I got rich after secret marriage

I turned around, faced him, and said to him with some excitement: "Let me tell you, in the novels I read, there are men who can really give birth, saying that they have a gestational sac, or have an extra uterus. "

He laughed out loud and said, "That's a novel, it's all fake."

I asked him, "How do you know it's fake? What if it's real?"

"If it's true, what do you want?" he asked.

"What can I do? I haven't had a baby since we've been together for so long. I probably don't have those things." I asked him, "Do you want children?"

With a dull tone, he said, "I don't want to."

"Why?" Men don't want children, anyway, they don't give birth to themselves, the more the better.

"I've already raised two children and I don't want to raise more," he said.

"Oh." I said happily, "Fortunately, I can't have children, otherwise we might have to divorce. There are so many divorces on the Internet because of the issue of having children. Do you think we are a natural couple?"

He looked down at me, smiled, a little lonely, and said, "Yes, we are a match made in heaven."

Yes, a match made in heaven.

He lay back on his back, and I stuck to him, lying on my chest, and leaned close to listen to his heartbeat.

He's sad, I know.I made him sad on purpose.Who told him to make me sad.I want him to be sad in order to balance it.

After a while, there was a sudden vibration in his chest.

He said, "Lulu, if a woman gave birth to you, would you like it?"

Yes, of course I want it!Women want it, and children want it too!

I should have said this innocently and as a matter of course.It can definitely draw two knives in his heart.

But I'm still not cruel enough.This scumbag treats me like this, but I still can't be hard on him, it's really useless.

I asked him, "What do you want? Children?"

He was silent for a while, then said, "Yes."

I said, "Why? It wasn't born by me."

He seemed a little speechless.I smiled, raised my head to his cheek, and asked him: "Are you jealous? Xiaojing, when I said I wanted to have a baby, I really wanted to have a baby. I gave birth to your baby. Do you understand? "

His eyes flickered, he was stunned for a moment, then turned over and pressed me under him.

He didn't do anything, just looked at me for a while.He said, "Lulu, how can there be a man like you?"

I asked him, "What kind of man am I?"

He didn't answer, he bowed his head and kissed me very delicately and gently, covering every inch of my skin.

He didn't say he liked me, nor did he say he loved me.I know what he wants to say, he must want to say, a man like me, if he is told to love him so much, he will love it everywhere, and he can't put it down.

Then why don't you go out with me!

When the enthusiasm subsided again, he leaned on me and asked me: "I didn't let it flow out, do you think you will be pregnant?"

Don't you want children?

I asked, "Will you come with me when you're pregnant?"

He froze for a moment, nodded his head and said "hmm".

Oh shit!

I smiled and said, "Listen to see if there is any fetal movement."

He really leaned on my stomach and listened for a while, and said seriously: "Yes, yes. Lulu, you have a baby."

I couldn't help laughing, and said, "Yes, Xiao Jing, you are going to be a father, so hurry up and give him a name."

He really thought about it for a while, and said, "Just call him... Tianci."

I was stunned for a moment, and unconsciously put my hand on my abdomen.It doesn't even have the structure to give birth to a child. Of course, it is impossible to have a child given by God.

He grabbed my hand and put it on his lips and kissed it, as if he was really kissing my hand while kissing the non-existent baby inside.

He looked so pitiful that I abandoned him.Really, who abandoned whom?

I asked him, "Xiaojing, why don't you come with me?"

He looked up at me, just looked at me, and then put his face on my belly, just didn't speak.

Ugh--

I pulled him up, rolled into his arms, and said, "It's snowing outside, don't leave tonight."

"Okay." He nodded, exchanged a kiss with me, and then hugged me, "We can hug and sleep together tonight."

I said: "In my dream, there may be Guanyin who sent the child, and when I wake up tomorrow, maybe the gift of heaven will come."

He said, "Yes, it will come."

Come on!

He really is a big liar!

At the end of the first month, I told my dad that I was going out to work, which frightened him.

