Attack it unprepared, receive it politely

Gu Changan didn't know if he was lucky. Although he didn't bring the key, he found a membership card when he was looking through his wallet. As for which one he was not interested in, he only knew that the current one The card is the only prop he can enter the dormitory.

Gu Changan finally opened the dormitory door after destroying a card after a long battle with the dormitory door. After drinking a couple of sips of water, he chatted in the editorial group about the weird things he encountered recently, The editor in charge suddenly jumped out and chatted with him privately.

"Gu Chang'an, didn't you say that the dormitory was disconnected for maintenance? Why is it still online wirelessly?"

Even though the screen is separated, even though he and the editorial department are separated by thousands of mountains and rivers, he can imagine that on the other side of the mountain and the sea, his editor in charge is furious, um, just like he was in Shen Pingguo just now. The same rage in front of him.

"Huh? That's right, I'm out on a date now!"

Gu Changan's editor-in-charge immediately rolled his eyes at him, and then sent another cute picture of "you go", so Gu Changan could bear it, and the editor-in-charge actually said--

"By the way, who was really not your boyfriend just now? But you said you were dating now?" Across the screen, Gu Changan's editor still couldn't get rid of his gossip. Said speechless.

"Really not! My dear editor-in-chief, I am pure and straight, you have to believe me!"

"Ever since you wrote Danmei to me, I thought it was either a rotten girl or a gay, and now it really is!"

Gu Changan really wanted to drop his phone, or go out directly from the computer screen and kill the editor in charge of the press release. This would kill two birds with one stone. At the beginning, the editor said that he couldn’t believe that he was a boy, but now he actually said he was a boy.He is like a dumb man who eats coptis, he can't tell what he is suffering, he really doesn't know who offended a straight man wrote danmei essays!

"So who, the manuscript will be handed in a week later. Your words and deeds have seriously affected my mood, so the manuscript that was originally planned to be finished in two days may take a week!"

At this moment, Gu Changan can also think that the editor in charge wants to chop him up and feed him to the dogs, but the editor in charge has become accustomed to such things as Gu Changan delaying the manuscript. After all, Gu Changan is the kind of author who does not shed tears when he sees the coffin. Perhaps it is the author who did not know how to deliver the manuscript on time until his death.However, Gu Changan also knew that he was the legendary "Little Heavenly King of Procrastination" in the editorial department, not only procrastination, even the responsible editor and chief editor often had to rely on him.

Want to ask why?too easy!Every book written by Gu Changan can sell well.Therefore, the sales volume of several books written by others may not be as good as that of Gu Changan, so Gu Changan can procrastinate without a limit, and even the copyright income of each book is rising steadily!

"Gu Chang'an, you wait for me at the annual meeting!!!"

"Annual meeting? Can I consider not going?" Gu Changan's last shot was wonderful, but the following one is even more exciting: "By the way, my mobile phone is almost out of call charges, and the data is estimated to be almost exhausted, so I guess this one You won't be able to contact me on Sunday!"

After replying to the message, Gu Changan immediately turned off the mobile phone number he had given to the editor. From the beginning of writing, Gu Changan often used this way of disappearing to delay the manuscript, so that the editor was very helpless, and even forced the editor to arrest him. Kuang said that he would come to the school to chop off Gu Changan's lifeblood!

However, what Gu Changan didn't expect was that there is a kind of procrastination disease that can be cured by editors. His mobile phone was suddenly recharged, and he was also given a large amount of data.

Gu Changan expressed that he was tired, but it didn't matter, who made the editor so nice, even if he was endlessly procrastinating, the editor still treated him like first love!

When Gu Changan was happily preparing to go out for class, Shen Pingguo came to his mind again.No, it would be troublesome if that guy Shen Pingguo really disclosed the matter, Gu Changan had to test himself smart now, when he saved Shen Pingguo's phone number, he did not forget to leave Shen Pingguo's number .

However, he was not in a hurry to ask Shen Pingguo out.

In the afternoon, there was a boring culture class, so Gu Changan didn't bother to listen to it. After all, he had passed CET-[-] in English, and spent half of his time in high school in the United States.

"Listen up, all of you, this is the test center for CET-[-], so you must cheer up and memorize the test center..."

The English teacher was yelling at the top, but Gu Changan was not in the mood to listen at all. He was still rushing to write the manuscript last night, but it was still thousands of miles away from the agreed word count.He originally planned to take a nap at noon today, but he was also disturbed by Shen Apple.His eyelids gradually closed, and he was walking in a dream. Before he dreamed of Duke Zhou, the end of chalk fell from the English teacher's hand.

"Then who, Gu Chang'an, isn't it for you to sleep in college!"

"Youareahighschoolteacher, theteacher? (Teacher, are you a high school teacher?)"

There was laughter on the spot, Gu Changan's words were enough to make the English teacher stand on the podium, she adjusted her glasses to calm down the shock in her heart, Gu Changan's English is really so fluent, and so perfect.However, she decided that Gu Changan will fail this semester!

