The female ticket looks exactly like her brother

Plot: Kong Zhen, give me a pair of normal attackers!

Gu Zhe: [biting finger cakes]? ?Do you know who my attacker is?who?

Gu Zhe bought a pancake from another store. While eating the pancake, he walked across Xinghua Street non-stop, turned a few intersections, and finally stopped unbearably. Looking back, he appeared again halfway. , and then the handsome rice noodle guy who has been following behind him.

"You've been following me for so long, what exactly do you want? You eat the rice noodles too, and I gave you the money." Would you still want me to put a piece of pancake on your hands?

The handsome guy put his hands in his pockets, and he didn't feel the embarrassment of being caught at all. Instead, he said confidently: "Aren't you a student of the No. [-] Middle School? I just happen to be going to the No. [-] Middle School, so let's drop in."

Gu Zhe went out in his school uniform today, with the words "No. [-] Middle School" printed on the school badge on his chest. He guessed that he was mistaken by the handsome guy as a student of No. [-] Middle School who was going to school.But he was still puzzled: "But I'm going around in circles, which way do you follow?"

Handsome guy: "..." It turned out that he was going around in circles just now!No wonder the surrounding shops look so similar!

The handsome guy took out ten yuan from his trouser pocket, handed it to Gu Zhe, and said with a straight face, "Travel expenses."

Gu Zhe held back a smile, didn't answer, and just replied: "It's not enough for the travel expenses. I paid for the rice noodles worth ten yuan. Why don't you pay me back the rice noodles. Let's go, I'll take the road anyway." Knowing the way, I have been following people around in circles without finding it.So stupid!

Cross Xinghua Street, cross another road, follow a crossing and go straight for 50 meters to the gate of No. [-] Middle School, which is not far away.So the two arrived at their destination in no time.

Gu Zhe turned his head and saw the handsome guy coming forward coolly, he put ten yuan into the belt of Gu Zhe's trousers, and said, "Thank you, buddy, this is the rice noodle money, I owe you the travel expenses first, if you have a chance Treat you to something to eat." Then he walked straight into the school without stopping, and his figure was gradually submerged in a large group of students.

In fact, his actions just now are very chic and smooth, cool and handsome, if you can ignore the red tips of ears and slightly embarrassed but forced casual expression that Gu Zhe saw.

Gu Zhe put away the ten yuan, smiled, and went to deliver textbooks to his aunt.

The next day was Monday. Aunt Gu packed her luggage and went on a business training trip last night, and she came back a week later.There was no breakfast at home, so Gu Zhe went to Wu Lili's house for breakfast as usual after getting up.

Wu Lili moved a small bench and sat in the living room, where the cardboard boxes were pasted. Gu Zhe didn't show any politeness to her, and went straight to the kitchen to find something to eat.While serving porridge, he asked Wu Lili, "Is the godmother not at home?"

"Aunt Zhang from Aunt Feng's foot massage shop resigned. My mother called Aunt Feng last night when she heard the news. She wanted to get on top of her. She went there early today, lest Aunt Feng find someone else."

"Aunt Zhang? My godmother often talks about that Aunt Zhang whose son is working outside and she lives alone as a blind person? Why is she not going to work suddenly, and her son came to pick her up and go to the big city to enjoy the blessings?" Gu Zhe would accompany Mama Wu every time he came over. Chatting, I know a lot about Mama Wu's friendship situation.

"I heard that there is a suitable cornea, and her son took her for surgery." Wu Lili sighed while wiping the paste, "It's a pity that no matter how much money I make, my mother can't do the sight restoration surgery."

Gu Zhe lightly kicked her ass: "Without surgery, the money can be used to buy them delicious food and send them to play."

Wu Lili turned her head and glared at Gu Zhe: "Got it!"

After eating breakfast, Gu Zhe also moved a small bench over to help: "The godmother has already gone to work in the massage parlor, so why don't you take the box and post it?"

