Slag Gong Love History

"At least take off that 2000-odd frame! You look really good on it! Let's replace the old-fashioned one on your face!"

"I regret it enough to hear you cheating me to buy more than 2000 clothes! 2000 more to buy a pair of glasses?"

"Hey! You can't call a beast! What are you saving money for? The reason for saving money is to spend it to buy happiness! Like the two thousand you earn from a part-time job in summer vacation, you spend it all just to get a Zhenmi from playing the Three Kingdoms mobile game! Feel good about yourself That's it!"

"Zhen Mi? How about reading Zhen Fu? I'm uneducated."

"Are you talking nonsense? Read fu?" The boy looked it up on his phone in disbelief.

"What the hell, Gongsun Zan, don't tell me that's how you read everything else..."

"Hey? Isn't it Gongsun Zan? Xun or that I know is Nian Xun's!"

"It's Xun Yu! And Gongsun Zan!"

"..."

"Student Ren Xin, how did you get admitted to university with your level of education?"

"I got full marks in mathematics, but I only deducted [-] points in comprehensive science, and I...failed in Chinese."

"..." When I didn't ask.

Ren Xin felt that her self-esteem had been hurt again.At this moment, the beast looked at him with an idiot-like expression, which made him feel that his beauty, vivaciousness and sincerity were not attractive at all in the eyes of the beast.

But called a beast... IQ can eat it?Are you really gay?Can't you see my beautiful appearance?

If we hadn't slept together, I would really guess that you are not only straight, but also cold!

no!I am a dignified Ren Xin, and I absolutely cannot accept such contempt from an ordinary-looking man!

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"I told you not to follow! What are you doing!"

For the nth time, Zhou Zhuchen was pestered by Ren Xin to the dormitory after class, and he really felt that he couldn't get rid of this gummy.

"Hey? But I want to call the beast's bed! Well, I don't have any classes anyway, and it looks like it's going to rain in the afternoon, so it's the best thing to do, isn't it? Do it again to make sure that you will fall in love with me?"

"It's already been said - there will be no next time! I can't talk to students..."

Zhou Zhuchen was suddenly stuck.

Standing gorgeously at the door was a super handsome guy with long legs whom he hadn't seen for a long time, squinting his eyes and staring at the boy hanging on Zhou Zhuchen's neck with a smile that couldn't tell whether it was friendly or scary.

"Yo, I said, why don't you call me recently and you don't even like me. Chen Chen, it's a good life!"

"Uh...Xiao Hao, when did you come back?" Are you not chasing your big star?

Zha Gong was carrying several large bags in his hand and at his feet.At a glance, the hot pot ingredients, meatballs, vegetables and beer are obviously intended to come to Zhou Zhuchen's place to have a little beer and cook hot pot to have a happy time.

"It's been two days since I've been back, and there's such a big 'I'm back, come make an appointment' in the circle of friends. Are you blind? And who are you? What are you doing with my man? Let go!"

Ren Xin was startled.

I wipe!Who is this handsome guy?Calling the beast, you're pretty awesome!No wonder you lack interest in me!This genuine boyfriend looks too good-looking, right?

How did you hook up?Although it is true that calling the beast is good on the bed, and has high stamina...but it's not so good, right?Calling the beast, you... are you actually very rich? Could it be the hidden super rich second generation?

But the rich second generation lived in this kind of dilapidated small apartment for Mao?

Not to mention that the handsome guy on the opposite side is very expensive.Wearing a low-key famous brand, it doesn't look like begging for support.

……

"Are you really a student? Hey Zhou Zhuchen, didn't you say that your school doesn't allow you to engage in students?"

The three of them cooked around the hot pot.Ren Xin put ingredients into the pot, Xiao Hao leisurely drank beer, and Zhou Zhuchen's expression collapsed.

"So it didn't work at all!"

"It's obviously going to happen and you still say you didn't do it?"

"Really not..." Zhou Zhuchen's heart was broken: "Can you put down the crab stick and explain it for me, boy!"

"So you two are not a couple, that's fine, that's fine," Ren Xin muttered while eating the meatballs, "That handsome guy, it's okay for me to call us beasts, right?"

"No." Xiao Hao gave him a blank look.

"why?"

"He's my spare tire for thousands of years. You should go behind me."

"Fuck, you can say something like spare tire?!" Ren Xin hugged Zhou Zhuchen, "No! I want to get the gang beast out of your clutches as soon as possible!"

"Eat well! Don't touch me after touching the sesame paste!"

Zhou Zhuchen cursed, but suddenly his face was turned away, Ren Xin pressed him, moved closer and closer, and then forced a super big tongue kiss in front of Xiao Hao.

The kiss was so long that it was almost suffocating, and Zhou Zhuchen felt like his heart was being pinched and burst.

"You are quite courageous." After watching the performance, Xiao Hao sneered and threw a tribute ball of sesame seeds on Ren Xin's face.

Ren Xin made a righteous statement: "Call the beast, labor and management will fight with you from today! If you can't handle you, I will write the word Ren Xin upside down from now on!"

So in the following days, there was a lively battle of wits and courage between the two beauties, Ren Xin and Xiao Hao, in order to snatch the ordinary old man Zhou Zhuchen.

An ordinary person who was suddenly upgraded from a passer-by to an inexplicably popular female number one, and was robbed by handsome scumbags and young fresh meat, this treatment Zhou Zhuchen was in a trance, almost as unreal as in a dream.

