[Journey to the West] Bajie Weight Loss Manual

The place where Chu Zhen and Sun Wukong are now is still some distance from the bus station. Chu Zhen called a wild car, and then used the driver's phone to ask Wu Jianguo, that is, Wu Xichen, to transfer [-] yuan to the driver with Alipay.After getting off the bus, the driver gave Chu Zhen the rest of the fare in cash.

Chu Zhen's ID card is still in the apartment, and Sun Wukong is still a black household at present, so they can't make a plane or a train, so they choose to make a car to go to the city.

After buying a ticket, it didn't take long for the train to depart.Chu Zhen sat outside, and Monkey King sat inside.Before Chu Zhen went to bed, Sun Wukong was looking out of the window. When Chu Zhen woke up half an hour later, Sun Wukong was still looking out of the window.

Chu Zhen turned slightly to the side, and said with a half-smile, "I said Brother Monkey, you must have secretly looked at me while I was sleeping."

Monkey King glanced back at Chu Zhen, and said in a calm and serene tone, "You might as well look at the scenery along the way."

"Just pretend," Chu Zhen said, but he still knew in his heart that Monkey King should really be appreciating the scenery along the way very seriously.Sun Wukong, an old antique, came to modern times, and everything here is strange and new to him.

Chu Zhen thought in her heart that she must buy an encyclopedia for Monkey King after returning home.By the way, teach Sun Dasheng how to look up information on the Internet, so as not to get the "glorious" title of life-level disability in time.

Chu Zhen slept for about half an hour, and it took about an hour to ride the car depending on the distance.Feeling bored, Chu Zhen turned his eyes around, and finally fell on Monkey King again.

The warm sunlight refracted Sun Wukong's face through the thin windows, softening the cold and handsome side face of Monkey King a little, and the golden hair on his forehead was blowing slightly with the breeze, giving Chu Zhen a feeling of being in the sun. Coastal refreshment.

Chu Zhen reached out to Monkey King's cheek, and with his slender and fair hands, he picked up Monkey King's hair that was tousled by the wind, and put it behind Monkey King's ear, "Brother Monkey, maybe you should consider cutting your hair."

"Short it?" Sun Wukong understood Chu Zhen's meaning, and it was indeed too ostentatious with this long hair.Along the way, he never saw a man with long hair.

"Will you be reluctant?" Chu Zhen asked, without waiting for Monkey King's answer, while stroking Monkey King's bundled hair, he said to himself, "Actually, I still can't bear to hide it."

After all, Sun Wukong, who is emotional, has blond hair stuck to his collarbone and neck with sweat, and his chest rises and falls slightly with his breathing. That kind of picture is simply extremely sexy.

"Do you need to dye your hair black?" Sun Wukong asked seriously.Now that he has come to this world with Chu Zhen, Sun Wukong is willing to make some changes for Chu Zhen, because he hopes to integrate into this world better and faster, and be with Chu Zhen.

Monkey King with black hair?

Chu Zhen imagined that kind of picture in his mind. Although the black-haired Monkey King thought it was very interesting, he still shook his head slightly: "I like the color of your hair."

Monkey King nodded: "Then don't be black."

After speaking, he turned his gaze to the window again.It was already approaching the city now, and the buildings outside the window were quite different from those in the county.The wide road has neatly trimmed flowers and plants, and tall and beautiful buildings.Sun Wukong kept these in mind so that he could adapt better.

Chu Zhen, who was alone and ignored, pursed his lips, and his hands began to move dishonestly again. He grabbed Monkey King's hand and put it on his lap, and then began to count how many circles and dustpans there were on Monkey King's hand. Osmanthus.

"One bucket is poor and two buckets are rich, three buckets and four buckets sell tofu, five buckets and six buckets open a pawnshop, seven buckets and eight buckets are officials, and nine buckets and ten buckets enjoy happiness." Chu Zhen recalled the old butler from the old housekeeper when he was a child with a model. Poems heard there.

"Hey, Brother Monkey, you have ten circles, that is, ten buckets. No wonder I like you for being so lucky." Chu Zhen smiled ripplingly.

This time Sun Wukong finally stopped looking at the scenery outside the window, his eyes stopped on Chu Zhen's face, a smile flashed across his dark eyes, and that look passed to Chu Zhen's eyes, translated into five words—— ——Stupid!

Fortunately, the two were sitting in the penultimate row of the car, and the people in the last row were sleeping and did not notice their side. Otherwise, the two men would definitely be regarded as perverts if they behaved so intimately in the car.