"Of course I have to post it. My mother said that she will go to work during the day and post the box when she comes back from work at night. Anyway, she can't watch TV, so she will have two incomes. I think she is just thinking too much. Working during the day gives people After getting a foot massage, my hands are so tired, I definitely don’t have the strength to put on the boxes when I come back. The workshop gives a certain amount of boxes every day, so I’ll stick more for her now, so she won’t have to worry about it at night.”

The two stuck the box together for a while, and when it was almost time, they began to prepare for work.

There were almost three months of vacation after the college entrance examination, so the two found a summer job as waiters in a beverage store.This job was discovered when the two were looking for summer jobs after the college entrance examination, and the salary was quite high.

This beverage store is called Jiyuanbi. It is located near the main school of No. [-] Middle School. It was newly opened this summer. I heard that the owner is a student who graduated from No. [-] Middle School.This store specializes in drinks and snacks, the price is slightly expensive, and the consumer group it faces is mainly the wealthy students of No. [-] Middle School.

No. [-] Middle School is a key middle school in this city. Half of the students are admitted by hard work like Gu Zhe did at the beginning, and half of them are admitted with money from their families. There is no shortage of high-spending shops.

Dimension Wall is different from many milk tea shops or various dessert shops around it in that it has a large size and two floors, and each floor has a different decoration style.

The theme of the first floor is classical, decorated in the style of a bamboo building, and the waiters are all dressed in Hanfu.

The second floor is a western-style castle, and the waiters are dressed as maids or deacons.

When Gu Zhe and Wu Lili saw the recruitment notice, there were already few male waiters and they were already full, only a few girls were missing.

Gu Zhe has a bit of talent in voice changing, he can change the voice of people of different ages and genders, men, women, young and old, but he can't speak a long list of words, he must be concise and to the point, otherwise it is easier to reveal his secrets.At this time, Gu Zhe couldn't chatter.

Gu Zhe is not very tall either, currently just over 1.7 meters tall, with a thin frame.This is the only place Wu Lili thinks that he meets Xiaoshou's standard.

After thinking about it, the two decided that Gu Zhe would dress up as a girl and go to the interview with Wu Lili.

For that salary, Gu Zhe also worked hard. He followed Lily for a day to learn the girl's walking posture and some movements, especially the coquettish movements. In the end, he managed to deceive the boss's eyes and ears.

So Gu Zhe and Wu Lili started their summer working life in Dimension Wall, Monday to Friday from [-]:[-] am to [-]:[-] pm, Saturdays and Sundays can choose to work overtime until [-]:[-] pm, one day off every two weeks, and change every week one floor.This is the third week for the two of them to work at Dimensional Wall. The maid outfit and Hanfu went round, and they had a day off yesterday.

The waiters working in Dimension Wall have to wear maid outfits or Hanfu. There are dressing rooms in the store, but everyone is used to wearing them from home to the store, so few people use them.Gu Zhe couldn't use it even more. Every time he came to Wu Lili's house to change his clothes and put on makeup before going to work.

The two began to toss in Wu Lili's room.Gu Zhe first put on a pink tutu skirt, long gloves, white pantyhose and princess shoes.

Lily quickly started to make up for him.

Gu Zhe belongs to the kind of ordinary big boy who looks slightly handsome at first glance, with fair skin.But if you look closely, you can see that the end of his eyes are a little bit upturned. If the angle is too high, it becomes a wretched inverted triangle, and if it is less, it looks ordinary.In addition, his eyelashes are long and dense, like adding natural eyeliner, so if you just look at the curl at the end of the eye, it looks a bit charming.

Lily didn't spend much time on his eyes, she mainly drew his originally slightly heroic eyebrows into raised eyebrows, put on some blush, and put on coral red lipstick.

After putting on makeup, Lily put on Gu Zhe a wig with long curly black hair, fixed it with clips, and put on a maid's headgear.Gu Zhe became a lovely round-faced maid.

