[Journey to the West] Bajie Weight Loss Manual

The gap between the two princesses of Baoxiang Kingdom is too big!

Could this be the legendary dual personality?

And recruiting a son-in-law, getting married, what the hell are these! (??д??)!

Love at first sight is too bloody!

Before he even flirted with his sister, the second princess took the initiative to approach her. Could it be that he accidentally poked the get point of Baihuasu?Or maybe this Baihuasu is the one he likes?

Chu Zhen began to reflect on whether she had done something unconsciously to make the other party misunderstand, but she had no choice but to think about it for the last time, and could only decide that she was too attractive.

Looking at Bai Huasu who was getting closer and closer, Chu Zhen felt for the first time that being too handsome was a sin ╮(╯_╰)╭ He turned his gaze to Monkey King, and stared at him innocently.

#大大兄弟，Your junior brother is too attractive and forced to marry you, why is it swollen?#

#大大兄弟ask for help#

#大大兄弟Seeking to replace#

Sun Wukong gave Chu Zhen a sideways look, this stupid pig is causing trouble!

"Zhu Bajie is a monk, so he can't marry you." Sun Wukong glanced sharply at Baihuasu, with a hint of coldness in his tone.

"Wukong is right!" Tang Seng also reacted at this time, "Amitabha, Your Majesty, this is absolutely unacceptable! Bajie has already become a monk, so he must not have any more love, let alone marry His Majesty's daughter, Princess Baihuasu !"

Bai Huasu hummed softly, turned around and walked towards Tang Seng instead.

"So what if you become a monk?" She leaned slightly, put her lips close to Tang Seng's ear, exhaled like blue, and said in an extremely ambiguous voice: "If you become a monk, you can return to vulgarity~"

The hot breath of her words reached Tang Seng's ears, with a hint of soft charm, because she was a little close, the fragrance of her body that belonged to women instantly poured into the tip of Tang Seng's nose.

Tang Seng had never encountered such a posture before, so he pushed Bai Huasu away in fright, stood up with a 'swish', and said several times 'Amitabha, Amitabha...'

The master was molested!

After realizing this, Junior Brother Sha was furious!

Instead of seducing the second senior brother, he even took the opportunity to moles the master!This is simply unbearable! (??д??)!

"You princess is so shameless!" He stood up and shouted loudly.Because the movement range was too large, the prayer beads hanging around his neck collided with each other, making a crackling sound.

Sha Wujing actually looks pretty good, but the big black beard on his face affects his handsomeness a bit.In addition to being unsmiling at ordinary times, just standing there without speaking is indeed a bit bluffing.Now he was frowning, his face was angry, and he was even more attractive.

"Father, this monk is so fierce." Bai Huasu suddenly put on a look of being frightened by Sha Wujing, and hurried to the king's side, with mist in his eyes, covered his lips with a handkerchief, and whispered softly sobbing.

"Father, you have to decide for your daughter!" As she said, she glanced at Chu Zhen shyly again, then lowered her head, and shyly pointed at her little finger: "Daughter... my daughter just wants to be a husband and wife with that good brother Well."

Sun Wukong: "..."

Sha Wujing: "..."

Tang Seng kept shaking his head and sighed softly: "It's a sin, a sin!"

Chu Zhen: "..."

Is this woman acting in a play by herself?This personality change is too powerful!

Damn, this is simply a queen!

"Elder Tang, my daughter has identified you as the second apprentice." Speaking of this, the king paused, stroked his beard, thought for a few seconds, and then said: "How about this, I will stamp the certificate on the customs clearance certificate. Zhang, your second apprentice stayed behind to marry my daughter, and you and your other two apprentices went to learn scriptures."

"Don't even think about it," Chu Zhen interrupted, picked up the tea and took another big sip without looking up.

Seeing that Chu Zhen's attitude was so careless, the lord showed no respect for him as the lord, and the anger that had just been suppressed burst out again.

Sensing her father's anger, Bai Huasu gently rubbed his face against his hand comfortingly, she was obedient and quiet, quite different from her previous image.

