[Journey to the West] Bajie Weight Loss Manual

The first thing Sun Dasheng saw after waking up was the narrowness in Chu Zhen's eyes.

When he realized that he was half lying on Zhu Bajie's body, and at the same time his lips were pressed against Zhu Bajie's lips, Sun Dasheng, who had always been nimble and responsive, stopped his brain operation for an instant.

Chu Zhen's lips and teeth smelled of strong wine, which became moist and hot because of Monkey King's previous licking.

The touch on the lips was something Sun Wukong had never touched before. It was soft and warm, mixed with the strong aroma of wine and the entangled and anxious breath, which invaded Monkey King's brain bit by bit, causing him to feel a strange emotion inexplicably. At the same time, his thoughts became a little messy.

Chu Zhen directly pushed Sun Wukong away, sat up and wiped off the water lag on his lips with his sleeves, tilted his head and admired Sun Wukong's expression with interest, and let his clothes open to reveal his fair chest.

The fact is that Chu Zhen didn't think it was worth caring about being kissed by the drunk Monkey King.Although he did feel a little weird and uncomfortable the moment Sun Wukong's lips came together, but it was only for a moment, and the emotions at that moment were almost all caused by surprise.

Who is Chu Zhen?If he just blushes with embarrassment or has a rapid heartbeat after being kissed by the drunk Monkey King, then he will not be called a "rogue Zhen" by those bad friends.

After all, no matter how he used to be, he was considered a master in love with a lot of skills in teasing girls, but Monkey King's mouth-to-mouth contact is completely like a green apple that has not yet opened, and it is not even considered a girl in the strict sense. a real kiss.

When you meet Chu Zhen, you will undoubtedly see the big witch, three words --- very tender!

Rather than caring about the kiss that wasn't a kiss at all, Chu Zhen wanted to see Monkey King's face as unpredictable as a palette.

Sun Wukong rubbed his temples vigorously, and for some reason, his face turned blue and white.

"You..." He opened his lips, wanting to say something, but in the end he only uttered one sound.

"Hey, brother monkey, don't you remember what you did just now?"

"I..." Sun Wukong paused, his eyes glanced at Chu Zhen's chest, which was obviously a wedding dress that had been torn apart vigorously, pursed his lips, and asked as much as he could, "What did I do?" At the same time, his eyes quickly swept across Chu Zhen's lips, and his tone sounded a little guilty no matter how he heard it.

Chu Zhen smiled abnormally, this monkey seems to be a fragment ╮(￣▽￣)╭

It's so brave!

Although he thinks that Sun Wukong's physique of getting drunk as soon as he gets drunk is very strange, and it is simply inexplicable that he suddenly wakes up.But this does not prevent him from wanting to tease Sun Wukong at the moment.

After all, the way he was restrained and helpless just now was simply too cowardly!

No matter what, he will win a round!

"Eldest brother, in the short period of time when you don't remember anything, you have successfully broken the fast and lust."

"Did you see that?" Chu Zhen pointed to Bai Huasu who was fainted on the ground, "The second princess was the one who beat you hard."

"And these..." Chu Zhen pointed to the messy secret room again: "These are also the masterpieces of your drunkenness."

"Drunkenness?" Sun Wukong frowned, his eyes obviously showing disbelief: "Why don't I have any impression at all."

Chu Zhen smiled: "There are many things you don't know!" As he said that, he picked up the torn fabric of the wedding dress on the ground, and deliberately dangled it in his hand: "You also tore it."

While speaking, with the shaking of Chu Zhen's hand, the clothes that were slightly loose due to the loss of the placket fell directly to his shoulders.

In the slightly dark secret room, there was only candlelight flickering slightly, and the dim candlelight seemed to have dyed Chu Zhen's chest into an ambiguous ivory white.

Months of exercise have reduced the fat on his body, and the lines from the collarbone to the chest are very beautiful, and the outline outlined is tough and restrained, powerful but not overly ostentatious.

The two points on the chest are also looming with the inclination of the clothes.Coupled with Chu Zhen's frivolous and cynical smile at the moment, whether it's the upwardly raised corners of his mouth or the slightly raised arcs of the corners of his eyes, there is a bit of a monstrous feeling.

Sun Wukong's face froze, and then his ears felt hot, and he looked away uncomfortably.

When Chu Zhen saw this, the smile on his face grew stronger.

Well, this innocent and embarrassing little daughter-in-law should be the correct way to open Monkey King.

"Eldest brother, you keep talking nonsense when you're drunk, and you keep calling me husband." Chu Zhen didn't draft the lie at all: "You insist on me calling your wife, but I didn't, you He planned to force the overlord to bow his head, threatening to dedicate himself to me——”

"Dedicated to me" Chu Zhen deliberately dragged the sound very long.

Sun Wukong suddenly became embarrassing!After embarrassing, his face became darker and darker.

Chu Zhen glanced at Sun Wukong's face as dark as Bao Gong's at the moment, and his eyes became narrower and narrower, fearing that the world would not be chaotic, and said: "Eldest brother, you really can't be crazy about drinking, just now you still want Take my clothes off and volunteer.”

"See that painting that fell in the corner? That's right, it's the one where the woman goes up and the man goes down," Chu Zhen motioned Sun Wukong to look at the painting he commented on when he was drunk, and said nonsense in a serious manner: "Just now you prepared Fight me according to the riding posture in the painting!"

"Impossible!" Sun Wukong denied without thinking.After seeing the alternative male-female copulation posture on the mural that fell aside, he was startled, shook his head violently, as if in self-hypnosis, and emphasized one after another: "Impossible! Absolutely impossible!"

