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Chu Zhen looked at Sun Dasheng whose cheeks were flushed abnormally, and asked with some uncertainty: "Brother, are you... all right?"

"..." Sun Wukong didn't answer, he shook his head vigorously in an attempt to wake himself up, but because of the alcohol, his originally sharp and clear eyes became a little confused.

He raised his eyes slightly, and his out-of-focus eyes scanned around, and finally fixed on Chu Zhen, who was two meters away obliquely in front of him.

Chu Zhen frowned suddenly, and her bad premonition became stronger.

Isn't this monkey really drunk? ! ! !

As the Great Sage Equaling Heaven, how could his drinking capacity... be so low?

Not scientific!

Sure enough, he miscalculated...

It's a pity to lose that pot of good wine, Chu Zhen sighed a little.

"Eldest brother, do you still know who I am?" He asked again.

Hearing the words, Sun Wukong raised his eyelids, his pale golden pupils seemed to be covered with a thin layer of mist, and the deepest part of his pupils was like a gurgling black stream of water.He stared at Chu Zhen quietly, frowning, as if carefully identifying who the speaker was.

After a few seconds, he opened his lips slightly, "You..."

The next second, he suddenly stopped talking.

Chu Zhendun felt a little surprised, and when he was about to speak——

"I see..." Sun Wukong suddenly realized, and then he didn't know what to think of, and his frowning brows relaxed.

With a perfect and handsome male god face, the corner of his mouth suddenly hooked up, and he gave Chu Zhen a very idiotic smile.This smile, paired with those crescent-like eyes, made Chu Yi feel stupid no matter how he looked at it, but at the same time, he felt a novel feeling.

After all, it is not common to see Monkey King with a mentally handicapped face and a harmless appearance!

If you have a mobile phone, you can take a photo of the monkey in its current state, take three consecutive shots of surprises, and then turn it into a dynamic screensaver for your mobile phone. This will definitely ward off evil spirits!

Chu Zhen touched his chin and thought heartlessly, with a smile on his face, his eyes were full of mischief and narrow-mindedness.

However, at this second, Sun Wukong opened his thin lips lightly, and spit out a few words that made Young Master Chu's smile stagnate instantly——

"I see, you are my new wife."

what? ! ! !

daughter in law? ! ! ! ! !

Chu Zhen almost choked his throat with a mouthful of old blood. This sentence was like a lightning bolt, and the thunderbolt instantly split Chu Younger into scorched skin, how could he be caught off guard!

This monkey is not pretending to be drunk and deliberately punishing him! ! !

However, this thought only flashed through Chu Zhen's mind, because the next second, Monkey King who was standing there suddenly opened his arms, like a kid who found colorful candies, and he was so pissed. Running towards Chu Zhen.

"..." Chu Zhen frowned suddenly, what's going on!

"and many more!"

Chu Zhen immediately stretched out his hand forward, and made a pause gesture with the palm facing outward, successfully making Sun Dasheng, who jumped out of the way, stop half a meter away from him.

Facing Sun Dasheng's slightly displeased eyes because he was blocked, Chu Zhen raised his eyebrows and said, "Do you know who you are?"

Hearing this, Sun Wukong immediately put away the slightly idiotic smile before, and his expression immediately became serious.His chin was raised slightly, revealing his well-shaped collarbone. The arc from his neck to his chin was lean, restrained and rigid, like an unsheathed sharp sword, enough to shock, but also enough to dominate.

However, when he opened his mouth in the next second, the cool and domineering atmosphere of the king of 'Tianliang Wangpo' just created collapsed in an instant——

I saw the great sage saying arrogantly in his cold and pleasant voice: "I am the cave master of the Huaguo Mountain Water Curtain Cave, the Monkey King Qitian Great Sage Sun Wukong!"

The moment the words fell, there seemed to be a bright golden light bursting out from all over Sun Wukong's body, almost blinding Young Master Chu's eyes.

"Quack——————"

At this moment, it seemed that a flock of crows flew past Chu Zhen's head.

"How much is this?" Chu Zhen pursed her lips, and made a one-to-one comparison with her index finger.

Sun Wukong frowned slightly: "Daughter-in-law, do you think my grandson is a fool? Asking such a simple question."

Chu Zhenmo, why did he suddenly have the illusion that things were getting more and more troublesome?

Sun Wukong opened his mouth: "Daughter-in-law——"

The corner of Chu Zhen's mouth twitched: "I'm not your wife!"

"How could it be..." Sun Wukong's cheeks were dizzy, he looked at Chu Zhen's red wedding dress, he stroked his hair, and suddenly became embarrassed: "Daughter-in-law, don't you despise my old grandson?" You are too shy to let you wear gold and silver, eat well and sleep well?"

