[Journey to the West] Bajie Weight Loss Manual

Since Sun Dasheng's pounce was too sudden and his speed was never faster than before, this caught Young Master Chu off guard. Although he dodged, he still couldn't outrun the flying Sun Wukong.

At the moment when the bodies of the two came into contact, Young Master Chu felt as if he had received a super-large moving weight. The huge impact made him have to take a few steps back, so that by coincidence, The back just touched the stone wall of the secret room.

Monkey King and Chu Zhen were about the same height, and now he was hugged by Monkey King, and their bodies were tightly pressed together, with almost no gap between them.

The warm breaths of the two intertwined in the small space, forming a strange and slightly ambiguous atmosphere.

Behind him was the cold stone wall, in front of him was Monkey King's magnified handsome face, and on his waist was Monkey King's hot and powerful hands. This posture was as thick-skinned as Chu Zhen, and he really felt a bit of embarrassment and annoyance.

After all, the cool and tyrannical flirting skills of 'Bi Dong' should be used by him, Chu Zhen, on others, instead of being the target of 'Bi Dong' like now!

The most important thing is that this object is still an innocent monkey who has been laughed at by him for countless times? ! !

oh!It was thunder rolling from the sky!

Thinking of this, Chu Zhen's mood suddenly changed. He grabbed Monkey King's wrist very rudely, and then pushed it outward, trying to keep Monkey King's monkey paw away from his waist.

However-----

Playing drunk crazy, Sun Dasheng's force value and self-willed value are absolutely overwhelming, and other attributes are also several times higher than before.At this time, Sun Dasheng was barely covered with the four characters 'Su Po Tian Ji'.

Sun Wukong completely ignored Chu Zhen's movements and let Chu Zhen exert his strength. The hand of the Great Holy Lord on his waist did not move even a bit, but it tended to become tighter and tighter.

Chu Zhen was angry: "Remove your monkey paw!"

"Reject!" Sun Dasheng shook his head violently, then turned his face to Chu Zhen, looking at Chu Zhen quietly with his eyes.

Monkey King's eyelashes are not curled, but they are very long and thick.Because of this, when he slightly lowered his eyelids, the ink-like eyelashes half covered his eyes, making his originally pure eyes more deep and constricted by the long and narrow shadow cast under the eyelids. When looking at the past, there is an illusion of affectionate style that makes people unconsciously indulge in it.

At this moment, when any other person is looked at by Sun Wukong with such eyes, he will feel a thrilling feeling of palpitation.

It's just that if this object is a "rogue Zhen" who claims to have both high EQ and IQ, everything will naturally be different.

Meeting Sun Wukong's gaze, Chu Zhen was initially taken aback, and then looked disgusted.This look is exactly the same as Sun Dasheng's expression after being molested by him in the past, as if he had eaten shit.

The reversal of the scenes just proved a good sentence----30 years in Hedong and 30 years in Hexi!

You will have to pay it back sooner or later~

It seemed that Chu Zhen's deflated expression pleased Sun Wukong. He rolled his eyes, put his lips close to Chu Zhen's ear with a smile, opened his lips slightly, and said a few words very affectionately: "Daughter-in-law, you are disobedient."

While speaking, his warm and hot breath came to Chu Zhen's ears, and his slightly low voice because of drinking wine was like a secret whisper between lovers, mixed with a faint fragrance of wine, Little by little, it poured into Chu Zhen's ear socket, pulling out traces of ambiguity and charm.

Chu Zhen shuddered subconsciously, but not because of shyness, but because she was frightened by such a Monkey King.

It's too bloody for the innocent monkey to become a master of love in seconds after being drunk!

Chu Zhen explained in a soft tone as much as possible: "Brother Monkey, senior brother, Sun Dasheng! I am your second junior brother Zhu Bajie, our master Tang Seng and your third junior brother Sha Wujing are about to leave the city now, we must hurry there to meet them And will……"

It was rare for Chu Zhen to be patient once, and told Sun Wukong selectively the ins and outs of the incident and the reason why they appeared in Baihuasu's basement.

Sun Wukong rested his chin on Chu Zhen's shoulder, tilted his head slightly and put his face close to Chu Zhen's neck, and sniffed gently with the tip of his nose.Warm breath sprinkled on Chu Zhen's fair neck, until goose bumps appeared on his skin, and then Monkey King smiled and said, "Daughter-in-law, you really know how to make up stories."

Who the hell makes up stories! ! !

_(:3」∠)_

Looking at Monkey King sticking to his body like a bullshit plaster, Chu Zhen felt like he was in a cocoon for the first time in his life.

If he had known that Sun Wukong looked like this when he was drunk, he would never have thrown such a cool grand sage into the jug without itching.

Seriously! ! !

Chu Zhen was regretting, but Sun Wukong's face suddenly deviated from Chu Zhen's neck, and his lips slowly moved to Chu Zhen's collarbone, and there was a tendency to go down more and more.

Ok?

Um! ! ! ! !

"What are you doing!" Chu Zhen grabbed Monkey King's hair and tore his head away from a little below his collarbone.

The hair was grabbed by Chu Zhen, and Sun Wukong was in pain. Facing Chu Zhen's eyes that were about to spit fire, he frowned, and said as a matter of course: "Didn't my old grandson say that you should carefully check whether there is any such thing on you?" This mark, daughter-in-law, if you are disobedient, you should be punished."

What?

oh! shit! ! !

