[Journey to the West] Bajie Weight Loss Manual

What is there a saying called———

It is tolerable and unbearable.

As an unruly and unruly Monkey King who once made troubles in the Heavenly Palace, seeing Chu Zhen in front of him with an even more exaggerated smile, the Great Sage blew up.He snatched the flour from Chu Zhen's left hand and threw it at Chu Zhen without saying a word.

"Boom!" Flour hit Chu Zhen on the shoulder.

next second————

The Flour War officially kicked off.

The white flour is flying in the air as a companion, and the whole room is floating gracefully~~~ [Innocent flour lying on the gun os: The two uncles are so cruel!Please don’t play with Xiaosheng _(:з」∠)_] “Boom! Bark! Bark! Bang!”

[The flirting and flirting between the couple is really annoying!Flour cried and made a serious complaint: no love, no harm! ] After 1 minute, all the flour was sprinkled and fell to the ground and turned gray. Two snowmen stood opposite each other.

[Flour collapsed and waved: Loved it!goodbye! ]

Chu Zhen shook her head and shook the flour all over her body.

He looked at the messy dining room, and then took another look at his black and white clothes, feeling a rare regret.

Alas, playing too much.

"As a senior brother, why can't you be more humble to me, your junior brother?" Chu Zhen said brazenly.

How thick-skinned!

Sun Dasheng was well aware of the gap between the two in this regard, so he tactfully changed the subject, "What should we do now?" He glanced around, obviously asking how this mess would end.

"Of course, steam the buns first." He was hungry at first, but he was even more hungry after making a fuss.

The flour you kneaded before should have risen.

Chu Zhen walked to the stove, grabbed a large piece of swollen flour and began to shape it.

Sun Wukong quickly cleaned himself up, walked up to Chu Zhen, and watched him pinch the steamed buns curiously.

Chu Zhen's hands are very fair. After losing weight for more than two months, unlike the baby fat on his face, his hands are barely slender.At this moment, under the influence of candlelight, the white and delicate hands looked unexpectedly harmonious with the white flour.

but……

and many more----

"Aren't steamed buns square?" Sun Wukong asked suddenly.

"Who told you that steamed buns must be square." Chu Zhen didn't raise her head, her eyes were focused on the movements of her hands.

Soon, a round outline of a human face was squeezed out in his hands.

The appearance of Monkey King in the 86 edition of Journey to the West automatically appeared in his mind. Chu Zhen made a tight band on it, drew eyes, nose, mouth, and finally did not forget to make thin lines on the face and forehead. Streaks like wrinkles.

"Okay," Chu Zhen put the squeezed human-face steamed buns into the pot for steaming steamed buns. At the end, she still sighed, "What a beautiful Monkey King!"

Hearing the words, Monkey King suddenly looked disgusted, pointed to the fine lines and said, "What are these?"

Chu Zhen glanced at Monkey King, and after a while, he uttered two words: "Monkey hair."

"Monkey hair? You are also called monkey hair!" Sun Dasheng was once again refreshed in his outlook on life.

next second————

"I'll pinch one too." Sun Wukong was eager to try.

However, when he reached for it...

"Crack!" Chu Zhen opened Monkey King's hand and said with disgust, "Don't make a mess."

Sun Dasheng was furious, directly ignored Chu Zhen, and quickly grabbed a piece of flour at a speed invisible to the naked eye.

"Look at mine." He said, walked to the side and squeezed it in style.It seemed that in order not to let Chu Zhen see, he turned around on purpose, leaving only his back.

Chu Zhen: "..."

Why did he suddenly have the illusion that a child snatched back the toy confiscated by his mother ←_← ignored Sun Wukong, and Chu Zhen quickly pinched Sha Wujing, the younger brother of Sha, and Tang Seng, the master.

After putting the two 'steamed buns' into the pot, Chu Zhen turned his head and glanced at Monkey King who was still making drums by himself, "Brother Monkey, have you kneaded well?"

"Come on." Monkey King didn't turn his head, but the movements of his hands accelerated a lot.

Chu Zhen raised her eyebrows, picked up the lid of the pot hanging above the stove and covered the pot, then squatted down and started a fire with the wood.

Don't ask him why he doesn't use spells. Using spells consumes energy. Use spells to light fire on such trivial things.In Chu Zhen's words, skills such as spells are reserved for pretending to be aggressive, and they should be restrained when there are no outsiders, so as not to be wasted.

"Okay." Sun Wukong turned around at this moment, held the masterpiece that he had been working on for a long time with both hands, and said, "Does it look like you?"

I wipe!Chu Zhen looked at the 'steamed bun' in Sun Wukong's hand, and in an instant, a mouthful of old blood gushed out, almost choking her throat!

Who the hell can tell him about the big ear in the monkey's hand!Squint!Pig nose!Who is this idiot-looking guy? ! ! !

Especially the nose, even if his real body is a pig now, he doesn't need to pinch the nostrils so thickly as a wrist, right?

How the hell is this a pig?This is obviously an alien monster!

Looking at those two big nostrils, at this moment, the pig song suddenly echoed in Chu Zhen's mind——

pig!You have two holes in your nose~

You still have a runny nose when you have a cold~

Oh, what a painful realization!

All of a sudden, the sky thundered, and First Young Master Chu was hit hard by an arrow in the knee.

Seeing that Chu Zhen didn't speak, Sun Dasheng opened his mouth and smiled, and asked again excitedly: "Does it look like it?"

