The Daily Life of Wizards [British and American]

Mr. Fudge, who is currently the Minister of Magic of the British wizarding world, accidentally slammed the cup on the bedside table to the floor when he got up early in the morning, and he was in a bad mood all of a sudden.

His wife, a witch who was as ordinary as he was, wasn't very beautiful, but she wasn't very ugly either, just ordinary.

She is a full-time housewife, and her daily life revolves around her husband and children, but she has always been very proud and proud of her husband who has a Minister of Magic.

Therefore, most of the time, she is willing to take care of Fudge and obey some of Fudge's orders.

At this time, she heard the sound of the glass breaking in the room, and hurried into the room, and then, after skillfully cleaning up the broken glass on the ground with a magic wand, she smiled and asked him slightly complaining : "Early in the morning, what's the matter with you?"

Fudge didn't answer in annoyance, but instead asked angrily: "What are you doing again? My dear Mrs. Fudge, what happened outside? Why do I seem to hear loud music? It doesn't stop early in the morning ?"

"I'm watching TV, good sir," Mrs. Fudge replied cautiously.

But she obviously didn't know how to observe words and expressions, and she didn't notice the gloomy face of her husband after hearing the word 'TV' at all, and said happily: "I used to be bored at home alone, thanks to Mr. Black. I didn't think it was very useful at first, but it's been showing a lot lately. Of course, I don't watch Muggle TV..."

Mrs. Fudge is well aware of her husband's contempt for Muggles, so when she mentioned this, she deliberately emphasized it.However, it was useless, and Fudge's face became even more gloomy.

But she still didn't notice much, and continued to please: "However, the newly opened TV station is our wizard's own TV station, and many programs are still worth watching. For example, this morning exercise, I have been insisting on it for many mornings .Dancing for a while every day, I feel that my body has really become healthy. Connery, do you want to come with me?"

"Are you kidding me? You're a wizard!" Connelly Fudge was inexplicably angry.

He yelled at his wife: "What's so good about that kind of boring thing? As a wizard, have you never seen the world? For Merlin's sake, wake up! My good Ma'am, a little Muggle trick seduced you, how ignorant are you, huh?"

Mrs. Fudge's face was full of confusion, obviously not understanding what happened.

"Connery..." She tried to comfort the man softly, but was pushed aside by Fudge.

The chunky wizard ran aggressively to the living room, looked at the TV broadcasting aerobics, and angrily cast a spell of 'shattering bones'.

The poor TV let out a roar and exploded.

Mrs. Fudge covered her mouth with her hands in horror, not knowing what to say for a while.

Then, Fudge simply washed up, and under Mrs. Fudge's bewildered gaze, he strode out of the house.

"Today is the weekend..." Mrs. Fudge whispered faintly from behind.

But Fudge never looked back.

The atmosphere in the Ministry of Magic was also not very satisfactory to Fudge.

People's hearts are floating, and many wizards seem to be absent-minded.

The group of "short-sighted" and "following the wind" wizards were full of expectations and hopes for the plan of "Wizards' integration into Muggle society" after only a few words from the bewitching little Mr. Black.

How can there be such a cheap thing in this world?

A bunch of idiots who can't think!

Muggles are uneasy!

That little Blake is clearly a spy!Undercover!traitor!

Connery Fudge groaned heavily in his heart.

However, it turned out that even if he was a wizard, he couldn't, or didn't have the ability to manipulate people's hearts, unless he used the Imperius Curse.

The staff of the Ministry of Magic would still be whispering everything about that little Mr. Black out of his sight.

Forget about those witches who look at their faces. Even if wizards are not interested in those lace news, the attractive salary, insurance, and vacations of the employees of Black Company are enough for these people to care about and discuss for a whole day.

Moreover, Mr. Black is generous and meritocracy by comparison.

The Ministry of Magic, an ancient wizarding institution, is very serious about seniority, and although it is not obvious, the class and exclusion that do exist have made most of the employees think of leaving.

Especially those wizards who used to be Muggle-born. Due to some unspoken rules, they have worked in the Ministry of Magic for a lifetime, and they may still only be able to learn at the bottom.

Especially in recent years, the problem of corruption within the Ministry of Magic has become more and more serious, which can be seen from the incident of Lucius Malfoy donating a large amount of money to get rid of crimes.

