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"You...you..." Tang Seng's cheeks were filled with blood, and his tongue was trembling with anger. He said "you" several times, but he couldn't utter a complete sentence, obviously because he was very angry.

"Master, don't get excited!" Sha Wujing wanted to step forward to appease Tang Seng, but Bai Huasu pulled the end of the rope so hard that his body could not move.

"Amitabha, the world is going down! The world is going down!" Tang Seng finally found his language.He frowned, and kept saying: "Bajie, Wukong, how can you two do such things, not to mention that you are both men, this is simply insulting the Buddhists! This is... this is breaking the sex precepts." Breaking the sex ring! No way! No way!"

Chu Zhen: "..."

Sun Wukong: "..."

The corners of Chu Zhen's mouth twitched slightly, and he looked at Sun Wukong, who was pressed under him with a disheveled face, and stood up silently from him.

After straightening out the clothes that had fallen to her shoulders, Chu Zhen looked at Tang Seng, met his master's eyes that were about to get angry, pursed his lips, and said as sincerely as possible: "Well... Master, if I say that we are doing Will you old man believe in the exchange and discussion of melee combat?"

"I..." Tang Seng opened his lips, but he finally swallowed what he wanted to say. He glanced at Monkey King who got up after Chu Zhen, and frowned slightly, as if he was thinking about the truth of what the second apprentice said. sex.

But at this moment, Sha Wujing saw the wine jug dropped on the ground beside him, and asked very puzzled, "Why is there a wine jug there?"

"Jug?!!" Tang Seng was shocked, and when he saw the wine jug rolling down on the ground not far away, the blush that had just fallen on his face surged up again in an instant, and he scolded Monkey King and Chu Zhen with hatred : "You two villains! Not only did you break the sex precept, but you even broke the fast!"

Chu Zhen glanced at Tang Seng's face as red as a giant tomato, then at Sha Wujing who was unaware, and couldn't help but roll his eyes.

Oh, Junior Brother Sha, you are really a natural black who suffered a thousand knives ╮(￣▽￣)╭ While Chu Zhen was sighing, Monkey King moved a few steps to the left at random, and then pretended to be inadvertent, but actually With lightning speed, he quickly kicked the restricted-grade painting of women on top of men on the ground into the blind spot where Tang Seng and others couldn't see it.

After doing this, he raised his eyelids slightly, and glanced at Tang Seng and the others lightly.After realizing that they didn't notice his actions, the slight embarrassment between his brows dissipated instantly, and he returned to the calm look that a stern male god should have, as if nothing had happened Same.

However, no matter how you look at his series of actions, it feels a bit like a kid who has made a mistake and destroyed his body in order not to be discovered by his parents.

I want to cover it up!

Seeing Sun Wukong's serious face, Chu Zhen half-closed his eyes and smiled, "Brother Monkey, you can always refresh my understanding of you."

Sun Wukong gave him a sideways look and decided to ignore it.

However, Chu Zhen's words just now drew Tang Seng's attention to Monkey King.

"Wukong! As a big brother, how can you mess around with Bajie! Even... still... still... alas!" Tang Seng couldn't say the following words, he could only express his anger in his heart with a sigh, and looked at Monkey King. It's like Sun Wukong made some heinous and unforgivable big mistake.

In fact, in the eyes of Tang Seng at this moment, this is indeed the case.

Sun Wukong's lips were tight, and he neither refuted nor affirmed Tang Seng's words. He just turned his head to one side, pretending that he didn't hear anything, and simply left the matter to Chu Zhen.

Seeing this, Tang Seng frowned immediately, and turned to look at Chu Zhen: "Bajie, tell me, what is going on with all this! Let's see if I have wronged you two as a teacher!"

"Okay," Chu Zhen shrugged, glanced at the silent Monkey King, hooked the corner of his mouth, and raised a slight arc, ready to say frankly: "Master, what you said is indeed..."

