[Comprehensive British and American] Super power gourmet

The agents of Hydra have been in the industry for more than ten years, and none of them have worked hard on the edge of death.They never thought that one day they would experience such a strange thing.

He stared dumbfounded at the pistols turned into bubble guns, and when the bodyguards of the mission target rushed up, the fists they waved softened into cotton, hitting others without pain or itching, but he himself was beaten to death .

With three or two strokes, Hydra was subdued.

The two ace agents didn't even have a chance to make a move.

Ms. Maisel, who was also standing in the same place, was holding a huge question mark, and saw a big "marinated egg" slowly approaching in the distance.

Fury asks Maisel to take notes.

In view of the fact that the Hydra remnants lurking in S.H.I.E.L.D. have not been cleaned up, the recording location was changed from S.H.I.E.L.D. to the Avengers Building.

"Oh my God, Micky Maisel!" Sol, who just came back from Asgard, besides the chicken and rice show, likes to watch Maisel's talk show the most. Now that he sees the real person up close, he still has A little nervousness from a fanboy.

Maisel raised her eyebrows and politely smiled back at him. She didn't expect there to be superheroes among her fans.

"Ever since I watched your show, I've always wanted to be a woman as good as you..." Saul paused, swallowing "female stand-up show actress", "I mean, just like you, with a sense of humor Funny stand-up performer."

Maisel graciously concealed her flattery, "Thank you. You are already very humorous, Mr. Saul."

Unexpectedly, Sol, who was already familiar to him, was so excited that he immediately had the desire to perform with a sledgehammer in his chest.

Abby, who saw it, finally understood why she dreamed that Saul would perform a talk show on stage not long ago.

"Okay, Ms. Maisel, let's start the transcript." Fury coughed to stop Saul's awkward chat. They came here today for serious business, not for gossip about the entertainment industry.

At the same time, Harry and Eggsy, who had just finished interrogating Hydra's survivors, also took the elevator down from the upstairs interrogation room.

They looked at Abby together.

When on duty, the two agents discovered Abby who was having dinner at the mission location, and the other three superheroes, but under the principle of mission first, Harry and Eggsy were very professional and did not say hello or take advantage of the situation. meal.

But now, they have every reason to suspect that a series of incredible events at the scene are all related to Abby, or the three Chaoying around him.

And Batman, Steve, and Bucky are all good at melee combat, not proficient in magic.Thinking about it this way, Abby is indeed more worthy of suspicion.

Abby: Can I do magic?

The gaze of the two made Abby's hair stand on end, and she began to think, could she use the power of the yellow crystal to erase the memory of these two people?

Fortunately, Doctor Strange who had just sent Alice home suddenly appeared, "What happened?"

Congratulations to Strange for successfully diverting their attention, Abby quickly blamed him, "Let me introduce to you, this is our only wizard, Doctor Strange, and the other one is studying in Princeton."

If Eggsy hadn't seen it with his own eyes, he wouldn't have believed that there would be a living person in the air.When Strange walked out of any door circle, Eggsy finally met the first wizard in his life.

Before that, all the memories of wizards came from JK Rowling.

Obviously, Maisel was also surprised.

Several superheroes didn't know at this time that they were about to appear on the stage of Ms. Maisel's talk show, contributing one laugh after another to the people of the world.

……

Baron Sterak's life has been very difficult recently. First, his younger brother was under the law, and he is still eating in prison.

Colleagues far away in the UK were also taken over by the pot.

"Could it be that all the agents of their British branch have come to the United States? Why did a mission fail and the British base is gone?"

Strucker's subordinates were trembling, "The colleagues lurking in the British government have been severely beaten by Mr. Holmes. Taking advantage of some of the remaining colleagues who came to the United States on business trips, they also came to a local purge in the UK. The lives captured by the United States, and the identities of colleagues there are also... exposed one by one."

Hydra really suffered heavy losses this time.

Sad music played on the radio in perfect harmony.

Baron Sterak's eyes are getting more and more gloomy on the surface, but in fact he feels a dull pain in his heart. Could it be that the country that his ancestors worked so hard to build will be destroyed in his hands?

Do not!

"Turn off the music." His voice was extremely cold.

He said why it was so sad just now, it was all because of the BGM.

Baron Sterak replays the surveillance footage of that night, starting with Maisel freestyle, which is a bit unbelievable but still acceptable, to Hydra agents waking up, and finally to shooting...

He stared at the bubbles in the air for a full minute.

Even the subordinates couldn't stand it, "Mr. Ke, the weapons of the agents are all kept close to their bodies, and they have never been dropped."

