[Journey to the West] Bajie Weight Loss Manual

Seeing that the two apprentices were honest, Tang Seng relaxed his frowning brows, and finally showed a satisfied smile on his face.

He endured the soreness in his waist, and once again made a Buddhist salute to the lord of Baoxiang Kingdom, and said sincerely: "Let the lord laugh at you, the poor monk, these two disciples are really stubborn and ignorant, the lord You have a lot, so you won’t be fussy with these two apprentices. Suddenly, the poor monk will punish these two apprentices severely, Amitabha.”

The so-called stretching out his hand and not slapping people with smiling faces, Tang Seng's words are full of sincerity, and the ruler of Baoxiang Kingdom can't blame him any more, that would make him seem too stingy as the ruler of the kingdom.

However, although the lord of the country did not blame much, he did not give Tang Seng any good looks.

After all, being a teacher for one day is a father for the rest of your life, it's your fault not to be a godfather!The lord of the Baoxiang Kingdom directly attributed all the reasons to Tang Seng.

"Your Majesty, the matter of customs clearance..." Tang Seng was interrupted by the king before he finished speaking. He waved his hand and said sharply: "This matter is not for discussion. If your second apprentice does not marry me Daughter, all of you are not allowed to leave here." He spoke unconsciously with an orderly tone of no rejection.

"Oh! I'll go!" Chu Zhen was unhappy, and just as he was about to stand up, Sun Wukong grabbed his wrist: "Don't cause trouble."

Chu Zhen raised his eyebrows when he heard the words, glanced at Sun Wukong's hand holding his wrist, and said jokingly: "The crotch is dry? How does it feel to be cold and cold?"

??(◣д◢)??!Another poke at the anger point of your great saint!

Sun Dasheng's hand tightened: "Stupid pig, do you want to do it again!"

Seeing this, Sha Wujing quickly persuaded: "Calm down." There was a trace of helplessness in his tone: "Eldest senior brother, second senior brother, you two, don't cause trouble for the master!"

Junior brother Sha, the crazy nurse! ←_← Despise it!

Chu Zhen moved his wrist: "Are you still not letting go?"

Sun Dasheng shook off Chu Zhen's hand, sat up straight and ignored him, out of sight.

Chu Zhen gave Sun Wukong a sideways look, and said something strange: "Like a little girl!"

Oh shit!For the first time, the Holy Father had the urge to swear.

This pig just needs cleaning up! ! !

"Ahem..." Tang Seng covered his mouth with his hands and coughed softly, and gave Chu Zhen and Monkey King a warning look.

Why are these two apprentices not letting him worry at all right now!

At this moment, Bai Huasu, who was sitting beside the king, smiled indifferently. She had always noticed the interaction between Chu Zhen and Monkey King.After seeing Chu Zhen's hooligans, instead of feeling disgusted in her heart, she liked them even more.

At some point, she knew that she had another personality.This personality is very different from hers, and she doesn't like herself like that because it's too domineering.

After her sister Bai Huaxie married her brother-in-law, she heard from Bai Jing that her sister was very happy.From that time on, she began to fantasize about what kind of Ruyi Lang she would marry in the future.Is it a tall, handsome, fierce and powerful young general?Or an elegant, talented and talented young man?

It wasn't until the moment when the four eyes met at the entrance of the main hall that she realized that none of those so-called fantasies were real.What she likes is the one with a nice voice but a bit of a hooliganism under the main hall...the monk.

But so what if he is a monk?Isn't liking means you should pursue it boldly?

There are wood in the mountains and branches in the wood, and the heart is happy and the king does not know.

She did not allow herself such sorrow.

Falling in love with a monk at first sight sounded unbelievable, but her beating heart told her that this feeling was real.

Since I like it, how could I let it go like this...

In a flash of thought, Bai Huasu leaned into her father's ear and whispered a few more words.

After the king heard this, he tapped the tip of Bai Huasu's nose affectionately with his fingertips, and his words were full of love and indulgence: "Everything is according to you, as long as the baby girl is happy, the father will depend on you for everything."

After finishing speaking, he turned his eyes to Chu Zhen under the main hall, changed his serious look instantly, assumed the posture that a king of a country should have, and said in a deep voice: "For my daughter's sake, I will give you one day Take time to think about it, and tell me the answer in a day, whether three people go to learn scriptures, or all of them stay here."

The king's words gave the four masters and apprentices enough time to think about it. Since they can't face each other head-on, they can only find a way.

Ever since, the four of them returned to the place where they lived last night.

"Apprentices, what do you think of this!" Tang Seng paced back and forth in the room in a hurry, and the cassock on his body slipped a little because he was too impatient.

If they don't leave Baoxiang Kingdom, how can they go to the West to seek scriptures!He came from the Great Tang Dynasty in the Eastern Land, and now the journey of learning the scriptures has just begun, so how can he stagnate in this kind of place!

Sha Wujing followed Tang Seng, carefully paying attention to the master's waist so that the master would not twist his waist because of being too anxious.

"Master, as the saying goes, there is no unparalleled road. The first senior brother and the second senior brother are now trying to find a way. Don't worry, we will get the customs clearance certificate and leave Baoxiang Kingdom."

In fact, at this moment, the only one who is thinking of a solution is the big brother Sun Wukong.And the fuse and the culprit of this bloody incident, is taking a cup of tea and tasting it leisurely.

Chu Zhen didn't expect that the tea from Baoxiang Kingdom would unexpectedly appeal to him.It does not have the bitterness of ordinary tea, but has a slight sweetness in the fragrance, which is quite good as a drink.

