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Cream TV is famous for its "simple interface design and extremely fast command transmission". It once won the Gold Award for APP Design and is the imitation object of many software in the industry.Although the treatment and traffic of the live broadcast platform Cheng Fei used to stay in is relatively superior in the circle, the operation has long been criticized for a long time, and the design has been changed several times, each time getting worse and worse. With a few simple instructions, it showed its face on the cream.

Cheng Fei muttered a few words in a low voice, and when he heard the "ding" sound from the oven indicating that the cake was baked, he casually put the phone on the shelf beside him.

The baked cake should be released immediately. Cheng Fei opened the oven with a heat-insulating pad on his gloves, and brought out the steaming cake. There was no crack on the surface of the cake. It was a perfect golden mirror surface, and it was quickly turned upside down on the grill to cool. .

Then start preparing other ingredients.The whipped cream has been in the freezer for more than an hour, and it's just right for it to be cold.Cheng Fei took a large basin, put it half full of ice cubes, and then put the small basin filled with whipped cream on top, commonly known as sitting on ice.

Considering the hot weather, in order to make the cream more stable, he specially cut a small piece of gelatine, melted it in warm water and added it to the whipped cream, which can further help the cream to shape.

He has a little habit. He doesn't like to use an electric egg beater, but prefers to beat it manually, and he doesn't stick to tools.

Once, in a bumper car fun competition between anchors, Cheng Fei used chopsticks and spoons to PK another anchor who used an egg beater, and ended up killing him.

So this time he chose to send it manually.Cheng Fei held the egg pump in one hand, and turned the cream basin with the other hand, while whipping and turning, the air was injected into the cream at a uniform speed.Every time he whips, he keeps it at the most comfortable and effort-saving angle. It looks not only relaxed, but also very efficient.

It's a pity that there is only one audience for this textbook-level dry goods skills full of details, and this ignorant audience still can't understand.

Shao Tingfeng stared at the gradually forming milky white cream on the screen without blinking, and his Adam's apple rolled up and down.He has one more experience than ordinary audiences, which is the sweet and creamy aroma that gradually fills his nasal cavity.

If ordinary viewers can also smell it, the live broadcast effect may explode.

This question popped into his mind suddenly, causing him to seldom take a break from the beautiful and delicious food live broadcast, distracted from thinking about the feasibility.

Until the kitchen bangs, Shao Tingfeng came back to his senses, and saw Cheng Fei on the screen put down the egg soy sauce and stainless steel cream basin, and wiped the thin sweat on his forehead with his slender arms.

No matter how effortless it is, this is definitely a physical effort, and the weather is hot. Cheng Fei didn't know that he was broadcasting live, so he just did what he felt comfortable, and pulled the corner of his clothes, and took off the large T-shirt from bottom to top.

His skin is very fair, and his beautiful collarbone and right-angled shoulders are shining with tiny sweat.As he moved, tiny beads of sweat gathered in the deep socket of his collarbone, and then slid down the protruding collarbone, winding out thin transparent water stains.

Finally, the glistening water stains slid down to the protruding chest...

Shao Tingfeng: "..."

His face, which was empty and calm like water, suddenly turned red.

Cheng Fei didn't know it, and pumped the cream vigorously again, and it was almost formed, when he suddenly heard an electronic sound of "beep" coming from the direction of his mobile phone.

He took time out of his busy schedule to pick it up, and a bunch of big dialog boxes were frantically warning:

[The live broadcast room has been reported! 】

[The live broadcast room has been blocked! 】

[Please correct it as soon as possible! 】

Cheng Fei:? ? ?what happened?

Cheng Fei stopped what he was doing, picked up his phone and swiped, only to realize that he had been live broadcasting the whole time!

But he didn't do anything, how could he seal it?

The backstage soon sent a rectification reminder, seeing those words, Cheng Fei almost choked on his saliva.The reason for the ban is actually God's "porn. Love"!

"Your uncle!"

Cheng Fei decisively appealed with one button. He thought it would take a while, but the staff responded quickly:

[This platform does not allow bare breasts to reveal R, please pay attention to the influence of the anchor]

Cheng Fei looked down at his flat chest, and smiled angrily, revealing his bare chest!

Cheng Fei turned his head angrily, and shouted at Shao Tingfeng: "What crazy live broadcast platform you introduced, actually blocked my live broadcast room."

But he saw his roommate with his back facing him, his ears were red, and his slender hands were desperately fanning the air like a convulsion.

"What's wrong with you?" Cheng Fei asked inexplicably.

Shao Tingfeng's muffled voice came: "This week, I will find someone to install the air conditioner in the kitchen."

"Huh? You also feel hot in the restaurant? Thank you for understanding the chef's hard work."

Cheng Fei's attention was diverted all of a sudden, as if he was also blushing from the heat, and had no time to pay attention to the things in the live broadcast room for the time being, he happily hummed a song and continued to make cream, and never put on the shirt he took off.

