The Daily Life of Wizards [British and American]

"What the hell, did you find someone to put me in trouble?"

Mycroft covered the right side of his face with his hand. He had recently started to suffer from a toothache again. He had to say that the mess caused by the Battle of London really made him tired.

"I really didn't expect this to happen, I know he might be more resistant, or something..."

Daniel also felt a little unbelievable, "But how could Fudge be so stupid? I think, at the very least, he will make his appearance better. Because, when he was running for the position of Minister of Magic before, he was quite easy-going. the rudder."

"You also said that was in the past." Mycroft said with a sad expression: "Being in a high position will always make some idiots with low IQs forget their true identities."

Probably because of the toothache, his rare tone had some nasty meaning, of course, it could also be that Fudge really irritated him.

"You should have seen the video?" Mycroft asked.

"Yes, it's not just me." Daniel replied politely and with a smile, "In fact, as long as the wizards in the wizarding world watch TV, they should have watched the live broadcast of this negotiation. However, most people watched it Afterwards, maybe not as a diplomatic negotiation, but as a hilarious comedy?”

Mycroft turned his head slightly, looked over in surprise, and then slightly raised the corners of his lips, "Funny comedy? It sums it up well."

Fudge obviously didn't know what to do with those wizard reporters with video cameras in this diplomatic negotiation that he didn't pay much attention to.

Therefore, he didn't know that this negotiation was made into a program broadcast live to the wizarding world by Daniel.

But maybe... Even if he knew, he wouldn't think there was anything wrong with what he did.

(Thanks to the British government for their prudence and confidentiality principles. Before the dust settles, they have no plans to adopt any live broadcast activities. Otherwise, the wizarding world is really ashamed this time. The most important thing is that the shame is second, Fudge's bad attitude , Maybe it will really cause a big conflict between the two parties.)

During his initial campaign for Minister of Magic, Fudge also pretended to study Muggles in order to shape his political image.Occasionally agree with Principal Dumbledore, showing that he has no ill feeling towards Muggles, in order to win the support of wizards in the Gryffindor system.

However, after becoming the Minister of Magic, he immediately changed his position... No, I was wrong, this may not be a change for him.

From the very beginning, he had been secretly mixing with some pure-blood wizards secretly, flattering the great nobles of Slytherin, and showing some of his true contempt for Muggles by the way.

But anyway, during that time, despite his hypocrisy.

But his attitude is quite sensible, he has always stood in a neutral position, and cleverly managed to attract people from both sides.

However, after he became a minister, he was probably really overwhelmed by power.

He began to fantasize that he could also jump into the upper class of the wizarding world like Malfoy and the others, the new noble?

(This is probably the environmental influence of his being born in an ordinary little wizard family.)

(Just like some ordinary people in Muggle society, they talk about looking down on the arrogance and hypocrisy of those nobles, but once they have the opportunity to become nobles, they will become more arrogant and hypocritical than the people they look down on.)

(You know, one of the scariest things in the world is for the poor to become rich.)

(There are really too few people who can always maintain their heart.)

In the live broadcast, Fudge showed his stupidity to the fullest.

When being received by the Prime Minister.

"You should bow to me."

He said to the British Prime Minister so arrogantly: "You have to be polite to me, sir."

The friendly hand extended by the poor Prime Minister just stopped in mid-air.

He withdrew his hand, and then turned to an official of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs and said euphemistically: "What did he just say? Did I hear it wrong?"

"He asked you to bow to him." The official opened his mouth wide, looking surprised, and then answered the Prime Minister's words reflexively.

"Uh... is this a special etiquette in the wizarding world?" The prime minister continued to ask the official of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs politely: "I know that some ethnic groups have strange etiquette, for example, Nepalese will stick out their tongues when they meet each other; , will touch each other's noses; there is an ethnic group in Zimbabwe who meet, and even roll on the ground, and then tap each other's buttocks... Well, what strange customs do wizards have? Do you want the British Prime Minister to bow to them?"

This funny Prime Minister really made many people in front of the TV laugh.

But that definitely doesn't include most of the wise wizards in the wizarding world.

In fact, many wizards would be ashamed to see this scene on TV.