After sitting in the car for nearly an hour and a half, after Chu Zhen and Monkey King got off the bus, it was already around five o'clock in the afternoon.

While waiting for Wu Xichen at the station, Chu Zhen popularized some modern basic knowledge to Monkey King.Sun Wukong learns very quickly, and he can understand many things at one point.After half an hour of explanation, Sun Wukong has a basic understanding of this brand new world.

Chu Zhen glanced at the time displayed on the display screen in the station lobby, and was about to buy water when she heard a familiar voice from behind——

"Sadako, rogue Zhen!"

In this world, although Chu Zhen has the nickname 'Rogue Zhen', there are very few people who really dare to call him this nickname.Except for a few buddies who played well, only Chu Zhen played with Wu Xichen since he was a child.

Chu Zhen turned around and saw that it was indeed Wu Xichen.

With a tall and straight figure, high-spirited eyebrows, exaggerated and flamboyant clothes, a strong aura of killing Matt came oncoming, who is it not Wu Xichen?

Chu Zhen got up, and bumped fists with Wu Xichen who was walking over: "Jianguo, you are really a killer as always."

Wu Xichen raised his brows immediately, and hammered Chu Zhen's chest: "Fuck you, can you talk, and how many times have you said it? I'm called fashion, do you understand fashion?"

"Well, I understand," Chu Zhen nodded pretentiously, "Every show in your life is in the catwalk, right?"

In all fairness, Wu Xichen's attire is indeed trendy, just like a male model at a fashion week show, but wearing this kind of clothes in a serious and serious listed company, compared with a group of employees in professional attire, Wu Xichen's attire No matter how you look at it, it's killing Matt.

"Hey, I brought your wallet here." Wu Xichen threw a black wallet to Chu Zhen, and then he didn't know what he thought of, and he laughed very hard: "By the way, you like to put your wallet in the cabinet where your underwear is." His hobbies are the same as before."

Wu Xichen, who grew up together since Chu Zhen wore open crotch pants, is half a month younger than Chu Zhen, and the two grew up in a military compound.Wu Xichen's grandfather was a retired veteran, and his father inherited his grandfather's mantle. When he came to Wu Xichen's place, he became an abandoned army and went into business.

Before he was three years old, Wu Xichen was always called Wu Jianguo. The source of his name was Grandpa Wu's passion for the country.Because of this name, Wu Xichen was often ridiculed since he was a child. After he was three years old, he cried, made trouble, and hanged himself. Finally, Mr. Wu relented and was able to change his name.

"By the way, you really are sleepwalking, right? You came here all night." Wu Xichen looked Chu Zhen up and down, "And what's the matter with you?"

Chu Zhen smiled without saying a word, then took a step back, put a hand on Sun Wukong's shoulder, and said quite proudly: "This is the daughter-in-law I found from sleepwalking all night, and you will call her sister-in-law in the future."

"This is my childhood friend, Wu Xichen."

After what Chu Zhen said, Wu Xichen turned his attention to Sun Wukong. In fact, he had noticed this person from the very beginning.It's not because of the other party's dazzling long golden hair, but because of the demeanor around the other party.The aura on this person was too strong, even though he just stood there quietly, it was impossible to ignore.

"Daughter-in-law?" Wu Xichen looked at Monkey King for a few seconds, then looked at Chu Zhen again, with disbelief written all over his face: "Are you sure she is your wife, not you?"

After asking, he seemed to feel that something was wrong. After thinking about it for half a second, Wu Xichen suddenly realized that the key point was wrong! "Ah, no, when did you fall in love with a man!" After finishing speaking, Wu Xichen clasped his hands in front of his chest in a very exaggerated manner, and looked at Chu Zhen with a vigilant expression: "I told you, don't make plans with me."

The corner of Chu Zhen's mouth twitched slightly: "You act too exaggerated."

Wu Xichen looked at Monkey King again, looked at Monkey King's long hair, subconsciously clasped his hands together, imitating the greetings in ancient TV dramas, and said in a decent manner: "Sister-in-law, you are not an ordinary person, dare to ask sister-in-law First name? What should I call it?"

Sun Wukong didn't mind being called his sister-in-law so much. He glanced at the smiling Chu Zhen and knew that the person in front of him was Chu Zhen's friend who had played with him since he was a child. He softened his tone a little, and flung out his name lightly: "Sun Wukong "

Wu Xichen was taken aback for a moment, and asked again word by word with uncertainty: "Sun, Wu, Kong?"