After Sun Wukong finished speaking, he didn't know what he thought of, his eyes suddenly lit up, and with a slight movement of his hand, a shiny tight hoop instantly appeared on his hand.

"This is the tiara that I have worked so hard to get," he looked at the surprised Chu Zhen, with a look of shame in his eyes, like a young boy in love coaxing himself to make trouble With a temper like a lover, she lowered her tone and said dotingly: "I'll give it to you right now, don't you want to get angry with me again and say that you are not my daughter-in-law, okay?"

"What a fart!" Chu Zhen looked disgusted.

What does this monkey look like?And where is this coaxing tone of a little girl singing?

Calling the tight hoop a headgear, Master Guanyin will cry if he knows it!

Although he already knew that the tight band cannot restrain Monkey King, Chu Zhen really didn't expect that Monkey King could take off the tight band at will.

Monkey brother, you are such a dick, did they make Tathagata Buddha and Guanyin Bodhisattva!

Seeing that Chu Zhen was silent, Sun Wukong thought he was still losing his temper, so he said softly, "Daughter-in-law, don't be self-willed."

your sister!

Who is capricious? Hey!

"I'm your second junior brother Zhu Bajie," Chu Zhen rolled his eyes, "Who the hell is your wife!"

"See?" Chu Zhen pointed to Bai Huasu, who was obviously planning to watch a good show, "Only a woman can be a wife. You are just drunk, why do you look like you have epilepsy!"

"What is epilepsy?" Sun Wukong asked.

"That's not the point."

"Really..." Sun Wukong nodded half-understood, then looked in the direction Chu Zhen pointed, and saw that Bai Huasu was also dressed as a bride in red, so he asked Chu Zhen: "Then she is my old lady?" Sun's daughter-in-law?"

"You are a monk, what a wife!"

Chu Zhen didn't expect that Sun Wukong was usually a serious and innocent monkey, but when he drank, he started calling his wife.

How wonderful it would be if Tang Seng knew about Monkey King like this.In fact, if it wasn't for the fact that the time and place were not allowed, Chu Zhen really wanted to tease such a Monkey King.

"I see," Sun Wukong saw Bai Huasu looking at him with disgust, so he turned his gaze to Chu Zhen again.He didn't know what he was imagining, and after a few seconds of silence, he suddenly said: "You must be an idiot who is unfeeling and careless. When my old grandson went back to Huaguo Mountain to see the children, you sneaked up with me." This woman got married, and now she is about to be caught and raped by my grandson."

Baihuasu: "..."

Chu Zhen is embarrassing.

Great Holy Lord, it's a pity that you don't talk about family ethics and bitter dramas, your ingenious talent qaq!

Didn't you just drink a little wine!Those who didn't know thought that you had also been assimilated by Bai Huasu's dual personality, and that your IQ was simply fluctuating.

Baihuasu's room is closed except for a secret door. They should be right under Baihuasu's palace now.Chu Zhen couldn't see what was going on outside, so she could only estimate the time roughly. It was about ten minutes after they came down the stairs.

It doesn't make any sense to go on like this.

"Brother Monkey, we should go."

Sun Wukong shook his head: "No hurry." After a pause, he said again: "My old grandson, I want to take a good look at the place where you have a private meeting." Then, he clasped his hands behind his back, like a husband returning from a business trip. Like inspecting his wife's bedroom after home, he really started to inspect the surroundings in a decent manner.

Chu Zhen: (д)!

Dare to feel that this monkey got into the show even more after drinking wine!

Monkey King stopped in front of a mural, and looked at a painting hanging on the wall with a pair of eyes very seriously. At that time, he frowned and showed his face at times. Those who didn’t know thought he was admiring a painting of great value. What about the landscape paintings!

And the fact...

Chu Zhen followed Sun Wukong's gaze to look at the painting hanging on the wall. In the painting, a man and a woman are having fun in the boudoir on a grassy field. In modern terms, it is a field battle.More importantly... this man and woman's carnival posture is different from the traditional men on top of women in this era, but in the riding posture of women on top of men.

The woman's hair was half-draped and she was completely naked. She was sweating profusely from the intense affair. The sweat stuck a few strands of hair to her shoulders. Her legs were wide open and she was riding on the man's body. Squinting, blushing, as if moaning in pleasure.Compared with the naked woman, the man in the painting only has his upper body naked, exposing his strong and fit abdominal muscles. The man's hair crown has not been removed, his hair is not messy and frizzy, his handsome face is tense, and he is concentrating on the things in front of him.

Even if this kind of thing is regarded as a restricted level in modern times, it's no wonder that the innocent holy man who doesn't know the relationship between men and women will be refreshed in his worldview.