He pouted in the mirror, and poked his cheek again: "My face is so round. I didn't think I was so fat before."

Lily was putting on her own makeup, and replied angrily: "Don't call you fat in front of girls who are not as thin as you! You just have a little baby fat on your face! I'm fatter than you all over my body!"

Gu Zhe pouted: "Who told you not to practice Sanda with me?"

While waiting for Wu Lili to put on makeup, Gu Zhe couldn't help scratching his thighs, but the more he scratched the skin on his legs, the more dry, hot and itchy he felt, so he grabbed his pantyhose and asked Wu Lili: "Can I not wear these things? It was okay for a while, but the weather has been getting hotter and hotter these two days."

Wu Lili was also a little uncomfortable in the heat. She looked at the time and immediately decided: "After delivering the meal, let's go shopping first! Buy cos socks to wear, there is only a section, just wrap the calf, boys and girls' calves are compared It’s easy to be distinguished by others, so just wear that cover up. By the way, I’ll buy you a depilatory cream to remove the hair on your thighs, and I’ll take it off your calves when you come back at night.”

Gu Zhe looked at his attire: "Isn't it necessary to remove the hair? How can a man have no leg hair..."

Lily glanced over: "How can a weakling have leg hair!"

Gu Zhe: "..." Weak Shou is also a man, why can't he have leg hair?

"Hurry up! Momochi!"

Gu Zhe has never been able to hold back Wu Lili.Wu Lili delivered lunch to Wu's mother first, and then the two went to a nearby shopping mall.

Wu Lili's shopping efficiency is very high. First, she spent 2 minutes on the first floor to choose a depilatory cream, and then asked Gu Zhe what color she wanted while going up to the third floor. When she arrived at the shelf, she directly chose two pairs and paid for it. 10 minutes.In the end, Gu Zhe was carrying the things, and Wu Lili was sorting out the wallet, stuffing the wallet into a small bag, and the two walked towards the dimension wall together.

It was also unlucky, the two walked well, and when they reached an alley, a figure suddenly rushed out, hooked Wu Lili's small bag, pulled it hard, and the joint of the strap of the bag collapsed, and he held the bag and walked non-stop. Run into the alley.

Gu Zhe supported Wu Lili and asked worriedly, "Are you all right?"

Wu Lili hurriedly waved her hands: "I'm fine, the strap can't help being pulled, it's easy to break, you better go and chase the bag back for me!"

After confirming that Wu Lili was fine, Gu Zhe stuffed something into Wu Lili's hands, and immediately rushed forward, catching up with her legs like hot wheels.Although he fell a certain distance, Gu Zhe's sprint champion was not won for nothing. He followed the figure of the bag snatcher and quickly closed the distance.

The bag thief felt that someone was chasing him, looked back, saw Gu Zhe was wearing a tutu skirt but ran out of a gust of wind, cursed a few words, and burrowed into those narrow alleys, trying to rely on his familiarity with the terrain Get rid of Gu Zhe.Gu Zhe rushed to catch up with him before he turned into those intricate alleys. He just caught up with people at the entrance of the alleys, but before he reached out to catch them, he found four or five Shamates waiting in the alleys.

Damn, this guy still has an organization!

The bag thief ran back to the Shamates, turned around and grinned at Gu Zhe, spat out a mouthful of saliva, and cursed: "Grandma, you stinky bitch run so fast! I was almost out of breath after being chased." Come on!"

Only then did Gu Zhe remember that he was still wearing a skirt, and the bullet screen in his heart was full of "fuck"...

I looked around and found no one else, so it shouldn't matter if I raise my leg and kick someone later, right?

Seeing Gu Zhe's actions, the killers thought she was scared, and seeing that she didn't have a bag to grab, they didn't want to cause other troubles, so they wanted to turn around and leave.But how could Gu Zhe let them go like this, there are both his and Lili's wallets in that bag!Money is more important to him than being handsome and loyal!

"Stop! The bag is coming!" Gu Zhe yelled, and the killers were all startled!