After whipping the cream, spread the dough immediately. Cheng Fei's smoothing technique is fast and steady. It takes less than 12 minutes for a huge 5-inch cake.Because he has studied art, his coloring skills are also top-notch. Different from his slightly sharp personality, Cheng Fei likes gentle high-grade gray coloring, which happens to be the popular retro color scheme. The main fruit is strawberry, supplemented by dark small Embellished with blueberries, it is harmonious and has distinct highlights.

When the cake was served on the table, Shao Tingfeng's ears were still glowing red, and as Cheng Fei approached, the blush spread to his neck.

Cheng Fei touched his nose: "Is it that hot?"

Shao Tingfeng's eyes dodged and he didn't say a word.

Finally seeing Cheng Fei holding a knife and fork and looking like he was about to sit down and enjoy it together, he mumbled unbearably: "Clothes."

Cheng Fei realized it later, and put his jacket back on without paying much attention.

Shao Tingfeng breathed a sigh of relief, and then focused on the cake.In the middle of the 12-inch big cake, there are blossoming protruding... cat's claws.

The pink flesh pads are in different shapes, and two of them even deliberately popped out pointed and round nails, which are so cute that people want to press them on the soft flesh pads.

Cheng Fei also put on a pair of cat ears given to him when he bought tools, which he dubbed "the sense of ritual of eating cake."

Shao Tingfeng: "...then why don't you bring it?"

Cheng Fei said confidently, "I'm too old to be cute."

"..."

Shao Tingfeng had a pair of cat ears on his face, with the words "No entry for strangers" written all over his face, but his body was very honest, and he sat in a well-behaved posture. He put his hands on the table like a primary school student, waiting for the cake to be shared.

He looks as calm as ever, but there is a subtlety in his heart that is unknown to others.He can buy a lot of cakes, but enjoying the same dessert with others has been a long time ago.

He thought it impossible to have such an opportunity.

Cheng Fei was amused by Young Master Shao's pious sitting posture, so he cut a large piece of cat's claw for him, and he took a fork to eat it seriously.

The fluffy cake is like a mass of fragrant and sweet air that almost melts in the mouth. The cream is blended so that it is rich in milk but very refreshing. Even if you take a big mouthful greedily and stuff your cheeks to bulge, it is not greasy at all. feel.

Shao Tingfeng's Danfeng eyes opened slightly wider to the naked eye, and he realized that what Cheng Fei said the day he first entered the dormitory was not bragging, and it was indeed better than Sanye's. Just as he was about to take a second bite, Cheng Fei said quietly: "I heard , for every bite of the pad, one poor kitten loses its claw."

Shao Tingfeng: "..."

No matter, he decided to eat this cake today.

In the end, the huge 12-inch cake was successfully put into Young Master Shao's stomach. Unexpectedly, Cheng Fei didn't let him wash the dishes this time, because he was worried that his careless hands would damage the mold.

After tidying up, Cheng Fei picked up his mobile phone and went to the Buttercream live broadcast platform, and found that he was still blocked, and said depressedly: "What a broken platform, the efficiency is so low, I'll forget about changing the platform, do you have any other recommendations..."

Shao Tingfeng's ears moved. A few seconds after Cheng Fei finished speaking, the system reminded him that "the room has been unblocked".

Cheng Fei was still dissatisfied: "I was banned once, and the exposure benefits for newcomers are gone, so I still suffer."

Shao Tingfeng: "..."

Cheng Fei turned around and asked, "Can you recommend another live streaming app to me?"

Shao Tingfeng, who had his back turned to him, remained silent, and seemed to be in a daze again, looking unresponsive and wandering in the sky.

However, a few seconds after Cheng Fei finished speaking, a large group of mud horse special effects suddenly fell on the screen of his mobile phone, accompanied by the sound of "baa baa" sheep.

[Congratulations to anchor 'Fei Ran' for receiving the gift 'Luxury Ranch']

[Congratulations to the host 'Fei Ran' for unlocking the newcomer task 'Achieving the goal of [-] milk coins', your ID and avatar will have the opportunity to be displayed on the homepage TV]

Cheng Fei stared at the grass-mud horse running wildly on the screen in shock, because he was the recipient of the gift, besides bleating, he could clearly hear a crisp sound of gold coins, and then he saw his name hung high on the page header, as a small Announced to the entire platform in the form of trumpets that he received a high reward.

At the same time, a guest appeared on the reward list on the right side of the live broadcast room, and his ID was a string of numbers.

Cheng Fei was shocked, and quickly checked this "luxury ranch", and found that it was actually the gift with the highest amount of Cream TV. He had to wonder if this person gave it wrong. After all, the current live broadcast room is full of blank content. Are you too idle to throw money at him?

I couldn't care less about being happy for a while, and waited for the other party to complain.But until the digital king's name in the background turned gray and showed offline, he didn't get any information.

Shao Tingfeng seemed to have heard the sound, and asked quietly, "Have you received the gift?"

"It seems to be," Cheng Fei was still a little dazed, and asked uncertainly, "Is this 'luxury grass mud horse' expensive?"

"It's a 'luxury ranch'," Shao Tingfeng wrote lightly, "It's worthless, [-] cream coins."

