[Red Chamber] Daiyu Reborn

Lotus, Poetry Club...

Yun Nuo's thoughts could not help but drift back to many years ago. There was a small bamboo table beside the gorgeous red lotus pond.Suddenly there were several "plops" one after another, and a flying stone bounced on the surface of the water. It turned out that a naughty boy was playing in the water.The sound disturbed the girl, and she wrote thick ink and white on the whole page with one stroke. The boy grimaced triumphantly, the girl gritted her teeth in anger, and suddenly threw the brush in her hand over, and it landed on the boy's big red brocade with a "click". On the robe, there was a large pool of ugly ink marks...

It's really not a good memory, don't talk about being noisy, don't talk about making trouble, it's not like I haven't fought before.Yun Nuo still remembers that the two of them beat up into two ink-stained tabby cats and then punished them to stand together. Little Lian Er was taught by Mr. Zhen, "How do you look like a girl?" When a woman makes a move, Sixth Uncle is truly a hero."

……

"My lord, my lord!" A strange human voice suddenly entered the memory, and Yun Nuo blinked twice, only to realize that he had been distracted for a long time.

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The prefect of Suzhou seems to be a guy named Yao Xun, who is talking about a poetry meeting with him, what did he just say?It seems, it seems to say that this poetry meeting is extremely grand, held in the manor of an old number one scholar who has become an official, not only talented people will show off their talents, but also ladies will compete for beauty... Lady, woman?

Yun Nuo suddenly remembered that when he was distracted just now, he seemed to have vaguely agreed to judge this poetry meeting?

Twitching the corners of his mouth, Yun Nuo looked at the squinting and smiling Master Yao Xun with a complicated face: "Well, can this king go back on his word, can he take back what he just promised?Can this king say that he can't understand any poems?Can this king break a can and smash... Can he just say that he is blind and illiterate?

His Royal Highness Xu Wang not only doesn't care about political affairs, but also makes a lot of noise. The most valuable value of such a brat to officials, big and small, is that besides making good friends with the prince, he is probably only in his twenties and hasn't married yet.

Yao Xun is extremely attentive, he has laughed so hard that he can't see his teeth, he has already put people in a trap, how can he let him out again?Hurry up and strike while the iron is hot: "My lord doesn't know that last year's Poetry Festival, the poet of the Boudoir Poetry was none other than the little girl."

Yun Nuo: "..."

Isn't Sima Zhao's heart a bit obvious?Even such a fool as he can hear it!

Next, for example, "The little girl is fourteen years old, Su loves poetry" and so on. I don't need to listen to it, just listen to the last sentence, "The lower official here asks the little girl to bring the poems, and I also ask His Royal Highness Xu Wang to advise."

Yun Nuo didn't take it as a deaf ear, but listened to it honestly, with a gloomy will-o'-the-wisp in his eyes—he was "persecuted" by his two bastard brothers and fled the capital, running thousands of miles. Someone actually forced him to meet a woman?

Let him teach?Okay, although he is considered semi-literate and can't see good or bad poetry, he can comment on his appearance, such as "sausage mouth", "bow legs", "bubble eyes", "orangutan face" and so on—

"His Royal Highness, this is the little girl, Yao Anan."

This is all here?

Yun Nuo glanced at it, and immediately spit out a mouthful of tea: "Okay, so short!"

Tuantuan's face, Tuantuan's arms and Tuantuan's legs may not look fat, but they are too short, so that they are completely like a dumpling!

It turns out that "talented women" still have this style... Puff!

The little girl Tuantuan was just halfway through worshiping, and she puffed up her bun face and stared at him ferociously.

Master Yao Xun is sad, his daughter is a little short, but, but...His Royal Highness Xu Wang is not tall either!

Yun Nuo thumped the table unceremoniously and laughed wildly. The little girl Yao Anan gritted her teeth even more and wished she could shoot him dead with a knife. Yao Xun wanted to cry but had no tears. In fact, if he hadn't found that Xu Wang's height was just right, he wouldn't have to. So eager to recommend my daughter!

Well, don't let His Royal Highness Xu Wang know that it's because my daughter has never grown her body, and she looks like a ball at the age of 14-that's why it's hard to say goodbye!

……

When meeting Yao An'an for the first time, Yun Nuo didn't feel anything strange except that he laughed so hard that his stomach hurt.

Still Lai pretended to be an uncle at the magistrate's house, and went out to have a look when he heard that the poetry meeting was almost ready.

Hearing that Xu Wang participated in the "judgment", the Suzhou government was really excited. Many people sent poetry books in advance for Xu Wang to comment on, or sent posts to invite them to discuss poetry together.Yun Nuo is self-aware, he was illiterate before these literati!I'm too lazy to talk to you, it's fine if you get laughed at by your nephew and niece at home, I don't want to lose face in front of outsiders!

