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There were no tools and materials for making cakes in the dormitory, so the two went to the supermarket to purchase together.Cheng Fei was cash-strapped, but he wanted poor young master Shao to have a full meal, so he made up his mind not to save money, and bought the ingredients as fresh as possible.

"You're welcome, take whatever you want, I'll treat you." Cheng Fei said while picking out pastry supplies.Baking tools are expensive, but he has high requirements for cooking tools, and he is not hesitant to buy them.

Shao Tingfeng moved his ears, and then walked to other shelf areas.

Cheng Fei carefully selected for half an hour. As soon as he got up, he saw a human-shaped "potato chip mountain" slowly moving towards him. Holding a shopping cart full of things, the cart is full of happy fat house water.

Behind "Mountain of Potato Chips" stretched out an innocent handsome face, staring at him with big eyes.

"...Put these back!"

Shao Tingfeng still wanted to fight, Cheng Fei said coolly: "Cake or junk food."

In the end, Young Master Shao gave in.

It's just that he seemed a little unhappy when he paid the bill, and followed Cheng Fei with his head downcast.

The total price was more than [-] yuan, of course Cheng Fei had no money, but he had applied for a credit card in advance, and planned to rely on the credit card for a period of time, and he would be able to relax after finding a part-time job or getting money from orders. Not paid yet.

Shao Tingfeng saw him take out a brand new credit card, and when he was waiting for the activation procedure for the first time, he asked suspiciously, "Why did you swipe the card?"

In the world of books, just like in modern China, mobile payment has long been popularized, and cards can only be used for large expenditures.

Cheng Fei said frankly: "Poor."

Shao Tingfeng: "..."

"Beep-"

The credit card in the card slot made a sound of successful activation, and the cashier was about to settle the payment, when Shao Tingfeng suddenly pulled the card out of the card slot: "I'll pay."

"No, it's not easy for you." Cheng Fei didn't intend to take advantage of the poor little cannon fodder.

Shao Tingfeng still didn't understand why it was difficult for him, Cheng Fei had already inserted the card back into the card slot, and ordered the cashier to swipe it away.

Shao Tingfeng really wanted to pay, but the signal in the supermarket was bad, and the little chrysanthemum on the mobile phone payment interface was switched on for a long time before the interface was loaded.

Cheng Fei, who was waiting for the checkout, glanced casually and was immediately shocked.

The little cannon fodder roommate's Zhifubao actually has seven figures!

"You, you are so rich!" Cheng Fei was sour.

"Hmm." Shao Ting said calmly, "A little bit of money."

But according to the novel, it might be all the assets of the little cannon fodder, and soon Qin Shenlun will bankrupt the Shao family, and his small treasury will be confiscated by the family...

"Brother," Cheng Fei patted him on the shoulder and said earnestly, "You have to hold your 'pocket money' securely, this world is full of dangers!"

Shao Tingfeng:?

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The two returned to the dormitory with a bunch of things.Shao Tingfeng carried two super-big bags. He looked thin, but his strength was not small. He did not blush or pant for resistance all the way. On the other hand, Cheng Fei was only two small bags, but he was already sweating profusely from exhaustion. .

"You," Shao Tingfeng said in a strange tone, "You have always had such poor physical strength?"

He spoke slowly, Cheng Fei's eyebrows twitched, but it was the sorrow of being poked.Since time travel, he has felt that this body lacks energy, often has a poor appetite, and has not slept well in the past two days. He keeps dreaming about various snakes and insects, which is far worse than his original physical fitness.

But it's normal, if the subject in the novel is soft or weak, can it still be called shou?

Cheng Fei retorted angrily: "I just didn't eat tonight, and I'll order a batch when I'm full."

Shao Tingfeng's eyes were soft, noncommittal.

The process of making cakes is simple, but time-consuming. Cheng Fei wanted him to help, so he took out a drawer of eggs and asked him to separate the egg whites and yolks.

Shao Xiaogong obviously didn't light up his life skills. He could break his fingers when he knocked on the eggshell.

Shao Tingfeng sucked his fingers, walked to the dining table and sat down silently, watching him busy with his head tilted.

Cheng Fei was really busy. While beating the egg whites, he was preheating the oven, cleaning the fruits, cutting them into different shapes, and finding time to prepare ice cubes and cool down the whipped cream.

If you observe carefully, you can find that almost none of his actions are superfluous. Whether it is the strength of cutting vegetables, the angle of stirring the egg liquid, or even the distance to pick up things, it seems that they have been quickly analyzed and become labor-saving and convenient. save time.

As he was so busy, Cheng Fei was able to do it with ease, and it was not obvious that he was in a hurry.

The cake was quickly sent to the oven, and it would take at least an hour to bake for a [-]-inch size, so Cheng Fei went to change into a set of more convenient home clothes.

The cool shorts are only ten centimeters above the knees, and the loose top covers them all at once, revealing only two slender and straight calves; the loose neckline is flared to reveal the back of the neck, and the red marks from the past few days have disappeared. It's just as smooth and white as a freshly whipped cream.

Shao Tingfeng took a look, then looked away evasively, and lowered his head to click on the live broadcast app on his phone.

