Rebecca, the pampered young lady of the original vampire family, her brothers (actually only Ilya) hold her in the palm of her hand, apart from escaping hundreds of years from her own father's pursuit, and wanting to return to being a human being from time to time. Despite the happiness of ordinary people, she is still the carefree little princess.

Unexpectedly, on this most ordinary blood-sucking day, she was knocked down by a human.

Elder brother Elijah's words still ringing in his ears, Manhattan is not like the American countryside, here is where superheroes and super criminals gather, they vampires must keep a low profile and be careful.

It's better not to take the initiative to provoke humans, I can't help it, there are still a lot of high-quality blood bags in the hospital.

Rebecca sneered at this, thinking that Ilya was acting too cautiously.Regarding impulsiveness, she is still very similar to Klaus.

"If you don't listen to your brother, you will suffer in front of your eyes." Rebecca was dragged into the Avengers Building by Alice.

Alice, who was experiencing the new era and new atmosphere alone on the street, never imagined that a vampire would fall from the sky and give her the head.She told her friends indifferently that although there are no zombies in this world, there are advanced versions of zombies!Also please be careful.

The Avengers looked at each other, "..."

They didn't have the heart to tell the kind-hearted Alice that since humans had signed a peace treaty with the vampires, the two families could coexist peacefully, mainly not to attack each other or cause harm to each other.

"Rebecca!"

After taking the control class, Abby saw the unconscious Rebecca at a glance. The vampire's self-healing ability is very strong, but looking at her messy hair and small jacket full of dirt, Abby knew that she must have experienced something very bad happened.

Alice's expression immediately became weird, "You know each other?"

Abby, "...well, to tell you the truth, she used to be my neighbor."

Abby spent 10 minutes explaining the relationship between vampires, werewolves and zombies with Alice, and Rebecca gradually woke up from her coma.

Only then did Rebecca realize that she was sitting on a bumpy off-road vehicle.Alice's punch was really ruthless, and she was dizzy for several hours.Waking up, Rebecca looked warily at Alice, who was smiling gently. The lady in front of her was probably a werewolf.

It was Abby who poked her head over the co-pilot to look at her with concern and told her what happened.

The little princess slapped her head violently, the sequelae of the concussion lingering for a long time, she rubbed her temples, and then said almost angrily, "My two older brothers didn't do anything when they saw that I was knocked out, and let me Was it taken away by someone?"

Who are these people?

Fortunately, she didn't have the heart to curse her two elder brothers soon, because at this time they were heading to the deep mountains and old forests to eat delicious roast whole lamb.

……

As the No.1 female vampire, Rebecca's thirst for blood was no longer that strong.

But she especially likes to watch the innate fear of human beings. As for other times, she feels that human blood is not as fragrant as the bayberry juice in her hand!Each bayberry is the size of a ping-pong ball, eight points sweet and two points slightly sour.Putting it in the mouth, each thorn rolls over and touches the tongue slipperily, and the burst of bright red and rich juice is Rebecca's favorite.

She killed a basket of big red bayberries by herself, and held Abby's arm to launch a coquettish strategy to win a jar of red bayberry wine for herself.

This trip of roasting whole lamb was originally for Carol who was about to leave the earth and go to the universe.

Although there is an extra vampire girl, they are very picky eaters. Except for human blood and hairy blood, they basically can't taste other flavors, which means they don't have much fighting power.

Everyone was willing to let her join the evening dinner, and kicked Fury out of the appointment group on the grounds that the staff was full.

Fury, "???"

The correct posture for roasting whole lamb is charcoal grilling.

And the correct posture to eat is to "tear!"

From a distance, I saw a whole rack of lamb racks grilling in the oven, and Tony was very bold and prepared to give everyone one.Under Abby's persuasion, he carefully selected the three strongest lambs.When turning over, you can see the golden color that is slowly roasted, the oil is bubbling on the surface, and the smell of meat is burrowing into everyone's nostrils.

so hungry!

Finally, when the roasted lamb was on the table, the fat and strong boss threw it on the table.What a big guy!Follow the texture of the mutton and "tear" the next piece directly, it is so tender that there is no edge, and then "tear" the next piece, the gravy splashes everywhere!It is wonderfully torn together, and only by biting into the mouth can you get the satisfaction of "one mouthful of juice"!

"Delicious!" Tony reminisces about the thin slice of fat in the inner layer of the lamb chops. The high-temperature roasting makes the fat rise up and is firmly locked in the crispy skin. It is eight parts tender and two parts fat in the mouth; However, or chili powder, the fiery stimulation spreads in the mouth with a "huh".