Sun Wukong leaned against the eaves of the door, his eyes slightly drooping as if he was thinking.The smooth black hair was meticulously tied up with a hair crown, revealing the handsome and clear facial features.The sun shines from his side, and the thin halo outlines the outline of his side face. Every stroke is like the ink painting carefully drawn by a calligrapher and painter. It should be soft but it is more rigid. It seems that the whole person All smelled of sunshine.

Oh, what a Monkey King~

Chu Zhen swallowed her tea in one gulp, half-closed her eyes and sighed in her heart.Anyway, it's boring, and it's good to appreciate the profile of his big brother, just to pass the time.

Chu Zhen was thinking about it, but Sun Wukong seemed to have noticed something, and suddenly walked towards Chu Zhen.The corners of his mouth were raised upwards, and a faint mockery appeared in his eyes.

He walked up to Chu Zhen and sat down, with his lips parted slightly, he said in a calm manner: "Bajie, you just agree to the king's request to marry the second princess, and it's fine for the master, Junior Brother Sha and me to learn the scriptures. "

Sha Wujing was startled: "Brother, you..."

Tang Seng was also shocked: "Wukong, this is impossible!"

Sun Wukong didn't look at the two of them, but continued to say to Chu Zhen: "When we come back from learning the scriptures, maybe Xiao Bajie will have it. Suddenly, Xiao Bajie can call me Uncle Sun."

When Chu Zhen heard the words, there was no trace of anger on his face, he just nodded and said three words: "I understand."

"Second senior brother, what do you know?" Sha Wujing was confused.

"Yeah, Bajie, what do you know?" Master Tang's expression was in sync.

"Eldest brother, what you mean is to let me pretend to marry the second princess, and then when you leave with the customs clearance document, I will take the opportunity to slip away." Chu Zhen met Sun Wukong's gaze: "Eldest brother, am I right? ?”

"Otherwise?" Sun Dasheng raised his eyebrows: "Could it be that you really plan to give birth to a little Bajie?" The last three words, Dashengye deliberately stretched, the corners of his eyes slightly raised, with a hint of ridicule.

Chu Zhen snorted indifferently: "You want to be my child's uncle so much?"

Tang Seng didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "Both of you, be more serious as a teacher!"

"Master," Sha Wujing called softly, drawing Tang Seng's attention, and he analyzed: "Eldest brother, this method is good. After we get the stamped customs clearance document and leave the city, the second senior brother will go out again." Run away secretly. In this way, even if Baoxiang Kingdom is mainly responsible for the investigation, our location is no longer under his jurisdiction. Suddenly, because the palm seal on the customs clearance document was stamped by the owner of Baoxiang Kingdom himself, the owner of the next location There is no reason to arrest us." At the end, he clapped his hands: "This plan is perfect!"

"Fart!" Chu Zhen gave Sha Wujing a white look: "It's better to change your appearance than this method."

"Bajie!" Tang Seng said with a bit of resentment: "How can you speak so vulgarly, what did my teacher teach you? Don't talk about words like 'fart'!"

Chu Zhen nodded, as if sincerely admitting his mistake.If his master really recited it, it would almost make a thick layer of calluses in his ears.So if you want your ears not to be harmed by the master's magic sound, of course you have to have a correct attitude. As for not saying anything later, that's another matter.

Tang Seng didn't know what Chu Zhen was thinking. Seeing that Chu Zhen had a good attitude at the moment, he nodded in satisfaction.

"Bajie, I just thought about it carefully as a teacher. What Wukong said earlier is also very reasonable. Although the monks don't lie, but the king of Baoxiang Kingdom insists on this, we have no choice but to do as Wukong said. "

Before Chu Zhen could speak, Sha Wujing said one step ahead of him: "What if the second senior brother didn't escape and was forced to bow by the second princess?"

Chu Zhen just wanted to refute how he could be so weak, but then he changed his mind and said, "Master, Junior Brother Sha is right, if the lord of the country is afraid that I will escape and send soldiers to guard it, it will be very disadvantageous to me. I don't think it is better How about this..." Chu Zhen glanced at Sun Wukong: "Senior brother is stronger than me, so I will change from senior brother to me to marry the second princess, and I will go out of the city with you, what do you think, master?"

"This..." Tang Seng was a little embarrassed, he frowned, and after thinking for a few seconds, when he was about to speak, Monkey King said suddenly: "Master, let Bajie get married, and I will follow him when the time comes."

"Alright," Tang Seng nodded bluntly: "You two can be completely at ease as a teacher together." After saying that, he looked at Chu Zhen: "Bajie, do you think this will work?"

"I don't care." Anyway, there is Monkey King on the left and right.

"In that case, let's go and give the king an answer tomorrow morning." After Tang Seng finished speaking, he walked to the window, clasped his hands together, and looked devout.The bright sun shone on his body, and there was a little golden halo on the top of his smooth head. At this moment, it was like a big, bright, shining light bulb with a capacity of 100 watts.

With his bright bald head, Tang Seng exuded the radiance of a holy father all over his body. He said slowly, "Amitabha, my Buddha is merciful. Please forgive us, the four of us, for our helpless actions this time!"

The author has something to say:

Bajie: Senior brother, do you prefer Little Bajie or Little Monkey?

Dasheng: Is there any difference?

Bajie has a serious face: Little Bajie is my seed, and the little monkey is your seed~

Great Sage: ...

Beep!I'm not dirty at all (serious face)