However, before he finished speaking, Sun Wukong, who had turned his head far away, suddenly turned his head and gave Chu Zhen a wink. Of course, his facial expression remained unchanged.

Chu Zhen raised his eyebrows, then took over what he had just said and continued: "Master, what you said is indeed...something is wrong. The big brother and I just discussed it purely just now, and this wine was also made by us during the discussion. flipped."

Chu Zhen spoke nonsense in a serious manner, staring at Tang Seng with a pair of eyes sincerely, bright and distinct in black and white. At this moment, it is easy to give people an inexplicable sense of conviction.

So Tang Seng hesitated again, "Is this really true?"

Before Chu Zhen could answer, Bai Jing, who had been acting as the background, finally interrupted unbearably, "Enough!" She said with a cold face, "You guys talk a lot of nonsense! Shut up!"

At the same time as the words fell, the secret room suddenly became quiet.

At this moment, Sha Wujing seemed to have remembered something serious, and immediately said to Sun Wukong and Chu Zhen: "Second Senior Brother, Second Senior Brother, Master and I were almost at the gate of the city, but this female monster suddenly came after me. I was not strong enough, so I was bewitched by this female monster, and finally I was tied up together with my master!"

"This female monster even gave us a chronic poison!" Sha Wujing's tone was filled with annoyance and embarrassment, obviously blaming himself for not being as powerful as the female monster.

Chu Zhen and Sun Wukong both knew about Sha Wujing's strength.After all, Sha Wujing used to be the curtain-rolling general of the Heavenly Court. Although he was an idler who did not need to use force and only lifted the curtain for the passing gods, he was also a person in the heavenly realm who successfully cultivated Taoism.

Judging from Sha Wujing's expression when he said this, the female monster should have crushed Sha Wujing with overwhelming strength.It can be seen from this that this monster named Bai Jing has profound Taoism.

While Chu Zhen and Sun Wukong were looking at her, Bai Jing was also looking at Chu Zhen and Sun Wukong.

Her pair of phoenix eyes have no warmth, and there is a bit of hostility between her brows, and her voice is cold and piercing: "You are the disciples of Buddhism, but your words are nothing! What's more, you miss the appointment first, and you hurt the princess of our country later! If I didn't find out Something's wrong, I'm afraid I'm going to be fooled by you hypocritical Buddhist villains!" When she said the last sentence, she gave Tang Seng a cold look, and the undisguised disgust and sarcasm in her eyes shot straight into Tang Seng's eyes. fundus.

Tang Seng was startled, and suddenly felt ashamed: "Amitabha, the poor monk and disciples have no choice but to make such a bad plan."

"Why explain! If you do it, you've done it!" Bai Jing's expression became more and more disgusted.

Chu Zhen said, "Say it straight, what do you want?"

Bai Jing sneered, her eyes fell on the fainted Bai Huasu, but she said to Chu Zhen: "I think it's so rare that you don't know?"

"Since there is no wedding ceremony, then we should continue. If not..." Bai Jing gave Tang Seng and Sha Wujing a meaningful look, and a strong evil spirit flashed in the depths of her eyes.

Chu Zhen sneered: "Are you threatening me?"

Bai Jing raised her chin very proudly, revealing her fair and delicate collarbone, her expression was cold and gorgeous: "So what."

"Your master and junior have both been poisoned by me. The skin of the poisoned person will turn black and fester at first, and then slowly the bone marrow will shrink and melt, until finally it becomes a puddle of corpse water. And this poison..." She intentionally After a pause, he slowly opened his mouth: "Only I can cure this poison. If you don't follow suit, even chronic poison... can relapse in an instant."

Chu Zhen raised his eyelids: "So?"

Bai Jing frowned, as if she was very dissatisfied with Chu Zhen's unaffected lazy attitude.

"You think highly of yourself." Sun Wukong said lightly.

When Bai Jing heard this, her pupils shrank suddenly, and when she was about to speak, there was a loud commotion outside the secret room.