Even Rebecca, who was notorious for only sucking blood and not eating meat, was swallowing her saliva and begging the boss, "Is there... any live sheep?"

Abby suggested that Rebecca eat a few bayberries to quench her thirst.

Then I helped the boss bring out delicious and large grilled oysters.Stir-fried golden minced garlic tightly wraps the milky white oyster meat. This "half-covered" mystery makes people more and more appetizing.The bulging and fat oyster meat is super plump and three-dimensional!

Eating oysters must enjoy the pleasure of filling your mouth. Carol thought that if she continued to eat like this, she would be more and more reluctant to part with the earth, but she still couldn't help stuffing a large piece of meat, wow, so rare!

Fat Chiu, who has fully exercised his masseter muscles, is deeply fascinated by roast beef tendons.The most fascinating part of beef gluten is the chewing point, and the most difficult part is also the chewing point. Once it is over-roasted, it will be as hard as a rock.But these strings in his hand are soft and not old, and the Q bombs are not bad!

Clint looked at the chefs who were roasting mutton and grilling under the open-air starry sky, full of admiration in his heart.

Come a few pints of cool bayberry wine, drink with one hand, and hold up a solid leg of lamb with the other. Looking up at the starry sky that is almost close at hand, he blushed and said with emotion, "Too It’s comfortable! It’s so comfortable that I want to retire!”

Abby grabbed some mint leaves and put them in the bayberry wine in Tony's hand, making the refreshing taste more intense, "Before retirement, don't you think about starting a family first?"

Tony was probably really drunk.

He seemed to be thinking about something, with a bitter expression on his face. Abby knew that Tony's responsibilities and his uncertain future were beyond his comprehension.

She was just about to say a few words of comfort, but she didn't expect him to take something out of his pocket mysteriously.

This light!Blind your eyes!

Abby, who was still worried about Tony just a second ago, really wanted to slap herself. Can she imagine rich people?

She couldn't resemble the happiness of a rich man at all!

The huge diamond on the ring made Abby shut up instantly, and she looked at Tony with complicated eyes.

The drunken Tony murmured to himself, "Pepper's heart is too hard, I'm afraid my diamond won't be drilled open."

Abby: So that's why you're showing off your wealth?

……

In light of the move of the Wayne Building branch to Manhattan, Bruce recently moved research from his Batcave as well.Tony was carrying the packaged takeaway, and saw Bruce who was concentrating on it.

"Didn't you have dinner?"

Tony wore sunglasses very presciently, watching the electric drill in Bruce's hand all the way sparks and lightning, and the sizzling noise completely covered his "greetings". Didn't even notice his presence.

In fact, Bruce doesn't want to see Tony at all.He realized later that the Avengers had gone to dinner, and it was still a big meal like roast whole lamb.and!He was not called as a non-staff member.

Sure enough, the treatment of established and contract workers varies widely, and it is the same everywhere in the world.

If Fury knew Bruce's thoughts, I'm afraid he would add another sentence: There are also employees who resolutely have dinner without leaders, which is also a common problem in every enterprise!

Bruce glanced at Tony, and continued to study obsessively.

"Brother, how could I forget you?" Tony politely put the packaged delicacies on the bar, "I won't leave you here alone." He said casually leaning on the bar, posing A handsome pose.

Bruce was dubious, put down the electric drill, took off his gloves, looked at the kraft paper bag beside Tony, and swallowed.

I have been addicted to work all day, and I haven't eaten dinner yet.

Of course Bruce wouldn't think that Tony was so kind, Abby must be thinking about him.

A trace of warmth welled up in my heart.

Then Bruce sees...

Edamame?

"Huh?" He snorted coldly, "Don't tell me, what you guys ate at dinner was edamame?"

This guy just uploaded pictures on social platforms a few minutes ago, grilled whole lamb, grilled oysters, grilled saury...he saw them all!

May I ask if it is too late for him to pick up the weapon he just put down and say that he is possessed by an electric drill killer?

Under Bruce's death gaze, Tony answered him calmly, "Those baked goods don't taste good when they're cold, I specially chose for you a... edamame that's delicious even after traveling hundreds of kilometers!"

Bruce, "...I also saw you picking several baskets of red bayberries."

What about bayberry?

Tony waved his hand, disregarding the relationship with righteous words, "You have to ask that vampire lady, she has taken all the bayberries...and bayberry wine!"

As for bayberry wine, Rebecca snatched even his share.

The vampire moved very fast, and in a flash, Rebecca disappeared.

Bruce glanced at Tony. The guy's distressed expression didn't seem to be faked. He peeled off the edamame and put it in his mouth expressionlessly.