"That's bewitching." Strack stared at the screen, and finally saw a few familiar figures in the reflection of the glass at the corner of the street.

"Captain America? And that betrayed male model!"

Speaking of Bucky, Baron Sterak was once again gnashing his teeth in anger. Their Hydra spent a lot of money to help Bucky take over his little hands, cultivate his moral, intellectual, physical and aesthetic development, and finally made him the number one male model of Hydra It is really not easy to be in the position of the world's top male model!

I didn't expect Bucky to betray when he said betrayal, and he simply didn't pay attention to him as a boss!

Strack thought bitterly, then turned his eyes and landed on Abby beside Bucky again.

"Damn it!" Strack instantly remembered the last time she was teased by Abby, and she had the illusion that she was infected with some new type of virus.

Abby: ...No, it's all in your opinion.

In short, Strack, who was educated, was bitten by a snake once and was afraid of grass ropes for ten years. He swore that even if he died of starvation, he would never eat that girl again!

With a feeling of revenge, Baron Sterak secretly had an idea in his heart.

He picked up his cell phone and swiped to—Sergeant Barnes in the address book.

……

Bucky, who had just gotten used to the smartphone, stared at a text message he had just received, frowning.

He turned to Abby and asked, "The recent scammers are too arrogant. They even pretended to be Baron Sterak to deceive me."

Said Bucky held his phone screen up to Abby's eyes.

It read impressively, "The final payment for the last show has not been settled, so come to the Hydra base to pick it up."

Abby, "...how about you let him transfer the money to you online?"

Although this text message is very funny, but the sender is indeed Strack. Is it true that Strack is planning to settle the wages of the employees and declare bankruptcy because the UK branch has been taken over?

Bucky was quick to text him back.

Unexpectedly, the other party said, "There is no online banking."

Bucky & Abby, "..."

Bucky still decided to go to the Hydra base himself, for no other reason than simply because he had no money.

Probably all civil servants are like this. Sunshine salary, good benefits, one-stop reimbursement for food, drink, and salaries, but the salary is not good.Bucky, who is on the road to making extra money, must be concerned about his unpaid salary at Hydra.

Of course, he declined Abby's company.

He can handle this little thing by himself.

I just didn't expect that Hydra's target wasn't him at all, but Abby.

Because Sherlock is still teaching in Princeton, only Bucky and Abby live in the apartment in Queens. These two people commute to get off work together every day, so that the Hydra in the dark has no chance to commit crimes.

The innocent Hydra thought that if he lured Bucky away, he could take Abby down in one fell swoop.

They still don't know that Abby is stronger now.

That's why Bucky went to Hipaw's lair without worry.

Although what he saw was not Strucker who came to give money, but Baron Zemo, the second in command of Hydra.

Zemo: The last time Strucker said that Miss Abby was so scary, I didn't want to confront her head-on!

In this way, Strack, single-handedly, went to Queens aggressively.

then…

It smells so good!so hungry!

"What are you cooking?" Baron Sterak, who trespassed in the house, opened the door of Abby's house, and was subdued on the spot by a "delicious crit". He maintained his remaining sanity and asked her indifferently.

"Chinese food, supreme fish head." Abby looked at the unexpected visitor suspiciously, "What is this?"

Strack activated the Hydra brainwashing technique, and said silently in his heart, even if you starve to death, you can't eat a single bit of food from this girl outside of Hydra!

"I came to deliver money to Sergeant Barnes. I don't know why he never showed up."

Abby thought to herself that Bucky had just messaged her, saying that he only saw Zemo in Hydra, and he was paid.These two people talk differently.

"Why don't you have a meal by the way? Bucky should be back soon." Abby decided to hold the head of Hipaw.

May I ask, who can refuse this girl's invitation to dinner?

No!Have!people!

In Strack's words, there was an invisible force controlling him to sit at the dining table. His heart was struggling, refusing, and roaring, but his limbs obviously did not obey his commands.

Zemo: My last name is your grandma!

Anyway, Strack had another supper.

Bucky didn't expect to see a huge figure sitting in the kitchen as soon as he entered the door.

Strack even laid out a napkin for himself and waited for dinner.

"Mr. Ke?" Meeting his former boss is always complicated, especially when Bucky has already found his current boss. He unconsciously clutches his warm wallet, which still contains the salary he just received.

If Strack asked him for his wages back, Bucky promised he would beat him to death on the spot.

Fortunately, Mr. Ke re-sold the misery that he had just sold in front of Abby in tears, and said straight to the point that he would be satisfied if he could eat a hot meal.