Chu Zhen grabbed Sun Wukong's hair tightly, and couldn't help but swear: "I told my mother that I'm not your daughter-in-law! You have to make me say it several times! Damn it! You are mentally retarded!"

Sun Wukong: "..."

Chu Zhen put down his hand holding Sun Wukong's hair, gave him a blank look, and said impatiently, "Hurry up and get off my body!"

Sun Wukong narrowed his eyes dangerously: "Daughter-in-law, you have successfully angered my old grandson."

I wipe! ! ! !

In fact, this monkey has read so much small words that he is possessed by the domineering president!

However, sighs are sighs, but Chu Zhen's actions and reactions are not affected in the slightest.Just as Monkey King's hand was about to touch the hem of his clothes, Chu Zhen quickly grabbed Monkey King's wrist and challenged him neatly——

"Do you dare to have a duel with me that only belongs to men!"

This voice can be said to be magnificent, resounding like a bell, and powerful!

"Oh?" Sun Dasheng paused, raised his eyelids, and signaled Chu Zhen to continue.

"Let's compare the speed. If you don't use somersault clouds, whoever reaches the gate of Baoxiang Kingdom first will win, how about it?" Chu Zhen said.

Hearing the words, Sun Wukong lowered his eyes slightly, and his eyes fell on Chu Zhen's hand holding his wrist. After a few seconds, he raised his eyes and uttered a few words: "My grandson refuses."

??(◣д◢)??!

For Mao qaq!Why should Mao refuse? ! ! !

Please don’t be self-willed, please _(: 3」∠)_

As if he knew what Chu Zhen was thinking, Sun Wukong sneered coldly: "Don't be silly daughter-in-law, my old grandson has already seen through your scheme. You want to trick my old grandson out of the city, and then you will give me a complete inspection of your body." Flick away."

"As witty as my grandson, how could I let you succeed!" Sun Wukong had a noble and glamorous expression on his face.

This is almost like wearing a bow tie on the chest and saying 'there is only one truth' ←_← Anyway, Sun Wukong doesn’t listen, Chu Zhen’s temper also came up, "So you just want to take off Lao Tzu’s clothes, right! "

Sun Wukong nodded solemnly: "That's right."

"What the girl said just now made my grandson feel very uncomfortable, so I have to confirm it now."

"Are you an idiot!" Chu Zhen was amused, and threw off Monkey King's paw: "It's not me that Bai Huasu said."

"It's not you?" Sun Wukong frowned, his lips pursed slightly as if he was thinking.

Chu Zhen said, "Isn't this nonsense?"

"I, Zhu Bajie," Chu Zhen pointed to himself, "You, Sun Wukong," he pointed at Sun Wukong again, "The two of us are brothers and sisters, and Sha Wujing is added, the three of us are Tang Sanzang's apprentices , is a monk who is going to the West to learn scriptures. As for Baihuasu, I have only known her for a few days." Finally, in order to increase credibility, Chu Zhen added: "Believe me, I am really not familiar with her." .”

Sun Wukong ignored the first half of what Chu Zhen said, his pretty brows were slightly raised, and his voice was a bit aggressive: "If you are not familiar, you will marry that girl in a wedding dress? If you are not familiar, will you marry that girl?" Is the baby bridal in such a secret room?" Speaking of this, he paused for a while, then suddenly smiled and said: "Daughter-in-law, you are teasing me."

Huh... Chu Zhen almost spat out a mouthful of old blood.

Who the hell made fun of you! ! !

In just a few minutes, Chu Zhen burst into foul language several times more than before.

Why does the monkey's thinking jump so much when it's drunk?This is simply dead logic! ! !

"Daughter-in-law, don't make unnecessary struggles." Sun Wukong supported Chu Zhen's shoulders with both hands, and imprisoned Chu Zhen between the stone wall and his chest. His eyes were as bright as a super big light bulb of [-] volts.

"No matter what, my old grandson must take off your clothes today and check them carefully!" Sun Wukong's tone was full of excitement, and at the same time as he finished speaking, his hand moved to Chu Zhen's chest at lightning speed. attack.

This time Chu Zhen was well prepared. One second before Monkey King moved his claws, he flashed his figure and quickly moved to the right. He jumped five meters away from Monkey King.

Chu Zhen smiled, stretched out his index finger, and eight darts appeared in his hand instantly.

Seeing this, Monkey King said with an inscrutable expression: "Daughter-in-law, you are still too naive." After saying that, he tore off four hairs and blew them gently in the palm of his hand.

moment---

Four clones of Monkey King appeared in front of Chu Zhen in a row.

"..."

Oh shit!This is completely cheating!

Chu Zhen couldn't calm down anyhow when he met Sun Wukong's overly smug gaze.

One-to-five, damn it, is he challenging the limit!

Chu Zhen looked at Monkey King warily, keeping his body in the best response state.

But the next second...

The four "Monkey Kings" suddenly touched the backs of their heads and smiled shyly at Chu Zhen, like a big girl getting on the sedan chair for the first time, and shouted two words in unison, timidly and naively: "Daughter-in-law!" ——”

In an instant, thousands of grass and mud horses galloped past Chu Zhen's mind, whirling up dust and sand all over the ground.

Looking at the Sun Dashengs who were walking towards him in a surrounding posture, the corner of Chu Zhen's mouth twitched, thinking whether he needed to cooperate, and said "Ya 蠛蝶~"