The female ticket looks exactly like her brother

Plot: ... What about the agreed weak feelings?

Gu Zhe:? ?I am.

Plot: ... [manual goodbye]

99 Lamborghinis drove towards the church from a distance, and the cars were decorated with flowers. This long string of wedding cars attracted the attention of many people along the way. With the continuous "click" of the camera, it must be early tomorrow morning. Photos of the lavish "wedding caravan" will be on the headlines across the city.

The church was full of people, all elites from various industries and celebrities from shopping malls.Everyone was wearing a decent smile, listening to the gradually sounding wedding march, looking at the bride coming from the other end of the red carpet, and saying words of blessing.

Gu Zhe heard some people whispering.

It turned out that this was a wedding held by a well-known rich and handsome man in H City who spent hundreds of millions of dollars. Today he will marry his beloved, beautiful and charming child bride-in-law who accompanied him throughout his childhood and youth. He also prepared expensive gifts. A castle, and a 5000-carat (?) diamond ring!

Seeing the jealous eyes cast on him by everyone, Gu Zhe felt very proud.

Hmph, haven't you seen Gao Fushuai?

He continued to walk forward with his head held high, and in front of him, beside the priest, stood a man whose face could not be seen clearly, but Gu Zhe intuitively thought that he was a handsome guy, and that handsome guy was looking at him affectionately...

Something seems wrong?

Gu Zhe walked up to the priest, and the "unclear" next to the priest stretched out his right hand to Gu Zhe.

Gu Zhe: "??" Gu Zhe tentatively raised his right hand and put it on the outstretched hand of "unclear", only to see that "unclear" put his hand on the bend of his left arm, and then left Maintaining the posture half-raised to his chest, he stood in front of the priest together with Gu Zhe.

Gu Zhe heard the people below talking again.

"I heard that this bride is the bridegroom's child bride. She has no special skills, and she may not be very good-looking."

"But the groom just likes it, what are you mumbling about?"

"Why does Gao Fushuai fall in love with such a person?"

"He is a good man! Don't abandon the poor child and marry a daughter-in-law, be loyal and loyal! He is rich and good-looking! Why don't you let me meet such a man!"

"Can't see clearly" is also talking non-stop.Gu Zhe didn't actually hear his voice, but he automatically "knew" in his mind that this man had been talking to him. He didn't know what he was talking about. Pull hook with him.

I rely on!What the hell?It's not a child, why pull the hook!

The priest began to read the oath: "Now let us make the vow of marriage together before God."

"I want to ask two people the same question respectively. This is a very long question. Please answer after listening: "Bridegroom, are you willing to take the bride as your wife and live with him according to the teachings of the Bible? Be one with him in front of him, love him, comfort her, respect him, protect him like you love yourself.Whether he is sick or healthy, rich or poor, always be true to him till the end of this world"

"I am willing." "I can't see clearly" said "response".

Huh?Huh? !It turns out that the legendary tall, rich and handsome man "can't see clearly"? !What about his child bride?

The priest looked sideways at Gu Zhe, and said:

"Bride, are you willing to marry the groom as a wife, live with him according to the teachings of the Bible, be one with him before God, love him, comfort him, respect him, protect him, just like you love yourself. Whether he is sick Or in health, rich or poor, remain true to him till the end of this world"

...! ! !What's wrong?

Gu Zhe sat on the bed in the new house in a trance, and looked at the big mirror of the dressing cabinet next to the bed, as if his eyes were over a thousand myopia and he couldn't see clearly.

There was a sound of the door opening, and a tall man walked in and locked the door behind his back.

Gu Zhe's heart skipped a beat.Why lock the door? !

That person came forward, Gu Zhe "looked", oh, it was still the same "can't see clearly".

Holding two glasses of red wine that came out of nowhere, he handed Gu Zhe a glass.Gu Zhe took it, and the two clinked their glasses, and they all finished it with their heads up.

Hmm, no taste.Gu Zhe smacked his lips, and suddenly someone pinched his chin, lifted his face, then pressed his lips down, and licked them.

Gu Zhe wanted to stretch out his hand to push "unclear" away, but someone grabbed his hands and pushed him lightly on the bed behind him... Gu Zhe fell on the bed...

"Bang bang bang!" Suddenly there was a knock on the door, and Gu Zhe hurriedly turned his head to look at the door, remembering that it had been "unclearly" locked before.He seemed to hear "can't see clearly" laughing, and leaned towards him again.