Of course, there was another important reason why Yun Nuo resisted these invitations so much—the most sent ones were boudoir poems!

He ran out because of women, so he doesn't want to deal with women anymore, okay?

There is even a talented girl, Miss Jiang, who is said to be "famous in Suzhou Mansion", "I heard that King Xu wrote poems on stone tablets when he was traveling, and I ask His Highness to advise you on this one"—not to mention that Yun Nuo didn't even remember that she was alone. What poems have been mentioned on the road, what kind of eyes have appeared, please advise, do you want to come to my door?

Yun Nuo gritted his teeth so badly that his teeth ached, and he was gloomy again: "Okay, come as soon as you come!"

This king wants to see what kind of talented woman you are and how famous you are in the Suzhou government, but you don't know who is better than the crown princess who is also from Gusu.However, no matter what, this king can accuse you of disrespecting the crown princess, and keep it so that you don't dare to mess with it again!

It's a pity that before His Royal Highness Xu Wang's conspiracy was put into practice, another post came: Miss Jiang is sick and cannot come, please forgive me, Your Highness.

Yun Nuo hummed a few times in anger, then put down the post, and went out to play out of boredom.The manor of the Poetry Society was empty at first, and two red lotuses were folded from it and brought back to play in the bottle, holding them like treasures all the way, and staring at them even when eating.

Staring at the lotus, Yun Nuo casually scooped up a spoonful of tofu flower and put it in his mouth. Fortunately, the maid blew it off early, otherwise his tongue would definitely be scalded——

"Pfft!" Yun Nuo spat out all the bean curd flower in a mouthful, and it was stained like a cat, his face twisted, "This, this... why is this tofu flower sweet!"

The maid is so innocent: If it’s not sweet, can it be eaten salty?

Yun Nuo twitched the corner of his mouth, put down the tofu flower and picked up a piece of pork ribs—"Why is it sweet again!"

Stir-fried cabbage, steamed fish, and a bowl of soup—"It's all sweet!"

The maid continued to watch with innocent eyes: Of course they are all sweet, how delicious it is to add some sugar!

Yunnuo was sad, and cast his melancholy eyes outside the door, looking at the string of northern men who accompanied him on a long trip from the capital, and seeing them want to cry but not cry.I have been in Suzhou Mansion for a few days, and I have settled down, but many guards have lost weight due to hunger.

Yun Nuo: "..."

Yun Nuo also wanted to cry, it's okay to be stuffed with a bunch of inedible and scary things by the emperor and the fourth brother, but why is he still suffering from the food when he leaves the capital?

Hurry up, tell Yao Xun to come over, and find some cooks from the north for the young master, or you will die of starvation or boredom!

Dare not to disobey the prince's order, Yao Xunma slipped to do it, but the next day it was still a table of sweets, Yun Nuo ate it with grief and indignation, but Yao Xun tasted it swearingly: It's really not sweet, not sweet at all, You want to ask the lower officials to say that this is tasteless at all!

Master Yao, to what extent have you Jiangnan people been poisoned by sweets?

Yun Nuo dryly grilled the rice, it was tasteless and better than being bored to death.But he didn't know, in fact, he suffered this crime - besides Lord Yao's slow tongue, there was also a certain little girl who was ridiculed, "the sooner the girl revenge, the better", after this village, there will be no such shop , In a few days it will be the poetry meeting, if he runs away after that, where will he go?

To prevent rats, cats are usually kept in the kitchen.The big chubby cat with patterns clawed at the doorpost, scratching the ground with its paws, trying to reach the delicious bacon hanging on the porch.Next to it, there is a little girl who maintains the same posture as the chubby big cat——Yao Anan is on her toes, trying her best to reach the wobbly corn on the porch, and finally catches one, but almost trips over the threshold , hurriedly jumped twice to stand firm, turned around and handed the corn to the cooking woman.

"King Xu wants to eat something light, so let's cook this for dinner."

The mother-in-law took the corn, and saw the eldest lady smiling, with two cute dimples on her soft cheeks: "Boil it in sugar water."

Mother-in-law: "..."

"Also, make chestnut roast chicken tomorrow, just add more sugar. Dad will get lumps when he eats chestnuts, so he won't try it."

The mother-in-law asked the sky speechlessly, turned around and threw the corn into the boiling water to cook, and subconsciously scooped a large spoonful of sugar into it.

Yao Anan nodded in satisfaction, and bounced back to flip through the recipes, one trick a day, so he wouldn't die if he got bored!

