[Naruto] The dog who went astray

Bai Jue feels like he is skiing, the kind of skiing that uses a certain part of the body instead of a ski, uh...his ass is hot..._(:з」∠)_This must be a nightmare.In other words, Bai Jue couldn't figure out why he was having nightmares while he was half asleep and half awake. Forget it, anyway, Void Body will definitely take care of his main body.

Sure enough, after a while, he seemed to have returned to the soft big bed, rubbed the soft pillow contentedly, and reached out to touch the hand of the phantom by instinct.

"Good~"

Suddenly found that it seems...

What's wrong..._(:з」∠)_

It's impossible for my phantom's hair to be so long. In his impression, it seems that only Uchiha has such a long hair!magic!king!Bai Jue's hand froze, he didn't dare to open his eyes to recognize it, he quickly retracted his hand, and quickly turned his back to Uchiha the Great Demon King.

It's a dream, it's a dream, it's a dream!

It's a dream, it's a dream, it's definitely a dream!

Bai Jue hypnotized himself...

Madara knew he was awake.

Madara didn't say anything, just looked at him without saying a word.

The Great Uchiha Demon King's gaze was too intense, and Bai Jue, who was hiding under the blanket to escape reality, was sweating profusely.

It's really a big deal.

She actually slept in the same bed as Banban!Although the bed is big enough for one person, it still feels weird. The most embarrassing thing for Bai Jue is that he seems to be wearing only a pair of underpants, and his yukata has gone somewhere..._(:з」 ∠)_

Help……

Did something happen that I don't know!

Bai Jue is all right.

"It is said that--"

Madara's voice rang out in the quiet room, and the drawn-out ending gave the illusion that he was watching meaningfully, and a chill came down behind Bai Jue.

"You call me mean?"

His tone was light, as if stating the past.

Bai Jue looked embarrassed.

#It's over I got caught chewing my tongue behind my back. #

"dark?"

Bai Jue: (T^T)

"Secondary two?"

Bai Jue: (╥﹏╥)

"Cruel?"

Bai Jue: ..._(:з」∠)_

Hearing Madara's words, Bai Jue wanted to get out of bed, but the Great Demon King Uchiha was clearly the calm before the storm.As an artificial man he created, he should be praised for his talents, but he didn't, but the ghost knows that he is eavesdropping and falling (╯‵ ′)╯︵┴─┴ is going to die.

Bai Jue turned over and hugged Madara's hand.

"But Ban Ban, even so, I still like you QAQ"

Spot narrowed his eyes.

"Has anyone told you that?"

"what?"

Bai Jue stared blankly at the Uchiha Demon Lord whose eyes were glowing. The Uchiha Demon Lord's words came out of nowhere, and he couldn't understand them at all.

"Don't confess in bed."

Madara said expressionlessly, from the beginning to the end, he didn't push away the glued artificial man.I vaguely remember Bai Jue's initial appearance, with a snow-white body, a human shape, a few centimeters shorter than him, green hair, and orange-yellow eyes.Stupid and silly look.

The Great Demon King Uchiha raised his hand and touched the man-made man's head, but the man-made man slowly let go of his arm, and said "Then I'll get out."

Bai Jue spoke so fast at that time, he fled underground in an instant.

spot:"……"

Fuck..._(:з」∠)_

What is this God unfolding...

the next day.

Bai Jue and Madara left the hot springs and started looking for Madara's second eye.Bai Jue knew that Obito was staying at the secret base through his incorporeal body, so he brought Madara back to the secret base.

As soon as he stepped in, the Great Demon King Uchiha almost thought that he had come to the wrong place, and the dark and dark room turned into a brightly lit place at this moment.He couldn't believe that he had lived in this place for decades.

Obito failed to catch up with Kakashi, and was lying down in his room at the moment, thinking about his life by the way.But when he heard familiar footsteps in the quiet cave, his train of thought was interrupted.

Obito got up from the bed, went out to open the door, and saw that Bai Ze and Uchiha the Great Demon King were slowly walking towards him.At that moment, he knew something, but what made him feel even more strange! ! ! !Why did Bai Jue stand shoulder to shoulder with Madara Uchiha in front of him without any damage, shouldn't he be beaten into a pig's head? !These three days... what happened that he didn't know!

"Bai Jue, are you really alright?"

Obito was very suspicious.

Bai Jue looked at Obito with a puzzled expression.

"You are the one, right? What can I do? By the way, why are you here?"

"..."

#He was still here#

Obito was also sad for a while.Kakashi must be very reluctant for him to go to him, alas... we can only let each other calm down, and we can talk about it later.

Seeing the sadness on his face, Bai Jue understood immediately, he stepped forward and patted his shoulder sympathetically. "It's okay, Tutu, the work dictator is cranky, come and rebuild the village of Yuyin! We still have a bright future!"

earth:"……"

spot:"……"

The companion is a persistent bastard, and the two have mixed feelings.How can I tell him that the village of Hidden Rain is hopeless?

Bai Jue was talking enthusiastically, and after a while, he noticed that the two Uchihas looked at him as if caring for the mentally retarded, Bai Jue frowned, feeling unhappy.Trust between people! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┴─┴ "Hmph, if you don't go, I will go by myself! Goodbye!"

earth:"……"

spot:"……"

This man-made person is actually angry? !

"How to do?"

Seeing Bai Jue's back going further and further away, Obito subconsciously asked Madara.

"He'll be back in a while."

Madara replied firmly, with a cold expression on his face.

Obito:  …

Obito can't understand why this old man looks like he knows Bai Jue very well... It stands to reason that he has been with Bai Jue for 18 years, shouldn't he be the one who knows him...

On the contrary, Obito feels that the actions of this artificial human cannot be predicted casually...