Not long after, there was an exaggerated swallowing sound in the room: "Old irons, eat this plate of invincible spicy oil and double-click to like it..."

Cheng Fei frowned: "Why are you watching the live broadcast again?"

Shao Tingfeng replied vaguely: "Hungry."

Cheng Fei wanted to ignore it, but the sound of eating was too exaggerated. While chattering, he also said, "I beg everyone to pay attention to and praise Qingmei", which made his already uncomfortable stomach feel nauseated. In the end, the really sour water surged up, and I spit it out with a wow.

"Cough cough!"

Uncomfortably, Cheng Fei rushed to the sink to spit water.

Shao Tingfeng looked over in a daze, not knowing what happened.

Cheng Fei spit out a few mouthfuls of acid water before recovering from his strength, then he glared, walked over aggressively and handed over his mobile phone, only to see a beautiful female anchor whose facial features were blurred at the top of the screen, opening a blood plate and swallowing A lump of oily meat.

Cheng Fei was amazed: "The chopsticks are so twisted that the mountain road has eighteen bends, and you still want to give her a reward?"

An "interactive" interface is popping up at the bottom of the screen, showing gifts for the anchor: milk/yogurt/cream/exclusive big cheese/luxury ranch.

"I'm not……"

Shao Tingfeng wanted to explain that you snatched my phone and arrived by mistake, and Cheng Fei had already swiped to the next live broadcast room, who knew it was even more vulgar, a man and a woman with beautiful faces turned into elf couples, the woman spoke substandard Mandarin "Double-click the old iron 666", the male performer swallowed the headshot octopus raw, spraying black ink everywhere.

"vomit--"

Cheng Fei wanted to throw up again, so he swiped quickly, but even flipped through several live broadcast rooms, all of which were disgusting and eye-catching.

"Are all the anchors on this platform like this?" Cheng Fei looked disgusted.

Young Master Shao, who usually cherishes words like gold, unexpectedly rebutted: "There are good ones."

I also recommended the treasured live broadcast room, trying to prove that my taste is fine.

The newly recommended people are obviously of higher quality than the previous "Double-click Laotie 666". Not only are their speech expressions more elegant, some anchors even design some stalks and bridges.

Shao Tingfeng looked like a treasure, like a dead house showing off his limited edition boutique handicrafts.

After showing for about 10 minutes, he stopped, and the long and narrow Danfeng eyes were full of anticipation.

The only audience leaned towards him and said slowly, "Well, it's okay."

The look in Shao Tingfeng's eyes immediately brightened several degrees.

Cheng Fei added viciously: "It's a pity that they are not as good as me."

Just kidding, he was a well-known food blogger on the Internet before time travel. He never showed beauty or asked for rewards in the live broadcast, but his popularity could beat the food bloggers on the same channel. He clearly focused on healing the pastoral style, but the enthusiasm of the barrage was comparable to Many well-known game anchors are on par.

Cheng Fei didn't tangle with him on this issue, and went back to the kitchen to continue working.

The cake is still baking and will be out of the oven soon, and the ice and cream are frozen just right and ready to serve.

He originally planned not to do any styling, but after what happened just now, he suddenly had other thoughts.

What is that platform called?

It seems to be called "cream". Although there are many vulgar live broadcast rooms, the overall software interface is clean and the traffic is hot enough.

Cheng Fei changed his mind, took out his mobile phone, and entered "cream" in the APP store.

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The smell of custard in the kitchen gradually became stronger, Shao Tingfeng sniffled and brushed the live broadcast room absently.Recently, the platform is undergoing rectification. Many big anchors dare not blatantly engage in vulgarity, but there are still many who slip through the net, especially small anchors who frequently step on the line to perform.

After sealing off three or four showrooms, Shao Tingfeng clicked into the newcomer channel.

Cream V’s benefits for newcomers are very good. The first broadcast will reward opportunities for internal channel exposure. If the popularity can reach more than [-], it will also be displayed on the homepage. Therefore, there are the most people who take advantage of loopholes, and it is one of the hardest-hit areas of the three vulgarities.

Shao Tingfeng swiped skillfully and quickly, and each newcomer's live broadcast did not pause for a few seconds.His eyes are fixed on the screen, but his mind is floating in another corner of the space where the milk is rich. Since his mother left, he never thought that someone would make his beloved cream cake for him, but now, it is exuding the soul-stirring sweetness of milk. fragrant.

Suddenly, the hand that swiped the screen paused.

The infinitely beautiful little kitchen in my heart suddenly appeared on the small screen of the mobile phone.

The person on the screen is wearing a comfortable home T-shirt, his face is close to the camera, and the magnified facial features are slightly deformed, but it does not affect his exquisite beauty in the slightest.His fingers flicked across the camera from time to time, as if he was looking for some instructions, and his movements were obviously rusty.

"What a broken platform, the operation is too complicated, how can I open it?"

There were murmurs of grumbling coming from the speakers, and the people inside obviously didn't know that the live stream had started.

Shao Tingfeng: "..."

Silently, turn down the volume.Not trying to be voyeuristic, just a little curious, a little bit.

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