Hormone strategy [entertainment]

After Fang Shihe personally captured the man back, Shen Zaihao and Tian Zhengguo received an inhuman punishment—squatting in Fang Shihe's office.

If it's just squatting, it's fine. After Fang Shihe took the two back, he ordered a bunch of takeaways, fried chicken, burgers, fried rice cakes, and roast beef, which filled the desk.

Then Fang Shihe went to the cleaning place and got two small buckets back, and put them in front of Shen Zaihao and Tian Zhengguo.

Shen Zaihao raised his head in doubt, Fang Shihe smiled at him: "When the sweat on the clothes can be wrung out, you two stop."

"???" Shen Zaihao immediately jumped up from the ground, "Zheng Guo and I are still underage, you are child abuse!"

"That's right, pdnin," Tian Zhengguo didn't dare to talk too casually with Fang Shihe, "We didn't meet this standard when we were training..." If it was this standard during practice, those guys would have run away long ago. Do it.

"You? Underage?" Fang Shihe looked Shen Zaihao up and down with a look of disbelief.

"I was born in October 93, of course I am not of age!"

"But didn't you grow up in China?"

"But I'm Korean!"

"It's useless to talk less, hurry up and do squats." Fang Shihe didn't want to argue with Shen Zaihao on such a boring question, so he went back to sit.Then, he raised Erlang's leg with difficulty, picked up a chicken leg from the takeaway box with his index finger and thumb, and dutifully raised his orchid finger with his little finger.

After Fang Shihe took a bite of his flesh, he took the chair with his buttocks and turned around towards Shen Zaihao. Those who didn't know this leisurely look thought it was the premiere scene of a certain blockbuster movie.

Shen Zaihao was really shocked by this scene. He thought it was shameless for him to hold a watermelon and watch the military training of freshmen in the second year of junior high school. He didn't expect Fang Shihe to be even more shameless than him.

"Shen Zaihao, don't think that I don't know that you are scolding me in your heart~" Fang Shihe picked up the phone with the other clean hand and dialed the number: "Nan Jun, everyone who asked you to come to my office now .”

In less than 5 minutes, Jin Nanjun came over with Jin Shuozhen and Zheng Haoxi. Seeing the posture in the room, the three of them were very confused.

Fang Shihyuk had finished dealing with the chicken legs, and wiped his hands, "The three of you are looking for a place to sit, are you tired from practice? I'll show you a show."

"pdnin... What's wrong with them?" Jin Nanjun really didn't dare to sit down.

Because of their new class schedule, several people attended the class separately, and it happened that Shen Zaizhengguo and Min Yunqi were together in the afternoon class, so the other three people didn't know about their skipping class.

"Tian Zhengguo, tell me what good things you two have done." Fang Shihyuk knew that even if he asked Shen Zaihao, he would not talk to him, so he directly asked the young lady who was talking.

Tian Zhengguo looked at Shen Zaihao, then at the three older brothers opposite him, he didn't know how to speak for a while, "That..."

"I took Zheng Guo to skip class! What's the matter?" Shen Zaihao began to protect the calf.

"Hey, is it reasonable for you to skip class?"

Fang Shihyuk was so angry that he patted the table, Jin Nanjun immediately stopped him, "pdnin calm down, calm down."

"Calm down!"

After all, Jin Nanjun couldn't stop Fang Shihyuk, and completely ran away.

In the end, I don’t know how long it took, but Fang Shihe’s takeaway order was all eaten anyway, Zheng Haoxi helped Shen Zaihao limped out of Fang Shihe’s office, Tian Zhengguo was still young after all, he took a rest for a while He can go, and he can stay and clean the practice room with Jin Nanjun, unlike Shen Zaihao, whose calves are trembling, and he can't stand steadily without someone to support him.

"You said you, you are so courageous, you dare to skip class, the key is that you escape quickly, why did Fang PD catch you?" On the way back, Jin Shuozhen looked at Shen Zaihao's half-dead look Like, funny and distressed.

