The female ticket looks exactly like her brother

Soon Aunt Liu called everyone to have dinner.There is nothing to say about Aunt Liu's craftsmanship. After school started and he stopped tutoring Shan Ye, Gu Zhe had no chance to eat Aunt Liu's food, and he missed it a lot.

Today is Shan Hong's birthday, Aunt Liu made a big table of dishes, and everyone was so full that they couldn't even eat the fruit after the meal.

One side of the game room is tatami, which is for playing games anywhere, and the other side is a circular sofa, equipped with a complete set of K room equipment.Everyone was half lying on the sofa, full of food, and didn't want to continue singing for a while.Someone suggested playing a game.

This game is not playing games with a single game console, it is ordinary game playing.One of Shan Lang's roommates is the organizing committee member of the class, responsible for next week's fellowship and Mid-Autumn Festival party activities and game planning.In order to plan the game, he replayed many childhood games in the past two days, and his hands were a little itchy. At the moment, there are too many people and there is nothing to do, so he simply asked everyone to play the game.

Dong Wenwen is the most supportive.Playing the punishment part of the game is the best way to develop adultery!Just now Gu Zhe has been playing games with Shan Hong, completely ignoring her!

The only girl present said that she wanted to play, and she was still pretty, so a group of Shanhong's roommates agreed.More than half of the people in favor of it, and zero people against it, so it started.

Everyone sat in a circle on the tatami first. Dong Wenwen saw that Gu Zhe and Zheng Yi had already sat down next to each other. Just as they were about to go over and sit on Gu Zhe's left, Shan Ye's younger brother had already sat down there.

Dong Wenwen couldn't squeeze Shan Ye away, so she was about to get in between Gu Zhe and Zheng Yi, and then she saw Shan Hong walking behind Gu Zhe and Zheng Yi, stretching out her feet and lifting Zheng Yi's back: "Get out of the way." .

Zheng Yi moved his buttocks and moved to the side, and Shan Hong sat down between Gu Zhe and Zheng Yi.

Dong Wenwen: ... What's going on with these brothers? ! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ Plot: Report that JQ happened here!

Gu Zhe:? ?Why didn't I find out.

Dong Wenwen thought she couldn't sit next to Gu Zhe, so she simply sat opposite Gu Zhe.

Hao Zeyu just came in from the outside, Zheng Yi patted his right hand and beckoned to him: "Zeyu come and sit here!"

Hao Zeyu was on the phone outside just now, and when he came in and saw this posture, he asked Zheng Yi what was going on, and Zheng Yi told him that he was going to play a game.

The organizing committee started to introduce the game.This game is called "Vegetable Garden Orchard Zoo", everyone claps according to a certain rhythm, then the first person says "Vegetable Garden Orchard Zoo", the second person says one of the gardens, such as a vegetable garden, then from the third person, everyone You must talk about a vegetable according to the beat, and it cannot be the same as the type mentioned by the previous person, nor can it be something other than vegetables.Those who make mistakes will be punished.

When it comes to punishment, everyone started to struggle and couldn't think of any punishment for a while.

Shan Ye silently took out a set of "Punishment Game Cards".

Everyone: "..." Brother, you really know how to play.

Dong Wenwen has played that kind of game card before, and there are many punishment rules in it for ambiguous punishment for men and women, so she is looking forward to it immediately.

The game is ready to start.

Because Shan Hong is the birthday star, everyone let him be the first person, and then go clockwise.

Gu Zhe, who was sitting on the left hand side of Shan Lang: "..."

Zheng Yi, who was sitting on the right side of Shan Hong, said, "Hahaha, come on! Actually, I really want to challenge for the last position."

Gu Zhe: "Then come here."

Zheng Yi: "Humility is a traditional virtue of our country, let's leave it to the fool."

Gu Zhe: You are stupid!

The game begins.

Start clapping first, follow the rhythm, and then press and clap to say words.

Shan Lang actually thinks this game is a bit silly, especially when you have to clap your hands and talk.But when he turned his head and saw Gu Zhe patted seriously, he felt that being silly was a little silly, and if everyone was being silly together, it would be fine.

So he began to speak:] Garden Vegetable Garden Zoo. "

"Snapped!"

To Zheng Yi: "Zoo!"

"Snapped!"

Hao Zeyu: "Golden snub-nosed monkey."

"Snapped!"

Organization member: "Macaque."

"Snapped!"

Roommate A: "Baby monkey."

Gu Zhe: "..."

"Snapped!"

Dong Wenwen: "...the tarsier!"

