[Journey to the West] Bajie Weight Loss Manual

"Fuck! Brother Monkey, you definitely did it on purpose!!!"

Chu Zhen's roar came from the room through a thick wooden door. The sound was so loud that the whole house seemed to shake.

The old woman looked at the calm Monkey King with great puzzlement: "Young man, he is..."

Sun Wukong glanced at Chu Zhen's direction: "It's okay, ma'am, I think maybe the clothes I changed look so good." There was an unconsciously convincing magic in his quiet and cold voice.

"Is that so..." The old woman muttered suspiciously, and then she saw that Monkey King didn't look like he could deceive people, and saw that the clothes Sun Wukong was wearing had also been changed to look good, so she smiled , said: "Hearing what you said, I'm starting to look forward to the effect of that young man's clothes."

Sun Wukong kept looking in the direction where Chu Zhen was. After hearing what the old woman said, the corner of his mouth slightly curled up, "I'm looking forward to it too."

2 minutes later———

Young Master Chu, who was dressed in the improved Monkey King costume, came out of the house.Under the neat short black hair are handsome and beautiful facial features, a high nose bridge, and lips as light as water, with clear and neat lip lines.

Black slim-fit trousers, black and pink spliced ​​short sleeves, using pink to soften the overly dark color, revealing the low-key gorgeousness of the night, but also with the charming pinkness of peach blossoms.It perfectly sets off Chu Zhen's rebellious and flamboyant temperament with a little bit of suave and romantic temperament.

This is the same style of clothing as Monkey King, except that the only difference is that there is a small piece of irregular black cloth between the short sleeves and trousers. The lower end of this small piece of long cloth just reaches the crotch position, and the upper end is tied Into the trousers, just hidden in the short sleeves and covered.

Although the black cloth didn't look very harmonious against the same style of clothes of Chu Zhen and Sun Wukong, the overall appearance did not affect Chu Zhen's handsomeness.

Looking at Chu Zhen's body, the old woman couldn't help admiring: "This is really beautiful!" I don't know if she was talking about the clothes, Chu Zhen, or both.

"Ma'am, you have really good eyesight." Chu Zhen gave the old woman a thumbs up.

At this time, Sun Wukong suddenly said: "Turn around and let me see."

Hearing this, Chu Zhen paused for a moment, then shrugged indifferently, and turned around.

The old woman looked behind Chu Zhen and couldn't help laughing: "These two little things are so cutely embroidered."

Behind Chu Zhen's buttocks, there were two pink piglets embroidered on the black trousers, one left and one right just on both sides of Chu Zhen's buttocks.The big head, two iconic pig nostrils, and fat ears are simply lifelike.It's not hard to imagine how the two little pink pigs on their buttocks would swing along if Chu Zhen walked.

Sun Wukong's gaze also fell on Chu Zhen's butt, and the smile in his eyes could not be concealed.With this suit on, this stupid pig won't be attracting bees and butterflies.

Chu Zhen didn't look back and knew that Monkey King must be smiling at the moment. He turned around again, looked at the unrestrained smile in Monkey King's eyes, raised his eyebrows, and said jokingly: "I said Brother Monkey, say you are naive, You are usually quite calm, but now you act like a fool."

"You don't care." Sun Wukong looked happy and was not affected by Chu Zhen at all. Then he thought of something, and his eyes fell on Chu Zhen's crotch intentionally or unintentionally, and said meaningfully: "You should Fortunately, there is still this small piece of black cloth left."

As soon as Monkey King finished speaking, Chu Zhen's face froze instantly, and subconsciously looked at his crotch covered by the irregular black cloth.

Thinking that when he first entered the room and saw the clothes on the stool, the masterpiece of Monkey King on the pants made him extremely resistant.I knew that he shouldn't be wearing a pink underwear, but fortunately, he cleverly found the remaining piece of black cloth, which just blocked the pattern embroidered by Monkey King on a key place.

The two pink piggies on the back, honestly, he doesn't care much.

As long as it blocks the pattern in front, Chu Zhen thinks it's no big deal.

As for why he had to block the front, it was because no matter how thick-skinned Chu Zhen was, he couldn't stand Monkey King embroidering a pink chicken on his crotch!That's right, the pink one, the one with the neck held high, the one with the arms flapping, the little, the male, the chicken! ! !

Isn't the posture and the look embroidered that the rooster is in heat is the symbolic action of courtship! ! !

Think about it, if he really had to walk out with this little pink chicken, wouldn't this fucking look like a blatant hooligan in the eyes of outsiders!I will definitely be beaten up -_-||It's still good to be regarded as a psychopath!

