Pregnant with a small cannon fodder cub in the best abuse text

Cheng Fei didn't know anything about what was happening on the Internet. He was so busy all afternoon that his back ached. Before eight o'clock in the evening, his eyelids were so sleepy that he fell asleep on the sofa, hugged a pillow and fell asleep.

The pillow was a bit hard, and he ran around at first, but after being punched by Cheng Fei, he curled up obediently in his arms.

This time, the little snake that always disturbed people's dreams didn't come out again. He slept for a full twenty hours, as if he wanted to make up for the lack of sleep before and revive with full blood.But when he woke up, he found that he was not lying on the sofa, but on the bed.

Cheng Fei didn't have time to think about how he got back to sleep here, he felt very hungry, and there was a little sourness left on the tip of his tongue, which made him want to drink another bowl of noodles.

As soon as he walked out of the living room, he saw Shao Tingfeng sitting on the dining table with dark circles under his eyes.

"Good morning, young master." Cheng Fei greeted him, "Oh, no, it's already afternoon."

Shao Tingfeng looked bleak and didn't answer.

He was hungry all morning and noon, no, last night's dinner should be added, he didn't eat a single bite of those stinky snail noodles.

Knowing that he was wrong, Cheng Fei hurried into the kitchen, and when he looked up, he saw that all the range hoods in the kitchen were replaced with commercial high-power equipment. Needless to say, he must have replaced them while he was sleeping, probably because he slept too hard. Didn't hear any movement.

In this way, even if he really bombed Shi in the dormitory, he wouldn't disturb the whole building like yesterday.

The corner of Cheng Fei's mouth curved, and he made a gesture of heart to him: "I love you~"

Shao Tingfeng: "..."

"Boom boom boom!"

The range hood suddenly turned on by itself, startling Cheng Fei, only to realize that it was Shao Tingfeng who was using the remote control to control the switch.

Cheng Fei was inexplicable: "Why are you suddenly so windy? I haven't started cooking yet."

Shao Tingfeng's voice was cold and hard: "Try the function."

Cheng Fei touched his nose: "Is it really that smelly? I remember you didn't eat a bite yesterday."

"No."

"Then why don't you eat?"

Shao Tingfeng hesitated to speak, but in the end he only uttered one word: "Spicy."

"Yeah, let me tell you earlier, I can make light ones for you."

Shao Tingfeng raised his eyes: "Specially for me?"

"if not?"

Little Cannon Fodder was silent for a while, then nodded reluctantly: "Whatever."

But there was a faint hint of "this is more or less the same" pleasure on that face that had always been emotionless.

Cheng Fei realized later that Young Master Shao disliked yesterday's big pot meal, and insisted on enjoying the small cooking for him by himself?

Tsk tsk, what a little boy.It's a pity that they can only be willful for such a period of time. When Qin Shenlun takes over their Shao family, they will probably be "poor and destitute, and their whereabouts are unknown".

Cheng Fei gave him a sympathetic look, and snapped his fingers with paternal love: "Wait, I'll make you a deluxe version of snail noodles, rice snail and duck feet!"

That loving look made the corners of Shao Tingfeng's mouth twitch.

Because most of the side dishes were used up yesterday, leaving only a little bone soup and sour bamboo shoots, the process of today's snail noodles is still complicated, and basically has to be made from scratch.Cheng Fei didn't want to waste such a good opportunity, and planned to broadcast the process live.

The original planned broadcast frequency was twice a week, but the spirit was too depressed some time ago, and the weekly task has not been completed yet.Thinking of yesterday's Shi Zhen, Cheng Fei's little abacus was pounding loudly, planning to hold his thigh in the future and have a live broadcast.

Unexpectedly, when I just logged into Buttercream, the backstage where I thought no one cared about me was bombarded with dozens of private messages.Click to open it, and it's all "kneeling to start the broadcast, let me be like the man who appeared in Zhenzi's live broadcast room".The private message IDs are very unfamiliar, with all kinds of anchor fan cards, not all of them are fans of Senior Shi.

I saw a lot of messages on the message board in the live broadcast room.

[May I ask Zhenzi why he would link up with this ambiguity? 】

[Zhenzhen didn't broadcast today, is it because he was poisoned by eating your food, don't pretend to be dead, come out and explain]

[Breaking the news, I am an alumnus of Zhenzhen. I can testify that I was fumigated downstairs yesterday. It was real. It smelled like a toilet explosion! 】

[Zhenzhen is so kind, I probably paid you to promote it for you]

[As we all know, I am the second generation rich, not suitable for this kind of bad money]

[Your Zhen has long been blasted that your family is bankrupt, and you are also a rich second generation. When you watched the live broadcast, you were so stinky that you rolled your eyes. Together, you suspect that you are collecting money to do things]

[Do you know what a live broadcast effect is called upstairs, I am really dedicated]

The message board was quickly distorted by Fanhei, Cheng Fei skipped the Fanhei battle, and directly extracted a few useful information, only to realize that the video replay of the senior last night was on the hot list of Cream, and the traffic peak happened to be him. In just a few tens of seconds, many passers-by who were too idle to watch.