"Bang! Open the door!!!"

Gu Zhe got up and put on a pair of shorts, yawned and went to open the door. The person standing at the door was the culprit who caused him to have the dream of Mary Su to the boundless—Wu Lili.

Wu Lili held the breakfast in her hand, seeing Gu Zhe's troubled face mixed with a hint of depression, she asked rather disgustedly: "What's the matter with your dissatisfied desire?"

Gu Zhe, who was going to the bathroom to wash his mouth and face, almost stumbled.Hey, we were high school students not long ago, can we speak something suitable for our status?

After tidying up, Gu Zhe told her about his dream while eating the breakfast brought by Wu Lili, and finally said angrily: "Damn it, I only remembered that I was a man when I woke up..."

Wu Lili collapsed on the sofa with her belly in her arms and laughed so hard that she was almost out of breath, she managed to control it a bit, wiped the corners of her eyes with her hands, and said with emotion: "You really suffered so thoroughly, you never even dreamed of retaliation. "

Gu Zhe knew his own identity very clearly, and he didn't refute Wu Lili, but he still complained: "To be honest, don't stuff me with those books anymore, such as "The Domineering Little Gong Falls in Love with Me", "The Underworld Prince "My Lord's Favorite Man", "The President's Personal Assistant", "School Girl's Gay Lover"...it's too suave, you see what kind of dreams I'm having now, and it's so exciting when I think about it."

Wu Lili gave him a blank look: "You woke up without dreaming about the bridal chamber and blamed me for dissatisfaction?"

Gu Zhe: "..." Absolutely not!Absolutely not!Not at all!

"Anyway, I don't want to watch those Tom Sues anymore. Life won't give me a prince charming or a domineering president. I'd better make money by myself."

Wu Lili's eyes were full of resentment: "You! It's one thing to make money, but it's another thing to find a small gong! Do you know that the gay circle is very chaotic. They started messing around in their teens, and more than 0 1 less, not many cucumbers are clean! You said that if you are an attacker, it will be easy to handle, but you are a shou. You are also a shou whose force value violates the rules.

"You said how worried I am. I heard that those little gongs like the beauty of a delicate body and a soft body that is easy to push down. Look at you, it's soft. You can lift your legs up to touch the top of your head, and lower your waist like eating. It's easy, one stroke exceeds 180°! But the body is completely irrelevant! It's easy to win the [-] long-distance running championship! The shot put champion! The long jump champion! The high jump champion! Sanda five-dan! Which Xiaogong dare you to want you?!"

Gu Zhe was unconvinced: "If you can't beat me, you will turn your back on me. Is there such a reason?"

Wu Lili patted him on the top of the head: "Don't interrupt!"

Gu Zhe raised his hands to signal his surrender.

Wu Lili held Gu Zhe's face in both hands, looked left and right, and continued to scold him: "You still want to be a strong person, who is not a strong person who is charming and charming, which is in contrast to his strong and cold personality? .Let’s not talk about your gossip temperament, I can’t see any coldness at all, just your face, round, except for better skin and better eyes, I can’t find any other advantages. I dressed as a girl before You can only dress up as a soft and cute maid!"

Gu Zhe couldn't help but retorted: "Many people say that I'm still a little handsome!"

Wu Lili slapped him on the head again: "You think I don't know that all the compliments are girls, and they have wool?! Can they anal you?!"

Gu Zhe: "..."

This woman's words are getting more and more aggressive!You should be worried that she won't be able to marry herself in the future!

The more Wu Lili talked, the more excited she became: "Like you, if I can't find a partner in the future, or if I can only find a rotten cucumber in the end, can I not worry? Fuck! When I think of the little shou who I worked so hard to watch being attacked by scum If it’s scum, I want to kill people!!!”

Gu Zhe watched Wu Lili gritted his teeth, as if he had already learned that he was scumbag, although he was a little moved, but... listening to the messy words of "hard work watching and raising", his mood is really complicated...

"So, you have to learn to be a weakling, so that you can find a wealthy husband when you go to college. It is said on the post that there are many gay men in college! Also, these novels are good textbooks for weaklings!"

You don't even look at it yourself.Gu Zhe complained silently.

"I'm neither a rotten girl nor a shou, why should I read these books?" Wu Lili rolled her eyes again.

Gu Zhe really didn't dare to complain this time, so he accidentally said it.

