Attack it unprepared, receive it politely

For this question, Gu Changan looked unwilling to explain, and then threatened Shen Pingguo: "Oh, can't I be happy?"

"I just promised you to act, but I didn't promise you to be my husband!"

"I didn't say that the fake show was real. Student Shen, you said I was narcissistic before, why do I think I am not narcissistic at all, but you yourself, narcissistic to a perverted level!"

Shen Apple was about to explode!Gu Changan dared to call him a pervert!Obviously it's Gu Changan who is unreasonable first, okay!

"Then do you like Liang Zixuan? Otherwise, why would you give her a bad review? Or do you like me? So you deliberately prevaricate me with various excuses?"

"Shen Pingguo, you have such a rich imagination, writing a novel might be more popular than me!"

Shen Pingguo didn't beat around the bush this time, he smiled at Gu Changan, and quickly re-examined Gu Changan: a face of a star, a heart of a hooligan, a mouth of lies!

"But by the way, what novels have you written, Gu Chang'an? Do you really not like anyone?"

"Shen Pingguo, why do you gossip like that?" Gu Changan felt more and more that Shen Pingguo was behaving like a girl, um...why would he think so, and even had dirty thoughts about Shen Pingguo!Is it because I haven't tried what it's like to be two boys, so the editor always says that my articles are not deep enough!But when it comes to dating boys, Gu Changan absolutely refuses! ! !

"You want to care?" Shen Pingguo glared at Gu Changan twice, he guessed that if he glared a little longer, Gu Changan would goug his eyes out.

"You're just like everyone else, you're a nympho!" Gu Changan could tell when he saw Shen Pingguo's dodging eyes, but Gu Changan liked Shen Pingguo's silly look.

"What happened to the nympho?"

Gu Chang'an looked at Shen Pingguo and stared at himself, he suddenly thought of Wang Zai's classic advertisement ----

Watch it again, and I will eat you up if you look at it again!

"Nymphomaniac is fine, just don't fall in love with me!" Gu Chang'an teased Shen Pingguo cynically, but he wanted to see how Shen Pingguo would respond.

"Gu Changan, are you sure you are not an idiot?"

"If I was an idiot, maybe I would like you, if you were a girl, maybe I would chase you!"

"Don't you like no one? So you are still heterosexual after all?"

Gu Changan's words revealed too much information. He said before that he would not like anyone, but this is a good thing. That's the way it is.Shen Pingguo refused to hear this answer in his heart, but he was very curious, so many people like Gu Changan, Gu Changan doesn't like anyone?

"If yes, are you disappointed?"

This is the first time in Shen Pingguo's life that he has seen such a brazen person like Gu Chang'an!

Seeing Shen Pingguo's ferocious face, Gu Chang'an was still suave and bookish: "What? What did I say wrong? But...you believe me so much, does it mean that if I tell you to get out, you're going to get out?"

"Who do you think you are?"

"I'm your boyfriend now!"

If Shen Pingguo still had a bottle of water in his hand, he would not hesitate to get wet again for a shameless person like Gu Changan!

"Smelly shameless! You are my boyfriend, so you are acting!"

"It's better than some people, right? Throwing in your arms again and again and saying that others are narcissistic?"

Shen Pingguo knew that even if he jumped into the Yellow River, he would not be able to wash it clean, and the more he washed it, the more muddy it would become, so he didn't bother to talk back to Gu Changan, but how could Gu Changan let Shen Pingguo go so easily.

"Besides, what's wrong with you playing my girlfriend? What if it turns out to be real?"

Gu Changan's facial features are almost perfect, and his eyes are deeply like suction cups, Shen Pingguo can't help being attracted to him!

"So you're bisexual?"

"Yeah, what's wrong with me being bisexual?"

"Gu Chang'an, I'm back on my word now, and I won't agree to play your girlfriend anymore."

What?What are you doing!Shen Pingguo actually backtracked?The friendship boat that was just suggested will capsize, and he, Shen Apple, is too shameless!Anyway, he, Gu Changan, is also a grass, isn't he!Someone with good looks and talent was actually disliked!

No!Gu Changan was startled, and immediately retorted: "If you no longer need bad reviews from your girlfriend's store, I can agree. By the way, it seems that the girls who like me in freshman gave bad reviews in your store." Comment, and, is a box of chalk dust enough for you to get respiratory diseases? Doesn’t a kitchen knife scare you yet?”

Shen Pingguo didn't expect Gu Changan to be such a villain. Forget it, he treated the villain as a gentleman with all his heart: "I would rather die than surrender!"

"Okay, Shen Pingguo, just wait for me! I'll go to the forum to post bad things about you at night!"

"It's okay, I already have evidence that you are bisexual."

When Gu Changan saw Shen Pingguo's mysterious smile, he felt a little panic in his heart. Gu Changan really didn't know what Shen Pingguo took to record the evidence. After all, what he said was unsubstantiated!So he immediately changed from a panicked look to a disapproving one, and even smiled and mocked Shen Pingguo: "Oh, is that so? I'm so scared..."