Poor His Royal Highness Xu Wang chewed sweet corn, stalked sweet chestnuts, and stuffed with sweet tofu flower. The more he ate, the more he got tired of it, as if he had been thrown into powdered sugar and rolled a few times, his whole body was sticky.

The so-called one side supports the other side, only to find out that the water and soil are not acclimatized now, isn't it, a bit late?

……

Really not used to sweets, Yun Nuo just squeezed his nose like drinking medicine, and left after the Xindao Poetry meeting—but, it’s all right if he can’t eat well, why is he sleeping in a magistrate’s house? not good?

It's not that he recognizes the bed, Yun Nuo can sleep on the table.When he was not skipping class, he squinted his eyes and went to sleep. Anyway, Mr. Zhen didn’t care much about him. Anyway, when school was over, Yun Ya would wake him up and tell him what homework the old man assigned today. By the way, I will help you do it well. Write half of it, and copy the rest yourself.

His Royal Highness Xu Wang has always been thick-skinned and doesn't know how to reflect on himself.Mr. Zhen spoke slowly and lectured even more slowly, soft and slow like hypnosis, how could he not sleep?Where is this place like this, every time at the beginning of the night, there will be bursts of sharp and piercing strange sounds, like Mr. Nan Guo playing the Yu-this is a story he heard from the old man when he was in a daze, but he didn't hear it clearly. I remember that Mr. Nan Guo played very hard!

What's even more weird is that every time he covered his ears and yelled that he was going crazy from the noise, the guards standing on duty outside all looked blank: "My lord, we didn't hear anything!"

You didn't hear it, could it be that the king's ears are ringing?It's still haunted, and it's only the king's eccentric ghost!

The ear-piercing sound often rang out from the first watch to the third watch, and couldn't sleep well for several nights. Yun Nuo was sleepy with a pair of panda eyes.Beating the bed board, gnashing his teeth: "Find some baskets for me, and some vegetable leaves. By the way, I also need a stove and white rice!"

The guard was taken aback: "My lord, what do you want to do?"

Yun Nuo stared at him viciously: "I'm not used to sweets, can't I make porridge by myself?"

Yes, of course, as long as you don't burn down the house.No, the house belongs to the prefect of Yao, so they don't feel bad if it burns, they just need to keep an eye on it so that the prince doesn't burn himself.

Yunnuo turned on the stove to cook porridge, and didn't put any vegetable leaves. Apart from being burnt and inedible, there was no accident.

Yun Nuo put down the stove listlessly, and the guards were also relieved.It's night again, those who stay up late stay up late, those who stay up late stay up late, those who stay up late stay up late.

In the pitch-dark garden, the flowers trembled slightly, a short figure crept up to the small courtyard where Yunnuo lived, estimated that the distance was about the same, and held something like a straw between two fingers to his lips, gently Blow softly——

"Bang!" Suddenly a basket was used as a hood to completely block the vision, and then a pile of wet things poured onto his body. Before the poor "Night Raider" could react, he was suddenly pushed to the ground. He received several punches on the back.

"Oh, it hurts so much!" The cry of pain was extremely pitiful.

Yun Nuo, who was so excited and wanted to beat him up again, was stunned. This voice... a woman?

Quickly took off the straw frame of the hedging head, drenched with vegetable leaves all over his body, and glared at him viciously... the short dumpling he met the other day, Yao An'an?

After many years, I hit a woman again...

Damn, is this king really innocent this time?

Facing the little girl sitting on the ground who kept picking leaves, Yun Nuo caught sight of the straw in her hand through the dim candlelight, and immediately understood that it was the culprit of those strange noises.He couldn't help but stare at him, showing no mercy: "Is there something wrong with you?"

Yao Anan wiped his face, wiped off the rotten vegetable leaves in his hand, frowned in disgust, and immediately stared back more fiercely than him, his face bulged with anger, and he looked more like a dumpling.

Hey, I, the tormented sufferer, haven't gotten so angry yet!Yun Nuo twitched the corners of his mouth and asked, "Just because I said you were short?" Because of this, the cock crowed in the middle of the night, how narrow-minded is this little girl?

Among the "talented women", how could there be such a style!

Yao Anan stared at him, gritted his teeth, and said every word: "The king of Chu is so thin, and the palace is starving to death!"

Yun Nuo: "..."

—Who will tell him what this sentence means?

(Sorry I worked overtime yesterday and didn't have time to update~~

Talented women also have various styles, and it is definitely lucky to have Daiyu on the stall~~

Yun Nuo: Don't bully the illiterate, okay?

Meow: You deserve to be single for beating a woman. )