Thinking of this, Chu Zhen silently despised Monkey King in his heart.This needlework is good, and you don't have to waste your pants like that, right?

"Brother Monkey, this is really unacceptable for you."

"Do you want to?" Sun Wukong laughed suddenly, "If you don't discharge the electricity honestly and randomly after we enter the city, I will take your little black cloth..." Monkey King didn't continue to say the following words, just compared a "pull" Down' gesture.

Sun Wukong's fingers are slender and fair, and his bones are clearly defined and very beautiful. It is obvious that the action he made is very obscene, but coupled with his serious expression, it does not make people feel wretched. a feeling of.

Chu Zhen was distracted by his actions, and his eyes became a little ambiguous.

Sun Wukong looked at Chu Zhen's eyes, and immediately knew that this stupid pig must have started to appear again.He moved his lips, "You..."

However, just as he opened his mouth, he was interrupted by Chu Zhen: "Brother Monkey, you can pull it off. I don't mind when it really comes to that. It would be better to tear off the pants as well." After finishing speaking, he deliberately swept his eyes Touched Sun Wukong's crotch.

Feeling Chu Zhen's fiery gaze, Sun Wukong's ears hidden under the golden hair suddenly turned red, especially when the other party's words evoked Sun Wukong's restricted picture of them taking the last step in the shower.Thinking of those scenes, the blush on Sun Wukong's ears suddenly deepened.

Chu Zhen clicked his tongue maliciously.The monkey has been honest with him, and they didn't see Sun Wukong being embarrassed when they handjobed each other, but now they are shy.As for teasing Sun Wukong, a monkey who is usually pure and full of hormones when he becomes emotional, Chu Dashao said that the trick of playing tricks on a daily basis is simply tried and tested.

The old woman couldn't understand the meaningful conversation between Chu Zhen and Monkey King. She started weaving sachets again after Chu Zhen turned around.

After Chu Zhen and Sun Wukong washed and dried the changed clothes, they asked the old woman the route to the city, packed up briefly and set out on the road.

The old woman's home was not too far from the town, so Chu Zhen and Monkey King were lucky enough to hitch a ride with an old man on the way.

Sitting in the fairly clean back seat, letting the car tremble on the bumpy dirt road, looking at the green and swaying flowers and plants beside the road, Chu Zhen felt a kind of rustic simplicity.

However, ignoring the smell from the car, the fly in the ointment is that the old man's car carried a huge boar. According to the old man, the boar was going to the town to breed sows.

For some unknown reason, since Chu Zhen and Sun Wukong sat in the relatively clean back seat, the boar, who was very quiet and even somewhat melancholy in the eyes of the old man, suddenly became agitated.He opened his mouth and howled at Chu Zhen, then bit the cage with his teeth and tried to get out of it.That posture, that almost flaming eyes looking at Chu Zhen, looked as if he would not give up until he broke free.

Tsk, he didn't mess with the pig either.Even if they ate pork legs a few hours ago, they were still wild boars. Although they are all pigs, it is impossible for a domestic boar and a wild boar to exchange information across such a distance, right?

Chu Zhen rubbed his ears, "Master, are you sure this boar is a quiet handsome guy?"

Hearing the ear-piercing pig cry, the old man couldn't be sure for a while, so he said he saw a reason that he thought was the most appropriate: "This... probably because I haven't seen you before, so I'm a little emotional .”

Sun Wukong glanced at Chu Zhen, then leaned close to Chu Zhen's ear, parted his thin lips lightly, and threw out a sentence: "It is for breeding, the same species, probably because of your existence, it makes it feel affected. threatened."

Hearing this, Chu Zhen glanced at Sun Wukong. Since this guy came to the modern age, not only his behavior has become much more childish, but even his poisonous tongue has come into play again.Chu Zhen still still remembers the scene when he just traveled to Journey to the West, and Monkey King said that "a dead pig is not afraid of boiling water", and his slender appearance is exactly the same as his current appearance.

"Brother Monkey, I think we can go to Mount Emei in Sichuan for fun." Chu Zhen suddenly said something that didn't match the previous one.

"Mount Emei..." Sun Wukong repeated the name: "What are you doing there?"

"Because Mount Emei," Chu Zhen paused, then smiled brightly at Monkey King: "There are so many monkeys."

Sun Wukong's face turned black when he heard the words, probably thinking of the scene where he was besieged by monkeys in heat in the mountains before.

It was already half an hour after the two arrived in town.