"Gu Chang'an, get out!"

"Teacher, can I apply not to come to class?"

"It's okay, just wait for the make-up exam."

"I don't mind, teacher, there is one more thing I forgot to tell you. I don't have to take the fourth and eighth grades."

After finishing speaking, Gu Changan walked out without even looking at the teacher's face, but he knew that the teacher must be very angry.

Gu Changan felt that Heaven must be jealous of Yingcai, otherwise, after he had a conflict with his English teacher and skipped class, he ran into Li Shuangqiang who had been pestering him in the stairwell!Yes, the one who interrupted his conversation with Shen Pingguo at noon today!

"God, chocolate for you."

Gu Changan didn't have time to refuse, Li Shuangqiang stuffed chocolate into Gu Changan's hands, Gu Changan stared at Li Shuangqiang speechlessly, his eyes had no light, and his eyebrows almost twisted into twists.

Chocolate, chocolate again, can't it have a little personality?Gu Chang'an has never been allergic to chocolate and flowers. Although Li Shuangqiang is pretty on the school flower list, she has no personality.

"I'm sorry, I seem to have told you that I don't like you, so is it interesting to keep pestering you like this?"

Gu Changan's indifferent appearance could not extinguish the burning fire in Li Shuangqiang's heart.

"God, it's just my own thing that I like you. Besides, as long as you are single for a day, I still have a chance!"

"Sorry, I already have a girlfriend."

Seeing that Li Shuangqiang didn't take the chocolate he returned, Gu Changan didn't look good on Li Shuangqiang.The chocolate was thrown out by him, and then he had a cold attitude.

"By the way, I forgot to tell you. I never like chocolate. It's high in fat and high in calories. I guess you girls like it."

Gu Chang'an didn't wait for Li Shuangqiang's reply at all, and walked past Li Shuangqiang abruptly, and deliberately bumped into Li Shuangqiang very hard, showing no sympathy for her.He thought that Li Shuangqiang would give up like this. After all, people always retreat when they face difficulties, but Li Shuangqiang is so stubborn, and she looks like she won't shed tears when she sees the coffin.

"Just make up all kinds of reasons to reject my pursuit, Gu Chang'an, do you think I give up so easily? If I don't see your girlfriend for a day, I won't believe that you have a girlfriend for a day!"

Gu Changan was taken aback, but it didn't matter, he still had Shen Apple.

"No problem, McDonald's at seven o'clock tomorrow night."

Gu Changan agreed to Li Shuangqiang's request, but that doesn't mean he didn't reject it in his heart. He just wanted Li Shuangqiang to give up, and he didn't plan to fall in love in college, even though everyone else in college didn't fall in love or fail their courses. Life is not perfect, but Gu Changan felt that he should write well to make money while in college, and after graduation, he would be able to buy a house and pick up a car with all the money.

But having said that, Shen Pingguo recorded something in Chinese today, will he come?Gu Changan sent a message to Shen Pingguo, and Shen Pingguo returned two words——

"Ugly refuse!"

"Are you sure you don't want to give good reviews?" Gu Changan really doesn't know what Shen Pingguo's aesthetics are anymore, they are all straight men without aesthetics, but he secretly investigated Shen Pingguo, it seems that Shen Pingguo is crooked!

"Are you sure you want people to know you're bisexual?"

Gu Chang'an really didn't expect that he worked so hard to become the top ten thousand people, but he was powerless against a heavy apple.

If this is the case, how can Gu Changan make Li Shuangqiang cry when he sees the "coffin" tomorrow night!

"Then aren't you worried that your girlfriend's Taobao store will be banned? Are you also worried that your girlfriend will go to jail?"

Gu Chang'an still doesn't believe this evil!

"Are you threatening me?"

Damn it, Gu Chang'an feels his ass hurts, Shen Pingguo obviously has a stern face, but the tone of his text message is like a domineering president who is indifferent and aggressive!However, Shen Pingguo's reply was that she was not worried about what would happen to Gu Changan.

"I'm telling you, Shen Pingguo, don't think that you can do anything wrong just because you have my recording in your hand! I won't let you do that!"

"It's okay, as long as you are happy!"

Shen Pingguo looked back at Chang'an in seconds, and now he thought that Gu Chang'an must have looked like he wanted to kill him but was helpless.Gu Chang'an like that is actually very good-looking, Shen Pingguo laughed out loud thinking about it.

Gu Chang'an felt sad and sad, he didn't expect that Shen Pingguo was really a "villain", and he really went back on what he said!No, he has to find some abuse for Shen Pingguo, otherwise Shen Pingguo really thinks he is easy to bully!

"Is it because I didn't promise you that you are scolding me!"

As soon as Gu Changan arrived at the lobby of the teaching building, his phone vibrated. It is conceivable who the text message was from, but Gu Changan knew that Shen Apple was cursing when he sneezed after reading the text message.

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