"Yeah." Sun Wukong glanced at Wu Xichen, his cold eyes were calm and flawless, and he didn't seem to think there was anything strange about it.

Wu Xichen glanced at Chu Zhen, who was holding back his laughter, and then looked at Monkey King from top to bottom, then turned his gaze back to Chu Zhen, looking at Chu Zhen's black clothes of the same style as Monkey King, and his slanting sword eyebrows slightly Provoked, with a bit of cynical taste: "Zhu Bajie?"

"Well," Chu Zhen almost choked out internal injuries: "Cosplay."

"Yes," Wu Xichen snorted softly, "Zhenzi, the sleepwalking content must be exciting enough."

"So-so." Chu Zhen said, and Sun Wukong followed Wu Xichen out of the station.

From City A to City G, with several cities in between, it took Wu Xichen more than two hours to arrive at the station.

"It's pretty fast." Chu Zhen said while sitting in the back seat with Monkey King, looking at Wu Xichen who was driving in the front seat.

"I dispatched a helicopter."

"Damn it! That's badass." I don't need my wallet or anything, so I'll save it.

"You know what a fart, otherwise you'll act like if I don't come on the phone, I'm still dating beautiful women." After Wu Xichen finished speaking, he seemed to think of something, and said, "I remember you yesterday They even threatened to chase the pork seller's daughter across the street from your apartment."

Sensing the suddenly cold air beside her, Chu Zhen laughed dryly: "There is no need to mention the past, what happened yesterday is in the past, and now my wife is my true love. Right, brother monkey?"

Monkey King didn't answer, and after a few seconds, he suddenly said seriously: "Let's deal with that carload of flowers."

Chu Zhen frowned immediately when he heard the words, moved closer to Monkey King, and whispered with a smile: "You can deal with it as you say."

Sun Wukong also turned his head to look at Chu Zhen. In this way, the distance between the two was so close that the tip of their noses almost touched each other.

Sun Wukong stared at Chu Zhen's smiling eyes, suddenly moved closer, and kissed Chu Zhen's lips, his cold and quiet voice was filled with warmth: "This is your reward for being obedient."

As soon as the words fell, Chu Zhen leaned over and kissed Sun Wukong again: "Reciprocity is a courtesy."

What the hell! ! !

Wu Xichen who was driving seriously: "(⊙o⊙)!"

Seeing Wu Xichen through the rearview mirror, he was so startled that he almost came to a sudden stop.Fuck!The two of them just fell in love with each other! ! !Blind his titanium alloy dog ​​eyes!Ya, bah!It just blinded his eyes!

This is good cutting in public! !Flip the table! ! !

Wu Xichen felt that he had to find a topic to talk about, otherwise the pink breath of the two people in the back seat would burn him, a single dog who hadn't found a girl yet!

"Well, Sadako, your clothes are very individual." He didn't just say this casually. The company he owns has a clothing design section. Although the two sets of clothes with the same style look simple , but the overall look is quite classy, ​​with a simple and casual feeling that reveals a bit of refreshing retro style.

"My daughter-in-law changed it by hand." Chu Zhen was very embarrassed.

"Really?" Wu Xichen's eyes lit up when he heard it: "Sister-in-law, are you interested in joining our company? A fashion designer like you is what I've been looking for."

"Don't poach around." Chu Zhen said like a hen protecting a calf, "Your sister-in-law wants to live a comfortable two-person world with me."

"I'm talking about Zhenzi. As the saying goes, fat and water don't flow to outsiders' fields. Sister-in-law has such a talent, you have to take care of me." Wu Xichen had a premonition that if the other party really went to his fashion design company, two months' work would be enough. Paris Fashion Week, their company's brand will definitely set off a storm again.

"Put this aside for now," Chu Zhen looked at Sun Wukong: "After we have some free time, we will see if my wife is willing."

Hearing this, Wu Xichen also looked at Monkey King.

After Sun Wukong thought for half a second, he said to Chu Zhen in a soft tone, "It's all up to you." In this regard, he really doesn't care.

The pampering look in Sun Wukong's eyes when he said this made Wu Xichen, who was driving in front of the car, tremble when he saw it in the rearview mirror. These two people are simply dog ​​abusers!You didn't pay attention to him, the third person, at all!

Wu Xichen, who insisted on breaking the love between the two couples in the backseat, tried hard to brush up his sense of existence, looking for something to talk about: "By the way, Sadako, I've always wanted to ask, what's with that piece of black cloth on your crotch? What's going on?"