Just when Chu Zhen thought that the Great Sage was about to start chattering again, Sun Dasheng suddenly opened his mouth and commented quite seriously: "This woman is not as good-looking as that man."

In just a dozen or so words, Sun Dasheng gave himself a perfect summary of the results obtained after watching for dozens of seconds.

Chu Zhen: "..."

Who can tell him why things are developing in an increasingly weird direction? !

Why is Monkey King so different after being drunk?This kind of contrast between before and after is simply unacceptable!

Sun Wukong didn't know what Chu Zhen was thinking at this time, the current Dashengye was like a curious baby, looking around in this room, his expression was so excited~ "Daughter-in-law, what's the use of this?" Got it?" Sun Wukong suddenly picked up a whip on the stone table as if he had discovered some new continent.

This whip is as thick as a grown man's thumb, except for the handle, the rest of the whip is full of sharp and small spikes.

Chu Zhen glanced at the whip in Monkey King's hand, and said according to Monkey King's previous words: "You are not a fool, don't you know what the whip is for?"

While studying the whip in his hand carefully, Sun Wukong replied: "My grandson always thinks this whip has another purpose."

This time Chu Zhen didn't pay attention to Sun Dasheng, he turned around and walked directly to a wooden frame to stop, ignoring Bai Huasu's lingering eyes with admiration and a little anger, shamelessly placed weapons in the middle layer and started Pick and choose.

When he first came here, he found that although there were many tools in this room, there were also many weapons such as high-quality daggers, darts, or spears.Although he already has a nine-tooth rake, the rake is too big after all, and sometimes it needs some small and sharp weapons, so it is more convenient to move.

Chu Zhen had no pressure to tie up the master and then take the master's weapon in front of the master.

Seeing that Chu Zhen ignored him, Sun Wukong put down the whip and was about to speak when Bai Huasu, who had been silent all the time, suddenly said, "The other use is naturally for men and women to have fun in bed, and the pleasure is more intense when the whip hits the body. "

Bai Huasu spoke ambiguously on purpose, with a hint of fascination in his tone.

Monkey King listened, and after several seconds of silence, he pointed to another neatly placed candle and asked, "What are these for?" His voice was several degrees lower than before.

"These..." Bai Huasu paused, narrowed his eyes, and said slowly: "Light these candles, and then drip the wax on his body bit by bit, making his body tremble slightly because of the hot spot." , Let his skin deeply imprint the marks of your love, this is both the ultimate joy and the ultimate stimulation..."

Bai Huasu's second personality is obviously an expert in this area. Sun Wukong's questions seem to have opened up her chatterbox.

I don't know whether it was unintentional or intentional, but the "he" in Bai Huasu's words did not specify who it was, and it was just because of this that it was enough to arouse people's infinite imagination.

After listening to Bai Huasu's words, Sun Dasheng's originally pleasant face suddenly became stiff, and it was getting darker and darker.

Just when Bai Huasu spoke with gusto, Sun Dasheng frowned, and said coldly: "Enough!"

At the same time as the words fell, he raised his right hand, and a sharp red light like a crescent moon and a sword shot out from between his arms, piercing through the void, and with a swishing sound, Bai Huasu who hadn't reacted instantly was stunned.

This action happened too fast, from the moment Sun Dasheng made his voice until he knocked Bai Huasu unconscious, it took less than 30 seconds.

After Chu Zhen chose a very well-made and sharp dagger, he turned around and saw the unpredictable expression on Monkey King's face.

Sun Wukong's handsome face was tense, flickering against the light of the candlelight, his originally pale gold pupils now turned into bottomless depths, separated by a thin layer of water vapor, the pupils were the deepest There was a flash of emotion.

This kind of Sun Wukong didn't look like a drunk person's expression at all. If it wasn't for the blush on his cheeks and the mist of drunkenness in his eyes, Chu Zhen really doubted that Sun Wukong was actually sober.

Now like this—————

In the dimly lit room with weak candlelight, all kinds of ambiguous entertainment tools, and the restricted-rated picture of men and women entangled with each other on the mural, a strange and charming atmosphere suddenly permeated.

After a few seconds of silence, Sun Wukong spoke first, and said very angrily: "Daughter-in-law, my grandson is angry!"

Chu Zhen frowned, what the hell?

"My old grandson wants to check carefully to see if there are any traces on your body!"

At the same time as the words fell, the Great Holy Lord rushed over directly, with fast speed, great strength, and accurate target!

"Oh!"

At the moment when Sun Dasheng hugged him, Chu Zhen had only one thought. It turned out that after the monkey got drunk, it took a while to buffer before it started to go crazy qaq