Not to mention, it's salty and delicious.

While Bruce was eating edamame, Tony began to appreciate Bruce's new invention out of boredom.

krypton!stone!set!Pack!

"Wow!" Tony, who discovered the New World, took off his sunglasses and studied it carefully, "What's the grudge between you and Clark?"

Looking at the glowing green weapon, Tony has already begun to look forward to the wonderful scene of this kryptonite suit facing Clark.

How did you sing that song?

Electric shock is incredible, like a miracle.

Where is the green light!

Tony gave Bruce a "bro awesome" look.

Bruce knew that Tony would make a big fuss when he saw this kryptonite suit, "If Clark goes crazy, you can anal him head-on, and of course I can destroy it immediately!"

Thinking about it, Tony made up the scary scene of blackening Superman, thought for a few seconds and answered him, "I think this piece, this piece, and this piece of kryptonite are not enough. To deal with Superman, the more kryptonite The better."

Superman far away in Metropolis, "???"

After eating the edamame, Batman continued to indulge in research. From time to time, he glanced at Tony Stark who still regarded Wayne Building as his home. Finally, he couldn't help poking his own logo, and made a "please" gesture to Tony.

Tony, who "come with a purpose", of course refused to leave easily.

Tony roughly estimated that the number of inventions of Bruce was equivalent to his own, but since he stopped working as a weapon developer, he has devoted himself to researching armor, not only Iron Man's, but even Steve and Bucky's combat uniforms. And took over, and there is a trend of contracting the entire Avengers.

Compared with his singleness, Bruce's research scope is still very wide.

Batmobiles, bat motorcycles, bat suits, bat wings...the range covers flying in the sky, running on the ground, and swimming in the water, which made Tony curious, "Which one is your most powerful preparation?"

Bruce paused when he hit the electric drill, he raised his head, looked at Tony meaningfully, and then said lightly, "My brain."

……

Harry and Eggsy have been lurking in Manhattan for more than a month, and after shooting all the suit commercials, their target suspect finally appeared!

Eggsy breathed a sigh of relief. He thought that if they waited like this, they would really start shooting umbrella commercials.

Harry stroked his own wooden folding umbrella silently, and said to him softly, "I'm sorry, I'm going to let you miss another chance to be famous."

Eggsy, who was dancing with excitement for finally being able to go out on a mission, stopped and looked at his mentor silently. He felt that something was wrong with Harry since he came back from the dead.

For example, he accidentally found a small note on Harry's bedside yesterday that read: Trumpsman's umbrella, made of tough material, integrates bulletproof, see-through, and rifle.

It was hard for him to imagine that Harry had carefully written an advertisement for his umbrella.

Harry himself, who was being questioned, stood in front of the mirror and carefully tidied up his attire. He corrected his slightly crooked bow tie to be parallel to the horizontal line, and confirmed that there was no wrinkle in his suit and his leather shoes were shiny. Following the steps of a gentleman, he walked out slowly.

Eggsy, who was following Harry, continued to show an indescribable expression.

This mission is related to the encirclement and suppression of a branch of Hydra in the UK.

That's right, Hipaw's sphere of influence has spread to MI[-]. The British government Mycroft accepted MI[-]'s entrustment. In order not to startle the enemy, as an intermediary, please ask the ace agents to take advantage of the British Hydra's business trip in the United States. They took it in one fell swoop.

Regarding Hydra, Harry contacted the director of S.H.I.E.L.D., Fury, in advance.

Before this mission, he secretly took Eggsy with him and talked to Fury first.

Eggsy, who saw the director of S.H.I.E.L.D. for the first time, was stunned, of course not because of Fury's majestic and courageous temperament (the temperament of a cat slave is a little bit).

The agent's training had given him a good way of hiding his shock with a smile.

Harry's expression was even more natural.

Maybe it's all one-eyed, but Fury has a lot of sympathy for Harry.

"If you need it, S.H.I.E.L.D. can provide help." Fury is still very enthusiastic, "It's not our S.H.I.E.L.D. style to only let you two go deep into the tiger's den."

Harry thanked Fury for his kindness, thinking in his heart, you may have misunderstood us British agents, not to mention our gentle style of painting is incompatible with your disheveled faces.

Of course, on the surface, he still said in a very British gentlemanly manner: "Director, you are welcome."

Just kidding, his suit fabric has bulletproof function, glasses can open 3D video calls, leather shoes can pop out venom-stained sharp blades, his umbrella and Eggsy suitcase are powerful rocket launchers, and even the lighter in the suit pocket A powerful mini grenade.