Most nobles thought Fudge was acting like a clown; ordinary wizards also thought 'Merlin, how could he be so impolite? '; Even those paranoid wizards who never believed in the status quo and always maintained the idea of ​​'look down on Muggles' thought, 'Is there something wrong with Fudge's brain?Does a wizard still need to find a sense of superiority in front of Muggles? '

Mr. Weasley even exclaimed in front of the TV: "When did Fudge become like this? Even that bastard Malfoy wouldn't ask someone he just met to bow to him. Who does he think he is? The queen?" ?”

(Lucius: Don't compare me to a moron, thanks.)

All in all, the scene was embarrassing.

Fortunately, most of the people on the Prime Minister's side are good at dealing with this kind of diplomatic incidents. They have rich experience, and they found a random reason to attract Minister Fudge's attention and successfully diverted the issue.

Negotiations continued.

"...Just like this battle of London, in the future, the enemies we are about to face are likely to be unknown, common, dangerous and threatening. For our common motherland-Britain, we should be united , share the same hatred..."

The prime minister narrated seriously according to the topic of conversation that his team had designed before.

"Yes, yes, we will protect you." Minister Fudge interrupted him, and he said impatiently: "We will protect Muggles, don't worry."

"..." The Prime Minister froze.

Once again he couldn't help but look back at his team.

The officials of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs were also a little stunned, and they gave the prime minister a blank expression without words.

Fudge then pulled out his carefully prepared documents and said, "I think we should be honest and direct and not go around in circles."

He handed over the document with one hand, "Wizards will of course protect Muggles. But at the same time, Muggles should respect wizards and give them higher treatment. This is the condition we need..."

The prime minister took the document with great patience.

But after only one glance, he revealed an indescribably complex expression.

After about half a minute, he looked around and said as politely as possible: "Sorry, I'm sorry."

Then, he left the negotiation room in a hurry, as if a dog was chasing after him.

In the corridor, while striding forward, he said to his guards: "Are you sure this is a representative sent by the wizarding world? Didn't you guys specially find this guy to tease me? I admit that recent work is rather tiring and boring, but this kind of fun, please less trouble..."

Then, no more...

The prime minister clearly doesn't intend to show up again.

If we ignore all kinds of embarrassing atmosphere and its realistic background in the middle process.

Just put it on Youtobe as a funny video, this video should have a high click-through rate, really.

"When will your general election be?" Mycroft asked. "I think it would be better for us to talk about cooperation after you change the Minister of Magic."

"Uh..." Daniel looked at the ceiling, "It seems that the ministers of magic in the wizarding world are all tenured..."

"Oligarchy?" Mycroft raised his eyebrows.

"Almost! But, I will think of a way." Daniel replied calmly.

At the same time, in Grimmauld Place, in the old house of the Black family.

Sirius was surprised to find that it was next door to his own bedroom, which belonged to Regulus, and the door was always closed and cursed by the stubborn Kreacher (from this point of view, Sirius has always I feel that Daniel is too conniving to Kreacher), the door that no one is allowed to open is suddenly opened.

His younger brother's Muggle boyfriend stood stupidly at the door, and when he saw him coming out, he turned his head and greeted him with a bright smile, "Hi, good morning, brother."

"Don't call me brother, I'm not your brother." Sirius replied angrily, and then walked over.

He first looked at the line of elegant cursive words on the door'If there was no Regulus?Attalos.Blake's Special Approval, Do Not Disturb' was stunned for a while, and then he asked with a rather complicated expression: "Muggle, what did you do? How did the door open? What's going on here? Kreacher, Kreacher ! Where's Kreacher?"

A house-elf with tears in his eyes and a nose full of snot appeared in front of them with a bang.

"Kreacher didn't fulfill Master Regulus' order..." It cried out inexplicably, and then threw itself on the floor, banging its forehead on the floor forcefully, howling loudly: "Kreacher is not a good person!" elf..."

In fact, once Daniel took charge of the house, he forbade the house-elf from punishing himself.

Therefore, Kreacher has seldom made such crazy moves, but this time, his emotions seemed to be too excited, so that he germinated in a solid state again.

However, from Sirius' point of view, this is a very normal thing.

In his inherent impression, 'house elves are such servile and crazy creatures'.