It wasn't that he was frightened by his aura, but this shout—why did it sound so... heroic?And it's clearly a male voice, right?

Gu Zhe rushed up directly.

Aunt Gu has always worried that without the care of a male character, Gu Zhe will lack masculinity, so in Gu Zhe’s childhood, other children enrolled in interest classes, such as art classes, calligraphy classes, and musical instrument classes. He is a Taekwondo Judo Sanda Take turns to learn.After studying for more than ten years, Gu Zhe doesn't look very strong on the outside, but the row of competition championship trophies in the bookcase in the room is not fake, so that Wu Lili, who believes that weak people are the mainstream, has been worried that Gu Zhe can't find an opponent. Jun, often told him to follow the weak.

Now when he met this group of gangsters who intimidated people purely by their numbers and appearance, Gu Zhe easily beat them down.There is also Xianqing complaining in my heart: I don’t bring a knife or a stick when I go out to rob, it’s really disrespectful.

Gu Zhe stepped on the back of the bag snatcher who was lying on the ground, bent down to pick up Wu Lili's bag, and when he looked up, he saw a man standing at the entrance of the alley, with one hand in his pocket and the other holding his phone, wrinkled. Looking at this side with a frown, she looks a little familiar...

Gu Zhe: When did this road idiot come out? !

Shan Lang: ...Round face!Maid outfit!so cute! (?)

A voice sounded in the silence: "The current GPS signal is weak, please go to an open road."

Gu Zhe turned around, ran out of the alley from the other side, turned a few alleys, and finally returned to the original place. When Wu Lili saw Gu Zhe, she stepped forward and asked with concern: "How are you, are you not hurt?"

Gu Zhe panted and waved his hands: "It's okay, just those weak chickens. I got the bag back, let's go to work quickly, and talk about it later."

Gu Zhe was afraid that Lu Chi would catch up, although he felt that Lu Chi might not be able to find the right way while navigating with his mobile phone, he urged Wu Lili to speed up all the way.

When they arrived at the Dimensional Wall, the two hid in the locker room to change their pantyhose.After changing out, Wu Lili touched Gu Zhe's thigh.

Gu Zhe: "..."

"The hair on your thighs isn't very thick to the touch, and it's not obvious when you look at it. Well, then don't depilate for now, and the depilatory cream smells a bit strong."

Gu Zhe kept his leg hair and heaved a sigh of relief.

"But I've seen the hair on your calf. That must be taken off. I'll take it off when I go back tonight."

"...QAQ"

There were not many guests at this time, so Gu Zhe and Wu Lili were blowing the air conditioner in the lounge, and told her briefly about the process of catching the thief.After Wu Lili heard this, her first reaction was to ask Gu Zhe with wide eyes, "You didn't raise your legs high, did you?!"

Gu Zhe: "..."

After learning that Gu Zhe didn't raise her legs high, Wu Lili was relieved: "As long as you don't show off, that Lu Chi will definitely not recognize you as a man! If you don't believe in yourself, you have to believe in my makeup skills! Besides, that Lu Chi can't even remember the way, let alone your face, he will definitely forget you in a blink of an eye. Moreover, G City is so big, you may not meet him again, so don't worry that he will expose you. Don't worry! "

Gu Zhe: "..." Do you want to tell her that Lu Chi may be a student of the No. [-] Middle School, and I still have to go to the No. [-] Middle School often even though I have graduated?

Forget it, as Lily said, I can't even remember the way, how could I remember the face I've seen once or twice?Or the faces of people of different genders.

The author has something to say: Seeing that many people misunderstood the name of Xiaogong, I am sorry for his QAQ Xiaogong called Shanhong (homophonic, Shanlang), Hong: Minglang.Next to the word fire!Next to the word fire!Next to the word fire!Not a female TAT younger brother is called Shan Ye (homophonic, fan leaf), Ye, bright.It is also next to the word fire!Do you know at a glance that these two are brothers!