The protagonist is blocked by me [Quick Transmigration]

"Here... where is it?"

Zha Yu rubbed his eyes and found that he was dizzy and his body was heavy.

Then he suddenly remembered that he drank the blood that Lu Xiao gave him.

So now...he should be in the next world.

just.

Why is he lying in a puddle of mud?

And what the hell are these messy voices beside me!

Zha Yu looked around and found himself lying in a muddy puddle.Moreover, this muddy puddle is still a sweet pastry, not only he is lying alone, but there are many people lying there.But no matter why those people were lying down, he definitely didn't intend to continue lying in the muddy puddle!

So he stood up from the ground, looked at the muddy water on his body with disgust, and took off his clothes as he walked forward, no matter where he was.

Zha Yu is still wearing the clothes of the ancients now, it seems that he has entered the world of the ancients again.

But this dress is dirty enough.

So Zha Yu took off the robe on his body, stood on the ground with one foot and began to take off his boots.

"..."

A lesson can be learned from heaven and earth, Zha Yu is not an exhibitionist!He is a clean freak and can't bear to have dirty things on his body at all.

It's just that when he took off his clothes, the sound around him was obviously much quieter.

Zha Yu kept taking off his shoes and looked up.

"Lu Xiao..."

Zha Yu couldn't believe his eyes at all.Because standing in front of him was a person who looked exactly like Lu Xiao!

If there is any difference between this person and Lu Xiao, it is that this person has obviously matured a lot!His face became clearer and his expression became softer, but the face that Zha Yu had dreamed about countless times in his dreams did not change!

So, he didn't travel to the next world, but many years later?When Lu Xiao grows up and becomes an uncle in his 30s?

The boot in Zha Yu's hand fell to the ground suddenly, and he kept one foot bare and stared blankly at the person in front of him.

He seemed to be unable to accept this fact, and suddenly didn't know what to do on the spot.

Then the corners of his mouth slowly opened, revealing an extremely bright smile, but his eyes were shrouded in mist.He could no longer bear the thoughts in his heart. He stayed in that world for so many years just to wait for Lu Xiao to come back, but until he left, Lu Xiao never came back.Now that the person he had been waiting for for so many years suddenly appeared in front of him, how could this make him not happy?

So Zha Yu didn't care about putting on his shoes, so he ran to the man and hugged him tightly.

It was like the day he and Lu Xiao met again many years ago.

#Uh...fancy extra play?Still... mentally retarded#

"..."

who?Who scolded me?

Lu Xiao looked up at the person in front of him, and found that this person was very calm, with no expression on his face, it seemed that he was not the one who scolded him just now.

Zha Yu turned his head and looked around.

Then I don’t know if I don’t look at it, I’m startled when I look at it!

Where did the crowd of people who surrounded them with bewildered expressions come from?

And why are they wearing modern clothes!

Zha Yu's face petrified on the spot.

He seemed to see something like a camera light board on the opposite side.

Then he turned his head and found that the handsome guy in ancient costume had left without looking back.

Behind him... seems to be followed by a few girls with cosmetic bags?

"Which group leader is looking for an extra performer!!!! Why don't you let him go today!!!! He messed up a good scene!!!! What a dead body grabbing a scene!!! What the hell are you acting like a zombie in a zombie movie!!!”

The director sitting in front of the monitor was already furious.

Lu Xiao looked at the people around him.Suddenly a little embarrassed.

He seemed to have undressed in front of so many people just now?Uh, it seems that you took off your shoes?

But most importantly, he looks like... crying?

FUCK FUCK FUCK!

The famous name of labor and capital has been destroyed into scum today!To actually cry and laugh and have a runny nose in front of a bunch of irrelevant people!

Zha Yu washed his face with cold water in the bathroom.I found that I still couldn't calm down for a long time.He looked up at himself in the mirror, and found that the roots of his ears were still red.

FUCK FUCK FUCK!

Zha Yu washed his face again with cold water, this time focusing on the base of the ears.

But Zha Yu reacted in a blink of an eye.

It seems that he has transmigrated to the modern world now, but this world is not his original world. After all, he doesn't know that there is a super actor named Roy in his world.

By the way, the person who looks exactly like Lu Xiao is Roy.

Roy is currently filming a martial arts movie. Just now, Zha Yu hugged Roy with snot and tears at the filming scene of this movie, and staged a strip show in front of everyone.I think the gossip of the crew today is——

#死尸龙盘Why did you suddenly cheat on the corpse?Why are hundreds of extra performers silent?Why is it that no one stops someone from undressing in public?What is hidden behind the actor being taken advantage of by others?Behind all this, is it the lack of human nature or the loss of morality?Please pay attention to the [-] o'clock file tonight, we gossip together special program #

Zha Yu rested his forehead with his hands, with a heartbroken expression on his face.

but……

It's a coincidence that Roy also plays the leader of the Demon Cult in the movie, and his name is also Lu Xiao.

And his appearance is exactly the same as Lu Xiao.

If you say that all of this has nothing to do with it, then you are totally looking down on Zha Yu's IQ.So... Could Roy be the person he was looking for in this world?For example, he also has energy quantum?

But taking a ten thousand step back, even if Roy didn't have energy quanta, Zha Yu would have to fight him to the end with his face alone.