However, Wu Lili is not a rotten girl, but she has been working hard to accompany her to accept her sexual orientation, and has made up a lot of homosexual materials in order to enlighten herself correctly.This wholeheartedly for oneself, although many ideas and practices are very unreliable, but it is still very touching.

So Gu Zhe rubbed Wu Lili's hair vigorously, and was slapped down by Wu Lili.

"Continue to study hard in college. This life is still long. I'm not in a hurry. What are you in a hurry for?" Gu Zhe stuffed a bun into Wu Lili's mouth.

Wu Lili gnawed on the bun and rolled her eyes: "I just want you to pay attention not to be too aggressive in your usual behavior, and be careful that you won't get married."

Gu Zhe: "..." Should I tell you this sentence?

"I shouldn't have listened to you telling me about your sexuality back then, which made me worry every day about what you'll do in the future, what you'll do when you come out of the closet, and how you'll find a partner. As a result, you've been looking carefree, a little He didn't seem to panic."

Gu Zhe smiled and asked, "What kind of feeling do you think, liking it?"

Lili propped her chin and sighed, "I don't know either, alas." Then she tilted her head and thought about it, "Would it be like the show on TV, if we are separated, we can't see anyone, and we don't think about food or tea? "

Gu Zhe patted his wallet: "I thought that in this life, no one would please me more than money. Without money, I would not think about food or tea." So, there is nothing to worry about, as long as you have money, It's good to live alone, what kind of pets to find, what kind of love to fall in love with.

Wu Lili refused to talk to Gu Zhe again.

At noon, Wu Lili went home for dinner.

Gu Zhe's aunt called back, saying that the department team had gone to a dinner after a meeting, and asked him to help her send the textbook preparation books left on the desk in the room to school.

Gu Zhe had no choice but to pack up, put on a men's shoulder bag, go to Gu Mengtian's room to find the textbook and put it in the bag, and then went out of the house to look for food.

Gu Zhe's aunt, Gu Mengtian, teaches junior high school Chinese in the city's No. [-] Middle School. The school is not far from home, and it is convenient for Gu Zhe to walk there.

From the community where Gu Zhe lives to the gate of the No. [-] Middle School, you need to pass through a street in the old city called Xinghua Street.There are some old buildings on both sides of this Xinghua Street. They look like dilapidated buildings on the outside.Most of these shops on Xinghua Street are small businesses in the food industry, but the craftsmanship of the shops is not bad, and the ingredients are kind, so even if the environment is not very good, the business will not be too bad.

Xinghua Street is an old street with a history of 90 to [-] years. The street lights are not very effective, and the shops are used to closing at eight or nine in the evening.So after nine o'clock in the evening, the whole street is lonely and dark, and there are many wild cats and dogs wandering in the alleys.The nearby residents are generally very friendly to these small animals, and some leftovers will be fed to them.

Gu Zhe entered a small noodle restaurant and ordered a bowl of spicy chicken rice noodles.Lunch time was the busiest time in the store, and the store was full of people, so Gu Zhe had to sit on the table and chairs of the boss Kuang Zeng under the open canopy outside the store.

While waiting for the rice noodles, Gu Zhe took out his mobile phone and swiped the high school WeChat group when he had nothing to do.

At the next table of Gu Zhe, there were four or five girls around the age of junior high school students, chattering and discussing something excitedly. At first they still controlled the volume, then they suddenly quieted down for a while, and then became noisier.

After climbing the stairs in the WeChat group, Gu Zhe sent an emoticon as usual and continued diving.

Fracture patient: "Take a bubble on time, in case someone takes a fancy to me, who can say clearly about fate." 』

Lily: "Fuck, you have a broken bone, can you show some face?" 』

Love life and love ossicles: "If you break a bone, I will give you ossicles!" 』

Maomao: "Rivals, go away!"The fracture is mine! 』

Come to the bowl quickly: "I fell down and had to break a bone and kiss me before I got up!" 』

Handsome over Bai Zihua: "Small bones face me!um~ah~』

Feather: "...Don't think that if you don't change your business cards, I won't know who you are. Even if you don't know your name, you can see your gender..."

The name is not bad: "Every day when I enter the group, I see the boys in the class doing gay Orz"

Call me Her Majesty the Queen: "I'm really fed up with you gays!" 』

There is a red envelope: "Run away after breaking the bone again." 』

Gu Zhe guessed that the rice noodles would be served soon, so he put the phone in his bag.

The voice from the next table was not too loud, but Gu Zhe still heard a few words. He didn't know which celebrity was being discussed, and he heard some vague words.

