Hormone strategy [entertainment]

"You guys... get ready to move. The house has been found, and we will move there in two days."

During the interval of company practice, Song Haofan told them about moving.

They've moved house several times, and each time it's like saying goodbye to the past because the place they've moved to keeps getting better.

"You heard me, children, please go back tonight and do some tidying up."

Jin Shuozhen said that he wanted to tidy up his house a long time ago. There are too many things, which are given by the brand and fans, and the house is piled up in a mess.

"it is good--"

The others agreed eagerly, and continued to practice under Zheng Haoxi's leadership.

……

It was late at night when the kids got home.

Min Yunqi was lying on the bed playing with his mobile phone, looking at Shen Zaihao tidying up in the room, he was very puzzled, it was also a day of practice, how could he still have the energy to tidy up the room? ? ?

"Yeah, why is the box you ordered fried chicken takeaway last time still there?? Didn't you lose it?"

An empty takeaway box flew over.

"Brother, this lip balm has been around for a year, why are you still keeping it here?"

A lipstick also flew over.

"And this, isn't the hat you said you couldn't find last time here?"

A woolen hat flew over and hit Min Yunqi on the face.

"..." Min Yunqi couldn't bear it anymore, and crawled out from the pile of rubbish, "Clean it up as soon as you clean it up, isn't it good to throw it on the ground? Why did you throw it on my bed??"

Shen Zaihao smiled triumphantly: "If you don't throw it on your bed, will you get up and clean it up with me?"

"Why are you in a hurry now? It's not like you're going to move out tomorrow."

"Then can you still start tidying up when you are about to move out?"

"..." Min Yunqi stared at Shen Zaihao for a few seconds, finally compromised helplessly, and cleaned up with Shen Zaihao.

"Eh? What is this box?"

I don't know when a cardboard box was placed under the desk, and a layer of dust fell on it. Shen Zaihao had no impression of this box at all, and looked at Min Yunqi suspiciously: "You put it?"

But obviously Min Yunqi didn't remember what was in the box either.

"Open it and see."

Shen Zaihao opened the cover, there seemed to be a lot of things inside, the top one was an envelope.

Inside the envelope was a pile of IOUs.

The familiar handwriting instantly brought him back to four years ago.

It was still in the trainee period, Jin Shuozhen was stuck on his bed, he said that he would charge for sleeping in his bed, and when he got up the next day, Jin Shuozhen took a picture of him, and there was a picture drawn by Jin Shuozhen on it Dog paw prints used in place of fingerprints.

It's been so long.

Shen Zaihao sighed with emotion, and there was an IOU written by Tian Zhengguo at the back.

'I, Tian Zhengguo, wrote an IOU because I was still 100 million yuan short of the 100 million yuan per night requirement. After my debut, I will be fully compensated. I will sleep first and express my apologies. '

Shen Zaihao chuckled helplessly, he almost forgot about it.

After the cleaning work was suspended, Shen Zaihao took out his mobile phone and took a photo of the two IOUs, and then sent them to the group.

[Look at yourselves!Keep your promises!This IOU has been going on for several years and I haven’t seen you pay it back]

[Jin Shuozhen:? ?Why are you showing me this? ? ? ? 】

【Shen Zaihao: Pay back the money, you】

[Jin Shuozhen: What's more, do you believe that I let Tian Zhengguo bite you? 】

【Shen Zaihao: How to bite? 】

[Jin Shuozhen: ...you are hopeless. 】

After Jin Shuozhen was disgusted, Shen Zaihao was in a good mood and continued to tidy up the room.

Under the envelope containing the IOU was a cowhide notebook. Shen Zaihao stared at this notebook for a long time, and found that he really didn't have any memory related to this notebook, so he asked the other owner of this room: "Is this yours?"

Min Yunqi was tidying up the messy wires on the ground, when he looked up, he saw Shen Zaihao holding his junior high school diary in his hand, he was so frightened that he immediately stood up, "What are you doing with this?"

"what is this?"

Judging by Min Yunqi's reaction, this notebook should be very important.

Shen Zaihao felt that it was not good to see other people's privacy, but he was very curious, so he asked very tangled, "Can I see it?"

Min Yoon Ki's secret!I really want to see it qaq

"No!" Min Yunqi refused righteously.

"I just took a look..."

"That's not OK."

Min Yunqi snatched back his diary, and was about to find a place to hide it, but he stepped on something, slipped, and fell directly, including the clothes hanger beside him.

There was a loud bang, which startled Shen Zaihao.

However, when he saw Min Yunqi, he was even more startled: "??? Brother, don't scare me!"

Shen Zaihao immediately ran over to help Min Yunqi up, and gasped when he saw the blood on his ear: "Your ear?!"

Min Yunqi touched it, his hand was covered with blood, "?"

……

"You said you, I didn't watch for a while, why did you do this to yourself?"

Song Haofan watched Shen Zaihao and Min Yunqi sitting in a row listening to the training, feeling extremely tired, "The end of the year is coming soon! There is never a time when you are all complete at the end of the year! I am too difficult."

