The female ticket looks exactly like her brother

Plot: Remember a joke.

Gu Zhe: [drunk to death]

Seeing the food coming straight into their mouths, everyone's reaction was to open their mouths, and Gu Zhe was no exception, but the cream with a single fork was too big, and Gu Zhe had a lot of cream on the corners of his mouth.

Shan Hong naturally wiped the cream off the corner of Gu Zhe's mouth with his fingers.

Gu Zhe felt the corner of his mouth being gently wiped by Shan Hong, his eyes stared straight at Shan Hong, and Shan Hong met his gaze: "..."

I said that's how I took care of Shan Ye when I was a nanny when he was a child, it was so easy, would Gu Zhe believe it?

Don't even think about how many years Shan Ye has grown up!

"Cough, cough, if it gets on the corner of your mouth, just wipe it off for you."

"Oh, thank you."

The two of them followed the traditional virtues of the Chinese nation very much, and exchanged a few words in a modest and polite manner, and then they both looked at the cake in Shan Hong's hand, unable to locate their eyes.

"Uh, I remember you just cut the word '红'?" Gu Zhe just saw the word "乐" written on the cream that Shan Hong fed him.

Shan Hong blinked: "This is the cake that Gu Ling made for me."

Gu Zhe just remembered that the cake that Aunt Liu rolled out just now was indeed not the one he made. "Then what did you just cut?"

Shan Hong took another piece of cake from the table behind him and held it: "Here it is. That piece is made by Gu Ling. I cut a piece, and the two of us ate it secretly, without letting them know." Shan Hong As he spoke, he crossed the word "早" to Gu Zhe.

Gu Zhe didn't open his mouth, but looked at Shan Lang.

Shan Hong moved forward again: "Open your mouth."

When cutting Gu Ling's cake, Shan Hong wanted to give Gu Zhe a "joy", as if in this way Gu Zhe could get the happiness he wanted to give him.As for the "lang" on the first piece of cake, he himself didn't know what mood it came from.

If Gu Ling was here, he definitely wanted to send it to Gu Ling's heart.But Gu Ling is not here, Shan Lang doesn't have the idea that his uncle can replace his little girlfriend, but he just wants Gu Zhe to try it.I want Gu Zhe to have a taste.

So without giving up, he held the cake and handed it to Gu Zhe's mouth.

Gu Zhe saw that Shan Hong had been holding out the fork and handing it to him, so he stretched his neck forward slightly, and opened his mouth to hold the cake.In this way, when Shan Hong looked down at Gu Zhe, he saw his thick and thick eyelashes blinking lightly, and the fan-shaped projection was reflected on the straight nose.

After eating the cake, Gu Zhe raised his head slightly and saw Shan Lang swallowed his saliva: "Haven't you eaten yet?"

Shan Hong looked down, Gu Zhe couldn't see his eyes, and saw that Shan Hong used that fork to fork another large piece of cake and put it into his mouth, then raised his gaze to Gu Zhe, Because the mouth was full, the voice was vague: "The group is rough. Mmm, it's delicious."

It was the first time for Gu Zhe to see Dan Hong like this, it was quite funny, he held back his smile, and he didn't know whether the blushing on his face was because of holding back the laugh or something else, and reminded Dan Hong: "I ate that fork before. "

Shan Lang held the fork and waved it, then waved his hand again, meaning it doesn't matter, and sent another piece of cake to Gu Zhe's mouth, only the dark red ears were not noticed.

Gu Zhe was not awkward this time, he just opened his mouth and ate it, Shan Hong turned around and forked another piece of cake into his mouth, and secretly licked it.Well, only cake flavor_(:з」∠)_

The two of them divided the two cakes with the thoughts of "I don't care if you don't take it seriously" and "It's normal for brothers to wear the same pair of pants, let alone share the same fork".

After eating the cake, everyone sat together and shouted to start playing the game again, but this time there was a choice.You can choose to draw punishment cards, and if you can't do it, you can drink, one bottle at a time.According to everyone's request, Uncle Liu found several cases of beer, all in long-mouth glass bottles.

Because Shan Ye's punishment cards were too weird, in the restarted rounds of the game, the losers all chose to drink.Everyone managed to catch Shan Hong once. He didn't make any mistakes in the last game. Unfortunately, Shan Hong saw the "grab the iron gate and yell to let me out" on the card, so he simply chose to drink.

