[Red Chamber] Daiyu Reborn

In the middle of the night, lonely men and widows, it is the time when chickens are crowing and dogs are stealing.

The poor guards accidentally ate the mixed snacks sent by the bear boy at night, and they were all sleepy. Occasionally, two vigilant guards found that His Royal Highness Xu Wang was not in the room, and followed the noisy backyard Looking for the past——I wondered again, did they not wake up, His Royal Highness Xu Wang actually went out with a pure and lovely little girl at night?

The guards rubbed their eyes one after another. If they read correctly, this little girl should be the precious daughter of the prefect of Yao... Xiaoyou, it turns out that your Highness likes this kind of "small and exquisite" ones!You said it earlier, the emperor and King Su don't have to be so difficult, it is really hard to find tall and slender beauties who stand out from the crowd, but such a short one - I have counted the capital repeatedly, and I don't know how many "leftovers" there are!

Yao Anan's wrinkled vegetable leaves were selectively ignored. Who made this little Highness so noisy?Don't go out with a human appearance and come back with a monkey appearance too many times. The so-called black is black, so don't point it out if you follow His Royal Highness Xu Wang.

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Tsk tsk, there is more.When he saw them, the little Highness was still "shy". He picked up the basket beside Yao An'an and put it on Yao An'an's head, promising to block the beauty tightly so that no one would see it... The guards Seeing the little girl who was struggling constantly, the corners of her mouth twitched and her eyes became more and more strange: My lord, coaxing women is really not like this!

Yun Nuo was so stared at by piles of "suddenly enlightened" guards that he almost wanted to die, so he quickly pulled the blind basket beside him: "Come and talk!"

Yao An'an was dragged away with a vegetable basket on his head—so, talented women are different from talented women.The charming, gentle and demure ones are naturally greeted by red hijabs, and there are "a fair lady, the bells and drums are happy"; while those who care about every detail and do not take revenge on non-women also have wet baskets, and there are "no one in the middle of the night, torture to extract a confession". ".

It is fair for you to come and go in the world, especially the crime His Royal Highness Xu Wang suffered-he is really innocent, and he is more wronged than Dou E!

Entering the small living room, Yao An'an quickly picked up the basket, and then glared over: "The king of Yue is brave, but the people die lightly!"

"..." They had communication barriers, really, and experienced the helplessness of being disgusted by Xiao Lian'er back then.

The corners of his mouth twitched, his eyes were full of mosquito coils.Yun Nuo supported the wall in advance to prevent being stunned by learning, and said with a corner of his mouth, "I don't understand this, can you speak human language?"

Yao An'an was stunned, and couldn't help guessing in his heart: Could it be that His Highness who is going to be a judge for the Poetry Club...is actually an idiot?

Talented women have always disdained turf pillows, no matter how beautifully embroidered flowers are, they don't bother to look at them.Yao Anan snorted inwardly, glared at her fiercely again, and finally said in a different language: "Do you know, sister Jiang almost died because of you!"

Sister Jiang... who is it?

Yun Nuo was at a loss, and it took him a long time to remember that he had heard of a Jiang surnamed recently, who was the talented woman from Suzhou who almost came to him a few days ago.

But I heard that the talented girl was ill in bed.Yun Nuo was really wronged beyond words, grinning his teeth: "What does it matter to me that she is sick?"

"It's not that she's sick, she, she wants to hang herself! When she was rescued, she had only one breath left..."

"Ah?" Yun Nuo couldn't help opening his mouth wide, why can't he think about it when he's in a good mood?

Yao Anan shot the knife fiercely: "It's not because of you!"

It turned out that that girl Jiang lived up to her reputation of being a talented girl who was lofty and aloof, and never thought of climbing the dragon and the phoenix.What's more, he already has a childhood sweetheart with great affection, who is gentle, considerate and handsome, and the concubine's love is so beautiful, there is no such thing as a bad boy!

But the bad thing is that the bear child came at an inappropriate time, just before the poetry meeting.Since ancient times, there have been many literati, and people in Suzhou Prefecture believe that His Royal Highness Xu Wang, who loves poetry and Ci, is also a romantic person-what a good time for boudoir poetry!You have to know that King Xu is not married yet, and you have to know that King Xu has resisted marriage for so many years that the emperor lowered the standard of Princess Xu to "female, living"... In short, if you can catch a young prince to be your son-in-law, This is really a lucrative deal!

Even if you can't get the main room, the concubine is not unacceptable, the prince and concubine also have the fifth rank!

The Jiang family was also moved in this way, and they just broke off their daughter's engagement.The Jiang family had quite a lot of money, and a few years ago they confessed to a Jinshi, but Miss Jiang's fiancé was only a young scholar, how could his arms twist his thighs?If Miss Jiang hadn't been sick when she was young, and she hadn't married her when she was 17, the family didn't plan to marry her daughter at a low price.

"Fortunately" Xu Wang bumped in, Xu Wang is 20 years old, isn't this just right?

I just feel sorry for Miss Jiang's infatuation, and she was almost beaten to death when she heard that her fiancé came to ask for an explanation. The lonely, resentful, sad and talented girl couldn't think about it for a while, and almost ended her young life with a white silk.

Yun Nuo: "..."

The son didn't kill Boren, but Boren died because of it.Yun Nuo knew this sentence, because six years ago, in the sensational case of Jia Jing's rebellion, the whole city was covered in a fog of blood, but the target was the prince and princess.At that time, Yun Ya often mentioned this sentence.

——After all, what does this have to do with me?

——Isn’t it just running away from home? It’s fine to commit a crime, but what’s the matter with committing a crime?

