The soy sauce life of the comprehensive world?

Next, Zuo Wei used the puppet according to the instructions, from the soul to the entity, which really shocked Xiaoguang. He couldn't help but feel a little confident about the boastful behavior of a certain R before. At the same time in the alley, I was still in a state of cramps --- Zuo Wei was like that... so funny/≧▽≦/I have been a ghost for a long time, and I forgot that it is impossible to pass through the wall when I have a body, and I bumped into it, that look... Hahaha~ I laughed so hard /≧▽≦/ My stomach hurts so much... Hahaha~

The funny performance of a certain person wandering between ghosts and humans successfully entertained Xiao Guang, and dilute a lot of depression. He began to look forward to tomorrow.

That day, I entered the house anxiously, and was greeted with overwhelming abuse---there was no news when I went out, and they came back so late, they were so anxious that they almost called the police... Guang is only 12 years old, and he has not even graduated from elementary school , it's nearly 10 o'clock in the evening, it's really late~￣▽￣～

So, a certain one was depressed again, unable to stretch out for the second time in a day, and vomited blood~

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On the other side, Reallyer recruited a puppet to act as Zuowei's personal maid, and taught him to use all modern equipment, such as electric stoves, water heaters, sunlight, rice cookers, flush toilets, etc., answering all questions and tirelessly.

Why a maid?It's just a matter of personal preference~

Reallyer enters the house to make fakes, the photos are taken immediately, the person is an orphan, has no surname, and life experience is all available~ Orphanages really exist, and now they have been disbanded. Knowledge can be instilled, although it is a bit tricky, But at least let him look like a modern person~

"Do you remember? Your name is Zuowei, and Fujiwara is the surname of your benefactor who took you in. You have just returned to China, and you have been in Shangrao City, Jiangxi Province, China..."

"But... I can't speak Chinese┬＿┬" I can't be fluent in at least a month.

"You don't have to worry about this, I'll take care of it, come on, put on this hat."

Received: "What is this for?"

The hat has strange antennas on it, which looks very weird.

"Using this hat to directly input Chinese into your brain is a quick way, which can make you better adapt to modern life. Your identity is already fake, and if you make mistakes, you will be in trouble!"

"Oh~" put on the hat obediently, and then... fell asleep~￣▽￣～

I felt like I had a good night's sleep. After waking up, I had a lot of things in my mind, but my head didn't hurt at all.

"Have I slept for a long time?"

"Not long, about half an hour, here, this is supper."

"Can a body made of a puppet also eat?" Fresh~

"Of course, it looks like a living person except that there is no freedom, but for me, I would rather die without freedom! What I eat can be directly converted into energy for limb movement. Now, good night~"

"Good night?"

"I am very old in soul, but my body is still hungry~ sleep is necessary, good night O(∩_∩)O"

"Oh? Good night~"

The living room was quiet for a while.

"This means... I can... whatever you want... uh... Kikyo? Kikyo?" Calling the personal puppet maid, "Teach me to turn on the computer, I want to play Go and chess~" Can't wait!

On this day, Li's house was brightly lit all night, sometimes there was the sound of "bang bang~" hitting the wall, and occasionally there would be bursts of weird smirks, and the people who heard it were terrified!

Some people speculated that the haunted house ghost finally ran out after a period of silence to scare people~

Some people refuted that it should be that the evil spirits regrouped and made a comeback after suffering a loss last time. The two sides fought for [-] rounds, and the outcome is unknown.

Some people sneered, it was a friendly exchange between humans and ghosts, and ghosts express themselves differently from humans~￣▽￣～

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A certain golden retriever puppy who was reluctant but obediently had to be delivered to the door was really startled: "Zo... Zuo Wei you... You turned into a ghost?!" blurted out, wanting to slap himself, "No...it's...how did you become like this?"

Although this guy is sometimes very childish and nervous, but most of the time he is magnificent, noble and elegant, but now---his soft and shiny long hair has turned into a mess of chicken feathers, his eyes are blood red, and there are two dark eyes hanging from underneath. Deep purple marks, the hunting clothes on the body look crumpled, the image of a hidden gentleman who has been drained of energy!

"Morning~Xiaoguang~" A certain ghost trembled with a ghost that had never been used before, "I played chess all night, so happy~"

The puppy took three big steps back: "Haha...you...you're happy TAT haha..." with a stiff smile on his face, and a large black line in the background---sure enough, being entangled by ghosts is definitely not a good thing!

"Good morning, Mr. Guang~ Punctuality is a virtue~" No. 1 villain who forces others and deprives freedom appears --- from my opinion~￣▽￣～

"Tell me, what do you want me to do?" Sighing resignedly, what can I do but surrender?