One is three, Shan Hong lost three times in a row, each time after watching the cards, his face darkens, he glared at his younger brother, and then downed a whole bottle of wine.

When Shan Hong fell again for the fourth time, Shan Hong hummed: "I don't believe I can get a wonderful punishment every time!" He drank three bottles of wine, and his whole body became a little excited.

He drew a card: "Let me see: I kissed the first person of the same sex from the left. So familiar?"

Everyone complained: Of course it looks familiar!Isn't this the punishment you gave Gu Zhe for mispronouncing two words!But how can I be wrong!It's the opposite sex!opposite sex! !opposite sex! ! !Do you want to fuck you!

"I'll count, count to the left!" Shan Hong turned to look at Gu Zhe, "the first one!" He put his hands on Gu Zhe's shoulders, his cheeks flushed, Gu Zhe pushed him: "Hey, Shan Hong? Are you Drunk?"

Shan Lang shook her head: "No, I'm not drunk. I'm just a little excited."

Everyone thought he was talking about being a little excited by alcohol.

Seeing Shan Hong clutching Gu Zhe's shoulder tightly and really wanting to kiss him, everyone started booing: "Haha, Shan Hong, kiss me! Shan Hong, kiss one! Kiss one!"

Dong Wenwen's mood is a bit complicated, her former male god is about to take advantage of the current male god, and she doesn't know which one to help.The picture seems to be pretty good.

Gu Zhe pushed Danhong again: "I said you are enough, Shanhong seems to be really drunk—!"

Shan Hong rushed forward and kissed Gu Zhe on the lips.

"Wow! Hahaha!" Everyone just couldn't stop laughing, and regretted that they should have recorded it just now, and showed it to Shan Hong when he woke up.

Shan Hong still hugged Gu Zhe's shoulder: "I'm sober!" After saying this, he hiccupped.

Everyone asked Gu Zhe to support Shan Hong to lie down on the sofa for a while, and they continued to play.

Gu Zhe helped him to the sofa, because Shan Hong was not completely drunk, Gu Zhe didn't take much effort to help him to the sofa.

After putting the person down, Gu Zhe dared to press his lips secretly.

Shan Lang just kissed him!

He was a little happy, but afraid of being discovered, he took a glass and poured a glass of wine and sipped it, actually secretly laughing.

Who can know the happiness in his heart now?

Shan Lang kissed him.Kissed him in front of so many people.Although no one knew about their relationship, even Shan Hong himself did not know the real relationship between Gu Zhe and Gu Ling, but Shan Hong did kiss him as a boy.

Although Shan Hong is in a state of drunkenness, can he imagine that Shan Hong does not reject the relationship between boys so much?

"Gu Zhe, come over and continue playing!" someone shouted.

Gu Zhe put down the glass: "Hey, here we come." He licked his lips, just feeling a little dry, and drank the glass of wine.

He sat back in the crowd, and a roommate of Shan Hong suddenly said, "Haha, look at how moist Gu Zhe's lips are now, did Shan Hong smear you with a layer of saliva just now?"

All eyes suddenly focused on Gu Zhe's lips, which really looked moist and soft.

Gu Zhe wiped his lips unnaturally: "Don't talk nonsense, I just had a glass of wine."

Shan Hong on the sofa turned over and fell off the sofa. Fortunately, the carpet was thick enough, but the muffled sound still startled everyone.

Gu Zhe hurried over and turned him over, fell asleep?

Zheng Yi and Hao Zeyu came to help, and the three of them carried Shan Hong back to the sofa. Gu Zhe said that he was not playing anymore, and he was watching the order here, and when Shan Hong woke up after sleeping, he might be able to hangover.

Zheng Yi ran away without hesitation, and Hao Zeyu noticed that Shan Hong's eyelashes were shaking before turning around and leaving.So he stopped turning around again.

Gu Zhe: "??"

Shan Hong slept like a pig again.

Hao Zeyu smiled: "It's nothing, I just saw a shadow shaking, and now it seems that there is nothing, it should be my eyes."

After he finished speaking, he walked away and sat back next to Zheng Yi.

Gu Zhe sat on the carpet with his back against the sofa, so that Shan Hong would not fall down again.He felt that the glass of wine he drank just now tasted pretty good, it was sweet, and he didn't know what it was.

Gu Zhe took the cup and poured another cup, drank it in one gulp, smacked his lips, um, it was really delicious.

Poured another glass.

When thirst quenched.

Pour another glass.

Shanhong's eyelids twitched.