Yun Nuo just wanted to rush to Jiang's house and dangle the owner's collar until all the water in his mind was wiped out before he could give up: You're brainless and mean-spirited to harm your daughter, it's fine, as long as you don't harm me Come on!

Yao Anan looked at him with a bulging face: "If you hadn't come over suddenly, this poetry meeting... After all, they have agreed to cancel the boudoir poetry."

"Why?" Yun Nuo blurted out.

It's not easy for a girl in the boudoir to be arty, and someone as lawless as Nongyue has to make a special trip to torture her father, let alone Xiao Lian'er. Since the establishment of the "Yuehe Society", she has been chasing Lin Daiyu with high spirits every day... completely ignored.

There was a trace of sadness in Yao An'an's eyes, but he bit his lips again, turned his face away, and whispered stubbornly: "We girls don't write poems just for you guys to have fun."

The Suzhou Fu Boudoir Poetry Club is not so much an elegant event as it is a gimmick.It is said that it is boudoir fighting poetry, but in fact, men and women are separated by half a curtain.Those high-ranking officials, nobles, country gentry and foreign experts are waiting to be romantic at this time.The talented boudoir girl asked her family to dress up beautifully and put them on the stage for people to judge, evaluate and marry... There were even those who were unwilling to marry but were forced to die. Who let her poems fall into the hands of others? It is obviously a work that hurts the spring and autumn, but it is misinterpreted as a private grant, how can people tell the difference!

There are too many lessons learned from the past, and I can't bear to see a beautiful young girl repeat the same mistakes. Yao Anan gathered several talented ladies including Miss Jiang, and tried to persuade several prestigious old patriarchs in the local area. There are also several old ladies from aristocratic families: how can this go on like this, do you want to lose the reputation of the girl from Suzhou Mansion?

It was hard to coerce those good-natured people to cancel this year's boudoir poetry meeting, but who would have thought that King Xu would suddenly come running over, rich and powerful, who would be able to bear it?So, all previous efforts were wasted!

Yun Nuo: "..."

He finally understood why this Yao Anan was torturing him so much - he wanted to drive him away so as not to harm a good girl.

The more Yao Anan spoke, the angrier she became, and she couldn't help but sarcastically: "My lord can't even understand the allusion about King Chu's thin waist, so I don't know why he is so interested in boudoir poems!"

The stubborn little girl insisted: "We recite poems and fight against each other, not to vassalize your 'elegant'!"

Yun Nuo was stunned for a long time, then suddenly rolled his eyes: "Hey, what you said has nothing to do with me. Besides, according to what you said, I study and write poems for the sake of vassals. Other people's 'elegance'."

Yao An'an was also stunned, blinking and blinking: "What do you mean?"

Yun Nuo continued to roll his eyes, and told the truth: "There used to be a girl who was good at everything, but she liked writing these winding poems and words so much, she told me that those were not human words! But there was no way, she liked it. , I can only learn from it.”

Yao Anan: "..."

It is also an honor to be able to follow other people's elegance. My little Lian'er is so lively, beautiful, and gentle and considerate.You laymen don't understand at all, hum!

Yun Nuo crossed his arms and curled his lips again: "According to what you said, your poetry meeting here is simply selling dog meat, so I just don't watch it! By the way, after I return to Beijing, I can still participate in a copy from the emperor's brother." , saying that evil customs are prevalent here in your place... Well, then surely these harmful Laoshizi poetry meetings will not be able to be held?"

Yao Anan was taken aback, her eyes widened - are you so kind?What are you trying to do?

Yun Nuo suddenly glared at him viciously: "Don't talk about this, what kind of straw are you blowing, why am I the only one who can hear it?" Did he see a ghost or is this little girl pretending to be a ghost?

It really is an ignorant idiot!

Yao Anan twirled the straw in his hand—in fact, it was a flute, and he pointed his chin to be a teacher: "According to ancient books, the sound of mosquito snoring is better than sound. It is similar to the dumb flute of a royal dog. Hear, the older you get, the less clearly you hear."

Yao Xiaocai had already confirmed that the guards following His Highness Xu Wang were all at least 28 years old, where could they hear the noise of mosquitoes?It's only when their little highness is having nightmares and haunting the bed!

Yun Nuo twitched his lips: "I happen to be 20 years old..." I will reach the crown in a year, why is this broken flute's scourge?

Miss Yao suddenly glanced at him, looked at him and quickly moved her eyes away, her round eyes were full of resentment.

She had long been sure that the little prince in front of her would definitely be able to hear it, and she could hear it very clearly.Because, just like her, this brat grows too slowly, and is too short!

The talented girl looked at the bear child more and more unpleasantly, Yao Anan suddenly reached out and grabbed a vegetable leaf that was still sticking to her head, and asked with a stare: "I wonder if the lord can explain the confusion to the girl - the lord asked for a basket earlier. What are the stove and white porridge used to deal with the women?"

Isn't the vegetable basket not enough, and you want to throw the hot stove on her?

This... Yun Nuo rolled his eyes: "It's nothing, I just plan to mix some more paste in the basket."

Yao Anan, who was covered in vegetable leaves all over her face: "..."

Yun Nuo felt it was a pity: "It's the first time this king lit the stove, the porridge burned before it was cooked into a paste, it's really useless."

——Should I say, I'm glad you don't know how to cook?

A talented woman is a talented woman, Bo Gutong can bully people with the sound of mosquitoes today; just like a bear child is a bear child, if you don’t eat well, you can use food to toss you to death.

(Yun Nuo: Can you still run away from home happily!)