Bucky gave him a big hug and tapped him on the shoulder for encouragement.

Strack: I'm vomiting blood with this kid's unicorn arm!

"What's the next step for Hydra?" Bucky served a bowl of fish soup to his former boss. The soup base, which was originally relatively clear, had turned milky white, and the collagen and nutrients in the fish meat had infiltrated into the fish soup. inside.Bucky, who understands very well, even explained thoughtfully, "Don't worry bro. Drink a bowl of soup, the essence is here, and you can get 10 SK-II masks in one bite!"

"Let's go next..." Strack's eyes lit up, and he quickly drank a big bowl, "I really feel ten years younger!"

In addition to the fish head, the fish head soup also has rich ingredients such as black-bone chicken, pork ribs, and beef balls.Strack filled himself with a bowl full of soup, and took another piece of fish and bit it down. The hot soup overflowed his mouth, and the fish was soft and chewy, full of flavor.

I don’t know if the warm fish soup softened the baron’s obsessive professionalism, and he expressed emotion again, of course, this time the emotion was much more sincere than before, “Sergeant Barnes, I envy you so much .I also want to turn from darkness to light!"

Although it's not known how long his idea of ​​running to the light will last, at least this moment is sincere, and Abby can feel it.

Bucky also comforted him, "I wish you success." Although he has always been cold, and he is not good at warming people with a righteous smile like Steve, but he has a firm and kind heart from beginning to end.

After Bucky left Hydra, he never gave up trying to get rid of the ex-company's hunt for the reformed former Hi-Claw agents, and even introduced them to new jobs.

"Thank you, Sergeant Barnes." Strack didn't know why, his nose soured, and he quickly put the nearest whole steamed crucian carp with fermented wine on his plate.

Bucky: Ah!my fish!

Don't blame Strucker, it's their Yankee habit, don't like to share food.They, a group of superheroes, also got used to the whole table after eating too much Chinese food.

The steamed crucian carp is full of wine, and the sweet smell of wine makes the crucian carp three points intoxicating.The fresh and tender fish meat is soft and fragrant.Bucky watched his "love" being snatched away with a heavy heart, and felt aggrieved with a chopstick to stew beef offal to comfort himself.

Fortunately, the beef offal is also very delicious.Put it on the table on the stove, simmer and simmer, the smell of beef offal wafts in the air, accompanied by the rising heat, smelling the more intense aroma, Bucky swallows at a faster speed, and doesn't care about the hot up.

Old fragrance, old delicious!

Strack, who was captured again, couldn't help but send tonight's gratifying results to his good partner.

[Hydra Big Three (3)]

Big Brother Strak: Dinner.jpg

Second brother Zemo:? ? ?

Little brother Red Skull:! ! !

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Second brother Zemo: Did you forget what you were going to do?Also, why do you have a mobile phone, Red Skull?

Brother Strucker: I'm breaking into the enemy's interior!Now they have a lot of trust in me!

Little Red Skull: S.H.I.E.L.D. said I was doing well, and I could play on my mobile phone for half an hour every month...that girl, I was forced to watch them eat for two hours, and was caught in S.H.I.E.L.D. without being hungry!The time is up, my phone will be confiscated...

Big Brother Strucker: You are a younger brother!

Mr. Baron, who closed the group and put away his phone, remembered the purpose of his visit. Good guy, if Zemo hadn’t reminded him, he would have really forgotten.I chewed a piece of crispy beef cubes, and the beef cubes wrapped in dried chili were full of spicy power, and there was a happy Rock'N'Roll' between my lips and teeth.

Only then did he pretend to ask casually, "I heard that you absorbed the purple crystal, is it true?"

In fact, he knew that Abby also absorbed ether particles and yellow crystals. In order to prevent them from thinking that he knew too much, he specially picked the most insignificant one.

Abby only returned him a meaningful smile.

In fact, she wanted to say, "Yes, I am so powerful now that I can throw you into the sky with one hand, do you believe it, but I will not do this, because it will make everyone think that I am a King Kong Barbie."

But Bucky saw the former boss's intentions. He was very sad. He thought Mr. Ke had changed his ways, but he didn't expect that it was all fake. He just came here today to talk.With a cold face, Bucky immediately lost his enthusiasm, "If you are asking for Hydra, we have nothing to tell you."

The meaning of expelling customers is already very obvious.

Strack began to regret, and it was all Zemo's fault.Oops, my impatience has been exposed!

These two people obviously don't plan to tell themselves about the six crystals, so remember when they run away now?But the table is not full yet, can you let him eat a few more bites before leaving?

