The female ticket looks exactly like her brother

Plot: There are morons ahead!

Gu Zhe: Where is it? I kicked him away!

Plot: ... What about the agreed weak feelings?

Gu Zhe: Where is it? I will cry for him!

After get off work in the afternoon, Gu Zhe and Wu Lili went home together to change clothes and remove makeup.

When the two returned to Wu Lili's house, Mother Wu was pasting boxes in the living room.Hearing the sound of the two entering the door, Mother Wu pointed in the direction of the kitchen and said, "Get off work? I've already made dinner, Xiaozhe, godmother made your favorite sweet and sour pork ribs!"

Gu Zhe responded with a smile: "Hey! Godmother, you are so kind, you make delicious food for me every night."

Wu Lili went into the kitchen to get the bowls and chopsticks, and turned around and scolded Gu Zhe, "Please show some face! It's for me, and by the way, it's for you!"

After Gu Zhe changed back into his clothes, he sat down leisurely at the dining table and waited for food: "It's enough to eat, and the face is not as delicious as the noodles. Girl, hurry up and eat, the uncle is hungry, let's have three big bowls first." Liquor!"

"To your uncle!"

Mama Wu laughed and listened to the fight between the two, and her hands kept moving. If she didn't pay attention to her eyes, she would think that her eyes were good and her hands and feet were agile.

Mama Wu is actually a blind person. Today she starts working in a blind massage parlor not far from her home.Gu Zhe knew Wu Lili since he was a child, and the two had a good time. He often came to Wu Lili's house for dinner, and Wu's mother "watched" him grow up, so later Gu Zhe and Wu Lili's family became relatives.

The reason why Gu Zhe always eats food is because his aunt seldom stays at home.Aunt Gu, as a Chinese teacher of a key class in a key middle school, spends more than twelve hours a day at school, and the rest of the time when she returns home she either prepares lessons or changes homework and sleeps, so Gu Zhe is used to taking care of herself alone. It was not Aunt Gu who used the kitchen the most, but Gu Zhe.

Gu Zhe occasionally eats at Wu Lili's house, and more often he tries to make something to eat at home.

Over the past ten years, the kitchen has grown from an "instant noodle room" to a "noodle cooking room" and then to a "fried noodle room" under Gu Zhe's perseverance. It has finally regained its status as a "kitchen" in the past two years.

Gu Zhe and Wu Lili set the dinner table and filled the soup, and Wu's father just came home from get off work.Mama Wu asked, "Old Wu is back?" Papa Wu smiled and nodded at Gu Zhe, walked up to Mama Wu, held Mama Wu's hand and squeezed it.

Mama Wu couldn't see, Papa Wu couldn't tell, so Papa Wu greeted Mama Wu like this all the time.

Whenever this happens, Gu Zhe will deeply realize that he is a single dog.

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Zheng Yi wrote down the bills for the day at night, and when he was lying on the bed and was about to sleep, he suddenly thought of something: "I seem to have forgotten to tell the boss about something?" He turned over, "What's the matter... Forget it, it should be It's not an important thing, and it's the same when you think about it and tell him." He turned over again, touched the bill under the pillow, thought of the fare saved by the car today, and fell asleep contentedly up.

The next morning, Gu Zhe and Wu Lili arrived at the store a little earlier than usual, the first floor was not open yet, and the second floor naturally had no customers, so the two chatted while cleaning the table.

Wu Lili asked: "I've only been in class for half a month. It feels like a long time has passed. I'm either serving dishes or chatting with you every day. When will the results of the college entrance examination come out?"

"Looks like tomorrow."

"It shouldn't be much different from the score we estimated when we just finished the exam, right?"

"Don't worry, didn't auntie say that your score must be two?"

"I hope to accept her words. Hey, your aunt said that your score will definitely be on the first line, so do you want to report it?"

Gu Zhe's movements paused: "Where else can I apply for? If I can get into Z University, I can apply for Z University. If I can't, I can apply for other schools in G City."

Wu Lili slapped him hard on the shoulder: "Hey, it's not convenient for my parents to live together, so I don't worry about it, so I don't want to pass the exam in City G. Why do you want to study in City G? Don't you want to change your environment?"