Min Yunqi: "Well, I'm too sad not to be on stage."

Song Haofan had a cold face: "Really?"

"Yeah!" Min Yunqi nodded, "Everyone is struggling, but I can only lie down in the dormitory. It's so sad."

"If you don't smile, I really believe it."

Shen Zaihao raised his hand cowardly: "Well... can I apply to stay and take care of the sick?"

"You?" Song Haofan looked at Shen Zaihao.

Shen Zaihao nodded, opened his eyes and said nonsense: "Yes, you see that Min Yunqi's ear fell off, he must not be in the mood to eat, I think I should stay in the dormitory to take care of him, in case he thinks about suicide one day..."

"Are you still a human??"

Song Haofan also looked at Shen Zaihao speechlessly: "He can't go, all his parts belong to you! You have to go!"

Shen Zaihao (frankly and honestly failed to skip work, wronged Baba: "Oh."

Soon it was the day of the performance.

Shen Zaihao played with his mobile phone too late last night, he got up late in the morning, hurriedly washed up, got into the car, took a breath and wanted to play with his mobile phone, when he suddenly found that his mobile phone seemed to have been left at home.

"That..." Shen Zaihao called Park Zhijun, "Can you give Min Yunqi a call?"

"what happened?"

"My phone seems to be lost."

"Didn't Brother Yunqi's ear hurt?"

"..." Shen Zaihao rolled his eyes, "Isn't his other ear still fine?"

"Yeah."

When Park Zhijun called, Min Yunqi's lazy voice sounded: "What are you doing?"

Park Zhijun gave Shen Zaihao the phone.

"See if my phone is on the bed."

"Wait a moment."

Min Yunqi went to Shen Zaihao's bed and looked around, Shen Zaihao's cell phone was next to his pillow.

"Here, I'll send it to you?"

"We're all gone, I just asked if I have the phone, in case he lost it."

"Oh, he's alive and well, hang up if he's fine."

Shen Zaihao hung up the phone directly.

After returning the phone to Pu Zhijun, Shen Zaihao sighed, how could he live without a phone in this long night...

……

SBS Gayo Daejeon starts on time.

Min Yunqi turned on the TV and watched the live broadcast, and suddenly got into his mind while watching.

He picked up Shen Zaihao's cell phone and easily unlocked it. Shen Zaihao was afraid that he would suddenly forget the password one day. All passwords were the same, and it was his birthday.

The TV was just broadcasting the part of the red carpet interview, and Shen Zaihao held the mic and smiled at the camera: "Our empty nester Sugaxi, you have to take good care of yourself in the dormitory, you can't turn over if you fall on both ears. "

???

Good boy, he was still hesitating whether to do that, since Shen Zaihao was so worried about his health, then don't blame him for being rude.

I don't know how long it took before the BTS finally came on stage. Although it was a bit strange to see his members on TV, he still steadfastly took n ugly photos.

However, he clicked on Shen Zaihao's Weibo on his phone.

Because of Shen Zaihao's presence, Weibo has not been operated by the staff, and it is basically posted by Shen Zaihao himself.

Although Min Yunqi couldn't understand Chinese, he had seen Shen Zaihao's Weibo, and he knew the specific process.

But he can't type Chinese...

Min Yunqi stared at the phone for a long time, and suddenly remembered that there was a translation software in Shen Zaihao's phone, because sometimes he used that software to translate things he couldn't understand.

'Shim Jae Ho is a fool'

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So, the ARMYs who were still sad that they could not see Min Yunqi suddenly received a reminder from Weibo.

'The BTS you follow just posted a Weibo'

???

Shen Zaihao, can you post Weibo while you are dancing?

As a result, go in a little bit...

Um?Did Min Yoon-ki post this?

Why did you bring Shen Zaihao's exclusive little tail? ?

What's the matter with you two? ? ?

cpf: I seem to know some indescribable facts...

After the performance, Shen Zaihao went home and took a shower, and while he was lying on the bed playing with his mobile phone, he suddenly discovered that there were so many messages on Weibo?

Click in and take a look, huh?Why did his mobile phone send out several microblogs by itself? ?

After carefully looking at the content on Weibo, Shen Zaihao sneered, Min Yunqi, you are doing well!

Shen Zaihao deleted those hot-eyed Weibo posts by Min Yunqi, and then posted a new one.

[My account was hacked by black fans just now, everyone forgive me. 】

Soon fans commented below.

'Brother, it's no use if you delete it, we've already saved it. [image.jpg]'

'Yeah, Shen dog, look at [picture][picture]'

'Escapism is useless [image][image]'

Shen Zaihao:? ? ?Are you all black fans? ?

Then exit Weibo, out of sight is out of mind.

Shen Zaihao posted on Weibo again in the last few minutes of December 12st.

He uploaded the photo of Kim Seok Jin and Jungkook's IOU that he took before, and added two selfies of the eight people.

One is a group photo of them going to an amusement park before their debut, which he found by sorting out the phone album before, and the other is a selfie they took this year just now.

【Another year. 】

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