Hormone strategy [entertainment]

The company's speed is very fast, and before the news broadcast is over, the account number and password have already been sent to Shen Zaihao's mobile phone.

So Shen Zaihao logged on to BTS's official Weibo, and a staff member had already posted the first Weibo, Shen Zaihao looked at it, and it was very serious, probably because he was afraid of him messing around.

Shen Zaihao looked at it, but before he could decide what to send, another message popped up on kkt.

[Zai Hao, this is the account number and password of the member Weibo, the one just posted was wrong, Mi Ah Nei]

Only then did Shen Zaihao see the 'BTS_official' on the top of the Weibo interface, and he logged into the account newly sent by the staff, and it was 'BTS_members' on it.

The members didn't post anything on Weibo, Shen Zaihao thought for a long time, and finally came up with a perfect copy.

Not only can it combine real-time popularity, but also point out his real identity from the side, it's not too good, alas, such a powerful idea must be a genius!

【BTS_members: #东北人都喜欢大葱香# I really don’t like eating green onions】

A selfie with an unusual expression is also attached.

"Brother Hao! Let's eat!"

Pu Zhixuan came back with takeaway from Jin Shuozhen's room, and Shen Zaihao and Pu Zhixuan got a room in Beijing these days.

Shen Zaihao put down his phone and went over to help Pu Zhijun open the lid of the takeaway box. He even ordered roast duck for the evening.

"Zhijue, brother will show you a stunt." Shen Zaihao twisted a thin spring pancake, spread it out and placed it in front of his mouth, and with his other hand, he picked up a piece of duck meat with chopsticks, dipped it in some sauce, and placed it on the Putting it on the cake and stuffing it into his mouth, the whole process didn't take more than five seconds.

Pu Zhixuan was dumbfounded, seeing Shen Zaihao raising his eyebrows at him, applauding: "Brother, you are so amazing!"

Shen Zaihao flicked his hair artificially, "It's so-so."

Pu Zhixuan pointed to Shen Zaihao's hand that had just taken the burrito and brushed his hair, "Brother, your hands are full of oil..."

Shen Zaihao: "..."

I immediately got up and went to the bathroom to wash my hands. When I walked to the door, the doorbell suddenly rang.

"Did you order takeout again?"

"No."

Shen Zaihao walked to the door, saw two familiar figures in the cat's eyes, opened the door, turned to wash his hands in the bathroom, and asked while shaking the water on his hand, "Why are you two here?"

It was Tian Zhengguo and Jin Taeju who came, Shen Zaihao looked at these two idiots, "Why did you come here with food?"

"Let's look for brother! It's too boring for two people to eat." Tian Zhengguo said brazenly, holding four bottles of drinks.

"Yes, yes!" Jin Taejun nodded, and put the rice on the table inside, "We came here because we were afraid you would be bored."

"...Who said we're bored?" Shen Zaihao was speechless, the two of them just got along, if two more people quarreled, that's fine! ?

"We don't have any extra chairs in our room, how can you have a place to sit?"

Jin Taiyi and Tian Zhengguo worked together to move the table to the side of the bed, and moved the two chairs over. The two of them consciously sat on the bed, as if they were the two of them who lived in this room. Like the people in the house, Tian Zhengguo waved to Shen Zaihao who was standing blankly at the side: "Brother! Sit down!"

Seeing that it was impossible to drive these two away, Shen Zaihao sighed, and reluctantly returned to his chair.

While eating, Tian Zhengguo secretly kicked Jin Tae-yi under the table, but he couldn't control the force well, and Jin Tae-hee subconsciously yelled.

The other three looked at him in unison, and Jin Taiyi smirked awkwardly: "Hahaha... that... the beds in your room are so small, Brother Hao."

Shen Zaihao turned his head and looked, "Is it small? Isn't this a normal size?"

Tian Zhengguo replied pointedly: "Of course it's small. This bed can only sleep one person."

"If you don't sleep, how many people will you sleep alone??"

Shen Zaihao looked puzzled, there are two beds in this room, what's wrong with him and Pu Zhixiu having one bed each?

"Huh? Brother, don't you sleep with Ji-jung?" Jin Tae-jung asked excitedly.

"Why do we sleep together??"

Pu Zhixuan also had a black question mark on his face, "Yes, why should I sleep with Brother Zai Hao?"

"You don't understand, it's tradition."

Pu Zhixuan was even more puzzled: "???"

"When Zhengguo and I first came here, we both wanted to sleep with Brother Zaihao. Only you didn't inherit this tradition."

"Huh??? Is there such a good thing???"