In addition, Mr. Black Jr. has also done some violations that are on the verge of legal rules. From this, it can be seen that the legal system of the wizarding world is slowly beginning to collapse.

Most wizards may not be so wise and can't think of so many far-sighted things, but the atmosphere can't deceive people.

When chaos begins within a government, most people will find that things have become chaotic, and there are few people who do practical things, and most of them are lazy and do nothing.

Rather than waiting to die in such a lifeless institution with no hope in sight, it is better to go out and fight.

At the very least, Mr. Black's energetic appearance and his attitude of working hard anytime and anywhere, even if he fails, makes people feel that he has not lived in vain all his life.

More and more wizards are beginning to think so.

The snowflakes of resignation letters will only make Fudge even more angry.

He thinks: This is Daniel's threat to him, just like the last Auror resignation incident.But this time, it is absolutely impossible for me to give in.

Because he knew how much he had paid for the position of minister of the Ministry of Magic.And how lucky he was to be elected.

Perhaps, he will never have such good luck for the second time in his life.

Therefore, he must firmly hold on to the minister's power, and he cannot fail, absolutely cannot fail.

He called in his recently promoted confidant—Ms. Dolores Umbridge, Deputy Minister of Magic.

This is a short and chubby lady. She is not too young, but she still prefers those girlish pink clothes and bow ties. When she talks, she also likes to use that kind of cute voice, which makes her look Kind of gross and contrived.

But Connelly Fudge admired her.

Compared with the wife at home who does housework, is plain-faced, and has no interest in life, he thinks she is a smart woman who knows how to groom herself, is good at living, and can provide corresponding help for her work.

Of course, the most important point is that Ms. Umbridge is very good at flattering Minister Fudge.

This woman is also full of ambitions for power, but she also has self-knowledge and dare not dream of being a minister.Therefore, she put all her energy into flattering this mediocre Minister Fudge who likes to show off, so as to get promoted.

It was a success.

Among countless wizards, she was a witch with mediocre grades, no performance, and no outstanding magic power. In just a few months, under Fudge's promotion, she successfully climbed to the position of Deputy Minister of Magic.

"We will be negotiating with the Muggle government next Monday." Fudge said in a tone. "That group of shameless and dirty Muggles is really annoying."

"What are your plans, Minister?"

Umbridge said in a hypocritically sweet voice: "You know me, and your wisdom in this area is really far behind yours, but if you need me, please don't be polite. I will do my best Do everything you can.”

"It's just negotiating with Muggles, so there's no need to be so cautious." Fudge waved his hand indifferently, "I thought the wizarding world didn't need to have anything to do with Muggles. Unfortunately, due to some people with ulterior motives, the wizarding world was Forced to expose, there is no way."

He muttered unhappily, "I have no choice but to negotiate. Merlin, why do I always have to clean up the mess for these idiots? It used to be old Batty, but now it's this damn little Blake..."

"I've already listed a series of demands on the group of Muggles. I don't care about Muggle laws or morals. Wizards should be higher than Muggles." Fudge said, "If the Muggle government can't give wizards their due I will not continue to talk with them, and I will definitely not agree to such a stupid decision to integrate into Muggle society."

"You are very thoughtful." Umbridge said vicious words in a tender tone, "How can those ignorant fellows be as far-sighted as you are, Minister. You are working hard for the future of the wizarding world, but They also want to pull your hind legs. They should be taught a lesson, and they will not know the pain until they are beaten..."

"Indeed." Fudge agreed. "They should suffer a lot. Young people are arrogant and always ignorant of the heights of heaven and earth."

"I heard that little Mr. Black recently had a Muggle boyfriend." Umbridge continued to use that very ugly voice, pretentiously said: "This is really disgusting, finding a man as a partner is enough It's unbearable, he even found a Muggle. What a scum of the wizarding world, a disgrace to the pure-blood family."

"The Black family has always been like this. Crazies have been born from generation to generation." Fudge waved his hand in disgust, a little disappointed that Umbridge had talked for a long time, and it turned out to be a relationship problem.

He was not much interested in the subject, but devoted himself in every way to belittle his inner enemy--Little Blake.

So, he still couldn't hold back, and made a harsh comment: "Think about that crazy woman Bella in Azkaban, and think about the rebellious and dying Sirius, and now a little Black who likes men is not enough." Strange. Besides, the members of the Black family are almost dead anyway, and there are no elders who can discipline him, and he himself is not ashamed to make it public, so what can we outsiders say?"

