Hormone strategy [entertainment]

Early the next morning, just as Shen Zaihao regained consciousness, his nose was filled with a familiar smell, which made him get up from the bed immediately in fright. He wouldn't have slept on Min Yunqi's bed last night, would he?

It wasn't until he saw Tian Zhengguo who was sleeping soundly next to him that Shen Zaihao breathed a sigh of relief, climbed out of bed lightly, put on his slippers, and habitually looked back to see if Tian Zhengguo had woken up, only to find that there was an extra person at the head of his bed. thing.

Just say why Min Yunqi was so quiet when he came back last night, so he was waiting for him here!

Shen Zaihao rolled his eyes angrily, he is already an adult, can he stop talking endlessly like a primary school student?

As a qualified socialist successor who has been bathed in the sun since he was a child, he doesn't care about the stinking young people of capitalism.

It's just that Min Yunqi can stick things to his bedside, which makes him a little insecure, so Shen Zaihao decisively pokes his high school deskmate and good buddy on the button when he is shitting.

'Wake up yet? '

The deskmate replied in seconds: 'There is a class in the first period, what's wrong? '

"Give me the link of your dormitory bed curtain"

After 1 minute, the same table sent a link, Shen Zaihao replied with an OK expression, copied the link and clicked to open Taobao.

After clicking on Taobao, Shen Zaihao was instantly stunned.

He was at the same table as a 150-jin man, and the bed curtain was pink?

Shen Zaihao felt that his eyes were polluted, so he immediately withdrew and searched Taobao for 'simple bed curtain'

After thinking about it, I added a 'for boys'.

Finally a bunch of normal ones came out.

Shen Zaihao found a dark blue one, and the reviews said it was quite opaque, so he sent the link to his deskmate and asked him to buy it and send it over.

After a few minutes, the deskmate directly sent him a screenshot of 'package waiting to be picked up', and Shen Zaihao pulled up his pants and left the toilet contentedly.

After solving this problem, Shen Zaihao went back to the bedroom and saw Min Yunqi refreshed, he couldn't see the look of trying to kill someone with wind oil last night at all.

Aside from a little soreness in my legs, today is a really good day.

So after more than half a month, when returning to the dormitory after practice at night, Shen Zaihao came back with a stack of couriers.

"Brother Hao, did you buy a bunch of magazines like that again?" Jin Nanjun still has lingering fears when he thinks about the n copies of "Composition and Examination" brought back by Shen Zaihao. At that time, this brother will think of himself as ADHD, okay? !

"No, here are the treasures I bought."

Shen Zaihao opened the largest express box, took out a rod, two pieces of cloth, and some parts from it, then threw the express box away, and began to study the pile of things.

"What is this?" Jin Shuozhen came in with freshly washed grapes, followed by Min Yunqi who had just taken a shower.

Min Yunqi roughly glanced at the poles on the ground, "Did you buy a cage for yourself to lock up?"

"I'll lock you up to save you from biting people with your mouth open every day."

"I don't bite people, and I don't need a rabies vaccine."

"Why did you two start again?" Jin Shuozhen casually fed a grape to Jin Nanjun, "You are 40 years old together, why are you immature at all?"

"He came to seduce me first!"

"Damn! It really costs nothing to spread rumors now."

"Okay, okay." Jin Shuozhen fed a few more grapes to Min Yunqi, and barely gagged him, "You two really have to be separated by one meter from now on."

"Before Hao came, Yun Qi couldn't say that at all."

Jin Nanjun nodded in agreement, "Brother Yunqi has recently returned to a normal speaking level, even exceeding the average of our dormitory."

"...Jin Nanjun, if you think I'm too talkative, just speak up."

"No, no," Jin Nanjun waved his hands again and again, "I don't, you said it yourself."

How dare he say brother Yunqi?If he told Fang PD that he broke the equipment in the recording studio, it would be over!

Min Yunqi: Beep——

Over there, Shen Zaihao had finished installing the frame, bent down and picked up the curtain bag on the floor, shook it open, was quite satisfied with the quality, and did not forget to pick up Jin Shuozhen's words: "Don't, I can't bear this responsibility." From now on, you should go to the insurance company, and I will take isolation measures now."

