The female ticket looks exactly like her brother

Plot: You sell it like this, is your aunt making it?

Gu Zhe: No. (I beat up the plot gentleman, the reason, misleading readers)

After sending the food out of Yixing Community, Gu Zhe checked the time, it was only after 10:30.The boss said, don't rush to go back, you can still reimburse for lunch, then you can be lazy for more than two hours.

Gu Zhe walked slowly along the more than 100-meter-long boulevard outside Yixing Community. When he reached the end, he turned a corner and walked for another two minutes to a commercial street. the door.There is a fan-shaped staircase at the entrance of the mall, and there are advertising walls on both sides of the building, and the wall is empty.

Gu Zhe pinched his fingers, stood near the entrance of the mall, counted the number of people for a while, and then went into the mall for a walk.There is no comic exhibition in this area today, and Gu Zhe is quite eye-catching wandering around in a maid outfit. Many children who were walking with Gu Zhe were held by their mothers and kept walking, and Gu Zhe missed behind him, their heads still Looking back at Gu Zhe.

Gu Zhe probably had an idea in his mind after walking around.He went out of the shopping mall and found a fruit shop, bought a big red apple, sold it cute, asked the boss to tear a piece of cardboard from the fruit carton for him, and borrowed a fountain pen to write a few words on it .

Shan Lang went out wearing a hat, but fortunately the sun is not very strong today.With one hand in his pocket and the other playing with his mobile phone, with earplugs in his ears, he left the community, walked across the boulevard, and turned a corner to the commercial street.Shan Lang remembers that there is a big shopping mall in the commercial street, and there is a game hall on the fourth floor of the big shopping mall. Why don’t you go there to shoot basketballs? I have been in G City for a few days, and I haven’t found a golfer in the community. Come to the game hall for a while Addiction is also good.

The entrance of the big shopping mall is very conspicuous, and it is quite easy to find for a not very serious road idiot like Shan Hong. After all, he is just a road idiot, not blind.

But when he was about to enter the mall, he glanced casually to the side, and his eyes almost went blind.

I saw the guy who delivered desserts to his family more than half an hour ago was pouting cutely with a little boy, and standing next to him should be the little boy's mother, who was taking pictures of the two with her mobile phone.Then there were two girls who looked like high school students, and after chatting with the guy for a while, the two girls took turns kissing the guy with a big red apple pouting their lips, while the other helped to take pictures.

Shan Lang looked on the ground next to him, and there was a piece of cardboard with words written on it: Two yuan for a photo, you can choose cute expressions; ten yuan for one hand, you can choose both hands; five yuan for a kiss, only Limited to children and girls.

Shan Wang saw that the waiting line was mixed with men and women, those guys who looked like nerds obviously came for the wall, and he almost exploded immediately!But there was nothing he could do.

In the end, he had no choice but to hold his breath, inserted in front of the last man, and stuffed a [-] into the man's hand: "Join a line." The man looked at the money, then looked up at Shan Hong, with an idiot expression on his face , and then readily collected the money.

Shan Lang lowered his hat to cover most of his face, and looked at Gu Zhe from the brim of the hat—Gu Zhe was being walloped by a girl, bent his knees, clenched his fists with both hands and put them under his chin, and looked up at the wallball with round eyes his sister.

Shan Hong could only see a side face, her heart was already overwhelmed by cuteness.Of course, the more nervous and excited he was, the calmer his face became.

He imagined that when it was his turn to come to Bidong later, that person didn't need to bend his knees, as he was a head taller than her.Well, first with one-handed wall-dong, looking down at her in a cool, handsome and domineering manner, and then with two-handed wall-dong...

Finally it was the turn of the two girls in front of Shan Hong. The two took turns to help take pictures. Gu Zhe was asked to squat halfway with his hands on his knees. The girl put one hand on the top of Gu Zhe's head and rubbed it. A cute and ruthless expression.

Shan Hong's blood bar is almost empty.

Well, I really want to knead!

Then should I choose Bidong or rub Damao?

When Shan Hong finally made up his mind to rub his hair after the wall-dong was over, and when he saw the two girls finished filming, his face was expressionless, and he was still in a state of anxiety, not knowing whether to step with his left or right foot first, Gu Zhe picked up the The hard card waved: "Sorry, the time for this event is over, thank you very much for your support!"

Only then did Shan Lang discover that there was a line of small words at the bottom of the card, probably because the words on the front were too big to squeeze into the corner: end at 12:30.

After Gu Zhe thanked him, he turned around and left with a sign.

Shan's heart is cold and cold.

In the evening, after returning home from Wu Lili's house after dinner, Gu Zhe took a comfortable bath. Gu Zhe poured all the money on the bed, folded them one by one and started counting. The more he counted, the happier he was.

After taking a bath, Shan Hong hugged Xiong Zai and rolled around on the bed, the more he thought about it, the more unwilling he became.

Early the next morning, Shan Hong rarely got up to eat breakfast, and was stirring a bowl of porridge for more than half an hour when Zheng Yi came over.

Zheng Yi is now temporarily staying at Hao Zeyu's house, waiting to move into school accommodation after school starts, saving a lot of money for renting a house, and the two of them are actually related, so Zheng Yi patted his buttocks and followed Shan Hong's heels. In City G, Zheng Yi's parents had no choice but to ask Hao Zeyu's parents to take care of them.

Hao Zeyu was called out by his classmates early in the morning. Zheng Yi was bored, so he came to Danhong to play games, because there was a game room specially set up here.

Zheng Yi was surprised when he saw Shan Hong eating breakfast as soon as he entered the door.

