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Zhu Bajie, I said that I will always watch over you. (The best experience in reading novels is here)

Chu Zhen didn't pay much attention to what Sun Wukong said. He thought the other party was just talking casually, so naturally he didn't take it to heart.

It's not that Chu Zhen is careless. In fact, although Chu Zhen is a ruffian, she is definitely careful enough when she should be careful. Otherwise, she would not be so popular in modern times.

As long as Chu Zhen is willing, he will not put on airs as a young master, and from time to time among the hooligans, he will be literary, affectionate or joking and sweet, and he can always poke people's hearts and make people happy, which is rare. Can stand it.

It is not an exaggeration to say that Chu Zhen has both high IQ and EQ.

However, there is a premise for his carefulness, and the premise is to arouse his interest enough, which can be people or things.

Although Sun Wukong interested him enough, this sentence came out of Monkey King's mouth.Rather than suspecting that Sun Wukong's words might contain other deep meanings, Chu Zhen is more willing to believe that Sun Wukong is just supervising him from the perspective of a senior brother, especially after he contacts Sun Wukong's usual decisive and innocent temperament.

Confucian Fantasy Kingdom and Xiliang Girl Country are neighboring countries. The four masters and apprentices left the gate of Confucian Fantasy Kingdom and walked for about two hours before entering the territory of Xiliang Girl Country.

The Xiliang Women's Kingdom is worthy of being a daughter's country. Compared with the Confucian Fantasy Kingdom, which is a man's country, the Xiliang Women's Kingdom as a whole is very gentle.Even the outskirts are full of green trees, green grass, and birds murmuring, unlike the outskirts of the Confucian Fantasy Kingdom, which reveals the grandeur and grandeur of the lonely smoke of the desert everywhere.

It may be because he has completely left the country of men, or it may be because the scenery in front of him is really fresh and beautiful, Tang Seng's expression is particularly comfortable at this moment.He was riding on the horse, with a happy expression on his face, a bit of comfort and relaxation, and in the end, he was like those literati, and he sighed in literature and art——

"Flowers are fragrant, the air is warm, the clouds are light and the sun is fresh. The grass beside the road refreshes the green eyes, as if the ointment rain breeds all kinds of spring! This scenery is really beautiful!"

Sha Wujing followed Tang Seng's horse with a load of luggage, smiled naively, looked at the beautiful scenery around him, raised his beard and said, "Master, this season is just right, neither hot nor cold."

Here, Tang Seng and Sha Wujing are lamenting the charm of the scenery, you talk to each other, so comfortable.But Chu Zhen and Sun Wukong, who were at the forefront, were in a completely different state.

Chu Zhen leaned over to Monkey King and walked side by side with him, "Elder brother, give it to me."

"What?" Sun Wukong didn't look sideways, pretending not to understand.

"Don't play dumb, just that little ointment, give it to me." Chu Zhen's eyes flickered, thinking of something.

Sun Wukong glanced at Chu Zhen, and after a pause, he only said two words: "No." Then he looked away.

Chu Zhen glanced at Sun Wukong's sleeve: "It's useless for you to hold it, it's not better to give it to me..."

Unexpectedly, just after he finished speaking, Sun Wukong's complexion suddenly darkened a little, his eyes were seductive, and even his tone was cold and cold: "So it will be useful if you get it?"

Chu Zhen was a little baffled by Sun Wukong's sudden change. He opened his lips and was about to answer, but Sun Wukong sarcastically said: "What are you using for it? You have not yet reached the daughter's country city, and you have started to feel happy." ?”

Chu Zhen sighed, and reached out to touch Monkey King's forehead. After being opened by Monkey King, he didn't care, but the two brothers hugged Monkey King's shoulders, and said with a playful smile: "Elder brother, don't you give me a hand?" Forget it, why is it like eating refrigerant, spitting ice sculptures out of your mouth."