The space barrier was arranged manually in a 'shua' manner.

Shen Zaihao hung hooks one by one, and Zheng Haoxi also came back from the shower, seeing his brothers sitting in a row and watching Shen Zaihao performing alone, he was a little confused: "What is this for?"

"Haoxi is back, is Zhengguo taking a bath inside now?" Shen Zaihao heard Zheng Haoxi's voice.

"Nai, Zhengguo is taking a bath."

"Then when he comes back he can see that our bed has been completely new."

Jin Nanjun stretched out his hand and fumbled for a while, but didn't find a single grape, only to realize that the plate in Jin Shuozhen's hand was empty at some point, "Brother, have you eaten all of it?"

Jin Shuozhen paused, moved slightly to the side, hugged the plate tightly, swallowed the last grape that was in his mouth, and changed the subject: "No, is there any point in pretending to be like this?"

"It's very meaningful, for example, someone can't easily post things on my bed."

"I don't care if you have a curtain if I want to post it?" Min Yunqi rolled his eyes.

"Did I mention you? Someone Min?" Shen Zaihao cut out disdainfully, "I'm not calling myself."

"Brother, calm down, calm down."

Jin Nanjun and Jin Shuozhen quickly suppressed Min Yunqi, "Men, learn to control your emotions."

"It's useless. I'll teach you. When you talk to me in the future, you will silently think that Shen Zaihao is the most handsome man in the world. I shouldn't treat him like this."

"I don't think I can stop it anymore." Jin Shuozhen gave up, they can stop it once or twice, but if they can't hold back, the boss will personally go to death!

But who knew that Min Yunqi didn't run away like other people imagined, but calmly took out his phone and started typing.

Zheng Haoxi leaned over to take a look, and was stunned, "Brother, you also..."

"What's the matter?" Jin Shuozhen also leaned over, "Isn't it Min Yunqi? You are too narrow-minded!"

"What's the matter?" Jin Nanjun couldn't see because there was a person separated.

Jin Shuozhen read it directly: "On August 8rd, Shen Zaihao, followed by three five-pointed stars, and on the 23st, five five-pointed stars, on the 21th, four five-pointed stars..."

"Is this the Death Note?" Jin Nanjun was also stunned.

"Close accounts at the end of the month," Min Yunqi looked at today's date, "There is still one week left."

"..." Shen Zaihao heard this, and silently accelerated the speed of hanging the curtain.

When Tian Zhengguo came back, the curtain had already been hung, and he was too scared to come in at the door, "What... what's going on?"

It was dark and square, and there was a row of people standing beside it. Those who didn't know it from a distance thought a coffin had been brought in.

Shen Zaihao heard Tian Zhengguo's voice, got out from behind the curtain, and waved to him excitedly, "Zhengguo, come here!"

"Brother... why are you doing such a thing?"

As soon as Tian Zhengguo walked over, he was dragged into the curtain by Shen Zaihao. Shen Zaihao waved to the door gods outside and closed the curtain.

This curtain has hardly been opened since I came to the bulletproof dormitory, until one day, Jin Shuozhen summoned up his courage, stretched out his curious little hand and pulled it slightly——

???

What kind of fairy days are you living in here?

At this very moment, Tian Zhengguo was lying on the bed, with a giant soft pillow on his head, and a slightly smaller one on his feet. There was a mobile phone holder clamped on the bed post, and the mobile phone was playing "The Birth of a Family", and kept going. Extending to his eyes, there is an artifact for lazy people on the belly, and two little hands are leaning on it to pick up pistachios.

Seeing him, the big rabbit eyes were full of doubts: "Brother?"

Jin Shuozhen swallowed, "Do you live this kind of life every day?"

Tian Zhengguo nodded, ate the chopped pistachios, sighed, and felt a little disappointed: "The dried mangoes and yellow peaches are gone. Brother Hao said that they have been sent, and now only the pistachios are left..."

"..." Jin Shuozhen looked at Tian Zhengguo for a few seconds with his mouth pursed, and then pushed him decisively, "Make room for brother!"

"Brother Shuozhen! I'm done taking a shower—" Jin Nanjun wiped his hair and entered the room, "Brother, who are you?"