"Don't do this, don't do this." Moriarty pretended to be kind, trying to help Kreacher to stand up.

"Don't touch me, Muggle," Kreacher shrieked away from him, refusing his arm.

"Say everything clearly, what did Rael order you?" Sirius faintly sensed that something was wrong, and he yelled at the house-elf almost in a growl.

His mind was a little messed up, and after Regulus' disappearance... everybody, everybody told him his brother was a coward who joined the Death Eaters and got cold feet.

Afterwards, no one found him, and he didn't know where he went. However, his name in the ancestral house was quietly dimmed, showing the mark of 'dead'.

Therefore, Sirius always thought that Regulus was killed by those cruel Death Eaters because he ran away.

But now, it seems that there are other secrets?

He was no longer in the mood to pay attention to that Muggle, and ordered the house elf who had never been in his heart sternly.

"Kreacher!" He gritted his teeth and ordered viciously, "tell me everything clearly, don't miss a single word."

However, the truth of the facts was undoubtedly a huge blow to him.

Daniel, on the other hand, was in a good mood when he walked away from McCaw.

Although he underestimated the stupidity of Fudge, and didn't expect that Fudge would actually dare to negotiate with someone who didn't know anything about the Muggle world, but in fact, this did not deviate from his and Mycroft's actual plan.

The more chaotic the regime on the side of the wizarding world, the easier it is for the government to deal with it.

Minister Fudge took himself too seriously, and he was just a shield for the public.

Under Daniel's matchmaking, many nobles in the wizarding world have already had a preliminary communication with the upper echelons of the Muggle government.

In addition, even the spiritual leader of the wizarding world, Principal Dumbledore, once had a brief afternoon tea conversation with Her Majesty the Queen.

As early as the struggle between the Death Eaters and the Order of the Phoenix, the Ministry of Magic in the wizarding world has existed in name only.

After the war, the reason why the Ministry of Magic can continue to exist is all because Dumbledore, the leader of the Order of the Phoenix, selflessly disbanded the Order of the Phoenix after the defeat of the Death Eaters.

Otherwise, the Order of the Phoenix is ​​definitely more like a real government of the wizarding world than the Ministry of Magic.

After both parties have tentatively contacted the British government, and have initially expressed their willingness to cooperate.

Secretary Fudge's wishes were not so important anymore.

The reason why he can still toss there is that everyone needs such a person to stand in front before completing the private transaction.

Therefore, Daniel didn't bother too much. After he and McCoff roughly exchanged each other's information, they turned and went home.

But he really didn't expect that besides the boring business, there was actually a crying Sirius at home, waiting for him to comfort him.

After learning of the heroic deeds of the 'coward' brother, Sirius fell into a great grief.

If possible, he would rather Regulus remain the coward, accuser, or even live in a humble way in his impression, than die for some illusory justice.

"That should have been my responsibility." Sirius said with tears, "If I were here, it wouldn't be Rael's turn..."

"Indeed." Daniel responded to him blankly, completely unable to arouse the desire to comfort the other party, "That's all your business."

In fact, after he came to the wizarding world, he tried to find out about Regulus for a while, so as to awaken Sirius' sense of responsibility.

(It's not difficult to find out, because Sherlock must have seen something that time, but he didn't say anything because he didn't consult him)

But then, he gave up.

After all, Regulus was beyond the point of death.

And his matter involved the Horcrux incident of the Dark Lord...

He was selfish and didn't want to add more workload to himself: With so many unfinished business in the wizarding world, should he still be responsible for eliminating the Dark Lord?

Give me a break!

Why go after an inexplicable terrorist?The whole world doesn't revolve around the Dark Lord.

The United States did not give up economic development because of bin Laden!

Waiting for him to completely transform the wizarding world, wouldn't it be a better choice for the resurrected Lord Dark Lord to see this brand new world?

But just after he had forgotten about it, someone turned it up again.

Daniel looked at Moriarty in surprise.

Moriarty just spread his hands innocently, and said with a very frank look: "Sorry, dear! But it's really a coincidence. I just pushed the door out of curiosity... You know, Muggles always Curious about the magic of wizards... Then, your spell seems to be used to prevent wizards, and it has no effect on Muggles. So, I pushed it away."