They British gentlemen are like ginseng, with treasures all over them.

Harry's self-confidence made Fury no longer insist, and the two sides happily formulated a battle plan.

After the meeting ended, Eggsy, who had been silent all this time, finally raised a question, "Director Ferry is simply Valentine's twin brother who knocked out one of your eyes. How did you stay calm when you saw him?"

"I told myself that his head is a corned egg." Harry's expression was very flat, "Although I really want to crush that corned egg."

……

To celebrate the success of the kryptonite equipment, Bruce invited the Avengers to have a meal to celebrate!

Don't ask why not with the Justice League.

Bruce didn't dare to let Superman know that he was researching kryptonite suits, and the others... Arthur went with his fiancee, Diana was missing his boyfriend, as for Victor and Barry, one was with his father and the other was at school Self-study at night.

You ask what day it is, yes, this is the legendary 5·20.

After Valentine's Day swept the world, the United States was finally poisoned by Qixi Festival and 520!

Fortunately, there are still a few single nobles in the Avengers Alliance, such as these two seventy-year-old popsicles, who readily accepted Bruce's invitation and ate delicious fruit wood charcoal barbecue with Abby.

Here their barbecue was sizzling on the network disk, and Abby saw two familiar figures on the street, beautiful and cold.Although it is already May, the temperature difference between day and night is large, and it is still very cold in the middle of the night wearing only a pretentious thin suit.

Others apparently saw it too.

They were also in suits, Bruce looked at himself, he looked like a super-nuclear tough guy; then he looked at those British guys, hehe, Jiaohua.

Yanks and Brits are always so wrong.

Then Cruise spoke out what everyone was hiding, "What is Kingsman pretending to be 13?"

"Actually, they have worked very hard." Steve skillfully cut up the large pieces of roasted beef and evenly distributed them to everyone's bowls. I have been advertising suits for a month, and I heard that I lost a lot of money because of the damage to the props."

Bucky nodded with deep feeling, he is so poor, and two supermodel shows in a month are enough to support himself.

They have to shoot for a month, how poor are they?

"It can only be blamed on them buying too many designer suits." Bruce quickly found the real reason for Kingsman's "poverty".

Harry and Eggs, who "look poor but not poor in reality", sneezed silently. Their awareness of being agents made them silent even when they sneezed; The task is to post more warm babies.

Harry and Eggsy shivered as they recalled tonight's mission goals.

Ms. Maisel, a world-renowned talk show actress, will start the world talk show cycle this year. After the first stop in Manhattan, she is about to leave for the second stop in London.

The stand-up comedian's meteoric rise in just one year has had a huge impact on American ladies.Now that she wants to extend this influence to the UK, she will naturally be feared by some people.

The British branch of Hydra will be in action tonight, and when Ms Maisel walks out of the theater after her performance, she will never set foot in England again.

Kingsman's mission is to protect Maisel and capture Hydra alive.

It just never occurred to me that this Maisel was not a normal person.

Hydra has just started to prepare for action, and the two agents have not yet started to save the beauty. Maisel, who realized that he was in deep danger, unexpectedly came to a freesty on the spot?

Know it with emotion, move it with reason, interspersed with a few thought-provoking and thought-provoking jokes and urine points from time to time, the Hydra agent was dumbfounded, and began to think about his own life values.

Even Harry and Eggsy couldn't help but applaud her.

Of course, Abby, who has excellent hearing, also quickly caught every move on the opposite side of the restaurant. She had heard about this well-known American Internet celebrity a long time ago, and now she heard it with her own ears...

Amazing!

Micky Maisel could not have imagined that her journey to fame had just begun, and she would be buried under the guns of these villains.On the surface, she opened up the great method calmly, but in fact, her heart was trembling, and she kept praying to the FBI, CIA, superheroes...anything would be fine, as long as it could save her life.

Although her impromptu performance was vivid and moving, Hydra, who is well versed in brainwashing techniques, has already practiced a set of anti-brainwashing skills, specifically against people like Maisel.

After being fooled for a short time, they immediately came to their senses, aimed at Maisel, and pulled the trigger.

At the critical moment, Harry and Eggsy were preparing to act, but they only heard a voice: Boo~

Bo bo bo bo!

The bullets that should have been fired turned into a series of colored bubbles.

Everyone present, even the bodyguards who rushed behind the would-be victim were shocked.

Maisel frowned gracefully, "What kind of prank are you guys doing?"

As for Harry & Eggsy, who took back their weapons in a daze:

May I ask what is going on with this familiar sand sculpture feeling?

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