[Journey to the West] Bajie Weight Loss Manual

With Tang Seng's consent, Sha Wujing, who was unconscious and naturally black, took out the bowl from the luggage, went to the stern to scoop up a spoonful of clear water, and then put the 'blessing golden auspicious fish' back into the river.

Tang Seng watched Sha Wujing come back with a spoonful of clear water, so he stretched out his hand to Sha Wujing, and said softly, "Let me come, you have rough hands and feet, and it's easy to choke Bajie."

Sha Wujing looked at Tang Seng, and then at Chu Zhen who had fainted on the ground. Out of an instinctive intuition, Sha Wujing finally handed Tang Seng the bowl filled with clear water very simply.

Tang Seng took the bowl and beckoned to Sha Wujing again: "Come, Wujing, help me hold Bajie up."

"Okay, master." Sha Wujing walked over in a hurry.

Ever since, these two people completely forgot that Wang Ziyu said two days ago...'Confucian fantasy country and Xiliang women country are neighboring countries. The water of the Zimu River, whether male or female, will lead to pregnancy if you drink it' This may not be forgotten, but the thinking is not active enough, so that you don't connect the 'Zimu River' with this river at all.

But at this moment, Chu Zhen was struggling desperately in her dream———

There is no other reason, Chu Zhen dreamed that there were two gray mermaids trying to catch him back to the bottom of the sea, a bald mermaid, very similar to his master Tang Seng.Another bearded octopus was carved out of the same mold as his junior brother Sha Wujing!

These two mermaids had ferocious faces, they were very ferocious, and I don't know what kind of magic was used to restrain his limbs, no matter how hard he struggled, he couldn't get rid of them.

"Monster!" Chu Zhen shouted angrily, "Damn it! Let me go!"

Sha Wujing's version of the black-bearded octopus stretched out its wet tentacles to wrap around Chu Zhen, bound Chu Zhen tightly, and smiled deeply: "You shout, even if you shout your throat, no one will come to rescue you!" you!"

Chu Zhen: "...qaq!"

He suddenly wanted to put this guy's head in the toilet and flush it a few times!

Tang Monk's version of the bald mermaid put his hands on his shoulders, looked up to the sky and laughed a few times, stretched out a finger domineeringly, pointed at Chu Zhen who was twitching at the corner of his mouth, and declared: "You stupid human being, quickly bow down to us!" Put the fish of the mermaid clan on the line!"

After finishing speaking, he took a bowl of black food and fed it straight to Chu Zhen.

"No! Senior brother, help!" Chu Zhen's first reaction was to call Monkey King.

It may be that the God in the dream really heard Chu Zhen's cry, and at the very moment when Tang Monk's version of the bald mermaid grabbed his mouth and was about to feed a bowl of black liquid into his mouth.His elder brother, the famous Monkey King Monkey King, came on a colorful auspicious cloud, and accurately flew a dart, hitting the wrist of the bald fish of the monk Tang.

However-----

When Sun Wukong came down from the colorful auspicious clouds, the lower half of his senior brother hidden in the auspicious clouds was unreservedly exposed and presented naked in front of him.

It was a golden fishtail, beautiful and charming, full of lines, agile and rhythmic!

Isn't this the same monkey fish that was crying and chasing after him on the beach last time!

Sure enough, the next moment———

"Master~, Husband~, don't panic, you're fine now..."

This Monkeyfish Monkeyfish, Monkey King's version raised a bright and charming smile, and swayed its golden fish tail. Like a gust of wind, it quickly flew in front of Chu Zhen, and then slowly approached Chu Zhen.

"Go away! Get away from the evil fish! Get away!" Chu Zhen was flustered, chanting childish spells, and waved his hands indiscriminately to resist again.

However, the force value of this beautiful monkey fish is too high. After three strikes, five divisions and two divisions, the body has already been pressed on Chu Zhen's body, restraining Chu Zhen with absolute strength.

But Chu Zhen is not someone who gives in easily. The fear of fish makes him burst out the invincible small universe deep in his heart, and he is invincible!

I saw him turning over and successfully swapping the positions of Monkey King and himself by surprise!

However, this exchange only lasted for less than two seconds, and he was crushed by Monkey King again.

Chu Zhen is angry!

So, things turned out like this——

Chu Zhen swapped again!

Then get pressed again!

Tumbled around and reversed again!

Without any suspense, he was suppressed again!

"Master, why did the senior brother and the second senior brother suddenly start rolling?" Sha Wujing looked at Chu Zhen who was rolling with Monkey King with his eyes closed, and was very surprised.

Tang Seng was also deeply surprised, and at the same time felt a little depressed.Wukong stopped him from feeding Bajie with water, and then said that he wanted to wake him up, but in the end he screamed and screamed and became what he is now.

These two restless seniors rolled over each other on the ground without any image, and one of them was still sleeping with his eyes closed, which made him... speechless!

However, these two people seemed to be still in high spirits, even shaking the boat.

Tang Seng clenched his fists, tried to suppress his anger, and told himself to be calm, not to be so rough, and to be loved by the master.

"Elder! Tell your two apprentices to stop fighting, old woman, my boat is starting to topple! If this continues, I'm afraid it will capsize!"

The woman rowing the boat shouted worriedly, because she was so surprised that the originally gentle voice became shrill.Standing on the bow of the boat, the hands holding the oars also swayed here and there due to the shaking of the boat, and her balance dropped sharply.

"Elder——ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" The woman's voice suddenly changed from surprise and worry to panic and bewilderment!

Soon, there was a "bang", and the woman standing at the bow fell headlong into the river, causing a big wave.

But Tang Seng in the boat tent was not much better. Because Chu Zhen and Monkey King "hugged each other" too fiercely, Tang Seng, who was already lacking in balance, accidentally bent his feet and fell on the ground with his butt first. on board.