Gu Zhe: "..." Is this how the game is played? ! ! !

"Snapped!"

Roommate B: "Lemur."

"Snapped!"

…………

Shan Ye: "Marmoset."

"Snapped!"

Gu Zhe: "..." There is nothing to love in life.jpg

"Oh! Gu Zhe didn't say anything! Accept the punishment!"

"Shou Xing draws a punishment card for him!"

Shan Ye poured out all the punishment cards, and Shan Luo randomly drew one: "Kiss with... the one from the right... of the same sex."

Gu Zhe: "!!!"

Everyone: "..."

Shan Ye was puzzled: "No way? I remember that there are only cards of the opposite sex?"

Zheng Yi leaned over and took a look: "Boss, you read it wrong, it's 'kiss with the first opposite sex from the left'."

Everyone: ... What do you think if you misread two words?

Dong Wenwen: (*/ω＼*) How lucky!

Shan Hong let out an expressionless "Oh" and glanced at Zheng Yi.

Zheng Yi moved his buttocks to squeeze towards Hao Zeyu.

Hao Zeyu: "??"

Shan Tang turned her head again, and looked at Shan Ye with the eyes of "you stupid brother": "Does your card always mark 'opposite sex' when counting people?"

Shan Ye resisted the urge to shrink his neck: "Yes. For example, staring at the third opposite sex from the right for a minute... something..." The elder brother's eyes became more and more dangerous...

Shan Lang continued to talk to everyone calmly: "We are only one girl, Dong Wenwen, why can't we count the third one? And this kind of punishment game is not fair to her."

Everyone thought about it, and there is no way to play like this.

Shan Hong made the final decision: "Then change 'opposite sex' to 'person'."

Everyone agreed, and Dong Wenwen thought that if someone else was punished, then she would really suffer, so she didn't object.

Shan Lang went on to say: "Then the punishment given to Gu Zhe just now will be invalidated, and the game will start again."

Everyone: "..."

Zheng Yi asked fearlessly: "Didn't it be enough to change 'opposite sex' to 'person'? Doesn't it conflict with Gu Zhe's punishment?"

Shan Lang: "...Then, kiss the first person from the right."

Looking at Shan Hong, Gu Zhe realized for the first time that he had such a thick skin.

No one spoke to correct Shan Hong, but everyone looked at him brightly.

Shan Lang coughed: "That's my lovely brother."

Shan Ye: Hehe.Teacher Gu, who competed with me for being so cute, cursed all your plush bears to lose their hair!

Others use their eyes to convey their emotions: How do you look like a brother-in-law? !

It was Gu Zhe who pretended to be very calm and kissed Shan Ye on the forehead: "Brother, this is Gu Zhe's blessing for your high school entrance examination."

Shan Ye's heart was overwhelmed, and he secretly threw a provocative look at Shan Hong, and then he was spotted by his brother, and he shrank back to Gu Zhe's side.

This time it starts with Gu Zhe, the "loser":] Yuancaiyuan Zoo. "

"Snapped!"

Shan Lang: "The Zoo."

"Snapped!"

Zheng Yi: "Reed chicken."

"Snapped!"

Hao Zeyu: "The golden pheasant."

"Snapped!"

Organization member: "Camellia Chicken."

Gu Zhe: There is nothing to love in life.jpg

Dong Wenwen couldn't answer this time.

Gu Zhe couldn't help asking: "It's fun for us non-zoology majors to talk about animals according to a family."

The organizing committee member was puzzled: "I said the same subject reflexively, but the rules of the game don't say you should say the same?"

Gu Zhe looked at Hao Zeyu, and Hao Zeyu said with a smile: "Last time, I just casually mentioned a golden monkey. This time, because Zheng Yi said 'reed chicken', I said the red-bellied golden pheasant just to be on the safe side."

Zheng Yi looked innocent: "I thought that was the way to play? And it's not difficult. There are many types of chickens and monkeys, and they are all common sense."

Gu Zhe: I know your sister well.

Zheng Yi: "...I don't have a younger sister, but I do have two older sisters."

Gu Zhe apologized without sincerity: "I'm sorry, I couldn't hold back the slander."

Over there, Dong Wenwen drew a penalty card by herself: walk on a catwalk.

She walked back and forth disappointed.

The third round of the game begins.

Dong Wenwen: "The Vegetable Garden Orchard Zoo."

Roommate B: "The zoo."

Gu Zhe: Let the zoo go!

This time it was Shan Ye, because he didn't keep the beat right.Shan Ye actually has a poor sense of rhythm. In the first round of the game, he had to hold his breath and managed to get the beat right.

