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In the Snow Academy at noon, the students who had just had a full lunch were drowsy. Half of them wore earplugs to watch dramas, and the other half forced themselves to turn on the black and play games. The smell came.

At first it was just faintly smelly, but after a while, this ecstasy smell seemed to have been fermented for decades, and it evaporated with a "bang" at once, and the smell was so bad that no one could ignore it.

The highest floors came back to their senses first. Everyone who played games stopped, and those who watched dramas also pressed the pause button. They all ran out at the same time, shouting at the top of their voices: "Damn, which dormitory is blocked!"

It's okay if you don't go out, the smell becomes more obvious when you go out.

"Our floor is too high to be blocked, it must be downstairs, go down and have a look!"

A group of people half-covered their noses and walked down wearing big underpants. After a few steps, they met the people downstairs in the stairwell. After a while, the two people looked at each other: "Isn't it you who are upstairs/downstairs bombing the cesspit?"

"Are you stupid or not, how could the upstairs be bombed?"

"You Pinpin, the more you go up, the more stinky you are, who else could it be if it's not your high-level people?"

The bloody young man couldn't bear to speak, and immediately lowered his face after a few quarrels, as if he could start a fight with just one more word.

At this time, footsteps came from the stairwell again, and a boy in fancy clothes who was holding a large-screen mobile phone also came to their floor.

Seeing this boy, both sides were stunned for a moment, and their faces softened: "Senior Shi, why are you here?"

The Senior Shi in their mouth is called Shi Zhen, a senior in college, a little man of the school, and a well-known Internet celebrity anchor. Earlier, he was famous for live broadcasting the private life of his wealthy family, but now he is down-to-earth, and changed to live broadcasting Snow Campus daily.

Now that he is holding a camera with a fill light panel under it, he knows that this is a live broadcast.A few boys in big underpants covered their crotch in horror: "Senior, don't take pictures of our lower body!"

"Don't worry, the platform can't crack down on ghs, and besides, I don't want to let the little one in the live broadcast room be scorched by you." Senior Shi winked at the screen.

The originally slightly tense atmosphere in the stairs suddenly fell apart, and everyone was in no mood to argue, but the smell became more and more serious, and there were bursts of commotion upstairs.

"The senior came up because of the smell?"

"Yeah, I'm singing to the babies, and I can't sing any more, so they asked me to come up and broadcast the sewer." Senior Shi stroked his bangs coquettishly. Anyway, his fans would praise him as a nobleman who is close to the people little Prince.

"Then go up together to see which floor of the toilet exploded."

This building was the only one affected, and the students in the other buildings didn't know what happened.While climbing the stairs with the smell, the group did not forget to discuss heatedly on the campus forum, and even directed everyone to watch the scene in the live broadcast room of Senior Shi. Within a few minutes, the whole school knew that a dormitory was suspected to have an anecdote that a toilet burst.

Everyone climbed up, and the more people climbed, the stronger the smell.

"Oh, I can't do it." Some people were so smoked that they were on the verge of collapse.

But there are also some people who gradually smell the doorway: "Wait, don't you think the smell is sweet? Why do I smell more and more..."

"Hey, I'm a little over the top too."

"Weakly raise your hand..."

"You guys are Shikenglang! Can this be topped?" Senior Shi immediately gave the camera to those people, and the barrage burst into ridicule.

The entire dormitory building has a total of 12 floors. When climbing to the penultimate floor, the elders who lack exercise are all sweating on their foreheads.

What is surprising is that the original stench has become weaker. Just like what those silly boys said, the smell has a bit of hot and sour fragrance, which makes people feel a little hungry after smelling it.

Finally squeezed to the 12th floor, there are already many people standing in the stairwells and corridors in the camera, all of them climbed up to watch the excitement.

Shi Zhen held the phone high, twisted it forward, and said into the microphone, "Oh my god, is there something wrong with my nose? Why do you feel that the more you walk, the more delicious it will be?"

A barrage of question marks across the barrage:

[Didn't you just say that the toilet exploded? 】

[I guess someone in Zhenzhen School ordered fried shi]

【Hey, don't type that word in front, I'm eating】

Shi Zhen glanced at the bullet screen, and said with certainty: "I see, someone must have roasted durians, and only roasted durians are smelly and fragrant."

As he said that, he squeezed another distance away. The students in front lived in high-rise buildings. They obviously knew the situation better than the other students watching the excitement, and they actually lined up with a small rice bowl.

"It seems that someone is indeed making dark dishes and hasn't escaped," Shi Zhen said to the live broadcast room, "Babes, let's play a quiz and guess what delicious food we will see later."

He opened the highest quiz authority and asked water friends to decide the answer options. As a result, the audience unanimously typed [roasted durian/roasted shi/durian wrapped in shi/don’t know], and the final voting result was that the middle two were the highest.