Sun Wukong glanced at Chu Zhen's hand on his shoulder, he didn't push it away and didn't speak, but his expression eased a lot.

"Because you are so reluctant to part with that little ointment, I won't ask you for it."

Sun Wukong heard the words and was about to correct Chu Zhen's words, but then he thought about it, with his temper as a junior, the more he corrected, the worse he would become.What's more, he really didn't want to give the ointment to Zhu Bajie.

So when he reached the end of his words, he immediately changed his words: "When you are in the territory of the daughter country, you should restrain your temper, and don't cause trouble."

Chu Zhen blinked innocently: "What if it's a human girl who comes here by herself?"

Sun Wukong, who is well aware of his junior brother's urination, has completely disregarded Chu Zhen's tricks at this moment. He met Chu Zhen's gaze, moved the corner of his mouth, and pulled out a very shallow sneer: "It is said that flies don't bite seamlessly." Egg, as long as you don't provoke others, how can others shamelessly approach you? What's more, women are reserved."

Fuck!Are all women reserved? ! ! !

This is simply fog!

Chu Zhen still remembers that during the time when she was chasing Fenfen, she once "accidentally" saw how Fenfen's mother, that is, the aunt who sold pork, took the initiative to capture the blind date when she was on a blind date, and then Quickly start the second spring!

It can be said to be like a sharp knife cutting numbness, like killing a pig in ordinary times, swift and resolute, clean and tidy!

Although it was in modern times, Sun Wukong actually said that women are all reserved. Chu Zhen really wanted to knock Sun Wukong's head off, and then said seriously: Monkey, you are kidding me!

It may be because Chu Zhen's facial expression is a little stiff at the moment, Sun Wukong paused, thinking of what he said just now, he seemed to feel something was wrong, so he added a sentence specially: "Except for Baihuasu's second personality."

Although he was chattering in his heart, Chu Zhen agreed on the surface very cooperatively: "I will try my best."

Sha Wujing and Tang Seng walked behind. From their point of view, Chu Zhen and Monkey King's bodies were completely stuck together. In addition, because Chu Zhen put the bracelet on Monkey King's shoulder, they were like two little children. The couple is biting each other's ears.

"Master, I think the relationship between the senior brother and the second senior brother is getting better and better." Sha Wujing sighed.

Tang Seng smiled gratifiedly, exuding the dazzling and pure radiance of a holy father all over his body. He slid the Buddha Lord in his hand, and said slowly: "Amitabha, this is exactly what I want to see as a teacher. It seems that in the future, I will have to spend more time staying overnight. Wukong and Bajie are arranged together."

Sha Wujing sincerely agreed without compliments: "Master is wise."

While speaking, Monkey King and Chu Zhen, who were walking in the front, had reached a small river.

This small river has clear water and clear waves.

Chu Zhen only glanced at Xiaohe from the corner of his eye, then quickly looked away, then walked from beside Monkey King to behind him, and asked in a voice that only two people could hear: "Brother, can you help me?" Let me see if there are any fish in this river?"

Sun Wukong thought of this junior brother who had seen the various performances of the fish, with a very pleasant smile on the corner of his mouth, which was very different from the previous cold face.

"Since it's a river, there are naturally fish."

Chu Zhen's body froze, and then she said cowardly: "Can we change the road?"

Sun Wukong looked at Chu Zhen's appearance, and the smile on his face deepened, and a sense of anxiety rose in his heart as if the wind and water were turning.

Zhu Bajie, no matter how thick-skinned he is, there are fishes that can cure him.

"This is the only way to get to the city of Xiliang Women's Country. We can fly there, but the master can't be changed."

Chu Zhen moved her lips and pulled out a very far-fetched smile: "So, we still have to take this waterway?"

Sun Wukong was in a good mood, and his tone was relaxed and cheerful: "Of course."

"Without a boat, the master can't go there..."

"You don't have to worry about that."

"..." Chu Zhen silently stood behind Sun Wukong and stopped talking.