The village where the old woman lives is called Wanshui Village, and the town is called Wanshui Town.Wanshui Town is not very big, but it is much better than Wanshui Village. The road is a cement road, and there are many shops on both sides of the road. The crowds come and go, and the overall look is relatively lively.

After Chu Zhen and Monkey King got off the back seat of the old man's car, people around noticed them.As for the reason, no wonder there are two reasons.

One is Sun Wukong's overly dazzling blond hair.In a small town like Wanshui Town, seeing such a man with somewhat blond hair, or a man with long blond hair, it is absolutely impossible not to attract attention.

Of course, another reason might be the two huge pink piglets behind Chu Zhen's butt.

But attracting attention is attracting attention, these people are just watching from the sidelines, not daring to go up to strike up a conversation or something.In the eyes of these people, Chu Zhen and Sun Wukong were tall and straight, with extraordinary auras. They were either rich or noble at first glance. They were not in the same way as ordinary people like them, so naturally they would not rush forward to disturb them.However, there are some who observe or discuss in private, especially some young girls.

"Lan Lan, look at that man in yellow, his hair is so long, it's still golden."

"Could it be a foreigner? She is so tall, has blond hair, and has a deep outline."

"It's possible. For the first time, I discovered that the three-dimensional man has the same long hair as the Two-dimensional man. He's not at all effeminate. He looks so handsome! And look at the one next to him, too. He is so tall, and his facial features are quite deep, but I think he should be Chinese, and he looks so pretty when he smiles."

"Xiao Yang, don't be an idiot. What's the use of looking good? You just noticed that there are two pink pigs on the back of his ass. Could it be some perverted hobby? You think normal people would wear that Pants?"

"You know how to fart! Lan Lan is called Contrast Meng, okay? She looks like a man on the outside, but has a girly heart on her heart! Just thinking about it makes me feel like having a nosebleed!"

"Xiao Yang, don't, you must hold on."

"They came here ... Looking at it from close range, it is really handsome ... Ah!!!! It was simply the characters in my cousin sent me in the comics!!!!!!! Who will be attacked? Ahhh!! Lan Lan, I feel like my blood is surging and I am about to faint, Lan Lan supports me!"

The girl named Lan Lan held her forehead with one hand, looked at her best friend who was swaying on her shoulders, and felt an urge to tear the comics in her best friend Su Xiaoyang's backpack.

There is no other reason. Without exception, the cartoons sent by Su Xiaoyang's cousin are all bluff and high h, and the eighteen postures in them are kept in Su Xiaoyang's heart.What's more important is that Su Xiaoyang always writes her home address every time in order not to let her parents find out.Not to mention that the manga opened the door to Xiaoyang's new century, it also brought Xiaoyang to the path of a rotten girl, and it's gone forever!

Xiao Yang is usually a normal person, but when it comes to comics, he feels like he has been beaten up, and when it comes to BL pornographic jokes, he doesn't even draft them!

Thinking of this, Lan Lan's temples suddenly ached a little. Looking at the men who were getting closer and closer to them, she had no choice but to politely smile when she didn't know what their purpose was.

Chu Zhen smiled back, and said loudly: "Beauty, where is the bus station to the city?"

Just as Lan Lan was about to speak, Su Xiaoyang, who was on her shoulders, straightened up immediately, and told Chu Zhen the route to the bus station in a dignified manner.

Chu Zhen found it very interesting to see the wolf light in the girl's eyes, but deliberately pretending to be a serious little girl.He could clearly hear their conversation just now.

After asking about the route, thinking of their other purpose for coming here, Chu Zhen smiled slightly at Su Xiaoyang, her dark eyes were gentle and harmless, and her voice was full of temptation: "Beauty, my cell phone has been dropped." , can I borrow your mobile phone for a while, I'll call my friend."

"Dang...Of course." Su Xiaoyang was called by Chu Zhen, and Dang even took out the phone and handed it to Chu Zhen, and at the same time quietly blocked the little hand blocked by his best friend.

"Thank you." Chu Zhen took the phone and quickly dialed a number.

A few seconds later, the call was connected, and a very pleasant male voice came from the other end of the phone: "Hello?"

Hearing a familiar voice, Chu Zhen said directly: "Wu Jianguo, Jianghu emergency, no matter where you are now, hurry up and go to city g to pick up your buddy and me. Of course, if you happen to be in city a right now, go to My apartment is better off bringing my wallet."

"Damn!!! Rogue Zhen, did you do it on purpose! Don't call me by that name!!!" There was a roar from the other end of the phone.

Chu Zhen took the phone a little further away.

"Wait, City G? City G! You said you are in City G now?! Didn't you still take a vacation in City A last night? Why did you suddenly go to City G after sleeping? Sleepwalking!"