Gu Zhe smiled: "Z University is one of the best universities in China. Isn't it good to apply for it? If you can't get into Z University, other schools in our G city are also good. Why should I go all the way to other universities?" Going to study in the city? Besides, I can’t bear to be a father and a mother.”

Wu Lili rolled her eyes at him: "Save your words to coax my mother."

The two continued to chat endlessly, and Wu Lili suddenly remembered something: "By the way, I heard that starting this year, universities in city G began to hire student instructors, which means that the instructors for military training for freshmen are selected by their own schools. Brothers and sisters who have been trained! It feels quite fun.” She calculated, “Some schools start military training as soon as the school starts, and some schools only start in October. I hope the sun will not be too strong at that time. Keep white again. You'll be fine, you won't get tanned, and you'll be jealous."

Gu Zhe bears Lily's "envy and jealousy" silently, so don't start a conversation at this time, because no matter what you say, it will be taken as embarrassment.

Lily curled her lips and continued: "Do you think the military training at the university will be very strict and hard? I'm a little worried."

Gu Zhe moved his chair and tapped Lily's forehead: "This is just military training for students. How hard can it be? If some students have a little poor physical fitness and something happens, the school will be responsible. And this is far from the military training of the university. It’s far away, the scores haven’t come out yet, and the volunteers haven’t been filled in yet, so why think so much now?”

Lily went up to him and said, "Of course I'm not worried about myself. I'm a girl. If I really can't make it through, I'll pretend to be my aunt."

Gu Zhe probably guessed what she was going to say, turned around to wipe another table, Lily hugged his arm.

"Listen to me! You don't need to be too pushy during military training! You don't need to pretend to be weak and faint, that's too pretentious, at least you don't rush forward! Forced suffering is really not your style! Also, since ancient times Roommates come out of gay friends, go back to the dormitory at night and observe carefully to see which roommate is more likely, and you are interested in it, let's find a way to get him to be raised! A loyal dog attack must be cultivated, yo West!"

Yo sister, I really don't hate marriage that much... Bah!I don't want to marry even though I accept it!Even if you dream of becoming a bride, it's just a dream!And when everyone is in college, you still develop wool.

"Of course, you can't behave too wildly. It's not good to be discovered by unnecessary people. There are still many people who can't accept the same."

Gu Zhe shook his arms: "Someone has gone upstairs, pay attention to his image."

Wu Lili flicked the rag: "I'm going to the bathroom, you go."

Gu Zhe put away the rags and went to the stairs to meet people. The one who went upstairs was the boss who had met Gu Zhe and Wu Lili once during the interview.

Gu Zhizhi said in a girlish voice: "Hello, boss."

The boss went up to the second floor, walked towards the counter, and said, "You can help me deliver some desserts to Yixing District. There are many people who want to deliver today, and the delivery staff are too busy, and this customer is a bit far away, please work hard first." You take this trip, take a taxi and get the invoice for reimbursement, don't worry, if you miss the lunch in the store when you come back, I can reimburse you for lunch. I will go to the first floor and talk to the manager later. "

Gu Zhe naturally had no objection, the boss gave the order to the waiter at the counter, ordered a drink and went downstairs.Gu Zhe and Wu Lili, who came back from the bathroom, talked briefly, then took the packaged desserts, took the order, went out and took a taxi directly to Yixing Community.

Although it has been two weeks since he disguised himself as a woman, this was the first time that Gu Zhe went out in a maid outfit by himself.With Wu Lili missing by her side, it seemed as if her sense of shame was climbing up.What's even more embarrassing is that when I arrived at the gate of Yixing Community, the security guards stopped me from entering. I had to call to check first, saying that I had never seen a delivery dressed like this before.

Dressed like this...what kind of dress!Isn't it just a maid outfit? !Seeing how young you are, why haven't you even watched anime? Can't you recognize a maid outfit? !

Gu Zhe had no choice but to stand outside the electric retractable door and look at the owners of the community who entered and exited, while waiting for the security to call and ask the owner who ordered delivery, and confirmed that it was the delivery of desserts from Dimension Wall, and then let him in district.The security guy smiled apologetically and pointed the way: "Building 14 is the path to the left, and you will see the third building along the road. Room 27 on the 2705th floor, you press on the video intercom downstairs. '[-]#' will do."