"... so handsome! @￥#%&*"

"... an actor?"

"...Which school..."

At this time, the waiter brought a serving of rice noodles, and Gu Zhe was just about to reach out... The rice noodles were placed directly opposite Gu Zhe.

Gu Zhe's eyes followed the rice noodles to the opposite side of the table.

…When did someone sit across the table from me?

wait!I should have arrived before this guy, why did his rice noodles arrive first? !

The angry gaze continued to climb up, ho!Handsome guy!

handsome guy!So that's why my rice noodles came out slower than his?This face-seeking world!

... I look good too!Why didn't you make it easy for me? !

Gu Zhe kept complaining in his heart, but couldn't help but stare at the handsome guy's face.

Really, so handsome!The nose is straight, under the heroic eyebrows, the eye sockets are slightly deep, but not to the extent of Western Europeans, and the eyeliner is a bit long, like Danfeng eyes.The lip shape is also very good-looking, and the outline is very clear like makeup.

As if feeling something, the handsome guy raised his head and looked towards Gu Zhe. Gu Zhe met his pair of dark and deep red phoenix eyes, and his previous anger was like a deflated ball, unable to bulge at all.

In order to continue peeking openly, Gu Zhe quickly reacted, and immediately emptied his eyes, looking like he was wandering in the void.

The handsome guy lowered his head and was about to start eating noodles, but Gu Zhe looked away again and focused on the handsome guy.

A handsome guy is a handsome guy, sitting at a roadside stall is still radiant, and eating noodles can look so good-looking, so temperamental!The hands holding the chopsticks are also beautiful!The fingers are so long and well-proportioned!

Pick up the chopsticks, pick up the rice noodles, turn the chopsticks, roll up the rice noodles, blow on them, and put them into your mouth in one bite.

"Pfft..." Gu Zhe couldn't hold back his laughter.

The handsome guy glanced up at him, calmly swallowed the rice noodles in his mouth, bent the corners of his mouth, with a somewhat arrogant attitude: "keep peeping at me, why, isn't it pretty and delicious?".

Gu Zhe: "..." Did he misuse this idiom on purpose to tease me?

Gu Zhe touched his nose, speechless to refute, and could only silently continue to wait for his share of rice noodles.

Damn, watching the handsome guy eat noodles makes me even hungrier...

After finally getting his share of rice noodles, Gu Zhe was about to serve rice on the handsome guy's face as the handsome guy said, ah bah, eating rice noodles, unexpectedly the handsome guy on the opposite side was about 1.8 meters tall, and he was only slightly taller. A little skinny, he only ate a few mouthfuls of rice noodles, less than half a bowl, and left the table.

Gu Zhe stared at the handsome guy's leftover rice noodles and the rice noodles he was about to start, feeling very distressed.

The shop owner put a dog tray at the door of the store, and a dog happened to pass by. Gu Zhe, in the spirit of humanism not to waste a grain of food, picked up the handsome guy's rice noodles and poured them all into the dog tray.

Turning around with an empty plate... The handsome guy stood beside his chair with seasoning in his hand, raised an eyebrow, and stared at Gu Zhe - the empty plate in his hand.

If this is Two-dimensional, there must be a few intersections on the forehead of the handsome guy.

Gu Zhe: "..." Lily said that I want to be weak, so at this time, am I going to pounce on it?Will he soften his heart?But does this trick work for straight men?

Crying is definitely impossible, Gu Zhe knew that he had done something stupid, so he said before the handsome guy could speak, "I will pay you!"

Gu Zhe was full of embarrassment at this moment.He must have thought I was sick...

Gu Zhe was about to raise his hand to call the boss, but the handsome guy sat down where he was, stretched out his hand to take Gu Zhe's rice noodles, added some hot sauce, and started to eat.

Gu Zhe was stunned!

Brother!I waited for more than half an hour for that bowl of rice noodles! ! ! ! !

Just because of your face, the store will definitely serve you a new bowl within half a minute, but if it were me, I might have to wait for another half an hour!

The handsome guy ate the whole bowl of rice noodles, wiped his mouth clean, then got up and left in a cool manner, leaving Gu Zhe stunned and two bills for rice noodles.

In the background music of Gu Zhe's payment, there are vaguely mixed with a few words "what are the attributes of these two attackers", "it's hard to guess"...

Don't make trouble, I don't want to get CP with this kind of person.