However, the obviously raised volume gave an inexplicable illusion of a dead duck's mouth.

"Why is it impossible?" Chu Zhen stood up and smiled very awkwardly: "Otherwise, how can you explain that you just lay on top of me?"

Thinking about the posture of the two of them just now, Monkey King pursed his lips and remained silent.

"I can't speak anymore," Chu Zhen became more and more proud. He walked up to Monkey King, stretched out his index finger and touched his lips on purpose, narrowed his eyes slightly, and leaned his face towards Monkey King, listening at a distance of less than five centimeters from the other party. Next, lower your voice and say leisurely: "I've already kissed you, do you still want to admit it?"

Warm breath sprayed on Sun Wukong's face, with a hint of sultry tenderness.A flash of relief flashed in Sun Wukong's eyes, and he subconsciously took a few steps back. Then he thought of something again, and his face instantly changed into a constipated expression as if he had eaten green feces.

Chu Zhen reckoned that Sun Dasheng was having a very intense self-contempt in his heart at this moment—spit on himself, the majestic Monkey King would be embarrassed because of Zhu Bajie ╮(╯_╰)╭After realizing this, Chu Zhen originally Afterwards, the depression caused by the savvy Monkey King also dissipated.

"Don't tell me."

At this time, Sun Wukong suddenly said something without beginning or end.

Chu Zhen raised her eyebrows, deliberately pretending to be stupid, and said, "I can't understand what you are talking about, senior brother."

Sun Dasheng was angry: "I can't tell!" At the end, he felt that it was not enough, so he deliberately added: "What you said just now, whether it is true or not, you are not allowed to tell anyone!"

"why?"

"There's no reason!" Sun Wukong frowned, and there was a hint of shame in the depths of his eyes: "Just you and I know!"

Chu Zhen shook her head: "I refuse."

"Obviously you have already broken the fast and lust, but you still don't allow me to say, big brother, you are a dictator, a typical example of relying on the old to sell the old. This is not good!"

Sun Dasheng: "..."

Although he can understand and understand, but now he really wants to strangle this stupid pig to death (д)!

"I don't know who has been calling me my husband just now, and chasing after me saying 'you are so handsome, my grandson is going to give you monkeys'~" Chu Zhen said in a loud voice. Sun Wukong saw it more clearly, and he held his hands in front of his chest in the shape of a Xizi.

This product is really flat! ! ! !

At this moment, Sun Dasheng suddenly had the urge to hit Chu Zhen hard on the forehead.

And in fact, he did.

"You idiot! You just want to be beaten!" Sun Wukong raised his golden cudgel unbearably with sullen face, and hit Chu Zhen with a whimper.

"I've become angry from embarrassment~" Chu Zhen said while avoiding chaos, "Brother, you are jumping over the wall in a hurry!"

"To shut up!"

Sun Dasheng snarled very rarely, and his movements became more and more rapid.

So——

The already messy room became even more messy. The nine-toothed rake and the Ruyi golden cudgel collided in the air and made a screeching sound. The battle was so intense!

"Boom—————"

A monkey and a pig fought more and more vigorously, and they fought... The weapons were suddenly thrown aside, and the two of them rolled on the ground, directly turning into a hand-to-hand fight.

Chu Zhen's legs tightly clamped Monkey King's feet, his right hand blocked Monkey King's attack, and his left hand clenched his fist and quickly punched Monkey King in the face.

Sun Wukong tilted his head back, his sharp fist grazed his jaw, and for a moment, a hot pain came from his jaw.

His eyes froze, and taking advantage of the moment when Chu Zhen retracted his fist, he rolled over with lightning speed and pressed Chu Zhen under him.

Both hands skillfully restrained Chu Zhen's hands, Sun Wukong glanced at Chu Zhen's forehead, and suddenly parted his mouth into a devilish smile.

Chu Zhen was shocked to understand what Monkey King meant in an instant, but it was too late.Because in the next second, Sun Dasheng raised his noble head and slammed it hard at Chu Zhen's forehead.

With a sound of "Boom!", when the foreheads collided, the sound was so loud that it resounded throughout the secret room!

Immediately afterwards, Chu Zhen roared almost madly: "Sun Wukong, are you a fucking idiot!!!"

At the same time as he finished shouting, Chu Zhen felt his eyes glistening, his head dizzy for a while, and the Monkey King in front of him seemed to be split in two.

Even so, his deep-rooted fighting instinct still allowed him to react quickly at the moment Sun Wukong slackened due to his roar.Turning over and suppressing Monkey King, Chu Zhen successfully reversed the postures of the two.

And at this moment, the secret door of the secret room was opened vigorously from the outside with a "squeak".

Bai Jing, who was supposed to be guarding outside Bai Huasu's room, came in, followed by Tang Seng and Sha Wujing who were tied up with ropes.

Chu Zhen pressed on Monkey King with disheveled clothes, and grabbed Monkey King's collar with his hands. The open skin on his chest was slightly reddened by the fierce fighting.Sun Wukong frowned slightly, and put his hand on Chu Zhen's shoulder to check and balance.

It was obvious that the two were competing with each other, but because of the ambiguous candlelight, messy clothes and the way they looked at each other, they had changed in the eyes of others.

Sha Wujing blinked, with a confused expression on his face: "Eldest Senior Brother, Second Senior Brother, are you two in... the wedding ceremony?"

Tang Seng was so angry that his voice was trembling: "You...you..."