[Journey to the West] Bajie Weight Loss Manual

The night is dark and windy, which is a good time to commit crimes.

In the silent night, under the shadow of the trees where the moonlight could not reach, two sharp figures flew past one after the other.

Although Baoxiang Kingdom is a small country, it can be considered a rich country because of its fertile land and abundant resources.As the supreme ruler of this country, the palace where the king of Baoxiang Kingdom lives is naturally extremely gorgeous, and the entire palace is even more spacious and extraordinary.Chu Zhen wandered around several times before finding the dining room.

Glancing at the locked door of the dining room, Chu Zhen went around to the window on the right side of the door, looked at the window that was more than ten meters high above, and was about to jump up when he was suddenly stopped by Monkey King.

"Are you really going to break your fast?"

Under the dark and deep night, Chu Zhen couldn't see the expression on Sun Wukong's face clearly, and could only vaguely feel that the other party frowned when he asked this question.

"Why not?" Chu Zhen asked back.

A silence answered him.

No need to think about it, he also knew that Sun Wukong must have a face of disapproval at this moment.

After weighing the difference in strength between the two at this time, First Young Master Chu wisely decided to use his mouth to escape.

"Isn't there a saying that wine and meat will wear the intestines, and the Lord Buddha will keep them in his heart? Master, as monks, as long as we have Buddha in our hearts, the formal things are not so important."

Chu Zhen seduced the great saint solemnly: "Besides, isn't Buddhism all about doing things according to one's heart, nature, and fate? We can't stick to a certain unchanging dead rule, but seek a flexible truth. And flexibly apply this truth to our lives..."

"You went astray." Sun Wukong suddenly interjected indifferently.

Chu Zhen: "..." It really is a monkey that has become a genius, it's not easy to fool.

"To put it simply, like those flowers growing on the cliffs, each flower is colorful and gorgeous, and they have their own growth footprints. From the moment of budding and swaying branches, life is endowed with different significance……"

The corner of Sun Wukong's mouth twitched imperceptibly: "Get to the point!"

"Well, the point is that this meaning is like the explorer who dared to climb the rock found those flowers, just like Bajie who was hungry and needed to eat found the dining room!"

"Finished?"

Chu Zhen nodded: "Well, it's over."

"Go back when you're done talking." Monkey King stretched out his hand, making a gesture to pull Chu Zhen.

Chu Zhen noticed something, and hurriedly dodged away, crossing her hands and making a cross: "I resist!"

Sun Wukong frowned: "Don't play tricks!"

"Who's playing tricks!" Chu Zhen rubbed her stomach, acting like a little girl was wronged, and said in a long voice, "It's obviously you who abused my stomach."

vomit!

For a moment, Sun Dasheng, who had piercing eyes and completely regarded night as day, suddenly had the urge to vomit.

With a flash in Chu Zhen's eyes, she took advantage of the gap and quickly jumped into the dining room from the window.His gaze quickly swept around the dining room, and he precisely fixed on a roast chicken hanging above the stove.

Jumping, reaching out, Chu Zhen pulled the roast chicken neatly.

The greasy feeling on the palm made Chu Zhen feel like crying happily.It has been almost three months since he came from this world, and he has never eaten a single meal of meat, which really makes him aggrieved a lot.

Although a large part of the reason before was because he wanted to lose weight, but now he is not so fat, it should be okay to eat a chicken... right?

In fact, he didn't really intend to break the fast at first, he just wanted to tease Monkey King, but now seeing the chicken queen emitting bursts of fragrance, he is indeed a bit greedy.

I'm so hungry, I can't hold it anymore_(:з」∠)_

Chu Zhen swallowed, and when he opened his mouth to bite down, suddenly a gust of wind whistled from his ears.

??(◣д◢)??!The monkey!

Dodging Sun Wukong's stick attack, Chu Zhen hugged the chicken with both hands, looked at Sun Dasheng warily: "What are you doing!"

Sun Wukong glanced at the glistening roast chicken, and could feel the greasy feeling even from a distance.Seeing Chu Zhen's protective face again, he felt dumbfounded for an instant.

"Put the chicken down." His tone was gentle.

"Impossible." Chu Zhen was extremely firm about this.

"Really," Sun Wukong smiled suddenly, and the golden cudgel quickly spun into a flower shape in his hand.

"What do you want!" Chu Zhen looked at Monkey King warily.

Sun Wukong's eyes narrowed slightly, his lips parted slightly, and he said word by word: "You, say, what?"