"This..." Chu Zhen looked down at her crotch, "This is the proof that Brother Monkey loves me, do you want to see it?"

"what?"

Chu Zhen smiled, and without waiting for Wu Xichen to react, she tore off the black cloth, and immediately, a dazzling and vivid little pink chicken was exposed without warning——

The small pink breasts, the pointed chicken mouth, and the little wings that are about to fly are placed on Chu Zhen's crotch, no matter how you look at it.Judging from the majestic rooster comb, it is still a male!

"Pfft——" Wu Xichen laughed so unkindly that his shoulders were shaking.If he wasn't still driving, he would have covered his stomach and laughed so hard that he was rolling forward and backward at this moment.

Chu Zhen didn't care at all, anyway, he knew that Wu Xichen was even more embarrassing.

"Haha...hahaha, Sadako, you have two chickens in your hands, what is the saying, um... two chickens in your hands, you have nothing! Haha...Actually, if it is yellow, it should be A little more perfect."

"Don't laugh like an idiot." After Chu Zhen finished speaking, she looked at Sun Wukong, with the corners of her eyes slightly raised: "My brother Monkey is a little childish, but I can't bear it and I love him for caring about me. .”

Hearing this, Wu Xichen pouted in disgust: "Show affection in front of single dogs, and be careful not to be struck by lightning."

"I'm not afraid, my monkey brother has the indestructible body of a diamond."

Chu Zhen and Wu Xichen fought each other, and the atmosphere seemed very happy. Although Sun Wukong didn't talk much, he could feel that Chu Zhen was in a good mood. This also made him feel very relaxed in his heart, and he was infected by the other party unconsciously. up.

Wu Xichen's private helicopter was parked on an empty flat land. It was bought by the Wu family in City G the year before last, but it had not been developed yet.After Wu Xichen handed over the car to his subordinates, the three boarded the helicopter.It was still Chu Zhen and Monkey King sitting in the back seat, but this time Wu Xichen sat in the co-pilot.

"Brother Monkey, how does this tool compare to somersaulting clouds?" Chu Zhen leaned close to Monkey King's ear and asked in a low voice that only the two of them could hear.

Sun Wukong glanced at the interior of the helicopter, and finally his eyes fell on the various complicated buttons on the driver's seat: "It's not as convenient as Somersault Cloud."

"The somersaulting cloud is over a hundred and eight thousand miles, and this helicopter is definitely not comparable." Wu Xichen turned his head, put his hands on the driver's seat, and interjected with a smile: "By the way, sister-in-law, why didn't Master and Junior Brother Sha come with you?" ?”

Chu Zhen also said with a smile: "Master and Junior Brother Sha still want to learn scriptures, don't they?"

Wu Xichen immediately laughed: "So you and your Brother Monkey left Master and Brother Sha and came here alone?"

"Stop." Chu Zhen made a pause gesture: "You're still working hard."

Wu Xichen touched his nose in embarrassment, then made a gesture of sealing his mouth, and turned around honestly.

Chu Zhen hadn't thought of the most reasonable explanation for Sun Wukong. Wu Xichen was his best friend since childhood, so Chu Zhen didn't want to make up a random reason to prevaricate.

Wu Xichen could sense this to some extent, so although he had doubts about the appearance of Monkey King, he wisely didn't ask too much.

After Wu Xichen sent Chu Zhen and Monkey King back to Chu Zhen's apartment, he left.These two guys who like role-playing turned on the dog abuse mode all the way. As a single dog, Wu Xichen said that he had been abused all the way, and he had to find a girl to wash his eyes.

After closing the door, Chu Zhen said meaningfully: "Brother Monkey, we are going home."

"Well," Sun Wukong nodded, with a faint light in his eyes.He looked at Chu Zhen's apartment with some surprise: "It's cleaner than I thought."

"Brother Monkey, wait for me to change clothes, let's go out to eat." In fact, if Sun Wukong didn't sew a little pink chicken on the crotch, he wouldn't mind going out in this suit at all.

When Chu Zhen entered the room, Sun Wukong walked to the sofa in the living room and sat down. The remote control panel turned on the TV and looked at it.Chu Zhen had taught him the use of these things, so the actual operation was fairly smooth.

After Chu Zhen finished changing and came out, Sun Wukong was sitting on the sofa watching the news broadcast with his back straight.

"Brother Monkey, let's go." Chu Zhen waved his hand, ready to invite Monkey King to have a big meal.

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