Then, just being chased by the little fresh meat Ren Xin every day, laughing and making noises, Zhou Zhuchen, who had been lonely for four years, gradually couldn't stand it anymore.

Ren Xin's looks, to be honest, were completely his favorite from the very beginning.

It's just because of the embarrassing status of the teacher and the student and the fact that the other party is too young, Zhou Zhuchen always advises himself not to think about evil ways.

But as time passed, the child's frankness and innocence, his furry appearance, and the occasional inexplicable blunders, he began to feel more and more cute.

And Zhou Zhuchen also knew that Ren Xin was probably sincere to him.

Although on the surface he called "Uncle" and "Uncle", he disliked Zhou Zhuchen for being neither attractive nor good-looking, and always complained about Zhou Zhuchen's flirtatiousness, but in fact, Ren Xin admired Zhou Zhuchen very much in his heart, and felt that his family called Beast was mature and intellectual. Smart and talented, it is definitely a low-key luxury product.

In fact, regarding these aspects, Zhou Zhuchen himself felt very ashamed.

After all, he has had seven years more food than Ren Xin, has more experience, and has read a few more books. By virtue of this, he occasionally shows off some knowledge and ways of thinking that Ren Xin has never heard of, so that pure Ren Xin can feel that he is Very deep; and then continue to pretend that he is not very interested in Ren Xin, which makes him feel that he is a "grass of high mountains" that is difficult to climb, and he is more focused on chasing himself.

To put it bluntly, he just relied on his experience to bully Ren Xin young, so he couldn't see his bluff.

In fact, Zhou Zhuchen knew that with his own qualifications, how could he be worthy of such a young and cute child?

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Finally, one day, when Ren Xin was once again trying his best to deal with the demon who was not his love rival at all, and was run over by the demon to the point of crying, Zhou Zhuchen finally felt that the time was ripe, and he had enough bait to pull him away. The pole was broken, so the boyfriend blocked the child behind him with all his strength.

"Xiao Hao, I said you bully my little things every day, isn't it interesting?"

"Your little thing?"

"Well. My house."

So Ren Xin was overjoyed, and since then turned into a serf and sang, and got the coveted title of "Beast Boyfriend".

Since then, Zhou Zhuchen has been bored with nothing, showing off his affection in front of Xiao Hao, which made Xiao Hao's face look like pickle.

Xiao Hao, on the other hand, often deliberately blindly stares at people like a light bulb, asking Zhou Zhuchen to play here and there, and enjoy playing mandarin ducks with sticks.

Just like this, I lived a very happy life for a few months with noisiness and laughter.

During this period of time, everyone selectively forgot one person for some unknown reason.

That was Xiao Kong, who had promised Zhou Zhuchen to study hard and show him a good test result after being promoted to the third year of high school, so he worked hard at school to prepare for the test, Xiao Kong, whom he hadn't seen for a long time.

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Until one day two months later, Xiao Hao and Ren Xin had been arguing all morning, and had a truce at noon to eat hot pot at Zhou Zhuchen's house, but because of the dispute over the ownership of the last crab stick, it broke out again Out of a life-and-death world war.

Zhou Zhuchen went downstairs decisively and bought a pack of frozen crab sticks, but it was useless at all.

"I don't want a new one! I want the one just now!"

The expansion of the war was caused by Xiao Hao yelling at Zhou Zhuchen whether he dared to help him deal with this little vixen, so he must find someone to deal with Zhou Zhuchen.

"I'll call Xiao Kong right now. Oh, let's see if he can spare you!"

"Let's not bother him! He's in his third year of high school, even though today is Saturday, he still has to read and review!"

"Yes, I was afraid of affecting his mood, so I didn't tell him all the time. But I don't care about it today, I'm going to see how your mad dog came over and killed your little boyfriend!"

"Who is Xiao Kong?" Ren Xin asked Zhou Zhuchen.

"My brother. The child bride-in-law of that bastard behind you, she loves that bastard so much. Speaking of which, Zhou Zhuchen, you also have the guts to find a man behind my brother's back. Don't look at that child who looks like a bully all day long. But don't blame me for not reminding you that there is absolutely something wrong with our Xiao family's genetics, and everyone's heart is dark, so be careful that he will go crazy and show you on the spot!"

"Tong Bride?" Ren Xin glared at Zhou Zhuchen.

"I rely on him to talk nonsense! What a child bride! Just a child with a good relationship...It is indeed his brother."

"I'll go! Let me tell you, Zhou Zhuchen...you really don't take Xiaokong seriously? I think he likes you a lot, maybe he loves you very much!" When Xiao Hao said this, he probably didn't Seriously, there was an obvious joke on his face that he was afraid that the world would not be chaotic: "Ah! It works!"

"Xiao Hao, what's the matter?"

"Tsk! How many times have I called you brother! You name everyone every day, big or small, you want to die, brat?"

"I'm sorry, brother."

"Changing your mouth so quickly? It sounds like duplicity!"

"..."

"Well...I'm at your favorite brother Zhou Zhuchen's house now. There's hot pot, will you come tonight?"

"I promised my brother to study hard. Please tell him, I will go there after the exam, and you must wait for me."

"Oh, by the way, it's rare that your brother~brother's new boyfriend is here today, why don't you come and see? The guy is quite handsome."

"……What did you say?"