At the same time as the last sound fell, Monkey King moved, and at a speed that Chu Zhen could never keep up with, he knocked the fat chicken in his hand away.

Seeing the roast chicken flying out in a parabola, Chu Zhen jumped and grabbed the roast chicken's leg.

so close!

Before Chu Zhen could breathe a sigh of relief, the other leg of the roast chicken was grabbed by Monkey King.

Chu Zhen frowned: "Put down my chicken!"

"Not your chicken."

"..."

Why does this sound so awkward!

Chu Zhen paused, and decided to omit the word 'chicken'.

"Put it down." Chu Zhen tugged at her.

Monkey King also tugged at himself: "Don't let go."

"Give it back to me." The strength in Chu Zhen's hands deepened, and he pulled again.

"No." Sun Wukong also increased his strength.

"Not yet!"

"not return!"

The two just tugged and pulled, refusing to back down.

There was only a sound of "呲啦", and the two chicken legs were torn off abruptly.

The fat chicken without legs just flew up in a parabola again during the dispute between the two.

This time, the fat chicken directly jumped over the window more than ten meters high, and flew towards the wider world outside the window like an angel with broken wings!

The two looked at the chicken legs in their hands, and then looked up at each other. For a while, they were silent to each other.

However, the two didn't have too much time to look at each other. The second after the roast chicken flew out of the window, there was a sudden cry from outside the dining room: "Oh! Who? Who is sneaking up on me!"

Chu Zhen: "..."

Sun Wukong: "..."

"Hey, roast chicken? How could there be roast chicken, or roast chicken with a broken leg? Could it be that someone ate it secretly in the dining room!!!" The man seemed to suddenly understand, and then shouted: "You, you, and you, The three of you follow me into the dining room to have a look at the situation, you, you, you, the three of you are responsible for guarding outside, and the rest continue to patrol."

"Yes! Guard Li!" All the soldiers said in unison.

Guard Li held a torch and pushed the door in. He walked in the front and scanned the surroundings very carefully, only to find that there was no sign of anyone except the two chicken legs that fell on the ground.

"You three search it carefully again." He said to the three people who followed behind him.

After a few minutes……

"Guard Li, we haven't found anyone."

Hearing this, Li Huwei frowned, and there was a hint of doubt in his tone: "It's really weird."

He picked up the two chicken legs on the ground, held them in his hands and looked at them several times: "Could it be that the chicken really broke its legs and grew into wings to fly out?" Li Weiwei was quite puzzled.

When two of the three soldiers heard what Li Wei said, they opened their mouths wide in surprise. Their mouths were so wide open that they could easily stuff any egg into it.

"Guard Li, why didn't you say that its soul turned into a butterfly and flew away, and then its body accidentally kissed you?"

He was the youngest of the three soldiers who spoke. This soldier looked about fifteen or sixteen. When he said this, he stared at Li Weiwei like an idiot.

Chu Zhen lay between the cabinet and the roof. Because of the torch, he could clearly see the expressions of Guard Li and the three soldiers below.Listening to the young soldier's words, Chu Zhen covered her mouth to hold back her laughter, because the dissatisfaction that the only two remaining chicken legs were knocked off by Monkey King dissipated a lot in an instant.

At this time, Sun Wukong, who was lying beside Chu Zhen and leaning against his body, also had a slight smile on his face.

After Li Huwei and the three soldiers left, Chu Zhen and Sun Wukong looked at each other silently.With their eyes facing each other, the monkey and the pig realized that they seemed to be too close to each other, so close that they could even hear each other's shallow breathing clearly.

Hot air sprayed on the cheeks, and the breath was entangled in the small space.

Sun Wukong has golden eyes, even in the dark night, he can see everything around him clearly.Chu Zhen was so close to him that he could even clearly see Chu Zhen's long eyelashes fluttering slightly.

Compared with Monkey King, Chu Zhen is much inferior.He couldn't ignore the law of darkness and invisibleness like Sun Dasheng did. At this moment, he could only vaguely see Sun Dasheng's outline, but he couldn't clearly see the changes in his expression.

It was also because of this that Sun Dasheng, amidst extreme embarrassment and a little bit of inexplicable embarrassment, mercilessly...kicked down Chu Zhen who hadn't realized it.

"……!!!!!"your sister!

Why is he kicking all of a sudden without even saying hello?

This is really not the slightest bit of worry, nor the slightest bit of defense!