No!

Bucky's unicorn arm is ready to move.

He was about to think of an excuse to escape, but at this moment, Abby said, "Baron Sterak, why don't you leave without paying for dinner?"

Strack, "???" Why isn't it free?

He touched Baba's wallet tightly. He had spent a lot of money to deceive Bucky before, and now the funds are even tighter.The current situation...why is it different from what was promised!

Strack smiled awkwardly, and wanted to say that the price was negotiable.

Unexpectedly, Abby snapped his fingers, and his [-]-pound body had already floated up, and his limbs could not obey his command. The fear of death enveloped him. Strack touched his still hungry stomach and thought weakly. , isn't it?Wouldn't even a full ghost make it for him?

"100 knives, or a knives for you, you choose."

Hydra, no mercy!

……

I don't know if it was because of the destruction of Hipaw's UK branch, or for some other reason, the hydra has died down recently, and New York has become much more peaceful.

Fury found out from various sources that it seems that their leader, Baron Sterak, suffered a huge blow and fell into a slump, and Hydra's capital chain was unable to turn over, which is why they have been so depressed recently.

"It's nothing to do with her, hang it high," Abby is concentrating on baking her little cake. What Fury and the captain discussed has nothing to do with her, and she will never believe that she stole a hundred dollars. To hi paw doubt life.

The little cake she is making now is to celebrate the first anniversary of the founding of the Justice League and to celebrate the establishment of the New York branch of the Wayne Group.

Even Clark came all the way from the metropolis. Of course, most superheroes are not interested in the first anniversary, and they all come for Abby's birthday cake.

Inspired by Tony next door, Bruce also created a series of the latest Zhenglian suits for Zhenglian's partners, confidently thinking that it must be much cooler than Tony's.

Excited Bruce waited for his partners to receive new equipment, looking excited.

But Bruce forgot one thing.

The kryptonite suit he studied some time ago had a small flaw, so he had to ask Tony to study it together.Now this kryptonite Batman suit is lying in the research room of the Avengers Building.

Inventionist Tony worked tirelessly for three days and three nights, and finally successfully upgraded this set of equipment 100%!

He couldn't help thinking with joy, that the old bat must be envious and jealous of his talent after receiving such perfect equipment, and then he can use this stalk to beat him mercilessly for another month!

Humming a ditty, Tony happily took his clothes and went to the Wayne Building opposite to find Bruce.

It just so happened that Abby decorated the cake with the last cartoon Batman figurine and was packing it up to take to Wayne Building.

As soon as she looked up, she saw Tony twisting his little trot and passing by her eyes.

"Why is Tony so happy?"

Natasha, who was reading a fighting magazine, looked up at her, "Maybe you think of a new way of talking to Bruce?"

Makes sense.

So, Abby, who was looking for Bruce with the cake, saw a very dramatic scene.

……

Zhenglian's friends didn't expect Bruce to stay in New York all the time. It turned out that he was secretly researching the gifts for them. Everyone was very moved.Especially Clark, he and Bruce had many misunderstandings before, the two even fought each other many times for one reason or another, and almost killed each other several times.

After joining the Justice League, Superman has always felt guilty towards Bruce, and especially wanted to find an opportunity to untie the other party's knot.

Now it seems that Bruce didn't take their grievances to heart at all, instead he prepared a new superman suit that is more resistant to fighting!

Feel this material, this feel, this power, all made for him, Clark!

"Good brother!" Clark was so moved.

"nice! You love it."

At the critical moment when Bruce and Clark were about to resolve their misunderstanding, they heard Tony trotting all the way to deliver the "battle suit" in his shiny high-end leather shoes!

"Everyone is here!" Tony became more and more proud, now everyone can know that this kryptonite suit is also written by Tony Stark! "

Wait a minute... Kryptonite?

Tony, who was trotting, stopped. He looked at the Batman Kryptonite suit in his hand, then at Bruce with a complicated expression, and Clark with a bewildered expression.

"Bruce, are you researching (specially used against my Batman) kryptonite (suit)?"

Bruce, "..."

This Iron Man, I'm afraid Batman didn't exist because he was born to overcome him!

Bruce had an expression of "Clark, listen to me explain", and his brain began to think about what to do.

Abby walked into the research room and just saw this embarrassing scene.

Then I heard Bruce question Tony with doubts, "Tony, why are you researching a set of kryptonite bat suits for me?"

Tony, "..."

His small eyes wandered between Bruce and Clark for a while before deciding to smash his teeth and swallow.

"Yes." He said depressedly, "Why should I give you this!"

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