Pu Zhixuan looked at Shen Zaihao for proof, Shen Zaihao nodded, and scratched the takeaway box with his chopsticks a little embarrassedly.

"What did I miss!!!!"

Park Ji-joon: The person involved regretted it, very regretful.

After getting the answer he wanted, Kim Tae-jung and Tian Zhengguo went back satisfied after eating and drinking.

Pu Zhijuan still wanted to sleep with Shen Zaihao to make up for his regret, but it was obvious that he could only sleep in one person's bed, so he had to give up.

Shen Zaihao habitually clicked on Weibo, and found that there were many more little red dots than he had imagined. When he clicked on it, he was instantly stunned speechless.

[People's Monthly: Green onions are warm in nature and pungent in taste; enter the lung and stomach meridians.Green onion sweats and relieves the surface, dispels cold and unblocks yang, detoxifies and condenses.Eating more green onions in spring can prevent respiratory diseases and strengthen the body. In addition, it also has the effect of preventing hyperlipidemia.Young people still need to pay attention to health preservation and see the big from the small. //@BTS_members: #东北人都爱吃大葱味#I really don’t like eating green onions]

Shen Zaihao:? ? ? ?There are so many people talking about this topic, why did you turn over his cards? ? ?

too difficult.He is really too difficult.

But in fact, when Shen Zaihao woke up the next day, he had almost forgotten about it. After all, today's stage was their first show in China, so they had to pay attention to it.

Although it's the same dance, performing it in China feels different than performing it in Korea.

Not only the fans, other members also felt the excitement of Shen Zaihao during the performance, and tried to stay away from him as far as possible to avoid being bumped into. Shen Zaihao didn't care about this at all, and even said that he was more open.

He achieved [-] points from the original [-] points. Although he is a rookie who has just debuted for half a year, he is not inferior to other seniors on the same stage.

When the camera cuts over, Shen Zaihao blinked at the camera.

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!"

The fans in the audience originally screamed because of Shen Zaihao's vigorous dance moves, but gradually they turned into disgust.

During the MBLAQ performance, was that little idiot who followed the stage really the man who was full of hormones on the stage just now? ?

The fans wailed in their hearts, Shen Zi, do you know that the music you just performed just now is a social shake! ?

However, Shen Zaihao, a social youth, did not find it strange at all. He took the members to dinner as soon as the concert was over.

Shen Zaihao booked a private room in a barbecue restaurant opened by a Northeasterner in Beijing, and brought a group of Koreans to eat skewers.

"Sit down first, I'll order."

Soon Shen Zaihao came back, Tian Zhengguo reserved a seat for him beside him, Shen Zahao sat down, picked up the garlic on the table, gave half of the garlic to Tian Zhengguo, and ordered: "Pick it up."

Tian Zhengguo's rabbit eyes widened: "All of them???"

Shen Zaihao hummed, and concentrated on pawing the garlic.

This restaurant served food very quickly. Before Shen Zai Hao Suan finished peeling the garlic, the dried tofu and bean curd were already served.

"This one has added sugar, and this one has no added sugar."

Then intestines and cooked gluten, fat and thin, etc. also came up, Shen Zaihao stopped the waiter: "Give me the wine first."

"Okay brother." The waiter nodded and left.

"?? Who is he called brother?" Shen Zaihao came back to his senses with a look of disbelief. He was a young boy, but he was called brother by a young man with flowery arms? ?

"Of course I'm talking about you. You're about to run away, what's wrong with people calling you Brother Sheng?" Jin Shuozhen said mercilessly.

"If I were his brother, you could be his grandfather."

"Hey, my dear grandson."

"Don't don't! Brother Zaihao! Disfigured! Disfigured in a while!" Tian Zhengguo saw Shen Zaihao holding up the toothpick box to fight Jin Shuozhen to the death, and immediately pressed his hand. Let him have peace of mind!

Shen Zaihao was still glaring at Jin Shuozhen, when the waiter came in, holding a large plate of roasted kidneys besides a bag of beer, Shen Zaihao's eyes were diverted in an instant.

Before eating, I took a photo and sent it to a circle of friends.

【JaeHo: Man [Drawing Cigarette.jpg]】

His cronies seemed to live in the circle of friends, and they immediately posted comments.

[High school deskmate: You beast!Spare your teammates! 】

[High school classmate: @fdsnt, come in and suffer c]

[Gu Xiyi: Damn!Hao all is indeed true! 】

[Female high school classmate: Young people, pay attention to restraint ps If you are too busy, remember to call me, I am going to university in Beijing]

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Are you guys okay? ?

