Respect is worse than resignation

(Prose Poetry Version) If one day there is a strange young woman who suddenly screams and rushes up to hug you full of dependence and coyness, then before you measure the other person's appearance, please don't panic. Please don’t shake your hand and slap before the force value is reached, because maybe from someday onwards, she can decide arbitrarily whether you sleep on the bed or on the keyboard at night. , Yang Ke, Zhou Feifei