[Naruto] The dog who went astray

“Spa suite, the biggest.”

After completing a series of formalities, Bai Juesi dragged Madara and followed the waiter to a unique wooden house, perhaps because the war had just ended and the location of the hot spring was in the mountains, it seemed extraordinarily quiet.

Walking into the wooden house, the exquisite decoration and soft lighting make people feel more comfortable.

Before Madara could speak, Bai Jue pushed the stinky Madara into the bathroom.

"Banban, go take a shower."

spot:"……"

The gorgeous and elegant garden-style hot spring suite, Bai Jue thinks it is the most suitable for enjoying.And this suite seems to be for two people ←_← and there are two bathrooms, Bai Jue was so excited that he threw off his clothes and ran in, so he didn't have to wait for Banban to finish washing before going in.

When Madara came out of the bathroom, he saw that the artificial man was already in the open-air hot spring pool. Seeing him coming out of it, he waved to him enthusiastically.

The Great Demon King Uchiha walked over sullenly.

#Why did he chase after the man-made man to hang him? Why did he end up taking a hot spring with the man-made man! #宇智波大魔王 expressed his displeasure, and found that the man-made man has a special ability to lead people away. What made him most displeased was that the good four battles ended hastily like this!

Don't want to talk to him!

Seeing that Madara turned a blind eye to his enthusiasm, Bai Jue looked confused, #大魔王What should I do if I'm awkward! ! ! #

Bai Jue squinted at the Great Demon King Uchiha, and found that there was no him at all in the lavender eyes of the Great Demon King, only the shimmering water surface and the faint light projection.

……

Let me say something ←_←

Baibaibaijue: "Banban..."

Uchiha Madara: "..."

Baibaibaijue: "Banban~"

Uchiha Madara: ==

Baibaibaijue: "Banban!"

Uchiha Madara: ←_←

"Spotty spotty spotty spotty..."

"what!"

After Bai Jue's unremitting efforts, he finally got a big white eye from the Great Demon King Uchiha.

Although it is very likely that it is not difficult to be annoyed by being called, so it blows up.

"Don't ignore me."

Bai Jue looked at the Great Demon King Uchiha pitifully, as if begging for his forgiveness.The Great Demon King Uchiha gave Bai Jue a sideways look, his handsome face was as indifferent as ever.

"To shut up."

Bai Jue sighed, and slowly walked out of the hot spring pool. "QAQ...Don't be angry, Banban, you should take a good bath in the hot spring. I'm leaving first."

spot"……"

#Mad mentally retarded! #

Who ignored him, Madara was angry again, he just didn't want to talk temporarily.

However, that mentally handicapped man didn't have any awareness at all, and left the hot spring pool with his head down, looking very disappointed.The Great Demon King Uchiha turned around, and subconsciously stretched out his hand... but he retracted his hand half way out.

The Great Demon King Uchiha tilted his head, frightened by his own behavior, just now...why did he want to come...

……

After Bai Jue left the suite, he summoned an incorporeal body to accompany him.The empty body showed a surprised expression when he saw that he was safe and sound. #天热卜!Uchiha the Great Demon King didn't do anything to the main body! #

Bai Jue frowned, and went up to slap him on the forehead. "What kind of expression do you have, brat, you want to rebel!"

"QAQ..."

The virtual body who was slapped on the head by the fried hair Bai Jue looked at Bai Jue with an aggrieved face, Bai Jue just took out some money from his pocket and handed it to him as if he beat him for granted.

"Quick, go and open another hot spring suite for me."

"Oh well…"

"Wait, I'm going as a person, idiot..."

……

After a while, Bai Jue, who turned into an ordinary-looking man, gave him a new suite, and Bai Jue soaked himself in the hot spring again.Still two people, but him and his incorporeal body.

Being able to soak in the hot springs with the main body, the void body expressed that he was very happy, but...he felt that his main body had an extra attribute that should not belong to him - long-winded.

As soon as I came up, I couldn't stop talking.

Although the virtual body feels that he seems to be able to speak normally, but in front of the main body, he can only nod, nod, nod...

After listening to him nagging about the Uchiha Great Demon King for half an hour, the void felt that he was about to become a useless artificial human.Want to cry, want to go ashore.Who wants to hear what you think of Uchiha the Great Demon King Ah Wow (╯‵ ′)╯︵┴─┴ "Boss... Would you like to drink some wine and sleep?"

The void persuaded helplessly, with an awkward smile on his face.

He especially hopes that the main body will be a cold and handsome man quietly, and they will feel particularly proud of their incorporeal bodies, but... the reality is often the opposite.

Bai Jue glared at the empty body Bai Jue, and resolutely refused. "Don't! Do you understand that drinking is wrong?! Get up and talk for a while!"

"Ok!"

When the virtual body heard that it was about to leave the hot spring, it became excited.

but……

It seemed that he had soaked in the hot spring for too long, and as soon as he changed into a bathrobe, Bai Jue limply lay on the wooden table, a little dizzy.But his incorporeal body doesn't seem to be the slightest thing. I don't know if it's because he is a primitive artificial human without blood and flesh.

Bai Jue glanced at him.

"...12143, let me tell you, I know a lot of things about Ban Ban, those despicable, dark, styles I don't like, people who are secondary and cruel..."

Incorporeal "..."

#Wait, what kind of god is this unfolding!Ontology, do you feel a familiar Chakra approaching us? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh #

"When he committed suicide, I really didn't want to revive him according to his plan, but... I don't know why o<"

"that……"

The empty body grabbed the hem of his clothes in embarrassment, but was quickly thrown away.

"Anything can remind me of Scabbers. For example, hands, illusions, and other insignificant things. I always feel that it is better to have a Scabber in the world..."

"..."

Bai Jue was lying on the table and talking weakly, his sober body wanted to interrupt him halfway to tell him not to continue talking, the Great Demon King Uchiha was listening.But the main body just said don't make noise and let me finish.Right now, it seemed that he had finished speaking, Xu Xu broke into a cold sweat.

It is a good thing that the whole family of Uchiha the Great Demon King is not mentioned.

The room finally quieted down. The virtual body looked at the silent main body, but suddenly felt very suspicious, did it fall asleep...

The void slowly moved over, and raised his hand to push away the bangs covering his face, but someone grabbed his hand suddenly, he turned his head in surprise, and when he saw an indifferent face, his heart skipped a beat. for a moment.

Yu!wisdom!Wave!big!magic!king!

Oh my god!

and many more……

where!inside!No!right!

Does his action mean that he doesn't want him to touch his own body? ! !What's the meaning? ! !Is there any law of heaven and king in this! !

The incorporeal expression was bewildered, but seeing the Uchiha Demon King’s face, I am Tenri Wangfa, so he didn’t dare to ask any questions, and could only watch the Uchiha Demon King appear to be asleep or passed out. Anyway, I don’t know why the main body was dragged away...

The incorporeal mood is complex.

Take care of yourself...