Hao Zeyu is used to getting up early and doing morning exercises on weekdays. Zheng Yi lives in his house now, and is dragged up early every morning to go for a run together. In the past, he and Shan Hong didn't sleep until the sun was up.Now I am forced to run in the morning to get up early, so what's going on with the boss?

Zheng Yi propped his elbows on the table, leaned close to Shan Hong's face, and was rolled his eyes by Shan Hong.

"Boss, the dark circles under your eyes are real! I thought you were interested in painting eye shadows, the dark circles." Zheng Yi asked in surprise, "You never fell asleep because of the announcement of the college entrance examination results today. No, right? Based on your usual grades, the last one is a bit of a problem, but the second one will be fine."

Shan Lang even forgot that she could check her college entrance examination results today, of course it couldn't be because she didn't sleep well.

He is indeed a person who freezes as soon as he goes to bed, and he always sleeps until dawn. Unless he wakes up naturally, it is difficult for others to wake him up, so when he is in school, his family has always tried various methods to wake him up. , still often late.

Last night, of course, Shan Hong still slept in seconds, but had a rare dream.When I first woke up this morning, I still remembered most of the dreams, but gradually I couldn’t remember them all. I only vaguely remembered that I was standing in the church, and I forgot all the other people, events, and venues.

By the way, he still remembers the same thing, as if he was woken up by something or something in his dream.No wonder everyone else wakes up early, is it because they can dream?

Zheng Yi laughed loudly: "What does this have to do with dreaming? If everyone is woken up by nightmares every day, then everyone will have a heart attack. And how can there be so many nightmares?"

"Nightmare?" Shan Hong frowned, "What is a nightmare?"

Zheng Yi was embarrassed all over.That's right, this guy has never had a dream since he was a child. "Nightmare is to dream about things that you fear, such as dreaming that someone you know has an accident, or dreaming about ghosts, monsters, zombies, and bankruptcy..."

"I don't even have any personal assets, what kind of bankruptcy."

"...That means your father went bankrupt."

"Your dad just went bankrupt."

"……goodbye!"

"Come back!" Shan Hong grabbed Zheng Yi by the collar and carried him to his side, "Although I don't remember it, I don't think it's something that scares me."

Zheng Yi pulled back his collar: "Didn't you wake up from the fright as you said?"

"I was woken up by fright, but I don't feel scared."

"..."

Aunt Liu mopped the floor and passed by the dining room, heard a few words, and clicked her tongue: "Aunt Liu, I was frightened by you this morning. I woke up suddenly so early without being called. Yes. Then I was scared by you, but I was not afraid of you. I probably dreamed of something too surprising—lift my foot!"

Zheng Yi hurriedly supported the dining table and raised his foot. Aunt Liu patted Shan Hong's calf: "Master! I'm calling you!" Seeing Zheng Yi put down his foot, "Don't let it go, I'll just drag it over."

Zheng Yi: "..."

Shan Hong and Zheng Yi went to the game room and continued to guess while playing games.

"Church... I remember that your mother seems to believe in Christianity, right? You go to church with her?" The villain operated by Zheng Yi followed Shan Hong to pick up gold coins.

Shan Hong turned around and slashed Zheng Yi, then turned to continue killing monsters: "What's so surprising about going to church with my mother."

There are also mobs chasing after them. Zheng Yi pressed the skill button madly to kill them, and then ran back to eat gold coins: "In addition to worshiping and praying in the church, the only thing you can do is get married. Did you dream that you married an ugly monster?"

Shan Hong turned around and hacked Zheng Yi to death.

Zheng Yi: "... Well, dreaming of marrying an ugly monster should not be a surprise, but a frightening thing, PASS."

Zheng Yi came back to life, and thought for a while again: "I never dreamed that you married a beautiful woman, only to find out that it was a man in the bridal chamber, right? Hahahaha, let me tell you, I saw a piece of news yesterday, saying that someone passed On a dating website, I met a 'female' soldier. The 'female' soldier was quite tough, but because she was a soldier, she didn't think much about it. After three months of dating, the 'female' soldier said that she I got pregnant, so the two got married, and I didn't find out that he was a man until the labor period hahahaha..."

Zheng Yi was rolling with laughter, and when he came back to his senses, his villain was dead again.

He threw away the game stick, approached Shan Lang mysteriously and asked: "Since they said they were pregnant, they must have done it. You said, when they did it, even if they didn't turn on the light, they would always be able to touch it." Come out?"

Shan Lang glanced at him: "Have you touched it?"

Zheng Yi laughed and said, "I've never touched a woman, but a man must have touched it...why do you sit so far away from me?"

Shan Lang looked at him from head to toe: "You can do it, I touched a man, next time I see Uncle Zheng, I will remember to tell him."

"Fuck, I'm talking about myself, okay?! I'm also a man, isn't touching yourself the same as touching a man?!"

Shan Lang moved her butt farther away from him; "I didn't despise you as a homosexual, but I didn't expect you to be a pervert."

Zheng Yi: "..." Can we still have a good chat!

Zheng Yi had no choice but to turn grief and anger into strength, enter the game and struggle, trying to torture and kill Shan Hong...but was tortured and killed all morning.

The author has something to say: Gu Zhe: Have you ever touched it?

Shan Lang: What?

Gu Zhe: A woman.

Shan Lang: No, I just touch—ah!

Gu Zhe clapped his hands, straightened the clothes that were pushed onto his chest by Shan Hong, stepped on Shan Hong who was thrown over his shoulder and fell to the ground, and left.