The soy sauce life of the comprehensive world?

"This is... where..." Guang hated his credulity, and was moved from the tea room to a weird room... and it was in the blink of an eye!

Seeing that the other party is a child, he relaxes his vigilance. How can anyone who can see ghosts be an ordinary child?Could it be that such a small child has been polluted? !

"What's that expression on your face? Stop thinking about it, I sincerely invite you to be our guests." As for showing your ability, it will be easier to start with the next thing.

"Who the hell are you..." Zuo Wei was still in the wheel eye state, so only Xiaoguang could ask the question.

"Alien." Very crisp.

"...Your joke is not funny at all!" #－.－

"You've already seen ghosts, why don't you believe in the existence of aliens? Aliens are more practical than illusory ghosts~ The former is scoffed at by science, while the latter is at least an accepted scientific conjecture~"

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"Anyway... I won't be an experiment!" Bluffing, after all, it's a man-made knife. I'm a tat for fish and meat, but if I show weakness, I lose, and the other party will only become more arrogant!

"My head hurts... This is... Just now... amazing~ Is Xiaolan a magician? Such a wonderful magic~ Can I change into another one?" Guiqing, who was slow-witted and slow-witted, stared at the stars~

Xiao Guang's stomach hurts: "...this is not magic... we are in someone else's house!"

"But just now... the tea room..."

"I don't know, but we did go to someone else's house, and the other party claimed to be an alien!"

"Ah~ Xiaolan is an alien?! It's amazing! Which galaxy is it from? Are you here to investigate on Earth?" A certain light fell down and stood up tenaciously, no, I can't fall down now TAT

"You...you can't... think about our situation?!" One day he will be pissed off!

"The situation? What is the situation? Didn't you invite us to be guests?" Da Tiao's answer made a certain girl laugh, and a certain boy added fuel to the fire~

"Idiot! It's an experiment! Compared to me, a normal person, ghosts are rarer~" Threatening, making faces with trembling voices~

"Hey~ No way? Xiaolan wouldn't do that, would she?"

"If you know someone, know their face, but don't know their heart, the other party is still an alien~ What's more~" It turns out that the more dangerous you are, the better your memory will be?

"Hmph~ That's the end of the joke, the experimental product is a bit too much, although I really want to study it~"

"Look, I know she has no good intentions!" Jumping up and down.

"It's very impolite to interrupt others casually, Shindo-kun. If I really have malicious intentions, your attitude will only make you die faster!"

The other party is just a brat, unlike a pseudo-child like her, it's normal to be afraid and incoherent.

"Aren't you going to catch them if you want to study? The world is full of ghosts~ If I really have an attempt, will I tell you clearly? It is the most inferior way to alert the target~" Squinting eyes contemptuously.

"Being despised >_< being despised>_<" Whether it's being despised by a child or an alien, it's really... TNND... uncomfortable >_<

In fact, no matter what kind of contempt it is, you will not accept it calmly, right?

"I'm curious, if you are really from the Heian era, what made you maintain the purity of the millennium without getting lost? If it's persistence, it's really scary~"

"After so many years, why are those top chess players unable to see you, but ordinary people's Xiaoguang wakes you up? And after encountering you, why does Xiaoguang still not see other ghosts?"

"I guess, this is fate, there must be certain qualities between you that attract each other!"

"..." There seems to be no reason to refute, a certain one is very depressed, a certain old ghost began to think about what the so-called attraction is, and the instigator leisurely drinks tea + refills + eats snacks, watching mime drama with relish ~(￣▽￣)～

"It's so annoying!" Scratching his head, "What are you trying to do by arresting us?" Xiao Guang surrendered, "And what about the tea room? Our sudden disappearance will cause commotion!"

"I've already paid the money and put it on the table." Billing by the hour is really a good way~ "As for the commotion you mentioned? It's normal to doze off on a hot day and not see anyone leaving~"

In the distance, the shop owner is reprimanding the waiter for his lax attitude. He doesn’t even know when the customers will leave. It’s a waste of time. The scolded one is very innocent~(￣▽￣)～

When a scholar encounters a soldier, he feels that he can't explain clearly#－.－

"Old monster..." Indignant.

"Thank you for the compliment~ If I count it, I will definitely be more than [-] years old O(∩_∩)O" I haven't calculated it carefully, but I have lived for a long time. No matter what life she is in, she is considered a long life~

"Ten-thousand-year old monster >_<" One person and one ghost hugged each other, trembling together, the alien ten-thousand-year old monster, can they still live to see the sun of tomorrow? !

"I told you I didn't kidnap you for illegal experiments..." I had a headache, "Zuo Wei, do you want to be resurrected?"

"Uh...can you repeat it?" Really, hallucinations?

"Do you want to be resurrected?" he repeated calmly and kindly.

It is a huge temptation, it would be a lie to say that you are not tempted, but there is no free lunch in this world!

"What do I need to pay?"

"Don't worry, it won't exceed your tolerance, the main price will be paid by him." Pointing to the light.

"why?"

"Because you are his guardian." Of course.

Anger: "When did I become his guardian?!" No matter from the law or common sense, it should be reversed, right?What's more, there is no relationship between them at all!

"Do you think who else can be his guardian besides you?" asked back.