"I'm here!" Jin Shuozhen poked his head out of Shen Zaihao's bed, and kept waving to Jin Nanjun, "Jun! Come here!"

"Brother, what are you doing there?" Jin Nanjun muttered as he walked over, and was stunned when he saw the fairy scene inside, "Are you going to become a fairy?"

There was a small table in the middle of the bed, on which was a pile of delicious Chinese snacks that Jin Nanjun didn't recognize, and a small electric fan hung in front of it.

The two of them leaned against the pillow, watching with Shen Zaihao's iPad... Jin Nanjun squinted, "Crayon Shin-chan"? ?

Jin Nanjun was shocked and speechless, he felt that his 17 years of life had been wasted...

However, Jin Nanjun was a little more worried.

"You guys are like this, brother Hao knows?"

Jin Shuozhen smiled, "What are you afraid of? I am helping him take care of the child. Watching cartoons with the child will help the development of thinking," Jin Shuozhen twisted a vegetarian tendon, "Come on, Zheng country, ah—"

"If brother Hao knew that you slept in his bed, ate his snacks, and pampered his raised child while he was changing the song in the company, brother, what do you think..."

Jin Shuozhen jumped up from the bed immediately, "You didn't see anything!"

Then he saw Jin Nanjun sitting down.

Um? ? ? ?

"Kim Nam Joon! You!?"

"Brother is so naive." Jin Nanjun lay down and stretched his legs comfortably, "Brother Hao is too good at enjoying himself."

Tian Zhengguo watched with relish, and didn't care at all what ghosts and monsters were lying next to him.

But Kim Seok-jin is different, he can bear not lying on the bed, but he can't bear Kim Nam-joon occupying his position in this way!

So Jin Shuozhen squeezed onto the bed forcibly, grabbed Jin Nanjun's pants and tried to push him away from the bed. Jin Nanjun hugged Tian Zhengguo's arm and refused to go on. Kicked the iPad over.

The scene stood still for an instant.

Jin Shuozhen pulled Jin Nanjun's sleeve, and Jin Nanjun silently let go of Tian Zhengguo's hand, and the two carefully looked at the maknae who stared at them without saying a word.

"that……"

"Brother, you guys are going too far," Tian Zhengguo pulled out his mobile phone from the crack of the bed, "I must tell Brother Zaihao for going too far!"

"Don't don't..."

Just as Jin Shuozhen was about to rush over to grab the phone, the bedroom door opened.

"You guys...playing so wildly?"

Shen Zaihao's voice was like a talisman, and Jin Shuozhen got up from the bed in an instant, pretending to accuse Jin Nanjun: "I just said that this is wrong!"

Then he leaned over to Shen Zaihao's side like a dog, and beat Shen Zaihao's shoulder with his small fist, "Why did you come back so early today?"

"Yun Qi said that he and Haoxi can do the rest." Shen Zaihao pulled Jin Shuozhen's hand away, "Who asked you two to climb on my bed?"

"Look at Nanjun! I told you that Zaihao would be angry! You must listen to me telling you not to do this!"

Jin Nanjun was dumbfounded: "Brother really deserves to be a film major."

"Hehe. Do you think I believe it?" Shen Zaihao thought for a while, "Well, I still have more than 800 million in my card now. If I round it up for you, even if I am worth 800 million now, I sleep six hours a day. , count as 0.25%, how much is this bed worth, how long have you been lying down, do the math yourself."

"Give me the money after the calculation, and I'll give you the card number later."

"I'm your brother! What's wrong with lying down?" Jin Shuozhen almost died of anger from Shen Zaihao.

"Then I'll give you a [-]% discount."

Tian Zhengguo spoke at this time: "It's okay, Brother Shuozhen, I owe tens of billions to Brother Zaihao, do you think I can pay it back?"

"That's right, Brother Hao has become the richest man in Seoul by being with/sleeping with him, so he's not short of my money, right?"

"The money is not bad, but I am short of a nanny. You have breakfast for a month, Nan Jun will clean the floor for me for a month, and I can sleep in whatever bed I want."

Nan Shuo: For the sake of a happy fat house life in the future, I endured it.

The author has something to say: Seeing that everyone is hahahaha every day, I feel relieved, happiness is over, I, Guo Degang (no, I wish you a lot of laughter)

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