"Don't mention it, I met Min Yunqi in the street." As soon as Shen Zaihao said this, he wished that Min Yunqi would appear in front of him immediately and let him slap him twice to relieve his anger.

"You met Min Yunqi? Didn't he go to work?"

"I happened to go to the milk tea shop where he worked part-time to buy milk tea, and then he pressed me and didn't let me run away, and even called Fang Shihe to arrest me and bring me to justice. I suspect that in my previous life, I must have killed all his pigs Yes, he treats me like this for the rest of his life."

"What kind of fate is this between you two..." Zheng Haoxi was dumbfounded.

Jin Shuozhen sighed, "Fate is beyond words."

"Has Min Yunqi returned to the dormitory?" Shen Zaihao glanced at the time on his watch.

"No, brother Yunqi went to work in the afternoon, and he has to make up for the missing practice at the company in the evening before he can come back." Zheng Haoxi thought for a while and replied.

Shen Zaihao nodded and didn't speak, but Jin Shuozhen knew from his expression that he must have no good intentions.

After finally getting to the downstairs of the dormitory, Shen Zaihao looked at the window on the sixth floor, which was close at hand but far away in the sky, wanting to cry without tears.

How can he climb the sixth floor of his meow!

"Haoxi, brother's good brother," Shen Zaihao tremblingly extended his hand of friendship to Zheng Haoxi, "Can you let me feel your strong and secure back?"

Zheng Haoxi smiled shyly before he was embarrassed to refuse, but Jin Shuozhen refused for him first: "You are really shameless, you are as strong as a cow, and you have the nerve to let Haoxi carry you?"

"Brother," Shen Zaihao looked at Jin Shuozhen with unprecedented respect in his eyes, "You come? Our plastic friendship for so many years..."

"Come on! Climb slowly by yourself." Jin Shuozhen pulled Zheng Haoxi's arm, "Let's go."

"Oh no! I'm still an underage child who has just returned to the motherland and no one loves me. You two can't just abandon me like this..."

"Brother Shuozhen! Haoxi!"

No matter how Shen Zaihao yelled, neither of them looked back at him.

"Brother, is it alright if we just leave Brother Zaihao there like this?" Zheng Haoxi turned his head frequently along the way, a little worried whether Shen Zaihao would come back alive.

"It's okay, he has climbed the seventeenth floor, what is the sixth floor?"

"Tenth, seventeenth floor?"

"Damn, at that time our two families were eating together, his father lied to him that the restaurant had a power outage, and he wanted to compete with him, whoever ran to the first floor would be the father, and he went down."

"Ah?? Uncle why do you want to do this?"

"He wiped his mouth with his father's tie, wouldn't you do it in your place?"

Zheng Haoxi was completely stunned, "Father and son are really... in the same line."

Half an hour later, the door of the dormitory opened.

Shen Zaihao rolled in like a dead fish, and collapsed on the ground as soon as he entered the room.

Because he ate a lot in Fang Shihyuk's office, Jin Shuozhen made a cup of enzyme drink, and leaned over cheaply, "How are you, Mr. Shen?"

Shen Zaihao glanced at him angrily, gasped, and said intermittently: "I finally know why human beings can dominate the world, because they can walk on two legs."

"What? According to this, you climbed up?"

Shen Zaihao didn't want to talk about the fact that he almost used his hands and feet to climb up the stairs just now, sighed, and said quietly: "I, Shen Zaihao, in Seoul in the 21st century, have expressed my high respect to my ancestors, thank them for taking this great step forward in human civilization." Stride."

"Stop babbling, you can't even climb up the stairs, so you're using your energy on your mouth?" Jin Shuozhen drank the enzyme, put the cup away, and helped Shen Zahao up from the ground, "Okay, go back to sleep quickly Go, it's noisy."