#－.－Speechless --- Hikari Shinto VSReallyerJa (inside) Li Yulan (outside) --- the latter wins for the Nth time of a certain R~

"But...resurrection is not as simple as talking about it!" He persisted, "And...why do I have to pay the price?" Do you commit Tai Sui?

"What are the things in the Heian era that are suitable for the present? I also need to teach him common sense and help with training. Instead of doing this, it is more cost-effective to pick ready-made ones~(￣▽￣)~"

Pushing Glasses: "As for the resurrection issue, anyway, after 1000 years, no ghost messenger from the underworld came to catch you. Maybe you have already been thrown out of reincarnation~ There is no difference between 1000 years later and 1100 years later? Wouldn't it be better to reincarnate?"

"..." I was a little persuaded, but still reluctant.

"Don't worry, I won't let you do it for nothing, just treat it as a part-time job for me! I will pay you~ I heard that you were fined pocket money for poor exam results, I believe you will not refuse, right?"

"Hey? Shut up! How did you know?!" His face was red and his ears were red, and the family ugliness was spreading~

"Well~ I have my own way~" Pushing the glasses again, she looks unpredictable. If she becomes a detective, she might become a legend.

"It seems that you agree?" Ignoring the other party's expression of "You are forcing and threatening" on his face, he took out the contract by himself, "Come on, sign it~"

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After silently taking the contract, Xiaoguang seemed to accept his fate, signed the name hastily, and didn't even read the content carefully, so that the days to come will be magnificent and exciting~(￣▽￣)～

"Then, the contract is established!" The contract turned into light, one beam was thrown into Reallyer's body, and the other beam was divided into two small beams, which were thrown into the body of a person and a ghost respectively.

"In this way, no one can break the contract, otherwise people will die~" Most of them are threats, but the consequences of breaking the contract are very miserable~ReallyerJa's "prank" was evaluated by the main gods as "a bad joke that life is worse than death", and She is in business, no one dares to make small moves~￣▽￣～

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A young boy who mistakenly boarded a pirate ship complained about being petrified in the wind, and the ghost youth tried his best to comfort him, but the effect was not obvious~

"Now, Guangjun, donate some blood."

"Why? What do you want to do?!" Be alert, being sold once foolishly, do you want to sell it a second time? !

"It's hard for a clever woman to cook without rice. How can I make him a body without materials? What I promise is resurrection, not false life~"

"Is there a difference?"

"Of course there is. False life is to put the soul into a prepared container. If the container is destroyed, it will become a lonely ghost again, and there may be secret doors left by countless creators in the container, which can force the soul to obey. It is equivalent to a living puppet; while resurrection refers to endowing the human body with complete physical and mental freedom, the difference is huge~”

"Then why do you want my blood? We don't look alike at all?"

"It doesn't matter, just do some small corrections, like plastic surgery, no problem~ As for why you need your blood? Because you are the person who has the deepest relationship with him in this world, the success rate will be greatly improved by using your blood , Didn’t you just say that resurrection is not as simple as talking about it~”

Silently allowing the other party to draw a tube of blood, saying something is not enough to make a certain light burst into tears, the kitten hates to eat the fruit, crunching ~ deliberately biting loudly --- can only vent its anger by eating ~ ￣▽￣～

"How long will it take?" A certain one asked reluctantly when he was almost out of anger, just fulfilling his obligations, fulfilling his obligations, as stipulated in the contract~

"It takes about a month from birth to full maturity. In the past few days, you will teach the teacher the common sense of life. After school starts, I will be in charge. You only need to come to his resurrection ceremony when the time comes."

"Understood...give me the address."

"I will give it to you in a month. Now is the trial period~ Every morning you come here at 9 o'clock, and you go home at 5 o'clock in the evening. The contract will bring you here. Remember to bring your homework. I heard that you still have more than half of it to solve? Summer vacation is okay. It's been a few days~" Hegemony, but I have nothing to do with the other side---depressed (╯－_－)╯╧╧

"I think your most suitable career is paparazzi or debt collector!" Indignant, but it can only be verbal~￣▽￣～

"Thanks for the compliment~ Zuo Wei, this is for you." He handed over a silver-white bead the size of a ping-pong ball.

"what is this?"

"The puppet can temporarily serve as a container for your soul, allowing you to adapt to life with a physical body in advance. In addition, during this period, I will help you apply for an ID card to ensure that nothing will go wrong~"

"You... know the law and break the law..." A young man felt that it would not be surprising if he died of a heart attack or cerebral hemorrhage!

"Otherwise he, a criminal, will be imprisoned sooner or later~" Don't care, rules can't restrain the strong!

"But Xiao Guangna..."

"I can teach you to play Go online, it's definitely more cost-effective than crawling around, as long as you arrange the time, you can O(∩_∩)O at any time" laughing, golden light~

"Really?" Leaped, "Xiaoguang, I decided to stay, you go home quickly, your family will worry about it~" The temptation was successful, and Qi Chijun abandoned the "old love" and devoted himself to the "new love" without hesitation ' hug~

#-.-

I was very depressed when I was entangled, why would I be even more angry when I was freed?

Children's desire for monopoly is understandable, and it's normal to be unhappy when their superior status is broken, boy, calm down~ normal heart~ normal heart ~ ̄▽ ̄~

The author has something to say: Why is there no book review?It's sad that the collection is not strong TAT