After finishing speaking, he became impatient, lowered his head and pretended to be busy, and began to organize the documents on the table, and said in a contemptuous exclamation tone: "You women! You always like to pay attention to these emotional gossips, lace news and so on. I take care of everything every day. I'm so busy, how can I have the time to devote so much attention to these boring gossips."

"But I think if you can talk to Mr. Black's Muggle boyfriend, you might get something special." Umbridge showed a hypocritical sweet smile, very sinister hint said, "The wizarding world is not a safe place for a weak Muggle."

Fudge stopped what he was doing.

He raised his head in surprise, stared at Umbridge with an extremely incredible gaze, then stretched out his fingers and nodded her lightly in the air, and smiled: "Good girl, good idea."

At the same time, Mr. Daniel Black, who is being missed by Fudge, is taking his 'weak' Muggle boyfriend to visit a travel agency in Diagon Alley.

Travel agency, yes.

Little Mr. Black has come up with a new contraption.

For the connection and integration of the wizarding world and Muggles, no one expected to achieve it overnight.

As we all know, this will be a long and slow process.

Ignore the gossip between governments.

Daniel feels that the first task is to deepen the understanding between each other, just like he and Moriarty fell in love, always need to understand each other, in order to slowly deepen the relationship.

If we always maintain a strange and unknown state with each other, then there is no way to get together, isn't it?

He had recently read a lot of theoretical books, and Moriarty was slightly moved by his eagerness and earnestness, and more often than not, he wanted to hug his stomach and roll on the floor laughing.

And the sequelae directly caused by this incident is that when he gives examples, he always acts like a senior love expert. Apart from being serious, he also frequently uses love cases as examples, which is quite useful for applying what he has learned.

In fact, when he first compared Muggles and wizards to a romantic relationship, Mycroft asked very directly: Are you in love?

Considering the bad things Moriarty had done, Daniel hesitated for a moment, and said no.

But McCoff didn't believe it at all. Fortunately, he didn't continue to ask.

In short, in order to enhance mutual understanding, Daniel founded this 'wizard - Muggle joint travel agency'.

Then, taking advantage of the weekend, he launched a tour group activity in which the two sides visited each other's world.

He must be responsible for the wizarding world.

The first tourist attraction is naturally set up in Diagon Alley, which is becoming more and more open.

(Recently, he is contacting the manager of Hogsmeade village in an attempt to add a second tourist attraction to the wizarding world. Unfortunately, he has not received a response yet.)

On the Muggle side, there are more places.

Daniel did not intervene in this aspect, and completely entrusted it to Holmes Mycroft. I think that shrewd gentleman will take this opportunity to teach this group of "arrogant" wizards a good lesson, and by the way, provide a way to increase their knowledge. good chance.

As it turns out, Mycroft did a pretty good job (insanely).

He sent his most trusted assistant lady as the tour guide, directly took the group of wizards who were curious about the Muggle world, and participated in a small military exercise of the Muggles.

Many of them did not participate in the Battle of London, but just heard some rumors. At this time, the wizards who faced the armed forces of Muggles for the first time, all developed from "what powerful weapons Muggles can have hahaha" at the beginning. 'Muggles are horrible blah blah' state.

In addition to the tour guides, the two tour groups also have dedicated photographers accompanying the group.

They were intact, authentic, high-definition and uncensored, and filmed the whole process of the two tour groups' visits.

And that night, it was solemnly broadcasted on each other's world TV stations.

That night, the Muggles who visited the wizarding world were fortunate to say that their general performance was: so magical and interesting.

Available in the wizarding world.

After watching the video on the TV, the wizards were in an uproar: "Are Muggles actually so powerful? Is this a lie?"

Compared with these restless wizards, Minister Fudge's house was quiet and calm.

Minister Fudge's calm demeanor is worthy of being the supreme leader of the British wizarding community.

The TV set he smashed this morning has probably been cleaned up.

Mrs. Fudge kept silent, for fear of offending him again.

So Minister Fudge went to sleep early that night.

In his sleep, he was still dreaming about what kind of arrogant air he should put on when he met the prime minister tomorrow, and how he would express his opinions arbitrarily.

He kept telling himself: I have to negotiate with the Muggles.I have to tell them that wizards have to be above Muggles in every way.