Hormone strategy [entertainment]

Min Yunqi's first schedule after his ears healed was to record "Run, BTS". When they first heard that this program was going to be filmed, several people couldn't believe it. It was so boring during filming, and this program has not closed down yet?

However, when they arrived at the shooting site and heard the theme of this shooting, several people found it even more incredible that the program crew even wanted to shoot a melodrama?

Zheng Haoxi looked at Shen Zaihao's appearance of being struck by lightning, and felt that his brother's blank look was a bit funny: "Didn't the ARMYs also like it when the confession ceremony was filmed like that last time?"

Min Yunqi said leisurely: "They will like whatever you take."

Zheng Haoxi: "?"

As soon as the show aired the opening credits, the fans were already laughing.

[Min Yoon Ki is too real]

[#人世真实韵云吉##流口走车车韩宇吉#]

[Xinxi's expression: Huh? ? ]

[We don’t have any, if we don’t perform well, I will be caught and spanked]

[There is also the ARMY House last time, please do not become a fan of idol behavior]

"It's okay to act in a melodrama," Shen Zaihao reluctantly accepted the fact, "Just give me a normal role."

"Don't force yourself if you're lucky."

"?" Shen Zaihao rolled his eyes at Min Yunqi, "You're the one who got shit luck today."

Min Yunqi said disdainfully, "Worry about yourself first."

Today's role is not a lottery, it was randomly assigned by Tian Zhengguo.

"I advise you to think carefully before giving it to me." Shen Zaihao stared at Tian Zhengguo and said.

Tian Zhengguo randomly changed the position of the note in his hand several times, took out the middle one and handed it to Shen Zaihao solemnly, "Brother, bless you."

Next to Shen Zaihao was Min Yunqi, Tian Zhengguo randomly picked one for him, after a round, Tian Zhengguo returned to Shen Zaihao's other side with the last remaining note.

Jin Nanjun looked at his members: "I count 1, 2, 3, shall we open it together?"

"1, 2, 3—"

Before Shen Zaihao understood his role, Min Yunqi next to him scolded someone.

Something funny must have happened to make Min Yunqi curse!

Shen Zaihao turned his head to look, '...a female high school student',?

"Ahahaha! Min Yunqi! You have today too!"

Min Yunqi looked indifferent: "You take care of yourself first!"

"What did I say? You will be punished!"

"..." Min Yunqi looked down at Shen Zaihao's note, and snorted coldly, "The coquettish ghost is not getting any better, is it?"

Shen Zaihao retorted: "Then I'm a man too!"

Min Yunqi: "??"

Seeing that Min Yunqi was about to go berserk, Jin Nanjun immediately opened his note: "My role is... a kind but heartless relative?"

[Min Yoon-ki hahahahahahahahahaha retribution]

[Old Min: beep——]

[myk: I think there is a problem with your program group]

[Laughing to death hahaha just finished talking about Shen Zaihao, Min Yunqi got it hahahaha]

[Why is this episode so funny at the beginning hahaha]

After everyone's roles were announced, they went to change their clothes.

Min Yunqi's appearance was more complicated than theirs, before anyone came out, the seven of them got together for a meeting.

Shen Zaihao picked a chair at random and sat down, just as he sat down, Jin Taejun, who was walking behind, stopped in front of him.

"?"

Kim Tae-joo: "I'm No.1, shouldn't I sit in the first row?"

Shen Zaihao raised his eyebrows: "?"

Jin Tae-joo immediately faltered, and was carried to the side by Park Ji-joon and sat down.

"Let's discuss how to punish Suga-san, shall we?"

"This brother is not the type who will respond to us."

"Certainly won't go along with us."

"But he must be off work."

"Didn't Brother Hao want to act like a baby? Just grab his sleeve and stick to him." When several people were discussing in a hurry, Director Jin Nanjun and Kim Dae began to direct the play, "One of you is responsible for crying and the other is crying." Responsible for laughing, then Brother Jin remembered the head voice, and finally everyone mixed in together, I was giggling beside, JK asked him if he was hungry, and then Taiyi was the glasses I had been wearing for 19 years..."

"Brother Suga will take over the next role??"

"He might not pick it up," Kim Namjoon said, "but he wants to get off work."

[I know, I know, I know you want to get off work]

[Director Jin's play is not bad, I hope the actors will work hard]

[Min Yoon-ki hahahahahahahahahahahaha]

After an unknown amount of time, the director told them that it was time to start, and several people quickly sat upright, waiting for the start.

Pu Zhixuan went out first as the class monitor, and Shen Zaihao sat in the last row, drawing a piece of shit on his English book.

Not long after, Park Zhijun entered the room with a constipated smile.

"Everyone, a transfer student came to our class today."

Pu Zhixuan's cheeks were flushed, and he didn't know if he was shy or holding back a smile.

[High energy warning! ! ! ! ]

[I'm coming! ! ! ]

[Goddess, woo woo woo! ]

Then the door was opened, and Min Yunqi walked in.

The six class elites sitting below: "?"

Big brother Min, who usually swags perfectly, is wearing a pleated skirt, a wig, and just the right amount of blush and lipstick. He looks like a shy girl.

Shen Zaihao really couldn't hold it back, he lay down on the table and laughed, his head buried in his arms and he laughed little by little.

It's really hilarious.