Chu Zhen smiled and said, "Well, you really hit the spot. I'm currently in Wanshui Town, City G, penniless." He also brought back a handsome daughter-in-law.

Chu Zhen glanced at Sun Wukong, and held back his words.

After hearing Chu Zhen's words, the person on the other end of the phone stopped confused, and his voice became serious, "Then just wait, I'll go over as soon as possible."

"Okay, I'll wait at Wan'an Bus Station in City G." Hanging up the phone, Chu Zhen returned the phone to Su Xiaoyang: "Thank you."

"You're welcome." Su Xiaoyang took the mobile phone, "That..." She looked at the cold and handsome Monkey King, and then at the smiling Chu Zhen. After a little hesitation, she mustered up her courage Said to Chu Zhen: "Handsome guy, I have something I want to give you."

Chu Zhen raised her eyebrows, glanced at Lan Lan who kept winking at Su Xiaoyang, and asked curiously, "What is it?"

Su Xiaoyang smiled mysteriously, opened the zipper of the schoolbag, and quickly took out a comic book wrapped in a black paper case, quickly stuffed it into Chu Zhen's hand, and said in a low voice: "This is for you, you can try the comic book inside." Posture." After Su Xiaoyang finished talking excitedly with a blushing face, she seemed afraid that Chu Zhen would not accept the comics, so she hurriedly said 'bye', and ran away with Lan Lan without waiting for Chu Zhen to respond.

Chu Zhen felt a little surprised, smiled, and then pulled the comic book out of the black case.

Sun Wukong's eyes gradually shifted from Su Xiaoyang's leaving back to the comic in Chu Zhen's hand: "What is this..." Before he finished speaking, after seeing the pattern on the cover of the comic, his throat stuck in an instant There, a suspicious blush suddenly appeared on his handsome face.

On the cover of the manga, there are two handsome men naked.Of course, this is not the point, the point is that of these two naked men, one has a brilliant long golden hair, and the other has a neat and handsome short hair.And the two men were lying on the bed, soothing each other's lower body.This pose is exactly the modern standard 69 pose!

Of course, the name of this posture is absolutely unknown to the Great Holy Father at present.But just the cover.It's enough to mess up the mind of the great saint.

Although after confirming the relationship with Chu Zhen, Sun Wukong almost knew how the two men behaved, but suddenly he saw such a restricted posture, so caught off guard, the great saint who had his thoughts washed away again, Obviously, there are still some who can't get used to it.

Are modern girls so... bold?

There are also three big characters on the cover --- slippery.No matter how you look at it, it is easy to imagine!

However, a certain stupid pig read out the title on the cover verbatim very interestingly!

The voice of Chu Zhen's current body is a little deeper than that of the body in Journey to the West. At this moment, he read out the name of the manga word by word: "Slippery wet body". The voice was heard in Monkey King's ears, and there was a sense of eroticism in the magnetism, which made the heart of the great saint also flustered.

"Brother Monkey, that's a decent name." Chu Zhen said meaningfully.

Sun Wukong coughed lightly, and said coldly: "This kind of book is not good to read."

"Really?" Chu Zhen smiled, flipped through a few pages at random, and threw the book with the black case to Monkey King: "Then I will leave this book to you, Brother Monkey."

Sun Wukong took the book and looked at the colorful restricted-grade picture on the cover, and suddenly felt that it was not right to throw it away, or just hold it in his hand.After standing silently for several seconds with reddish ears, Monkey King put the book back into the case and stepped forward to catch up with Chu Zhen.

He has thought about it carefully, and in this regard, he is several quarters behind this stupid pig. In order to successfully take down Chu Zhen at that time, it is still necessary to read the content with a learning attitude.

Chu Zhen glanced at the book in Monkey King's hand, and said meaningfully: "Brother Monkey, I knew you wouldn't throw it away."

"Really," Sun Wukong suddenly smiled for some reason, "Then do you know why I suddenly don't want to throw it away?"

Chu Zhen thought for a while and said, "In order to learn and gain some experience?"

Sun Wukong's gaze flickered, and he looked at Chu Zhen, like a hunter seeing prey, he gently pinched Chu Zhen's cheek, and said slowly: "In order to learn how to make you feel more comfortable when I fuck you."

Chu Zhen acted as if he hadn't heard it, and helped Sun Wukong's hand away, and said, "Brother Monkey, what you said just reminded me of something."

"what's up?"

"The little ointment that Wang Ziyu gave you before is still with you."

"Why are you asking this all of a sudden?"

"Because we'll need it when we get home soon."