Chu Zhen rolled her eyes: "Where does it look like? You don't have eyes!"

Hearing this, Sun Wukong's mouth curved a little wider: "Then do you want more?" He asked, with a little teasing and joking in his eyes.

Need?

How can it be! ! ! ! ?

This monkey pinched the alien completely distorted his handsome appearance!

This is simply intolerable!

Can't stand it!

I can't...let's bear with it!

next second...

Chu Zhen lifted the lid of the pot, raised his chin, and said four words very naturally: "Put it in the pot."

This is definitely not his counsel ╮(╯_╰)╭

After all, all the flour has been sprinkled, and there is only a little left, which cannot be wasted.

You know, waste is shameful!

Ever since, on this dark and windy night, the two figures passed through the sweet-scented osmanthus tree one after the other and returned to the room quietly.

Sun Wukong walked in front, and when he opened the door to enter, Sha Wujing, who had already gone to sleep, was sitting on the stool at the moment, with a little worried expression on his face, as if he was waiting for the two senior brothers.

Chu Zhen came in after Monkey King. He had a 'pig mantou' in his mouth and held three mantou in his hand, namely 'monkey mantou', 'tang mantou' and 'sha mantou'.

This is truly a rewarding experience!

Sha Wujing looked at Chu Zhen, then at Monkey King, and saw that the clothes and hair of the two were covered with a lot of flour, and they both looked embarrassed.

He stood up, swallowed his saliva, and after a little deliberation, he said with some uncertainty: "Second Senior Brother, Senior Senior Brother, you two just..." He paused: "Did you go to rob?" ?”

Robbery?

The two were silent.

In the end, it was Chu Zhen who broke the silence. After swallowing Monkey King's strangely shaped buns, he walked up to Sha Wujing and handed the 'Sha buns' to Sha Wujing.

"What is this?" Sha Wujing took the steamed bun with a confused expression.

"You'll know after a while." Chu Zhen said, pouring herself a cup of tea with her free hand.

Sha Wujing stared at the mantou carefully for several seconds, and then suddenly realized: "This is me?"

"Handsome." Chu Zhen picked up the tea and drank it down.

Sha Wujing touched his head and smiled embarrassedly.He looked at Chu Zhen, and when he saw the 'Tang Steamed Bun' that Chu Zhen was about to bite down, his eyes suddenly lit up: "Second senior brother, are you the master of this steamed bun?"

"Ok?"

Chu Zhen was about to bite the 'Tang Mantou' for a while, when he saw Sha Wujing's bright eyes staring at the 'Tang Mantou' that was about to be eaten by him, his eyes almost rushed over.Suddenly the corner of his mouth twitched, he had to put down the steamed bun, and asked, "Do you want it?"

"Well, I'll take it to the master." Sha Wujing smiled very honestly.

Chu Zhen felt a little surprised and unconsciously looked at Sha Wujing a few more times.Unexpectedly, he, Junior Brother Sha, cared so much about Tang Seng, he could be regarded as thinking of Tang Seng everywhere.

He has been in this world for almost three months, and it's not too long to say long, and it's not too short to say short.

As for Sha Wujing, in his previous cognition, Sha Wujing, as the rolling curtain general of the Heavenly Court, was demoted to the lower realm just because he accidentally broke the Jade Emperor's glazed cup.

You must know that the glazed cup is just an ordinary utensil in the heavenly court, but the rolling shutter general was condemned by God for accidentally breaking a wine glass, which is a bit unreasonable.Perhaps because of this, Sha Wujing later became a monster who ate passers-by in Liusha River.

The Buddhist beads hanging around Sha Wujing's neck are actually the bones of Tang Seng's nine previous lives.However, in this life, at least in Chu Zhen's view, Sha Wujing was very loyal to Tang Seng in the tenth life.

What's more, after more than two months of getting along, Chu Zhen could feel that the Sha Wujing who was standing in front of him was indeed a very wise and honest person.

"Take it." Chu Zhen handed the 'Tang Mantou' to Sha Wujing.

"Thank you, Second Senior Brother." Sha Wujing took the steamed buns, and after thinking of something, he said again: "By the way, Second Senior Brother, I have already put the groom's dress sent by the Lord on your bedside. The master asked me to pass the word that tomorrow You and the senior brother should cooperate well, and don't spoil the business just because of a moment of mischief."

"Don't worry." Chu Zhen waved his hand.

After Sha Wujing entered, only Chu Zhen and Monkey King were left in the outer pavilion of the room.

Chu Zhen deliberately turned her body to face Sun Wukong, and under Sun Wukong's surprised gaze, she bit off the ear of 'Sun Mantou' in one bite, making an intoxicating chewing sound on purpose while eating.

"..." Sun Wukong held his forehead weakly.

When Chu Zhen saw this, there was a little smile on the corners of his eyes and brows, and he ate even more vigorously.

Under the candlelight, his lips opened and closed as he chewed, and when he bit the mouth of 'Sun Mantou', Sun Dasheng didn't know what to think, and a strange blush suddenly appeared on his face.

This blush was very faint and fleeting, followed by a look of eating shit.

The author has something to say:

Thank you, Lei of Watermelon Frost~ Meme~

On how a pig draws out the wild nature of a monkey←_←

Scenario A——————

Bajie: Bite off your mouth with one bite~

The Great Sage covered his lips: Rogue!

Scenario B——————

Bajie: Bite off your mouth with one bite~

The Great Sage sneered: Finished the chicken?

Hey, hey... I'm actually very pure_(:з」∠)_