Tang Seng reined in the white dragon horse and raised his neck to have a look. There were green leaves on the other side of the river, and the rafters of the thatched hut were slightly exposed.

Sha Wujing pointed to that box and said, "Master, there is someone there, I think it must be a ferryman."

Tang Seng nodded and said: "I saw that the other side was also like this, but because I couldn't see the boat, I didn't dare to speak."

Sha Wujing put down his luggage, and shouted loudly: "The one on the ferry! Please come here by boating!"

Sha Wujing yelled a few times, and soon there was a man in the shade of the tree, who was hoarse and hoarse, and there was a boat slowly coming out supporting the boat.

Chu Zhen looked at the boat that was getting closer and closer to the shore from behind Monkey King, and when he thought of the slippery and wet fish, he felt a lump in his heart.

It seems that this waterway must be taken (w)

"Brother, I suddenly feel that I need to take a rest." Chu Zhen said, and he lay on Monkey King's back. Because the two were about the same height, his chin just rested on Monkey King's shoulder.

This time he is going to be a sleeping beauty quietly.

Sha Wujing saw that Chu Zhen's face was slightly pale, and his whole body was as weak as Lin's younger sister. There was a trace of doubt in his eyes, and he asked Sun Wukong with concern: "Second senior brother, what's wrong with him?"

Feeling the warm body temperature behind him, Monkey King curled his lips: "Don't worry about him."

As long as the senior brother said it was fine, then the second senior brother should be fine.Sha Wujing has always believed in this point.

So after hearing what Sun Wukong said, Sha Wujing only nodded, and then turned his attention back to the boat.

At this moment, the boat had already sailed to the bank of the river. Except for Chu Zhen, who was determined to be a sleeping beauty with her eyes closed, the other three could clearly see the appearance of the rower.

The person rowing the boat was a woman who seemed to be in her fifties, wearing a white cotton crotch jacket, a purple brocade handkerchief wrapped around her head, and a pair of soap silk shoes.This woman came to Sun Wukong and the others with a smile on her face, warm and gentle.

"Since the elders are crossing the river, please get on the boat."

"I'm in prison." Tang Seng performed a Buddhist ceremony to the woman, and then led the white dragon horse to step on the boat first.Sha Wujing followed closely behind.

Chu Zhen was the last one to get on the boat. To be honest——Chu Zhen and Monkey King were the last ones to step forward.

There is no other reason, because Chu Zhen must close his eyes to the end before going ashore, so the whole person is like a bullshit plaster, hugging Monkey King tightly, and sticking to Monkey King's body.Therefore, the two of them stepped onto the boat together like Siamese twins.

It wasn't until he got into the boat tent that Chu Zhen let go of Monkey King, spread his hands, and fell down on the board in a big shape, and let out a sharp breath.

But in the next second, when he thought of the fish swimming happily under the boat at the moment, his mood just relaxed, and he began to tense up again in an instant, as if he was going to fight the enemy agents on the battlefield, and his facial expression was slightly ferocious.

This boat is not too big, but it is not too small either. The hull is about ten meters long.At the moment Tang Seng and Sha Wujing are chatting with the woman at the bow of the boat, while admiring the scenery.There are only two people in the boat tent, Chu Zhen and Monkey King.

Sun Wukong clasped his hands on his shoulders and looked down at Chu Zhen, who had no image at the moment, feeling very happy, especially after discovering Chu Zhen's tight body, this joy was instantly magnified infinitely.

"You only have this kind of virtue." Monkey King didn't show mercy at all.

How could Chu Zhen have the mood to quarrel with Sun Wukong? Although his body was tense at this moment, his mind was completely in a state of ecstasy.He just glanced at Sun Wukong, then covered his forehead with the back of his hand, and said in a low voice: "Brother, please let me sleep for a while, and wake up when the boat docks..."

Before Chu Zhen finished speaking, Sha Wujing suddenly walked in with a small jar in one hand: "Eldest Brother, Second Senior Brother, I just caught a 'blessing golden auspicious fish'."