"Cupid? Cupid?"

Zha Yu began to look for Cupid in the bathroom.After all, only with Cupid can he have information about this world!

But Cupid has not appeared for a long time.

Since Zha Yu was captured by Chu Fei, he has never heard from Cupid again. Now that he has arrived in a new world, the trainee god Cupid should also appear, right?

So Zha Yu started the journey of exploring the bathroom, even the toilet cubicle, after all, a banana does not need to occupy a lot of space.But when he was squatting down and looking for Cupid in the crack of the door, an extremely unpleasant voice suddenly appeared at the door.

"Hey, who do I think this is? Isn't it the famous Xia Tong! Why are you lying on the floor of the toilet? Hey, maybe he's eating shit—"

After the man finished speaking, he "giggled" and laughed together with his little friend.

There were three people who came.

A yellow-haired man in yellow clothes stood in front, and the other two who looked like minions stood behind, a perfect golden triangle formation.

Zha Yu glanced at them, stood up from the ground, then walked slowly to the toilet door and locked the door from the inside.

"Yo ho, what's the matter, the little rabbit doesn't admit to being cowardly today? Do you want to do a few tricks with my brother?"

The yellow-haired boy gave Zha Yu a disdainful look, walked up to Zha Yu swayingly, put one arm on Zha Yu's neck, and patted his face with the other.

"I'm talking about you, isn't it just that your face looks a little better? That person in this circle is not good-looking? If it weren't for your father Xia Wenhua, who would take in you, a mourner? I and You said, after passing this village, there will be no such shop, Ms. Sun asked you by name, why don't you just have a meal, you old man can still suffer?"

Zha Yu raised his eyebrows.

Thank you bro.I wouldn't know my name without you.

But Zha Yu's way of thanking others was very special, he grabbed the hand of the yellow-haired boy and cut him backwards in front of him.

"It hurts, it hurts, it hurts!" the yellow-haired boy howled wildly.

Of course it hurts!

Zha Yu rushed to break this man's wrist!

So even though he was yelling like a dead father, Zha Yu was not soft at all, and only raised his leg and kicked his ass after hearing the obvious sound of fracture.

"I think your current posture is more like eating shit."

Seeing that their eldest brother was beaten to the ground, the other two young men didn't have any thoughts of heroic dedication, so they lifted their eldest brother up and prepared to run away.

But Zha Yu would not give in.

He walked up to the two of them with a smile on his face, punched one in the face and made him dizzy, and elbowed the other in the abdomen so that he couldn't straighten up.

hum.Dare to pull his pimp.

Zha Yu looked at the three people who fell to the ground with satisfaction, with a satisfied smile on his face.

Just say Zha Yu is a villain!No loss at all.

However, it was also the bad luck of these three people. After all, Zha Yu was a top expert who came back from the abo world and the martial arts world. Although his internal strength was gone, he did not forget his moves at all!Dealing with two or three scoundrels is like cutting melons and vegetables, completely effortless.

Then at this moment, there was a sound of flushing water from the innermost compartment of the toilet.

"..."

It turns out... there are... someone else here.

The smile on Zha Yu's face suddenly froze.

But when the people inside came out, Zha Yu's mouth changed into a big "o" shape again.

That man is Roy.

Now Roy has changed his ancient costume.

His hair was not long, just reaching his ears, and his soft bangs slightly covered his eyelids.A pair of rimless glasses hung on his nose, which blocked his sharp eyes, but gave him an inexplicable...

Well.Breath of asceticism.

Zha Yu didn't know if his feeling was right or not.

But judging from the way the man buttoned the first button of his shirt, and the man's polished leather shoes...

This guy must be pretty cool.

Firmly finished.

When Zha Yu was looking at Roy, Roy was also looking at Zha Yu.

But he didn't want Zha Yu to stare at him, Roy just glanced at Zha Yu, then he pushed his glasses with his index finger, ignored the three living corpses lying on the ground, and walked to the sink without looking sideways , turned on the tap.

#This thing is actually Xia Wenhua’s son#

Who?

Zha Yu looked around and saw the ground from the sky, but apart from the three living corpses on the ground, there were only him and Roy. He was sure that he hadn't talked to himself just now, and the Roy in front of him obviously hadn't moved his mouth either. traces, then according to Sherlock Holmes' law, when you eliminate all the impossible, what remains is the truth no matter how unwilling you are to believe it!

and so!

The truth is that there is a ghost who likes to complain about Zha Yu!

Nonsence!

This reasoning is so plausible!

Just when Zha Yu was puzzled, Roy suddenly turned around and looked at Zha Yu.

His expression was very calm, and his eyes were unusually focused.

Of course, Roy's mouth still didn't move.

But... Zha Yu heard an extremely restless voice again.

#Ah ah ah ah ah! ! ! !Should I take him back! ! ! !But if he doesn't fuck me, I turn around and walk away, wouldn't it be embarrassing for me! ! ! !But if I don't take him back, how can I explain to his dead father! ! ! ! #

Zha Yu looked at the actor with a normal expression in front of him.

Suddenly there was a very unrealistic idea in my heart.That is, these voices are all coming from the heart of the pretending brother in front of him.

So... his super power in this world is...

The barrage in Roy's heart can be heard.