Slag Gong Love History

"It's just the Bayesian formula. Is it that difficult? No one really knows this question? Have some courage! Tell me the answer you calculated, it doesn't matter if it's wrong."

In class, one hand was raised high.

"Okay, this... classmate over here."

etc.Why does this classmate look a little familiar?Why are you looking at me with that smirk?

"Mr. Zhou, I just raised my hand to remind Mr. Zhou... You buttoned one of the wrong buttons on your shirt. Did you get up late this morning?"

The audience roared with laughter.And Zhou Zhuchen looked at the somewhat sinister smiling face, suddenly remembered who this guy was, and broke into a cold sweat.

Hastily hastily!How could the boy who paid 35 to sleep in his own bed last night be a student in his class? !

……

"Teacher, I didn't understand the formulas just taught in class, so I want to discuss it with the teacher in depth."

What a cheat!Zhou Zhuchen clearly remembered the first principle emphasized by the Personnel Department repeatedly when he entered the school - as a university teacher, you are absolutely not allowed to fall in love with the students in school!

Although I didn't "fall in love" here, I just fell asleep, or was prostituted.

Prostitution 35.

This sounds a lot more serious than a love affair—!If people find out, they will definitely be fired!

"Hey, teacher~ don't ignore me. Zhou Laoshi~ Zhou Mingshou? Then, Zhou Mingshou, I don't want to eat in the cafeteria tonight, how about going to the Jiaoshou's house to eat hot pot~ I saw the beast called yesterday There is an induction cooker in the kitchen, right?"

"You!" Zhou Zhuchen turned around: "You, you, you knew that I was your teacher last night, right?"

"Well, after all, I have attended the two-week class of calling the beast."

"...Know that it's the teacher, you pay back!"

"Haha, I just want to detect it! Because when the beast is in class, no matter how you look, he looks like an ordinary straight man! So it is really novel to see the beast in the gaybar! Obviously my radar can't detect it You, in the end, you are still the same person!"

Fuck!Xiao Hao's store is really not a gaybar!Zhou Zhuchen was silent, ordinary people can also come!

"Ahem, in short, we met by chance. Let's pretend that what happened last night didn't happen. Let's pretend we haven't met each other in the future. Well, you don't have to take the final exam. I'll call you whatever you want The score you want, deal?"

Ren Xin blinked: "No way, call it a beast."

"What! So what do you want?"

"Called Beast, you violently took something away from me last night, I'm still very sad."

What have I... deprived you of?Zhou Zhuchen is facing an enemy, don't tell me that I deprived you of your chastity or something?

"So all so you are the first time?" Want me to be responsible?

"Not that one."

Uh, what else did I take from you? "Huh? Could it be the 35 yuan? Let me see if I have any change..."

"It's dignity! You deprived me of my dignity! You just took it away again! Does Lao Tzu seem worth 35?! Why am I not worth [-]! Didn't you spend [-] to buy someone else? I I have to find you to sleep with you? What's wrong with me? I want an explanation!"

This, what kind of thinking logic is this, it's so strange!

How can there be any explanation for this kind of thing? !

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"Call the beast, this hot pot is really delicious, don't you want to eat it?"

"Then what... I'm not a professor! I'm just a lecturer."

To be precise, at this time Zhou Zhuchen has not yet been rated as a lecturer. His official title should be "teaching assistant", which belongs to the bottom of the food chain system of university teachers.

"It doesn't matter. Lao Shi still sounds better than calling a beast. Anyway, calling a beast tonight, if you don't tell me what I can't compare to that kind of thing, I won't leave."

"No one can compare to others!" Zhou Zhuchen said with shame: "It's just that I've been poor recently, and it's my fault!"

"So if the beast is rich, is it willing to spend three thousand five thousand to buy me?"

"Buy, buy, buy! Definitely buy it! Buy it for thirty-five thousand!"

"Calling the beast, you're obviously trying to fool me. Chiliu, Chiliu...delicious!"

"So what do you... want? Do you want money?"

Ren Xin was taken aback, and dropped her chopsticks.

"Can you say that again?"

……

Zhou Zhuchen felt that he was simply cheating.

He clearly knew he was a student, and he tried everything possible to drive the child out of the house last night, so why did he wake up so early in the morning and lie naked next to him again?

Last night, this beautiful boy kept yelling that you hurt my self-esteem, and I must put my self-esteem back to sleep.

Then, Zhou Zhuchen was pushed onto the bed.

That battle was shocking, and I felt like my little brother had died in battle.

Zhou Zhuchen still can't understand the logic of the children nowadays.

The one who was paid 35 yuan was obviously me, so how could it hurt my self-esteem to pay?