The bullet screen was immediately occupied by lumps of unknown objects. What's more, some vip water friends' emoticons also have special effects of "hot steam", which is hard to bear to look at.

With the anticipation of thousands of friends, Shi Zhen cheekily pushed past the students in line and squeezed to the end.The smell at the tip of his nose was already very strong, smelly and fragrant, and he couldn't help covering his nose from the two smells, but he was inexplicably salivating.

The end was not as crowded as he had imagined, because a tall and thin boy stood in the dormitory in front of him, with his arms folded, blocking the door with a cold expression on his face.

The camera was originally facing the front, but the boy's face was inadvertently caught in the mirror.

After Shi Zhen saw who that person was, he turned the camera back abruptly, and said hello awkwardly and cautiously: "Hey, Brother Shao." It doesn't matter if other passers-by enter the camera casually, except for this master, everyone in the academy knows He's weird and not easy to mess with.

Shao Tingfeng didn't even look at him, his cold face showed impatience, anyone could tell that he was in a bad mood at the moment.

In Shizhen's live barrage, someone caught a brief glimpse, and frantically posted the barrage: [Fuck, who is this cold handsome guy]

[Zhenzhen quickly give him the camera! 】

Shi Zhen didn't dare to take pictures of Shao Tingfeng. Fortunately, Shao Tingfeng didn't know that he was in the picture for a short time just now, otherwise he would have smashed his phone.

At this time, the smell that had been lingering in the air suddenly became stronger, and I saw another boy walking out of the dormitory, and Shi Zhen subconsciously turned the camera on him.

The live broadcast room was quiet for two seconds, and then exploded again.

[I was so hasty, why is there another handsome man]

【Ah, this face looks like a game model, and it's so delicate too】

[Zhenzhen, do you think your beauty is too big, this little brother's skin is too good, he is glowing ahhh]

[Nonsense, our Zhenzhen beauty is only open to 5 degrees]

Shi Zhen thought sourly, this person has the same looks as me, why is he so much prettier than me.

He wanted to move the camera away, but soon a small food truck pulled out by the boy from behind attracted everyone's attention.

There is a huge soup pot on the small dining car, with five or six kinds of side dishes and three or four sauce dishes arranged neatly on the side of the pot.The soup is soy sauce-colored, with a layer of red oil on top, and small cubes of tofu floating there, steaming hot.

That particular sour smell in the air soars as the food truck rolls out.

Shi Zhen covered his mouth and nose, and took a few steps back for a moment.

However, other students who had been waiting for a long time came forward, and the boy who was at the top of the queue even desperately passed his own small bowl forward. The handsome man with a "modeling face" added a few vermicelli to his bowl, poured a spoonful of soup on it, sprinkled fungus and peanuts, and asked, "Do you want to try the sour bamboo shoots?"

The sour bamboo shoots are wrapped in a thin layer of oil and crushed red pepper, and they look good. As they sway on the spoon, the indescribable taste in the air explodes.

The boy holding the small bowl was full of refusal, but the man didn't ask sincerely, and just casually threw the sour bamboo shoots into his bowl.

"Hey, if you don't eat it, I'll eat it!" The boy was still hesitating, but the people behind him had already snatched it up, sucking up all the powder in two or three bites.The expression is very intoxicated, but also desire and dissatisfaction.

"Modeling face" tapped the food snatcher with a spoon: "You are in the third line, be conscious."

The man was not angry when he was knocked, and he even blew rainbow farts, "Xiao Cheng, let's have another bowl, I'm so pissed off by this food!"

"Good idea, limited supply," with a wave of the spoon, "Next."

The next one covered his face and came up, but before the bowl was handed over, he was knocked back by the "modeling face": "It's the third time for you, please roll smoothly."

Shi Zhen was dumbfounded, what does this smell like?Is it that high?

The fans in the live broadcast room were even more curious than him, especially if they couldn't smell the smell of the scene, they all thought it was some kind of delicacy, and desperately urged their anchors to give it a try.

"Okay, the young master will open your eyes to all the bitches."

Shi Zhen didn't want to line up, so he held up the camera and asked the handsome boy flatteringly, "Brother, I'm live broadcasting, and all my fans want to interview you, what's this called?"

He struck up a conversation in a roundabout way, but the junior raised his eyebrows and asked, "Do you want to jump in line?"

Shi Zhen was not embarrassed when his intentions were seen through, and he said brazenly: "I hate it, for the sake of so many people in my live broadcast room, let me save face."

"Oh? How many people are there?"

Shi Zhen proudly stretched out his mobile phone to show how hot he is.So his camera slammed into the boy's face.