Shen Zaihao woke up after sleeping for more than an hour. When he woke up, there was no one in the bedroom, so he didn't know why he went there.

He woke up for a while, turned over and got out of bed, ran to his suitcase, unzipped it, and rummaged through something in the corner.

"Ah...I found it."

Shen Zaihao found a small paper box from the innermost part, opened it, took out a green vial, put it to the tip of his nose to smell it, and took it away with a look of disgust.

Thank you for this bottle of essential oil that his grandfather insisted on stuffing into his suitcase, otherwise he really couldn't figure out how to cure Min Yunqi.

While there was no one in the room, Shen Zaihao unscrewed the cover of the WMD, shook his wrist vigorously, and poured it drop by drop on Min Yunqi's pillow and quilt.

After pouring out a bottle of Fengyoujing, Shen Zaihao felt a lot more relaxed, as if what he poured out was not Fengyoujing, but his resentment towards Min Yunqi and Fang Shihe.

"...Brother, what are you doing?" Tian Zhengguo opened the door and came in, seeing Shen Zaihao standing in front of Min Yunqi's bed with the same expression as Feng Yuanzheng, he was so frightened that he thought he had entered the wrong crew.

"It's nothing, just now Min Yunqi's was dropped on the floor, I'll pick it up for him." Shen Zaihao returned to his bedside with a smile on his face, if you ignore his turning movements, there is really no difference from usual Woolen cloth.

"Oh..." Tian Zhengguo touched the back of his head and walked over, "Brother, do your legs still hurt?"

"Ah..." Seeing him coming, Shen Zaihao panicked, threw the balm essence in his hand under the bed, leaned his arms on the side of the bed, and his posture became inexplicably enchanting, "It hurts when I wake up."

"Then let me rub it for you? It'll be fine after you rub it open."

"...Stop it." Shen Zaihao moved inside, "This way I just have a reason not to practice."

"Do you still dare to practice?"

"Why don't I dare? I want to fight against the evil forces to the end - what are you doing, Tian Zhengguo!?"

Tian Zhengguo squeezed Shen Zaihao's calf, "I just touch you and it hurts like this, why don't you say you don't need to rub it?"

Shen Zaihao took a deep breath, wishing he could kick Tian Zhengguo out of bed, "This is murder!!"

"Brother, I'm telling the truth..."

"Tian Zhengguo, try touching me again?"

Tian Zhengguo touched Shen Zaihao's right leg without hesitation.

"Your uncle, if I let you go to bed tonight, my surname will not be Shen!" As soon as Shen Zaihao finished speaking, Tian Zhengguo's hands increased his strength.

"Hiss, lighten up! These are legs! Not sandbags!"

Outside the house, Jin Nanjun and Jin Shuozhen heard Shen Zaihao's cursing tone in the room, and looked at each other, "Zhengguo has such a good temper."

Jin Shuozhen nodded, "If it were me, I would just tear off his leg."

When Min Yunqi came back, everyone was asleep.

After a quick wash, Min Yunqi walked cautiously by the light coming in from the window, until he reached the bed, and suddenly smelled an unusual smell in the air.

What kind of smell is this?

Xiba, why are there all the pillows, sheets, and quilts! ?

It's impossible to live in this bed, Min Yunqi groped for those empty beds, when passing by Shen Zaihao's bed, he suddenly smelled the same smell.

"pat"

In the darkness, Min Yunqi didn't know what he had kicked. He bent down and picked it up. He didn't need to see what it was, but he knew it was the root of all evil just by smelling it.

All right, Shen Zaihao, you've got a lot of guts.

Min Yunqi turned up the bottle of Fengfengyoujing, turned on the flashlight of his mobile phone, went to the living room to find the tape, then walked around to Shen Zaihao's bed, unscrewed the cap of Fengfengyoujing, and stuck it on the railing at the head of Shen Zahao's bed, wrapping it up on purpose. Several laps.

Then contentedly went to sleep on the other side of the bed.

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