Coupled with the suspension of the broadcast today, some fans who are not clear-headed came to Xingshi to ask for guilt.

Cheng Fei didn't expect that there would be such a follow-up. Originally, he was just greedy for making snail noodles in the dormitory, which caused crowds to watch, but he didn't want to, but it also attracted a wave of traffic on the Internet.

He was very thoughtful, knowing that the opportunity was rare, he decisively set up the live broadcast equipment, and changed the title of the live broadcast room——

[Proof for snail noodles!There are no bull ghosts and evil spirits in your imagination! 】

As soon as the broadcast started, a small wave of viewers quickly entered the live broadcast room.

[Holy shit, I was prompted to start the broadcast just after I went online? 】

[Anchor, take a slap in the face]

Cheng Fei was debugging. When he saw this barrage, he pointed the camera at his face and raised his eyebrows: "Is that enough?"

【Grass, it’s really him】

[Running around to tell everyone, the guy who caused Zhenzhen to be poisoned is finally online! 】

About ten seconds later, the real-time popularity suddenly soared to five figures, and many fans with the sign of "Zhenzi's little bitch" came in and asked when Shizhen would be discharged from the hospital.

Of course, most of the fans were joking, and only a small number of NT attacked with real feelings. Because the words were too violent, the bullet screens they sent were all harmonious and perfect, and finally had to be changed to pinyin, and the lethality plummeted.

Cheng Fei simply banned a group of accounts, completely turned off the beauty, and the definition was full. From high-definition to high-definition, the value of the appearance did not decrease but increased.

When the audience was so stunned by his beauty that they forgot to post the barrage, Cheng Fei suddenly shouted: "Today, I'm proving for snail fans. After watching this series, if you don't climb the wall, I will broadcast women's clothing live!"

[Fuck, are you playing such a big game? 】

[Come on, no one will watch a small anchor in women's clothing, so don't add drama by yourself]

【Oh, if you don’t want to watch it, I want to watch it, the anchor is so handsome [saliva]]

[The key spray man is sour, but the dog with this face is already licking~]

That "licking" ID gave Cheng Fei a small free gift. This kind of small gift can be exchanged for 100 cent if you collect 1 anchors. Basically, it is not much better than free prostitution. Many anchors disdain such small favors .

Cheng Fei was open immediately, and smiled: "Thank you for the sugar pills from 'licking', the boss is very generous."

[Pfft, thank you for sending me some cheese! 】

[Forget it, whoever will give him cheese for a paste comparison]

[But there is someone on his reward list who sent the pasture to him]

[It must be a trumpet, it’s a routine operation]

Cheng Fei automatically filtered the sour barrage, set up the lens, and began to process the ingredients on the workbench.

Live broadcasting is different from cooking in ordinary times, and requires a certain degree of viewing. Placing ingredients in advance is a basic operation.His superior artistic accomplishment allowed him to put it away, and the ingredients were arranged like a beautiful picture of the commercial level.

He introduced the ingredients one by one in an orderly manner. When he introduced the sour bamboo shoots, the barrage received the biggest response. They all obviously recognized that this product was the biochemical weapon that Shi Zhen repeatedly complained about during the live broadcast.

"Biochemical weapons? It's not that exaggerated, it just has a slight taste." Cheng Fei couldn't help but eat one while introducing it. The sourness made his whole body feel comfortable, and his peach blossom eyes half-closed.

The bamboo shoots rubbed between his lips and teeth to make a crisp sound, and they were recorded in the device, and the bullet screen was so full that he couldn't bear to look directly at it.

Many food anchors will pay great attention to their every move in order to feel the beauty of the recesses during the cooking process, and strive to present the most beautiful angle at all times, but this often leads to being too rigid and deliberate, lacking the breath of life, and the live broadcast is difficult but the effect is not ideal , This is why most food anchors pay more attention to "eating", and rarely use "doing" as their selling point.

But Cheng Fei has no such troubles at all. His face can resist any angle, and his movements can be stretched freely, as if he is not performing a show of skill. He is just cooking a meal for his friends in an ordinary way, and his gestures are full of life. But it doesn't have the rush of the market, but has a wonderful slow-motion elegance.