Especially there is a pair of such big shoes under the pleated skirt, this picture is really funny.

Seeing him laughing like this, the others no longer wronged themselves, and laughed blatantly.

The director called out the card helplessly.

After everyone was tired of laughing, making sure that no matter how much they looked at each other, they would stop laughing, the director called out tiredly.

Min Yunqi sat in front of Shen Zaihao, and the other members followed the sequence they had arranged just now, one by one, performing pole dancing on Min Yunqi's fragile nerves.

The first one to play was Jin Nanjun, he moved the table to Min Yunqi's side, and asked cautiously: "Yunzhi, can I learn English with you?"

Min Yunqi nodded coldly.

"This word..." Jin Nanjun pointed to a word on the book, and then made a gesture to Min Yunqi, "It means loving you~"

[Nan Jun still dares to tease your brother? ? ? ]

[It really looks so heartless, hahahahahaha]

[Everyone, another high-energy warning later, those who eat and drink quickly swallow it! ]

Shen Zaihao, who followed Jin Nanjun on the stage, was well versed in the principle of coquettishness, dragged a chair and sat to Min Yunqi's left, sharpened his voice deliberately, and asked coquettishly, "Nuna, can I have lunch with you at noon?"

Others: Fuck!Brother Hao is awesome!

Min Yunqi stared at Shen Zaihao indifferently, as if he was enduring something, and finally smiled slightly at Shen Zaihao: "Let's have a look at it coquettishly."

"Okay." Shen Zaihao nodded stiffly, then gritted his teeth and made an "Ode to Love" for the camera. After finishing, regardless of the scorched reaction on the scene, he looked at Min Yunqi provocatively: "Nuna, how are you? Heartbeat Yet?"

Min Yunqi (goosebumps all over his body from being disgusted: he almost couldn't move his heart.

But disgusting is disgusting, but Min Yunqi is not a vegetarian, he stretched out his hand and stroked two handfuls of Shen Zaihao's hair, expressing the owner's sense of relief for his pet: "The hair is very smooth."

Shen Zaihao raised his eyes to look at Min Yunqi's hand, and opened his mouth to bite on it.

"Hungry?" Min Yunqi said with a smile, "Then I'll have braised Shen Zaihao for lunch."

Shen Zaihao: "?"

"Shen Zaihao, do you know him? The most lazy one in BTS, eh? You two look alike."

"..." Shen Zaihao replied: "Nuna, can you open your eyes and look at me? It's daytime now, so you don't need to turn off the lights for yourself."

"Who's next? Why don't you come here and think about it?" Min Yunqi moved a chair to the side, and directly changed the channel forcefully.

Jin Taeyi immediately came over with his English book in his arms, and Shen Zaihao returned with a chair wisely.

"Yunzhi, let's learn English together? You know that there will be exams tomorrow and the day after tomorrow?"

Min Yunqi looked disgusted: "What kind of crappy school? I just transferred here and have to take an exam?"

"Let's learn this part together today."

"Oh," Min Yunqi casually pointed at the book, "Then what does this word mean?"

"??" Jin Taiyi's puzzled eyes widened, how did he know what this word meant?If he can tell it's English, it's good.

But it doesn't prevent him from talking nonsense, "This word means type, that is, do you like men like me? This means."

"……roll."

"okay."

Kim Tae-joo's part is over.

[fuck hahahahahahahahahahahaha]

[Min Yunqi exhales fragrance again hahahahahahaha]

[Miss Min is too hardcore, I'm dying laughing]

[Shen Gou acting like a baby is too greasy my god hahahahaha]

[Actually... I think Shen Gou is cute when he acts like a baby (whisper bb]

[Me too... (whisper bb+2]

[When Min Tang touches Shen Gou's hair, they are also quite sweet (whisper bb]

[Isn't the CP of the irritable old lady and the coquettish milk dog good for him? ? ]

[+3...]

[And Min Tang is too double-standard, Jin Tai's mouth is fragrant, and Shen Gou's is for him to act like a baby? ]

[However, Kim Tae-jin’s cowardly look is no one anymore hahahaha]

[Miss Min: Get out

Kim Tae: okay

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I almost laugh out of my contact lenses]

Tian Zhengguo entered the stage pretentiously pulling his shirt collar, and the first thing he did was to take off his school uniform jacket and throw it on the desk in front of Min Yunqi, "Is it cold?"

Min Yunqi thought about today's temperature: "You should be the cold one, right? It's minus two degrees today."

Tian Zhengguo paused, then took off his shoes and put them on the table without giving up, with a tone of charity: "I gave them to you, wear them."

other people:? ? ?

Shen Zaihao glanced at the shoes, "Nuna might be too small to wear."

[hahahahahahahaha]

[Shen Zaihao really took over my joke hahahahaha]

[How can they hold back their laughter hahahaha]

[Shen Zaihao: I took it out and it was bigger than you]

[Hahahahahaha I died laughing]

Tian Zhengguo glanced at Shen Zaihao tiredly: brother, where are you from?

Shen Zaihao: I'm sorry, brother, hurry up, it's important to get off work early!

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Shen Zaihao: Nu, why are you so violent?

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感谢在2019-11-1217:54:25~2019-11-1318:28:16期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of the irrigation nutrient solution: 2 bottles of salty; 1 bottle of wine glass;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!