Gu Zhe successfully found Building 14 according to what the security guy said, and pressed "2705#" on the video intercom outside the door.After a while the bell rang and the lock was unlocked, but no one answered the video intercom.This video walkie-talkie is unilaterally visible, Gu Zhe couldn't see the other end, but felt a little weird, and finally said to the walkie-talkie: "Dimension wall dessert delivery, thank you." Then pushed the door Go in, enter the elevator, and press the 27th floor.

What Gu Zhe didn't know was that at the other end of the video intercom, Shan Hong, who had finished playing the game and left the room, just heard the ringtone, walked to the intercom, saw Gu Zhe's round face on the electronic screen, and was immediately shocked Not daring to take a big breath, he held his breath and pressed the door open button. Seeing Gu Zhe opened his eyes and turned to look at the door, then turned his head to look at the video intercom, and said cutely, "Outside the dessert on the wall of the dimension Send, thank you."

When Gu Zhe left the shooting range of the camera, Shan Lang held his heart that was beating so cutely and called Aunt Liu: "Aunt Liu, Aunt Liu!"

Aunt Liu poked her head out from the laundry room: "What's the matter, why are you in such a hurry?"

Shan Lang hurried over: "Aunt Liu, hurry up, help me clean up the room, and do you want to wipe the floor in the living room? It seems a little dirty, and there seems to be a smell in our house, spray some air freshener Right @%￥#&%@#..."

Aunt Liu was dazed by his series of words: "Aunt Liu, I clean it every day. How can it be as messy as you said, Xiaohong?"

Shan Lang looked at the time, half a minute had passed! ! !It takes less than 27 minute to take the elevator from the first floor to the 1th floor!He hurried back to his room and closed the door and locked it to ensure that no one could see the furnishings in the room.Then comb your hair in front of the mirror.Only then did he realize that he was actually wearing pajamas? !

Long live!Or a Doraemon one-piece pajamas!

"Ding dong." The doorbell rang.

Shan Lang urged Aunt Liu to open the door, and sat down on the sofa in the living room, with a big bear doll next to him blocking his head.Aunt Liu went to open the door inexplicably, and Gu Zhe outside the door smiled with eight teeth showing: "Hello, Jiyuanbi dessert delivery, please sign for it."

"Oh, good." Aunt Liu signed and took the dessert.Gu Zhe collected the signed form, thanked him, then turned around and took the elevator downstairs again.

Aunt Liu held the dessert box, closed the door, turned around, and was taken aback by Shan Hong standing silently behind her: "Xiao Hong! You want to scare Aunt Liu to death!"

Shan Lang glanced at her resentfully: "They deliver food all the way, but you don't even invite anyone to drink a glass of water! You don't even let anyone come in to rest in the house!"

Aunt Liu: "..."

If Aunt Liu could speak English, her internal complaints would be like this: WTF?

Shan Hong walked to the room dejectedly, Aunt Liu couldn't bear it, followed and said: "Okay, Aunt Liu can save it, next time there will be food delivery or something, Aunt Liu will definitely invite someone to come in for tea, okay?"

Shan Hong entered the game room without saying a word, and shut Aunt Liu out.

Aunt Liu shook her head: "What's wrong!"

She put the dessert box in the refrigerator, came out of the kitchen, and was about to go to the laundry room to continue washing clothes. After passing the game room, Shan Hong suddenly opened the door and appeared again.

"Scared!" Aunt Liu covered her heart and couldn't help but punched Dan Hong on the shoulder, "What are you doing, kid?"

Shan Hong shook her shoulders without pain or itch: "Playing games is boring, go out for a walk." Said and went back to the room to change clothes.

Aunt Liu thought about it, and she wanted to tidy up the room and clean the living room again, and complained that she didn't invite people in for a glass of water, and she was enjoying the game just now, but now she said it was boring... Suddenly the light bulb above her head lit up!

The author has something to say: TT7: Let’s do an interview, Shan Hong.You are such an idiot, did your mother make it?

Shan Lang: No.

TT7: Why?

Shan Lang: Because I have never seen such a cute girl before! ! !

TT7: Come and kick Gu Xiaoshou to fly him away!