The king looked at his daughter and sighed helplessly.He really didn't like the black-clothed monk his daughter had taken a fancy to. This monk spoke vulgarly and shallowly, and his behavior was even more impolite. He was no different from those little hooligans on the street.

If it wasn't for his daughter's sake, he would definitely put these four rude people into the dungeon.

"I've made it clear enough, you can decide what to do." As long as he didn't stamp the seal of Baoxiang Kingdom on the customs clearance document, the four of them would not be able to go west to learn scriptures.

For the happiness of my daughter, so what if I was a rascal once?

They cannot leave without stamping the customs clearance documents.Thinking of this, Tang Seng became a little anxious: "Your Majesty, the poor monk and these three apprentices were ordered by Tathagata to go to Leiyin Temple in the West to learn scriptures. May Your Majesty stamp the seal on the customs clearance document and let us, the four of us, master and apprentice, go west." Seek the truth."

"No, you go with your other two apprentices." The king paused, and then pointed to Chu Zhen: "He stays."

This time Chu Zhen finally put down the teacup, but it was because the tea had bottomed out.To be honest, this tea is really good.

"Have another drink." He tapped the table with his fingers, looking like an old man going to a restaurant to yell at a young man.

No guilt at all for being the culprit in this troublesome incident.

"Bajie!" Tang Seng glared at him: "Don't play poorly! You should restrain yourself as a teacher."

When Chu Zhen heard the words, he immediately made a gesture to shut his mouth.

"Your Majesty, look, my second apprentice is very stubborn, how can I be worthy of your Majesty's second princess." Tang Seng now only wants the king to let go, so that the four of them, master and apprentice, can leave smoothly.

"Why talk so much nonsense, just grab the seal of the country." Chu Zhen's voice was not loud, but it was enough for Monkey King and Sha Wujing to hear.

Left and right have already offended the king, so why bother to make himself behave politely, and just roll up his sleeves and do something big.

Simple and rude, time-saving and neat!This is his style.

Sun Wukong disagreed and said: "Neighboring countries will communicate with each other. If we really do what you said, we will be wanted by Baoxiang country. Even if we go to the next country, we will be wanted by the lord of that country."

"It's enough to make it easy for the master. Brother Hou, you are such a dick, why don't you just turn the master into a beautiful girl, so that you will never be discovered." There are countless escape plans.

"Master looks upright and handsome. I took a look and found that the buttocks are quite upturned, so there is no need to change this. Brother Monkey, you just need to change the master's hair, and make the breasts bigger and straighter... "

Sun Wukong frowned and glanced at Tang Seng. Fortunately, he was attacking the king with words and didn't pay attention to their side.

"Don't talk about it." This stupid pig, isn't it troublesome enough?

First Young Master Chu was talking vigorously at this moment, how could there be any reason to stop?Ever since, the willful Young Master Chu ignored Sun Dasheng's words and continued: "As for the clothes, don't be too fancy, just modify the master's cassock to expose the arms and belly button, and create a uniform to seduce..."

Young Master Chu spoke happily, and Dasheng Sun frowned when he heard it. In the end, the great sage couldn't bear it anymore, he lifted his foot, and stomped hard on Chu Zhen's foot under the table.

Chu Zhen: "(ㄒoㄒ)!!!!"

First Young Master Chu gritted his teeth in pain, but he couldn't hold back his screams!

So fucking ruthless!

This monkey can also do what the girls do!

Young Master Chu is angry ╰_╯!Without further ado, the foot under the table kicked Sun Wukong hard.

Monkey King had already prepared for it, how could Chu Zhen succeed? When Chu Zhen kicked him, Monkey King had already got up quickly to avoid this powerful shadowless kick.

However, although Sun Dasheng avoided it, Chu Zhen kicked too hard.As a result, the table was kicked over with a "snap", and the cup of tea from Monkey King on the table was also spilled out, a large drop splashed on the pants of the great saint.