At that time, Shen Pingguo's heart immediately collapsed. Gu Chang'an is so good-looking, she can't talk properly!But since Gu Changan didn't cry when he saw the coffin, why did he hide the evidence? So he took out the phone from his pocket, unlocked it familiarly, and saved a voice that he just recorded!

"What? Don't believe me?" Shen Pingguo made herself look like a magician, and shouted: "Then now is the time to witness the miracle!"

It was only later that Gu Chang'an learned that ginger is not necessarily spicy, but a little bitch like Shen Pingguo is also spicy!Gu Changan listened to the recording made by Shen Pingguo, he planned to surrender!But he seems to be able to retreat.

"Hey, how about Shen Apple, I will at least guarantee that the bad reviews in your girlfriend's shop have been changed, and you can delete this recording!"

Shen Pingguo compromised without hesitation, and Gu Changan didn't feel that there was anything wrong, on the contrary, he became more interested in the little man in front of him.This is an unscientific thing!Obviously..., but Gu Changan remembered that Hegel said that "existence is reasonable", but... Gu Changan felt more and more unscientific!So much so that he didn't know how long Shen Pingguo waved his hand in front of his eyes!

"Hey, hello, hello! What are you doing!"

Shen Pingguo is not from the Northeast, so don't ask him how he got this authentic Northeast accent, of course he learned it.

"Do you think it's done like this? I'll change it now, you delete the recording first!"

"Do you think I'm stupid, or are you stupid? What if I delete it later and you don't change your comment?"

"Then what if you didn't delete it after I revised it?"

Now no one will let anyone else, if you can't choose a win-win situation, you can only choose to lose both sides.Gu Changan's phone rang suddenly, but Shen Pingguo was still outside the door and refused to leave.

"I'm sorry, the dormitory has been disconnected for maintenance recently, so I haven't written much of the manuscript!"

Why didn't Shen Pingguo know about the maintenance of the dormitory's disconnected network!Gu Chang'an actually cheated? !

"Yes, yes, ah, the sudden power outage in the dormitory last time was really an accident! Dear editor, please give me another two days!"

"Promise! This time, I promise to hand in the weekly draft!"

"Hehe, classmate Gu Changan, why didn't I know that the dormitory was broken..." Shen Pingguo would not give up when she saw an opportunity to play tricks, if it wasn't for Gu Changan's downcast face begging him, he would definitely say something It's over, but he knows that after he finished saying this sentence, maybe his good days at school will really come to an end!

"No, really not! My lord editor, although I write about Tanmei, I'm not crooked, okay?"

"I'm absolutely sure I'm not crooked!"

Gu Changan hung up the phone in a hurry, and then glared at Gu Changan: "What do you want to do? Isn't it just a good review? I'll change it back for you tonight!"

What happened later can be imagined, Shen Pingguo was just pushed out by Gu Changan, and with a "bang", Shen Pingguo was shut out by Gu Changan.

"Shen Pingguo! Your good days are going to hell from now on!"

Gu Changan was basically a little angry, but he still used a very thick voice, and his eyes changed from warm to sharp, mercilessly poaching Shen Pingguo's mind.

"You think you are Ye Liangchen, you think you are a local, do you think you have a hundred ways to make me unable to survive?"

Shen Pingguo would actually force Gu Changan to the door. Gu Changan really wanted to use a creature like "Tigress" to describe Shen Pingguo, but Shen Pingguo showed a mysterious smile again. With some horror, Gu Changan almost panicked.

"Gu Chang'an, did you forget to take the key to the dormitory just now?" Shen Pingguo gloated when she said this, and couldn't help laughing out loud!

It seemed that what Shen Pingguo said was the truth, Gu Changan touched his pocket, but he really couldn't find the key!He doesn't know what's going on recently, ever since he got to know Shen Pingguo, a bad review has made him splashed with soy milk; every time he opens a Danmei manuscript, it's okay if he doesn't have the heart to write, but Shen Pingguo is what comes to mind !That's all, now Shen Pingguo has caught the "little braid"!And because of Shen Pingguo, he locked himself out of the bedroom door!This is really unscientific!

But when Gu Changan came back to his senses, the Shen Pingguo in front of him suddenly disappeared!Gu Chang'an was about to fly into a rage. He thought he had schemed against others, but what he didn't expect was that he had schemed against himself in the end!

Gu Changan suddenly remembered that his mother once told him that the fortune teller said that he would not meet someone he likes before he was 20 years old, and after [-] years old, there would be someone who would make him doomed.

The current Gu Changan is just 21 years old.

At this moment, Gu Changan really wanted to verify a question.

Known: Nothing good has happened since meeting Shen Apple.

Proof: Shen Apple is doomed?

Nonsence!

At that time, Gu Changan really wanted to slap himself twice, obviously he was a straight man, but he was put to sleep by Shen Pingguo who killed him halfway... No, what the hell is sleeping!It was bitten by the heavy apple that was killed halfway...

Gu Changan struggled with this sentence for a long time afterwards, but he still had a weird feeling when he read it, as if it would be dirty to dismantle the words!

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