Bless the golden auspicious fish?

What the hell name?

Xiangyu?

fish! ! ! ! ! !

Chu Zhen was shocked and got up suddenly, but before he could stop him, Sha Wujing had already fished out a golden auspicious fish from the tank: "Look!"

Then because Sha Wujing took the tail of the fish, probably because the fish was too wet, the golden fish swung its body and flew out of Sha Wujing's hand.

And by coincidence, the fish flew onto the chest of Chu Zhen who had just stood up!

Suddenly, the sky thundered!Mars hits Earth!

next second————

Hearing a crisp "dong", Chu Zhen rolled his eyes, passed out simply and neatly, and became a sleeping beauty once and for all!

Sha Wujing: "..."

Sun Wukong: "..."

After a long time, Sha Wujing, who was stunned, came back to his senses. While putting the fish back into the tank, he asked Monkey King: "Eldest senior brother, second senior brother... why did he suddenly faint?"

Sun Wukong looked at Chu Zhen who had completely fainted, and thought of his expression when he found the fish on his chest just now. Although he couldn't stop laughing in his heart, he still maintained the seriousness that a senior brother should have on the surface.

He coughed lightly, thought for a while, and said, "Probably because your second senior brother saw that you caught a blessed golden auspicious fish, so he fainted from excitement..."

"Oh, so it's like this!" Sha Wujing nodded half-understanding, then looked at the fish in the fish tank, and said with a little regret: "The woman said that blessing the golden auspicious fish will bring blessings. Luck, can bless the fisherman and his family, but the premise is that the fisherman must put it back within a quarter of an hour after catching the fish. So after the second senior brother wakes up, I am afraid that he will see I can't see the fish anymore... He fainted from excitement when he saw the fish just now, and when he wakes up and doesn't see the fish, he might be so sad!"

At the end, Sha Wujing even let out a sigh.

Seeing this, Sun Wukong almost couldn't hold back the expression on his face.

But at this moment, Tang Seng walked in with some anxious strides: "Wukong! Bajie! Wujing! The customs spy is gone!"

Sha Wujing was startled, and hurriedly asked: "Master, why did this good thing suddenly disappear?"

"As a teacher, it's really hard to understand! I originally put the customs clearance spy in my sleeve, but I touched it just now, but found that it was gone!" Tang Seng shook his head vigorously: "It's really weird!"

Monkey King asked: "Did it fall on the road?"

Sun Wukong and Chu Zhen walked in the front on the road, so they didn't know the situation of Tang Seng and Sha Wujing.

"It's very possible!" Tang Seng clapped his hands, and then suddenly realized: "When I was reciting a poem just now, I really felt something slipping from my sleeve."

"Hey! It's my master's carelessness!" Tang Seng was quite annoyed.

"Then I'll look for it now, be careful." After Monkey King finished speaking, he disappeared from the stern of the boat.

After Monkey King left, Tang Seng noticed Chu Zhen lying on the ground with a rather pale complexion.

"Wujing, what happened to Bajie? Why did he suddenly faint when he was fine?"

So Sha Wujing repeated what Sun Wukong said to Tang Seng.

After hearing this, Tang Seng knelt down and looked at Chu Zhen who was in a coma, and sighed with concern: "I see Bajie like this, my master, he doesn't seem to be in a very good condition, and I don't know when he will wake up."

Hearing the words, Sha Wujing also knelt down to look at Chu Zhen, and found that Chu Zhen's face was pale and his lips were a little chapped. After thinking for a while, he said, "Master, I'm going to fetch a spoonful of water for the second senior brother. The water in this river is clear. It's clean, just enough to moisten the lips of Second Senior Brother."

Tang Seng also saw Chu Zhen's slightly chapped lips, and suddenly felt that what Sha Wujing said was reasonable, and he didn't think too much about it, so he nodded, "Go."