He asked, "What did you say?"

I covered my ears and repeated myself.

He seemed to be completely frightened and dazed, and asked me, "Why?"

This is the first time he has asked me about my decision with concern or curiosity.

I took out the excuse I had prepared and said to him: "If the family doesn't earn money, I can't even get married. I see that those who go out to work can earn hundreds of thousands a year."

Widow Liu's son is said to have earned 30 million yuan a year by opening an online store. I don't know how much money there is, but 20 million yuan is always there.

My family's car repair shop has spent a year on food and clothing. The best thing is this year, and I have saved 6 yuan.

In fact, this income is quite good here, and we can live happily.If I really want to get married, I will save money for another year, and I will be able to get married next year.

Unfortunately, none of these worked for me.

"Do you listen to other people's bragging? Why don't you listen to them who are suffering outside?" My dad yelled.He probably really didn't want me to go out, and tried hard to get me to dispel this idea.

Of course he doesn't want me to go out. If I go out, where will he go to pick up a son as good as me.

But I am determined.Now he is not as tall as me, not as strong as me, and cannot beat me.I am not afraid of him.

In the end, he had nothing to say, and asked me: "How about the business of the garage?"

He probably thought that, like Cai Jing, I was too rare to part with the business that I got.Then he misread me.

I said, "I've booked all the memberships, and you will be charged according to the price. If you are not a member, you can do what you did before."

He said: "I don't understand the membership system you set up. I don't know anything about computers."

I wanted to show him the little software Sheng Wei made for me with a spreadsheet, but he didn't even look at it, and said, "I don't know how to do it."

I patiently told him that this is actually very simple and can be learned at a glance.But he just didn't cooperate, sometimes saying that the words on the screen were too small, sometimes saying that the computer was too dazzling, and sometimes saying that he didn't know how to fill them out.

Damn, why are you so stupid!Fortunately, I am not his own son.

In the end, I was out of luck.I said to him: "Then you should spend less time playing mahjong and learn more at home. I'll wait until you get used to it before leaving."

I gave my dad a pair of reading glasses, and it was a little subtle to see him wearing a mirror.I have always thought that my dad is a middle-aged man, and he is also a middle-aged man with great strength, why should he wear reading glasses.

He has been studying for more than a month.He still plays mahjong as usual, only in the morning, when he comes for business, if he is a member, I will escort him to teach him to update the information on the electronic form.

However, if you teach today, you will forget tomorrow, and if you teach tomorrow, you will forget the day after tomorrow.It seems that I have remembered it with great difficulty, but I made a mistake when I gave it to him to try it alone. It is really hard to knock it out.

I don't think Sheng Wei is patient anymore, I think I am the living Bodhisattva who is super invincible and patient.

After entering April, it rained a little bit, and the business was not good and I couldn't go out, which made me upset.Of course, it may also be because I haven't seen Cai Jing for more than a month, and I'm lonely and cold.

Now not only do I miss him, but even Boss Zhang from the mahjong parlor next door asks me: "Why hasn't I seen Boss Xiao Cai here for a long time, and now I have to call him to remind him every time I make a shipment."

I said: "They are currently expanding the store in the supermarket and doing renovations, so they are quite busy."

No matter how busy he used to be, he would find an excuse to come to see me, but now he doesn't come.They don't have a storefront to renovate, he just doesn't want to come and see me.

Does he know I'm still waiting for him?

May not know.Or know not to come.Afraid that I would chop him with a knife.

He is the number one scumbag in the sky!

After the rain stopped, my family's business was lively again, but my dad forgot all the things he had learned so hard before.

I kind of wanted to give up, thinking about canceling the membership system altogether, and returning to the past, where a business is a business.But people who bought membership cards in this way will definitely have opinions, and my family's reputation will be greatly reduced, and I will never even think about doing business in the future.

I can't run away by myself and ruin my dad's job.

I had no choice but to be patient again and give him an ultimatum.If he still can't learn it by May, I won't teach it even if the garage collapses.