Punishment: read a formula for the transformation of a magic goddess, and dance for half a minute.

It doesn't matter if you don't know what a magic goddess is, there are spells on the card.

Shan Ye spread out a face similar to his brother's expression: "Can I change a punishment?"

Shan Lang was the first to resolutely object: "No."

Shan Ye continued to spread: "Then let's replace it with Magic Sakura. Otherwise, Balala Little Demon Fairy is also fine."

It was still "brother control" Shan Lang's resolute voice: "No."

Shan Ye: "_"

The next picture was so beautiful that everyone experienced the feeling of "watching for 2 minutes, embarrassing for five hours".

Shan Ye made the one thousand and one villain for his brother in his heart.

The fourth round begins.

Shan Ye: "The Vegetable Garden Orchard Zoo."

Gu Zhe:] Garden! ! ! "

Everyone: "..."

The organizing committee member: "Gu Zhe, the tempo hasn't come down yet, so don't get excited."

Gu Zhe: "..."

So Gu Zhe wanted to draw a penalty card again, and it was Dan Hong who drew it for him.

Punishment: The third person from the right imitates an ancient special professional woman soliciting.

"Oh, this is good! Hahaha!" Everyone booed.

The third from the right of Gu Zhe was Hao Zeyu. Hao Zeyu still had a gentle smile on his face, and said gently, "I'm looking forward to it." He even made a gesture of fanning.

Gu Zhe met his smiling eyes, and wondered if this person is always smiling, maybe his stomach is actually dark.

It is said that it is imitating women with special occupations in ancient times, that is, prostitutes soliciting customers, but there is no specific requirement on how to do it, so Gu Zhe said to Hao Zeyun in a tone without ups and downs: "Guest officer, the girls in our building are cute and juicy, come in and have a look." Let's see."

"Pfft!" Zheng Yi burst out laughing, "Isn't this the word of a bustard?"

The others had been holding back their laughter, but now they laughed unceremoniously. Someone asked, "Gu Zhe, if you solicit customers like this, the brothel business will close down sooner or later."

Shan Lang at least held back her laughter and asked, "Okay, let's start the next round."

"Yes! Let's start the fifth round! Gu Zhe starts."

Gu Zhe talked about Danhong: "You must talk about the orchard later!"

"I know, I know, don't worry." Shan Hong's voice was very helpless, but with a gentleness that he didn't realize himself, saying that he was spoiled, but at least Gu Zhe was a man, and he was still his brother.

Gu Zhe:] Garden Vegetable Garden Zoo. "

"Snapped!"

Shan Lang:] garden. "

"Snapped!"

Zheng Yi: "Red..."

Gu Zhe stared at Zheng Yi: How dare you try Red Fuji!

Zheng Yi: "...Apple."

"Snapped!"

Hao Zeyu: "The macaque..."

Gu Zhe glared.

Hao Zeyu: "...Peach."

It seems that Hao Zeyu really likes macaques. The zoo said macaques, and the orchard wanted a kiwi fruit.

This round went smoothly. When it came to Zheng Yi, the name of the fruit he mentioned had been mentioned before, so he had to draw a penalty card.

Punishment: Make your most sexy and charming expression or action.

Zheng Yi pinched the orchid finger and winked vigorously.

Really spicy eyes.

Gu Zhe put away the phone: "I'll send it to Lily."

Zheng Yi: "The subordinates keep their planes!!!"

After playing for a few more rounds, Aunt Liu pushed the cake in: "Everyone should have room in their bellies, are you going to open the cake?"

Foodie Zheng Yi jumped up: "Here we come!"

Everyone cheered around, and Shan Yan took a closer look. Fortunately, Aunt Liu remembered correctly, the cake brought in was not made by Gu Ling.

Aunt Liu had already inserted the candles, everyone put out the lights and began to sing birthday song to Shan Lang.

After singing the birthday song, Shan Lang made a wish under everyone's random urging: "May the world be peaceful."

"cut!"

"Fake!"

"do!"

After blowing out the candles, Shan Lang shared the cake with everyone.In "Happy Birthday to Xiaohong!", Shan Hong cut a piece of cake with the word "卫" attached to it, a whole cream flower and chocolate inserted: "This is mine."

The birthday star is the biggest, as long as you are happy.

"The rest - you do it yourself." Shan Hong said, picked up his piece of cake and left.

"..."

Gu Zhe stood aside and did not fight with them to grab the cake, and then heard Shan Hong calling him from behind, looking back, Shan Hong put a piece of cream on his fork and put it in his mouth.