【Ah, ah, ah, he is so handsome, his eyelashes are too long】

[He still has a mole in the corner of his eye, woohoo I'm dead, this is the first time I know that a boy with a tear mole is so beautiful]

Seeing the number of fans, Cheng Fei felt confident, and seeing the barrage complimenting him, he blinked one eye schemingly.

The live broadcast instantly exploded:

【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I really want to know his information]

"Okay, I'll try it for you." Cheng Fei generously scooped up a large spoonful for Shi Zhen, and spread all kinds of side dishes, especially the sour bamboo shoots.

When Shi Zhen took it over and smelled it, he was choked and coughed: "Ahem, brother, this smell is really..."

"It's called snail noodles," Cheng Fei raised his chin leisurely, "Try it."

Shi Zhen didn't know if he was really smelly, or if he exaggeratedly showed his dislike for the effect of the live broadcast, slapped it while smelling it, and when it was over, he looked like a weak willow who was so weak that he was about to be fainted by smoke. drama.

Until Shao Tingfeng cast a cold glance: "If you don't eat, get out."

Shi Zhen's big drama finally came to an end, and he endured the humiliation and said to the screen: "Woo, for you, I will go all out!"

As he spoke, he restrainedly picked up a piece of rice noodles soaked in soup with his chopsticks and put it into his mouth—damn, he was really a bit disgusted, and he didn't dare to try the terrible sour bamboo shoots for the first time.

Shi Zhen held his breath and smashed it. He felt that the rice noodles were smooth and soft, and the taste was still a little bouncy. Then he opened his breath again tremblingly. Or the unique sweetness of river fresh food.

It is not smelly at all!

Shi Zhen didn't have time to dictate his aftertaste to the fans in the live broadcast room, so he took another big bite.A large bundle of rice noodles is wrapped with some fungus and peanuts, and the taste suddenly becomes richer. The fungus is crisp and the peanuts are crispy, mixed with rich and sweet soup. The red oil in the soup is not too spicy, but very refreshing. This bite He was satisfied after eating, and moved his index finger.

After eating three bites in a row, Shi Zhen stopped, and wiped his mouth in the live broadcast room: "Exciting!"

[Zhenzhen, there are bamboo shoots!That bamboo shoot looks so delicious]

Shi Zhen paused, gritted his teeth, picked up two stinky bamboo shoots and put them in his mouth.

He was already prepared in his heart to be fumigated, but he didn't expect that the bamboo shoots tasted crisp and tender, sour and hot, and had the sweetness of spring water, but he couldn't taste the smell.

The sour bamboo shoots were originally stinky, but Cheng Fei fried them in advance, which not only made the taste more crispy, but also kept the fresh sourness and sweetness more purely. As for the special rancid smell during the fermentation process, it had already evaporated.It is precisely because of this process that the taste spreads farther and attracts everyone.

One bite into the soul, can't stop.

Shi Zhen knew the taste by eating marrow, picked up a few bamboo shoots, wrapped them in soft and glutinous rice noodles, and ate them together.

What's more, at the end Cheng Run gave him two oily fruits soaked in the soup. The tiny honeycomb tissue absorbed the essence of the snail bone soup. It was delicious, sweet, salty and spicy, so delicious that he wanted to cry.

The sound of sucking and sucking fans made the audience in the live broadcast room salivate.

[What kind of smell, Zhenzhen! 】

Shi Zhen racked his brains and couldn't describe it, and said with tears from the heat, "Damn it, even if the chrysanthemum doesn't survive, I'm going to talk about it!"

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Shi Zhen's live broadcast room is very popular, many students in the school will watch his live broadcast, and the students who are lucky enough to taste it are even showing off in the circle of friends. The school cooks "shi", and it's not bad.

Throughout the weekend, the Snow Academy was discussing this weird and unheard-of bowl of snail noodles. Those who didn't catch up with the live broadcast at the first time also made up the replay afterwards.

Shi Zhen was originally one of the top ten small Internet celebrities on the live broadcast platform. The live broadcast this time was not small, and the content was amazing, and was quickly recommended by the top platform.The current live broadcast replay jumped to the top three, and "smelly" was the hottest barrage entry.

And the most popular replay is the tens of seconds in which Cheng Fei was directly attacked by the phone, but did not damage his beauty at all, but magnified his facial features and skin advantages to the extreme.

After spending most of the night on the butter hot list, a passerby finally recognized it.

[Emma, ​​this seems to be a new anchor on our platform]

The author has something to say: When I was writing this chapter, I wondered if it might be a bit exaggerated, but I remembered that when the snail noodle shop near our university first opened, it was complained by other shops because it was too smelly... Hahaha, For those who haven't eaten it, the sour bamboo shoots are really stinky and stinky

I’m used to eating it, but I don’t think it’s the first time my Xi’an best friend ate it. She really suspected that I was going to murder her hhhhhhhh