And not too far away, it happens to be the seat of the crotch of the great saint ←_←

Looking at the crotch wetted by the tea, Sun Dasheng's face turns blue and turns pale.After he found out that Zhu Bajie, the culprit, was laughing at him loudly, he was completely enraged!Now the great saint is completely angry!

He had endured tea spraying on his face before, but now this stupid pig dares to let tea splash on him!

As the saying goes, monkey prestige cannot be violated, this Zhu Bajie is simply unforgivable!

At this time, Sun Dasheng didn't care about where he was now, and he just started to fuck the guy and was about to have a fight.

How could First Young Master Chu show weakness at this time, he tore off the nine-toothed rake without hesitation, swept away the tables and chairs blocking the way, and confronted Monkey King.

"Boom! Pop! Pop! Boom!"

The sound of the rubbing and colliding of the golden cudgel and the nine-toothed rake was extremely ear-piercing in the quiet hall, and a monkey and a pig fought like no one else in the hall of Baoxiang Kingdom.

Although the two didn't use their full strength, they didn't show much mercy. They fought with each other in full swing, extremely fierce.

Sun Dasheng's golden cudgel swept across and hit Chu Zhen quickly, and Chu Zhen easily dodged with a backward turn.It's just that the table behind him was not so lucky. The wooden table was smashed into pieces, and some pieces even passed Tang Seng and Sha Wujing directly and flew straight to the Lord of Baoxiang Kingdom above the main hall.

With a sound of "嗙", fortunately the guards beside the king blocked him, but soon a glaring red mark appeared on his face.

The lord of Baoxiang Kingdom was so angry that he pushed away the guards, stood up and pointed at Sun Dasheng and Chu Zhen who were fighting more and more fiercely: "You! You! Get out! Get out! Get out of here!" He roared loudly, I said three rolls in a row, because I was too excited, the spout of saliva landed gracefully in a parabola.

Helpless, Sun Dasheng and Chu Zhen fought more and more vigorously, and directly ignored his words.

Chu Zhen deliberately glanced at Sun Wukong's crotch, and said in a ruffian tone, "Oh, the shape has come out."

This appearance is simply as rogue as possible.

Bai Huasu's face turned red in an instant.

Sun Dasheng suddenly became furious, and his anger rose, "You idiot! You really want to be beaten!"

fool? !Chu Zhen staggered and almost vomited, what the hell is that called!

"Uh... Brother Monkey, you are so nasty!"

Seeing that the two of them ignored him, the lord was so angry that his old blood welled up. After taking a few breaths, he pointed at Tang Seng again: "Look at you two apprentices! You! You! Monster monk, monster monk!!!"

Sha Wujing couldn't stand it anymore: "Your Majesty, why are you referring to my master! What a monstrous monk! You're talking nonsense!"

"Okay, okay," Tang Seng supported his forehead, then softened his temples, and said weakly, "Wukong, Bajie, you two, stop fighting."

"Crackling..."

Tang Seng's voice was completely covered by the impact of weapons, and the fight continued.

Seeing this, Sha Wujing couldn't help covering his eyes with the back of his hand.

The master is going to be angry, senior brother, second senior brother, your condolences _(:з」∠)_

Sure enough, the next second...

"Enough!" Tang Seng frowned, and shouted loudly, "Stop beating!"

This sound can be said to be full of energy and loud, as if even the ground trembled slightly.

The two people who had been fighting each other stopped instantly at this moment, and in the next second, they dodged and sat down in their original positions.It looked like he had never fought before.

Chu Zhen raised Erlang's legs and said casually: "Well, the weather is good today."

Sun Dasheng straightened his slightly messy skirt, and after a few seconds, he choked out two words: "It's okay."

"..."

Sha Wujing looked at the sky at a 45-degree angle.

The sun was just right, the birds were singing and the flowers were fragrant, he... was speechless and choked.

#Two senior brothers are too powerful#

#His worry is superfluous_(:з」∠)_#

#Love and kill each other#