The result has been dawdling until June.Probably because my dad found out that he had been stubborn with me for half a year, but I was still determined to go out.He finally recognized the reality, and spent some time trying to learn how to use it.

Cai Jing still didn't come to me, and I extended the consideration time for him for half a year, but he still didn't come to me, didn't tell me that he changed his mind, and didn't say he wanted to go out with me.

Scumbag!

I'm desperate.Of all the men in the world, I am the only one who can be trusted.My dad was out of hand here, so I directly booked a train ticket to Beijing.Speaking of which, it's fine if Cai Jing doesn't come out with me.Otherwise, I worked so hard to get him out, maybe I ended up making wedding clothes for Sheng Wei.

Beijing is a great place.I’m going to Beijing to open an online store, if I can’t open an online store, I’ll go to a store to repair motorcycles, if not, I’ll go to Li Muwei to go to a 4S shop to repair cars, there’s always something I can do.

I took a photo of the ticket and sent it to the scumbag to show off his power, but he ignored me.Damn it, I really want to crawl over the phone and beat him up, just beat him to death!

I sat at the door and looked at the bleak wind and rain in the sky, and felt that God was really my good brother, who wouldn't even blink.I managed to find a man who was willing to bend among the straight men in the country bumpkins everywhere, and I wanted to give everything to him, but I was ruthlessly abandoned, and finally refused to say goodbye Tell me.

Suddenly there was the beeping of a tricycle at the door.I stood up abruptly, staring at the approaching tricycle and the people on the tricycle.My hands were shaking, my body was numb, and my legs were stiff.If he wants to come and hug me, I will definitely not have the strength to resist.Forget it, there is nothing to resist, even if someone finds out that I am a monster, I am not afraid, anyway, I am going out, and I will never come back again.

Leaving him here and being pointed at by others, maybe he will go out with me even more without hesitation, and he won't even have to come back in the future.

But he didn't even look at me when he got out of the car, and went around to move things in the back compartment.

He didn't come to chase me, nor did he come to say goodbye to me, he just delivered goods to the mahjong parlor next door.After delivering the goods, he didn't come out, and stayed in the mahjong parlor to play mahjong.

Oh shit!

Scumbag!

Go to hell!

By dinner time, the sky turned clear for a while, and it happened to be able to see the sunset washed by the rain.I sat absent-mindedly at the door and ate alone, looking at the omelette-like sun at the end of the road.Thinking of that day, he came to me in such weather.

hateful!I was killed by this omelette!

I poked at the omelette in the bowl and decided this was the last time I'd eat it.

I didn't prepare Cai Jing's meal. If he dared to come to my house for dinner after playing mahjong, I would definitely drive him out with a water spray gun.

The phone rang.It is a WeChat transfer.

666.

On the mahjong table, six is ​​straight.Three sixes means a smooth journey.

Grass!

How come no one kills him!

I hesitated to accept it or not.But after thinking about it, why not accept it.I slept with him for four years, and it's cheap for him with just such a small breakup fee!

I just accepted the transfer, and a group of people came out from the mahjong parlor next door.Everyone booed and said: "If one person wins so much, he has to treat him!"

I looked over, and it was that scumbag who was surrounded in the middle.

It's almost six o'clock now, and the mahjong players usually leave the game and go home for dinner. There is only one table of addicted players who have been playing until now. They probably lost and waited to make money. In the end, he searched them all by himself. purse.

It deserves a treat.

He wasn't stingy either. When he came out, he went to the restaurant on the other side of the street with those people, including my dad.

Oh shit!Do you know that my dad will get drunk every time he drinks!

Take care of you when you are drunk!

I glared at him angrily.But from the beginning to the end, he didn't even look at me out of the corner of his eye.

Scumbag!

The author has something to say: I admit, I just scolded the scumbag and got addicted XD

But don't worry, Cai Jing is definitely not a scumbag, he will be fine soon.

Does anyone have any idea why Cai Jing is unwilling to leave?