Everyone who was playing the game, except Hao Zeyu and Dong Wenwen, drank a lot.Dong Wenwen is a girl, and everyone let her drink. They didn't let her drink that much. They just gave her a symbolic sip every time.As for Hao Zeyu, this person has been playing games for so long and has never been tricked...

It's just hateful.

So when everyone started to get a little drunk, they began to persuade Hao Zeyu to drink together. Hao Zeyu didn't say anything, and directly sipped a bottle with a smile, without frowning.Everyone looked at his gentle appearance and thought he was a frail scholar, but they didn't expect that he was also a classy one!Shout out!

Later, Dong Wenwen was picked up by her family, and Shan Ye, a junior high school student who had to get up early for class the next day, also went to bed.After a while, the group felt that there were fewer people, and wanted to wake up Shan Lang, and Gu Zhe came to continue, but when they looked back, Gu Zhe also fell down.

"What's the matter with him? Asleep?"

Hao Zeyu glanced at the empty wine bottle on the table: "It seems that he drank Japanese sake as water."

At this time, Shan Hong half-opened his eyes and sat up, half asleep and half awake, looking at everyone: "How long have you been drinking, and what time is it?"

"It's almost eleven o'clock, go back to your room and sleep, Sleepy God." Everyone knew that his phone would crash on time when eleven o'clock came.

Shan Lang stood up, half-supporting and half-embracing Gu Zhe: "Go ahead, I asked Aunt Liu to clean up the guest room for you. If you want to sleep here directly, there are beds and quilts in the closet next to it. I will take Gu Zhe there first. asleep."

"go Go."

Shan Lang wrapped Gu Zhe's hand around his neck, and then hugged Gu Zhe's waist.

Gu Zhe's waist is very thin, but the muscles are very strong, and it feels very elastic to the touch, not soft.Shan Lang guessed that he had a fish line.

Gu Zhe suddenly reached out and slapped Shan Hong's hugging hand, but because he was drunk, he didn't have much strength.He murmured with a grin and said, "...um... itchy..."

Shan Lang shyly put away the obscene thoughts of continuing to touch the two mermaid lines, and hugged Gu Zhe out of the game room.At this time, no one was staring at him, Shan Lang stretched one hand from behind Gu Zhe's shoulder socket, and the other hand passed through Gu Zhe's knee sockets, and hugged him horizontally.

Gu Zhe has a small frame, no fat, and is not very heavy.Shan Hong easily carried him back to his room.It's just that the princess's hugging posture made him think a little bit.

He himself yelled a shrill matchmaker's voice in his head: "The groom carries the bride into the bridal chamber~!"

This kind of brain supplement game was often played when I was a child. After more than ten years, Shan Hong, a childlike classmate, abandoned her shame and entered the room with her "daughter-in-law" under the sound of Zhu Bajie's trumpet on his back. .

Shan Hong didn't feel that he was naive in doing this, he justified himself to find a reason: I drank too much, and I was a little excited.

Shan Hong is indeed a little drunk, he can't think of any more consequences when doing things, his mind can only think about one thing mechanically now, and other thoughts can't squeeze in.

Putting the person on the bed, maybe the bed was too comfortable, Gu Zhe stretched unconsciously, and then opened his eyes, but only half-opened and half-closed to look at Shan Hong, the upward hooked natural eyeliner at the end of the eyes The redness under drunkenness is more obvious.

Shan Lang looked into those eyes, and heard the priest's voice: "Now, the groom can kiss the bride."

His gaze crossed the straight nose and landed on those moist lips.Although Gu Zhe's consciousness has been blurred, he still felt his sight everywhere, and couldn't help pursing his lips.

Shan Lang remembered that she had kissed Punishment Game before, but she didn't remember the other feelings except that it was soft and a little wet.

He waved his hand in front of Gu Zhe's eyes, and Gu Zhe's eyeballs followed suit slowly, as if a little dizzy, he closed his eyes.

Guiltyly, Shan Lang turned around to check if he had locked the door, and it was locked.

Slowly leaning towards Gu Zhe, it seemed that he could feel the heat from Gu Zhe's nose on his cheeks.

Maybe it was a bit stuffy with the windows and doors closed in the room, so Gu Zhe opened his mouth slightly to breathe.At this time, the sake in Gu Zhe's mouth has not been fermented yet, so the sweet taste of sake still penetrates into Shan Hong's nose.

Shan Lang directly bit on it.

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