"Speaking of a beast, your physical strength is really good, and you actually have two packs of abs... Your figure is better than I imagined!"

"Don't touch me! Don't touch me!"

"It's so sensitive to be called a beast~ hehe, actually called a beast, you look quite good-looking when you look carefully, but the dress is too rough. Look! It's obviously better than wearing clothes after taking it off, right? Let's talk about your today No class, right, I'll take you to the street to buy some clothes and dress up!"

"What to buy! I have a wardrobe of clothes." Zhou Zhuchen pointed.

"It's a closet of old men's shirts! Burn it! Burn it! These should be burned! What kind of thing is this Huacha? It's so weird that you dare to buy it?"

"Don't, don't, don't move around! Someone gave it to me."

"Who sent it? My little lover?"

"No..." But it was awarded to Xiao Kong in the school sports meeting, which is very commemorative!

"It's not a little lover, you baby fart," Ren Xin "swiped" and tore it up: "Make a rag, make a rag!"

"..."

"Speaking of which, Jiao Beast, you don't have a boyfriend, right? You're single, right? Otherwise, it wouldn't be so miserable and spend your birthday drinking alone in the bar, right?"

"It's none of your business?" No one wants you to be so happy, Lao Tzu?

"Of course it's none of my business! If Jiaoshou is single, would you stay with me?"

What?what what?

"That, I told you a long time ago," Zhou Zhuchen said with embarrassment, "If you don't come to take the exam, I will give you full marks in this course, so you don't need to curry favor with me!"

"No, I think I like you quite a bit, after all, our bed is very suitable, and the beast is quite satisfied with my body, isn't it?"

Zhou Zhuchen's mind froze for a second, and then quickly restarted.

"This! Absolutely! No way!" He had a tragic and appreciative look on his face.

This young man is handsome, lively and obviously very popular.Therefore, he suddenly said something like this to his extremely ordinary self - no matter how he thought about it, it must be a fraud!

Ren Xin's eyebrows twitched.

What the hell?He didn't agree? !How dare you not agree to such a pie-in-the-sky thing?Call the beast, are you blind?

One must know that he, Ren Xin, can be both male and female, and has a high charisma attribute. In high school, it only took him a week to get the school belle and the grass twins together.Who would have thought that they would encounter such an opponent today, and would not be able to get good things delivered to their door—what kind of wonderful fortress is this?

He is obviously an ordinary gay uncle, but his vision is not ordinary, is it?

"Why not? Call the beast, what's wrong with me?"

"We have a rule not to fall in love with students!"

"Damn it's already on the bed, do you still say that this thing is useful?"

"You're still young! You're only a junior and you should focus on your studies!"

"What the hell? I'm young? I don't think you're old, do you think I'm young?!"

Ren Xin almost doubted her own charm.

It's crazy!never mind!Maybe not to do it!This kind of ignorant idiot is poor and called a beast, he is not handsome, and he is old-fashioned and strange, what are you doing with him!

But self-esteem... In the past two days, Lao Tzu's self-esteem has been trampled on by this person, how can such a thing be allowed? !

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"Look! It's completely different! That's why you are called the beast, do you understand that this type of clothes is suitable for you! Hurry up and get rid of those old shirts of yours!"

After several days of grinding and entanglement, Ren Xin didn't hold much hope in finally pulling the beast to the shopping mall.

Unexpectedly, it turns out that people rely on clothes and horses rely on saddles!

So handsome!It can be handsome!And he's pretty handsome!

Ren Xin silently felt that she had found a treasure.

With the indifferent face and cold temperament of this beast, when he wears his daily old man's shirt, he is obviously a hormone-insulated dead house with no one to shame, how can he change into a fish-eyed high-cold wind in seconds when he puts on slightly trendy clothes Feeling like a cover magazine model?

I want to die, I want to die, with his appearance and beauty, I don't want to be seen by others!

"Standing, pay attention to your standing! Call the beast, can you straighten up! That's right, that's right! Don't move!"

Who is this...Zhou Zhuchen looked at the guy in the full-length mirror who couldn't recognize him at all.

Really, who is this thing?

"It's called a beast~ I didn't expect you to have such a different style of dressing up! Buy all of these!"

Zhou Zhuchen glanced at the price, and silently put the clothes back.

The so-called "a man depends on his clothes and a horse depends on his saddle" - but damn this saddle is too expensive!No wonder when I put on my four-faced head, I suddenly felt that I was a shining golden fairy forest unicorn!

"Hey, hey! Don't go! I said, can you be a beast? Why did you only buy a few of them after so much difficulty? They are all suitable for you!"

Hehehe.If I buy it again, I'm going to borrow usury, okay?