Immediately afterwards, there was the sound of metal friction from weapons colliding with each other, and the anxious shouts of soldiers——

"The fire is getting bigger and bigger!"

"Go over there and put out the fire!"

"Go and protect His Majesty!"

"Turned into a monster!"

"Don't let the eldest princess pass!"

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In the entire secret room, except for Bai Huasu who was still asleep, only Tang Seng was a mortal body.As a result, the shouts of the soldiers outside the secret room could be clearly heard by everyone except Tang Seng.

The words 'on fire', 'monster' and 'rebellion' appeared many times.You don't need to think about it, you can guess how chaotic it is outside at the moment.

Bai Jing's brows were tightly frowned, and the expression on her face changed unpredictably with the shouts outside, until she heard the eldest princess Bai Hua crying Kui Mulang's name sadly, she couldn't help it anymore.

She glanced at Bai Huasu, who was still asleep, and after thinking for a short while, kicked Tang Seng and Sha Wujing away, turned around and ran towards the exit of the secret room.

And what happened next seemed unexpected, but in fact it was logical.

The course of the matter is not complicated, but it is full of strange coincidences——

The yellow-robed monster, Kui Mulang, one of the four wood birds, turned into a handsome man and attended the wedding banquet of Zhu Bajie and the second princess with Bai Huashuo.However, when Wang Hong, the general of Baoxiang Kingdom, offered a toast to the lord, he drank the wine instead to show his filial piety as a son-in-law. However, this Wang Hong had a rebellious heart, and the wine he toasted was added with "seasoning" .If the king drank this wine, he would become a fool, but when he was replaced by Kui Mulang, he aroused the animal nature in him and made him lose all his humanity.

As one of the 28 constellations, Kui Mulang was born with supernatural power. Even if he became a monster in the lower realm privately, his mana would not decrease but increase.The destructive power of Kui Mulang's madness is absolutely irresistible to the soldiers of Baoxiang Kingdom. In addition, General Wang Hong took the opportunity to create chaos. Even if Bai Jing went to help later, the situation could not be improved.

It was as if everything was prepared for Chu Zhen and his four masters and apprentices.It was not the soldiers of Baoxiang Kingdom or Bai Jing who stopped Kui Mulang, but Sun Wukong.As for the person who quelled the premeditated rebellion, it was Chu Zhen.

In the end, the Heavenly Court sent people to take back Kui Mulang who had descended to earth without permission, and the Lord of the Insurance Kingdom ordered Wang Hong to be put in prison.

If Chu Zhen hadn't pretended to be married to Baihuasu, Kui Mulang and Baihuasu would not have attended the wedding, and naturally the series of events that followed would not have happened.

This seemingly dramatic development is a necessary ending carefully arranged by the chess player.

Kui Mulang was originally trying to get together the difficult chess pieces. Now that he has completed the task, he should return to the original position of the chess pieces.

The crisis in Baoxiang Kingdom originated from the four masters and apprentices, and it was finally terminated by the four masters and apprentices.

Until he left the gate of Baoxiang Kingdom, Chu Zhen still felt a subtle sense of unreality.

It's like a passionate general going to the battlefield. He planned to do a good job at the end, but found that the battle had just begun, and the enemy was already exhausted and fled in a hurry.

Obviously things started off so greasy and tedious, but when it was supposed to end perfectly, it ended in a hasty way.

This so-called 'difficulty', some things involved in it, made Chu Zhen have to think deeply.

"Second Senior Brother, if you walk a little further, you will be in the Confucian Fantasy Kingdom."

At this time, Sha Wujing suddenly interrupted Chu Zhen's thoughts.

He looked at Chu Zhen, with some doubts on his brows: "You said that after the second princess gave us the antidote, why did she specifically emphasize that the Confucian Fantasy Kingdom is a very magical and special country? And still facing you Emphasize with Big Brother."