His face is extremely aggressive and thick, at first glance it looks like a male version of a coquettish slut, but because of the methodical rhythm and soft lighting, the aggressiveness on his face is abruptly diluted.

At the beginning, most of the viewers regarded him as a superficial Internet celebrity who was trying to catch the time's popularity and try to become popular, but after watching for a few minutes, anyone who is not blind can see that this new anchor is not just a superficial, but a real There are two brushes.

Among other things, the light knife skills are very good, cut some fungus shreds casually, and play with three or four sharp blades between the five fingers. Proficiency, it seems that it is so easy to do.

【Who can tell me how this flower gun is used?This method is like the God of Gamblers in the movie]

[I know a little bit, it takes at least several years of practice, and it can't be done without cutting off a few fingers]

【But his fingers are not broken, they are white and tender】

[So handsome, I declare that I have climbed the wall]

【Calm down, it's just knife work, let's have a look again】

After Cheng Fei finished playing with the knife, the bottom of the snail soup was just boiling, and the gurgling sound of the thick white soup was perfectly recorded. There were rotten pig bones and chicken bones rolling in it, and from time to time there were fried stone snails in the soup. roll.

With a sound of "Here", Cheng Fei put a few duck feet into the oil pan and fried them. After the skin was crispy and golden, they soaked them in the bottom of the snail soup that was simmering slowly over a low heat. Use a toothpick to poke small holes in the fruit and immerse them in the soup together. The dense honeycomb tissue will quickly absorb the soup, and the light yellow oily fruit will be dyed the color of red oil.

I haven't shown too many greedy details, and I haven't added too many descriptions. Many netizens have already swallowed their saliva secretly. This looks really lively.In addition to the delicious food in the pot, Cheng Fei by the stove was rosy white from the steaming heat, his lips were seriously pursed with a healthy luster, and his slightly drooping neck was gracefully curved, making him look quite delicious.

[Ah, ah, the anchor really doesn't consider going to the Yanzhi channel]

[Lick the dog and shut up, don't bother us to watch the soup]

[It’s fine at this point, is it necessary to add the sour bamboo shoots in front? 】

[Agreed, I really want to eat after seeing this step]

Unexpectedly, Cheng Fei chuckled, turned around and threw the cut bamboo shoots into the pot to stir-fry.Only then did the netizens notice that he hadn't used the range hood before, but at this point, he turned the range hood to the maximum, causing the live broadcast room to be full of rumbling noises.

【Hahahaha, it must be so stinky that he can't bear it anymore】

[A commercial-grade range hood is still at maximum power, how stinky is it?]

[I feel sorry for him a little hahahahahaha]

[Laughing to death, I was curious about what it was like that made him so obsessed with it]

The atmosphere in the barrage was gradually getting better, because Suanzhu became cynical again.

The sour bamboo shoots came out of the pan quickly, so Cheng Fei turned off the range hood in order not to affect the radio effect.As soon as it fell silent, the audience suddenly heard another voice from the live broadcast room.

"Brother Cheng, open the door, I know you're at home! I'm Senior Shi, and I'm at the door of your dormitory!" Shi Zhen's loud voice sounded from the door, "I want to have dinner, but I can't make an appointment!"

audience:? ? ?

Everyone was quick-witted, and immediately jumped to Shi Zhen's live broadcast room, only to see that he finally appeared in the camera, his face was a little pale and weak, but his expression was obviously excited.

[Ah, baby Zhenzhen, aren't you poisoned? 】

"I was poisoned by the hair thread. I was so hot that I was in pain. I went to the hospital for an emergency." Shi Zhen said cheaply. In fact, he had a big appetite after eating snail noodles last night, and ran out to eat roasted rice in the middle of the night. Skewers, the skewers outside are unhygienic. I vomited and diarrhea all day, and slipped up as soon as I felt more comfortable.As a result, as soon as he arrived at the door, he smelled the familiar sour smell, how could he not be excited.

[Zhenzhen, your complexion is not good, go to rest and stop broadcasting today]

"Small scenes don't affect my fandom."

After finishing speaking, he yelled: "Student, let's come to the sweet hookup! How about you doing what I eat? All the little bitches in my live broadcast room can testify that I am the most dedicated eater with butter!"

Shi Zhen was still promoting himself, when there was a sudden ding, the screen of "Zhenzi's Castle" went black, and a series of reminders popped up.

[This live broadcast room has been reported as suspected of being vulgar, please be careful with your words]

Shi Zhen:? ? ?

What did he say?Isn't it just a sweet hookup with your juniors?

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