Chu Zhen gestured her middle finger to Monkey King, and before falling to the ground, she rolled back and stood up with her hands on the ground to stabilize her figure.

Due to the fact that his hands were on the ground, his hands, which were slightly greasy from grabbing the roast chicken, were now even more covered with dust on the ground.

Unhurriedly picked up the handkerchief on the stove and wiped his hands, Chu Zhen pulled the curtain aside to cover the window, and then lit the candles on the table.

The reddish-yellow candlelight instantly illuminated the dining room.

He said to Monkey King who jumped down: "If I don't eat tonight, it may affect the implementation of our plan tomorrow."

Sun Wukong was silent, and after a few seconds, he asked, "What do you want me to do?"

"Hey, do you see it?" Chu Zhen raised his chin, and motioned Sun Dasheng to look up to the left: "There is a bag of flour there, which can be used for steaming steamed buns."

"Then?" Monkey King looked Chu Zhen up and down: "Are you going to do it yourself?"

"No..." Chu Zhen corrected: "It's not 'you', but 'we'."

"Us?" Sun Wukong sneered: "You can do it?"

Chu Zhen rolled his eyes at him: "I've never eaten pig...chicken, haven't I seen a chicken run away?"

After Chu Zhen finished speaking, she ignored Sun Wukong, but excitedly tore open the flour bag, poured the flour into the bowl used for kneading the dough swiftly, rolled up her sleeves, poured water and started kneading the flour.

This series of actions took Chu Zhen less than a minute.

Although Chu Zhen used to be a young master, after all, he grew up in the compound of the military region, and later joined the special forces.The environment in the army is naturally not as good as outside, and it is not an exaggeration to say that the conditions are difficult.Ten fingers not sticking onion water is not at all close to Chu Zhen, he can still cook some basic dishes.But these, of course, he couldn't tell Sun Wukong.

Although Chu Zhen's movement of kneading flour is not too proficient, he still has a good look, and his posture is enough.

Sun Wukong stared at Chu Zhen curiously, as if he had discovered some new continent.

"Don't be stupid there, come and help." Chu Zhen urged.

Sun Dasheng raised his eyebrows: "Are you sure?"

"Don't dawdle! If you are a man, come and help!"

Now Sun Dasheng stopped talking, but walked over and rolled up his sleeves, and imitated Chu Zhen's way of reaching out to knead the flour.

"and many more----"

Chu Zhen stopped him suddenly, met Sun Wukong's suspicious eyes, and asked uncertainly: "You just grabbed the chicken leg with your hand, did you wipe it clean?"

Sun Wukong looked down at his hands and nodded: "It's wiped clean."

"When?" Chu Zhen suddenly had a bad feeling.

Sure enough, Sun Wukong's next sentence came true——

"When I kicked you down," Sun Wukong said with a little anxiety in his eyes, "I wiped your back by the way."

Chu Zhen was startled, and looked back at her back, and sure enough, she saw a greasy handprint on the left and right sides of her waist.

Because Chu Zhen was wearing black clothes, at this moment, the handprint was even brighter under the flickering lights.

Sun Wukong raised his clean hands to Chu Zhen, opened his mouth and smiled lightly: "Thank you."

Chu Zhen: "..."

This is simply unbearable!

Chu Zhen suddenly hooked his fingers at Monkey King, and smiled very brightly and harmlessly: "Come closer, I will tell you a secret."

Sun Wukong looked like an idiot: "Do you think I'm a fool?"

Depend on!This look is too flat! ! !

but……

Chu Zhen smiled suddenly, and suddenly grabbed a large handful of unused flour with his right hand, "呵..." quickly swept forward———

I saw a large piece of flour floating in the air like white snow.

Although Sun Dasheng had noticed something, but because the distance was too close, he barely avoided the most secret point.As a result, Sun Dasheng's face, hair, and clothes were unfortunately covered with fluffy white flour, and his whole body seemed to be rolling in a pile of flour.

I saw that the original handsome face of the great saint was almost half covered by flour, the thick black eyelashes turned white, and the lips seemed to be covered with a layer of white lipstick.

"Pfft!" Chu Zhen laughed unceremoniously. While laughing, he still did not forget to tease: "Brother Monkey, you have never been as handsome as you are now in my heart! Really!"

The author has something to say:

Bajie: Put down my chicken (??д??)

The Great Sage glanced down: I didn't take your chicken ╮(╯_╰)╭

Oh, I'm so shy~ (covers face)~