Cheng Fei: "...How much is ten thousand cream coins?"

"One dollar for one coin," Shao Tingfeng squinted at him, "What did you ask me to recommend just now?"

"Wait a minute," Cheng Fei said respectfully, "You won't be able to withdraw money if you go to other platforms, right?"

"It should be. After signing the contract, the anchor can get [-]%."

"Depend on!"

Cheng Fei almost jumped up, the current five thousand is a quick windfall for him!

At this moment, the mobile phone rang again, and a text message from the site was sent, which was the contract application sent by the platform super management:

[Hello, Feiran anchor, this is the super tube "Godzilla" of the Food Channel. After researching this platform, we feel that you have great potential, and hereby invite you to sign a contract. If you agree, please click "Yes"...]

Seeing Cheng Fei standing short, the first reaction was to show Shao Tingfeng a look: "You are familiar with Butter, help me find out if this guy is a liar."

Shao Tingfeng took a look: "There is such a super tube."

"Oh, so it's not a liar."

"Do you want to sign?" Shao Tingfeng asked casually.

Cheng Fei, however, looked disgusted: "This platform review is too sloppy."

"..."

"Also, the name of Butter TV sounds very girly, it's better to call it 'Lard' and become a blockbuster."

"..."

Shao Tingfeng closed his back again.

Cheng Fei was still complaining, only to hear a jingle, and his room received "Luxury Ranch" again!

It was the same digital ID, as if his brain was flooded, smashing two in a row, blasting out a large dense grass mud horse on his screen.In the end, I don’t know if I ran out of money, so I changed it to smashing something else, and balls of white non-Newtonian fluid hit the screen, which seemed to be a small reward like cream cheese.

According to the last statistics, the "Fei Ran" live broadcast room received more than 3 yuan in gifts, and with the spring breeze of newcomer benefits, it rushed to the new exposure list!

Countless passers-by who didn't know the truth came in and fired question marks, and some people ran to pay attention to that fan, mocking it from the bottom as "people are stupid and have a lot of money".

Cheng Fei saw a dozen or so likes under that comment, chuckled, and followed up with a like: "It's pretty silly, but because I'm my first follower, I won't make complaints about it." I hope you won’t receive any complaints from parents tomorrow about ‘hacking accounts to give gifts to anchors’.”

Shao Tingfeng, who had his back turned to him, froze for some reason, and his broad and straight shoulders slumped slightly.

The number of gifts is enough to sway people, but Cheng Fei is still cautious, not only because he is afraid that the other party will be hacked before giving him a reward, but also is still weighing whether to sign a contract with "Cream".

It took him one night to find out.Knowing that among all the live streaming platforms in the world, Buttercream is not the largest, but it has only been developed for less than three years, and has the second largest traffic volume. Not to mention the extremely active users, the degree of diehard loyalty is also very high, and the proportion of krypton gold users Far surpassing other platforms, according to the report of the last quarter, Cream's revenue is 1.5 times higher than that of Suli TV, the largest established platform at present; and Cream is also the most caring for new anchors, the share is open and transparent, and the treatment is all The best on the platform has now become the holy place in the hearts of other anchors, and they all plan to come to worship when the contract expires.

After Cheng Fei thoroughly understood the information about Cream TV, he snapped his fingers and showed a murderous look in his eyes.

Time to get back to business!

Cream deserves to be the app that won the Gold Award, and the whole process of signing the contract can be carried out in the software.Super tube "Godzilla" sent him an interface, just follow the step-by-step operation.

Cheng Fei had no dissatisfaction with the division, and he readily agreed, but when the contract period was reached, the profile picture of "Godzilla" was grayed out once, and it seemed to be disconnected, and it came back up after dozens of seconds.The second time it went online, the number of years thrown out by "Godzilla" became "ten years".

Cheng Fei rubbed his eyes, and typed: [Isn't it two years ago? 】

Godzilla: [New regulations, ten years of unification]

Cheng Fei: "..."

Godzilla: [Fifty-five points in the first three years, [-] points in the next seven years]

Its avatar flickered on and off, as if the signal was unstable.Inexplicably, a little dinosaur spit fire and jumped in Cheng Fei's mind: "Why are you still hesitating after being treated so preferentially!"

He smiled, and finally agreed, officially becoming an "egg beater" of Cream TV.

Finally, after all the procedures were over, Godzilla sent him a copy of "Precautions that Anchor Must Obey During Live Broadcast".

The front is the regular file content, only at the end, a line of capitalized bold red font:

[Ghs and disheveled clothes are prohibited from live broadcasting, please dress civilly, and actively promote the harmonious new style]

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In the middle of the night, the super tube "Godzilla" of Cream TV's gourmet channel ended his 2-hour overtime work, and re-edited the work account password with a depressed face.

I don't know where the leisurely mood came from, suddenly borrowed his job number, signed a contract with a little-known rookie anchor, and signed for 10 years as soon as he signed, so what can the rookie do!

The author has something to say: Fake public affairs and selfishness are really fragrant~

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