There was a crisp "dong", louder than the sound of a woman rowing a boat falling into the water.

"Master!" Sha Wujing was shocked, and when he was about to help Tang Seng up, Tang Seng, who was always good-tempered, finally broke out.

"enough!"

Tang Seng's roar was as loud as a bell, and it was menacing!The boat trembled three times in shock, and the birds on the canopy flew together!

This time, not only Sha Wujing was stunned, but even Chu Zhen woke up completely from the dream.

Chu Zhen blinked, looked at Monkey King who was pressing on him, then at Tang Monk sitting on the ground with slightly messy clothes and slippery cassock, and finally turned his gaze back to Monkey King.

Quickly adjusted his mood, Chu Zhen raised his eyebrows, and said in a blustery manner: "Brother, you are planning to take a riding position in front of the master. In fact, if you want, I don't mind coming with you." One shot."

Sun Wukong snorted coldly, stood up from Chu Zhen, straightened his clothes, and said slowly, "You should thank me."

In fact, as far as selfishness is concerned, Sun Wukong really wanted to see the expression of this junior brother when he found out that he drank the water from the mother-child river, it must be quite interesting.

But fun is fun, Monkey King still knows how to measure.After all, if Zhu Bajie is really pregnant in the end, if the follow-up is to be dealt with, it means two words-"trouble"!

So although he felt a little pity, he still chose to stop it.

"How do you say that?" Chu Zhen didn't stand up, but sat casually on the deck of the boat, leaning against the canopy of the boat, letting the clothes on her chest half open.

The warm light shone on the canopy of the boat, and a shadow flew obliquely towards his body. The half-opened white chest was diffused by the warm light, like the most exquisite marble.The black monk's robe was slightly disheveled, imperceptibly revealing a bit of unruly laziness.

"Oh, by the way, master, why are you sitting on the ground?" Chu Zhen found Tang Seng with a gloomy face at this time.He glanced at the canopy of the boat and found that the woman who was rowing the boat was gone. After a pause, he asked again: "That old woman..."

"Elders! Old lady, I'm here!" The old woman responded pantingly. She supported the bow of the boat with both hands, and emerged from under the boat, trying hard to climb onto the boat.

Seeing this, Tang Seng suddenly realized that he didn't care about educating Chu Zhen and Monkey King, but quickly asked Sha Wujing to help the old woman.

Seeing the drenched old woman dragged ashore by Sha Wujing, Chu Zhen pursed her lips, and then turned her gaze to Monkey King: "Our masterpiece?"

"otherwise?"

In fact, Sun Wukong didn't quite understand why once he met Zhu Bajie, his endurance dropped sharply, and his stubbornness was easily aroused by the opponent.

Is it because of natural offense?

But compared to this, Sun Wukong is more willing to believe that Zhu Bajie himself is too messy.

"So what happened after I passed out?"

Tang Seng was busy comforting the frightened old woman. Hearing Chu Zhen's question, he gave him an annoyed look, then raised his chin towards the disciple who satisfied him the most——Sha Wujing: "Wujing, You say."

"Second senior brother, didn't you feel so happy when you saw the blessed golden auspicious fish before, and then I used a bowl to scoop up a spoonful of water to moisten your lips..."

"Wait!" Chu Zhen interrupted hastily, "Did you scoop me a spoonful of river water? River water?" Chu Zhen swallowed his saliva, his eyes did not move, but his hand pointed to the clear river water: "Don't tell me you Is this the river water you scooped up?"

"Yes," Sha Wujing nodded as a matter of course: "The water is clear and very clean."

Brother Sha, you are a natural black who has received a thousand knives! ! !

Chu Zhen was shocked, jumped up suddenly, grabbed Sha Wujing's collar fiercely, and asked hastily, "Did you drink it for me? Did you drink it? Did you drink it?"

Chu Zhen asked three times in a row, holding Sha Wujing's skirt and shaking it back and forth, his face was blue and white, like a palette, so exciting!

"Ahem...Second Senior Brother, calm down." Sha Wujing was dizzy from being shaken by Chu Zhen, staring at his eyes, obviously a little out of shape.

Seeing this, Chu Zhen instantly had the urge to slap Sha Wujing and the two to death on the wall.

The fuck is still the kind that can't be buckled! ! ! (д)!

But Sha Wujing didn't realize it, but fortunately, on the edge of Chu Zhen's heart going crazy, he finally said the important point that Chu Zhen cared about in time: "I still wonder why the senior brother suddenly stopped the master from feeding you water."

"Stop it? So, I actually didn't drink the water..." Chu Zhen took a long breath, and the big rock hanging in his heart finally fell down.

"So what happened during the short time I was asleep?"

Sha Wujing glanced at Monkey King, then at Tang Seng who was comforting the old woman, and after a little deliberation, he explained the matter in detail.

"Then have you found the customs spy now?" Chu Zhen looked at Monkey King.

Sun Wukong nodded slightly.

At this time, the old woman's mood was also stabilized by Tang Seng's reassurance. She walked into the boat tent, found a place to sit down, and said, "Fortunately, this elder didn't drink it down. This river is called Zimu. River, when the women of our Xiliang women country arrive, they will drink a bowl of river water to conceive and reproduce."

Sha Wujing and Tang Seng heard the words, thinking about what would happen to Chu Zhen after drinking it, their faces showed a little fear, and Tang Seng clasped his hands together, and said reverently and thankfully: "Amitabha, thanks to Wukong's timely drinking, this time, I will drink it in time." Stop it, otherwise you will make a big mistake as a teacher."

Because the old woman was drenched and not in a good state of mind, Sha Wujing was also the one standing at the bow and rowing at the end.