Shen Zaihao couldn't help thinking of the day when he made his debut half a year ago, he enthusiastically posted a circle of friends to share his joy with everyone, but was ruined by these bastards.

The more Shen Zaihao thought about it, the angrier he became, he wished he could fly to the Northeast immediately and tie a few of them to the big flowers, so that they would be thrown into the sky by lighting a fire.

"Brother...can we eat?" Jin Tae-joo asked while biting his chopsticks. Just now, Shen Zai-hao wanted to take a picture to tell them not to eat it, but after he took the picture, he played with his mobile phone. Should they eat it or not? ?

"Eat, eat!" Shen Zaihao put down his phone, "Eat more of this, it's good for your health."

After drinking and eating, Park Zhijun and Zheng Haoxi went to the bathroom, and the others sat and waited for them to come back before going to pay.

Shen Zaihao casually picked up Park Zhijuan's mobile phone next to him, and entered 1013 to unlock the screen with the mentality of trying it out. He was also surprised: "Isn't this password too simple?"

What are you doing with someone else's phone?

Shen Zaihao originally wanted to tweet something similar to calling him Dad and then Aite him, but after thinking about the fact that they shared the same account, it would be impossible for him to tweet, and he was also afraid of being scolded by Park Zhixuan's fans, so he gave up this idea.

But he did not give up tweeting. Shen Zaihao searched for a long time in Park Zhijun's photo album, and finally chose a selfie with hot eyes with two meters thick eyeliner, accompanied by words of hot eyes.

[Is it attractive? 】

After posting, I cleared Twitter in the background, and then put the phone back in place, pretending nothing happened.

After a while, Park Zhijun and Zheng Haoxi came back, and Shen Zaihao went to pay the bill.

Small snowflakes were already falling outside, the eight of them did not choose to take the nanny car, but walked along the road back to the hotel.

The barbecue shop is very close to the hotel, so close that even if Shen Zaihao, the retarded Song Haofan, is leading the way, they can rest assured.

So, on a snowy night, accompanied by the dim warm light of street lamps, eight people walked on the streets of a foreign country.

For a while, no one spoke, only the crisp sound of stepping on the snow.

However, this beautiful atmosphere didn't last long, Shen Zaihao suddenly looked at the youngest line, "How about I bring you some delicious food?"

"What delicious!?"

As soon as eating is mentioned, Tian Zhengguo becomes energetic.

Shen Zaihao raised his hand and pointed: "Did you see that doorknob? It's sweet!"

"Really??" Tian Zhengguo looked at the iron gate, not believing it.

"Really!" Shen Zaihao nodded.

"Then I'll try!"

Tian Zhengguo ran over immediately as the wind picked up on the soles of his feet.

Shen Zaihao felt a gust of wind around him, and seeing that Tian Zhengguo was about to stick out his tongue to lick it, he was frightened half to death: "Oh, I'm going! Stop him quickly! Tian Zhengguo! Shut up!"

Fortunately, Jin Tae-yi ran fast and grabbed the runaway Tian Zhengguo just in time.

The older group breathed a sigh of relief.

Min Yunqi looked constipated, looking at Brother Hu B and didn't know what to say.

Zheng Haoxi was helpless: "Zhengguo, why do you really want to lick it?"

Jin Nanjun was also very tired: "Isn't this common sense in life?"

Jin Shuozhen was not surprised: "Of course the cub raised by Shen Zaihao has the same IQ as him."

"Hey I'm grumpy!"

Shen Zaihao was about to do something again, but Jin Shuozhen caught a glimpse of a roadside stall and changed the subject: "Eh? What's that!?"

Shen Zaihao looked over, and instantly changed his expression: "Candied haws!!"

The delicious food I ate in the Northeast last time is still vivid in my memory. When the others saw that there were not many candied haws left in the trolley, they immediately followed Shen Zaihao and ran over.

"Shen Zaihao, don't even think about eating alone!"

"I still want to eat that flat candied haws!!"

"Uncle, can't you wipe out a zero when you buy eight? How about 20?"

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[Qingyi] The father of the gold master sent 140 bottles of nutrient solution, so the extra [-] words in this chapter were given to her hahahaha

Thanks to the little angels who voted for me or irrigated the nutrient solution~

Thanks to the little angel who voted [Mine]: 1 pomelo peel;

Thanks to the little angel who irrigated [nutrient solution]:

清漪140瓶；喵帕斯19瓶；茶茶茶酥10瓶；柚米4瓶；团子团子耶、vikilinx3瓶；小八、泡泡茶1瓶；

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