"Let's do a full-body test~ Kikyo, take Zuo Wei to rest first."

"Why?" ×2, just surprised, Zuo Wei was puzzled, but the same idea is --- what is the relationship between work and physical examination?Does the light/I look like a sick child?

"This is different from ordinary health checks. This is a more comprehensive test that can predict your suitable development direction. Which one do you choose to get twice the result with half the effort or get twice the result with half the effort?"

So a certain one was fooled into the 'thief ship' again ╮(￣▽￣")╭

Zuo Wei also wanted to follow up, but Reallyer refused on the grounds that the time was too long and the content was boring. The purple-haired youth refused to accept it, and was defeated by the threat of 'go ban'~

"Do this first."

"Psychological test?" About half a centimeter thick, the words are so small TAT

"Similar but not exactly, stop talking nonsense and do it quickly, if it goes well, you can finish it in 2 hours, take a half-hour break after lunch before moving on to the next project, finish at about 3 o'clock, then you can do your homework, start Let's go." No room for the other party to choose at all.

"□□..." Xiao Xiao muttered, obediently lowered her head and read carefully, the poor child under high pressure and power is the most suitable portrayal at this moment~

Behind the matter, it can be said to be a treasure discovered by accident~￣▽￣～

"This is really... surprising..." Habitual testing, but found an accident---Shito Hikari's qualifications are unexpectedly good~ Both body and soul are quite excellent, but his ancestors are ordinary people, The chance of this mutation is even rarer than the complete evaporation of seawater!

At the age of 12, the body has not been completely fixed, and the plasticity is quite high. With the help of relative training and drugs, the future is limitless~

But such excellent aptitude is covered with a thick layer of hard shell, just like the layer of rock outside the emerald, which cannot be found without precise eyesight!

"Hey~ I'm done."

"It's only 10:[-], it's pretty fast~"

"Some of them don't understand, and they are just filled in according to their feelings." Multiple-choice questions accounted for more than 80% of the test paper. If it weren't for the huge amount of questions, the complete speed would be faster!

"Eat some fruit to fill your stomach. Dinner is served at 12 o'clock, followed by a lunch break. The rest of the quiz starts at 1:[-]. You can also use the rest of the time to do homework. If you don't understand, you can ask Lily Lane, the girl behind you. commission."

"...I've always wanted to ask, when did you hire someone?" Which housekeeping company is so bold as to accept employment? !

"I didn't hire anyone, she's not human, Lily of the Valley is a puppet, you can treat her as a robot."

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"You actually asked me to ask a machine for advice?!" Jumping after waking up, the recovery ability is really powerful~￣▽￣～

As for the question of why there are puppet people, Guang's idea is---the base of aliens, everything is possible!

"The storage capacity of a chip is much higher than that of the human brain!" It is equivalent to the difference between 5% and 100% ~ "For rote memorization, do you think it is faster to turn the book or ask the brain?"

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The golden retriever lost again and continued to eat fruit to vent his anger~

Reallyer was unmoved by this childish behavior, sat by and read the test paper.En~ I'm quite talented~ Active... But I can also be patient with the things I love; I have a carefree appearance, but I also have a delicate side in my heart; the qualifications for runes are surprisingly good~ But this temper still comes first Grind it well~

Zuo Wei didn't show up at lunch time, and Guang felt that he needed to ask clearly, lest a certain one be sold and obediently help count the money!

"Is Zuo Wei okay with him?"

"The time to regain a body is too short, but the energy consumed is too much, and I have to use sleep to make up for it." For that person, Go is better than life, so even after death, he never forgets it, and has been stuck in the world for nearly a thousand years. Long!

"He'll wake up naturally when he's had enough sleep. I'm afraid he'll rush to the computer right away~" Some people don't necessarily know each other for a lifetime, while others can understand everything in a short period of time. Reallyer obviously belongs to the latter ~

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This possibility is too great~ The light black line ends this topic.

Rest for an hour after dinner and then continue to struggle with homework. Lily's explanation of geography and history is far more vivid and exciting than the teacher's, and it is easier to remember---teacher, you should 'leave get out of class', and you can't compare to the cold robot~￣▽ ￣～

In the afternoon, I was irradiated several times by strange beams of light up and down, and then I was put into a strange water tank to sleep for more than an hour. It was very comfortable---a golden retriever puppy who was able to adapt quickly after breaking the tank (- ▽－)||

Doesn't seem to have been remodeled?At least I'm alive TAT

"Is that the decision?" A certain behind-the-scenes boss pushed the glasses to make a decision.

In the evening, she announced: "Shinto Hikaru, from now on you will be promoted to apprentice; Mr. Fujiwara Sawei, please teach Hikaru how to play chess."

"What?"

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