Hormone strategy [entertainment]

In the bulletproof dormitory, there are three joint trials.

Kim Seok-jin, Min Yoon-ki, and Shen Jae-ho were sitting on the sofa, Jung Ho-seok was sitting on the sofa next to him, and the three maknae line were standing behind.

And Jin Nanjun on the opposite side could only sit on a small bench, so the big one was so timid that he could barely fall off the bench.

"Say!" Jin Shuozhen slapped his thigh, "What's in your computer?"

Shen Zaihao gasped: "Can you pat your own leg?"

"Oh sorry." Jin Shuozhen withdrew his hand and repeated it again, "Jin Nanjun, what are your plans for us?"

Min Yunqi silently moved the hand on his leg back to Jin Shuozhen's lap, "Your own leg is here, okay?"

"Who made the two of you so close to me?"

When Jiu San heard it, he immediately moved ten centimeters to the side.

Zheng Haoxi rolled his eyes, "Show off that our sofa is big enough?"

Shen Zaihao coughed pretending to be serious, "Sinner Jin Nanjun, why did you save that kind of thing in the computer in the studio?"

"That's right! You can see it for yourself, why do you want Zheng Guo to see it too? Is he still a child?!"

"What's the matter, kid, isn't he the one who made a hole in his underwear?"

Shen Zaihao looked at Min Yunqi who said this: "Are you jealous?"

"Can you be more serious!?" Zheng Haoxi patted the armrest of the sofa vigorously.

"It's not in my computer! It's in the USB flash drive that brother Hao gave me!" Jin Nanjun defended himself very aggrieved.

"mo???" Shen Zaihao pointed at himself with disbelief, "I gave you the USB flash drive?"

"You?" Jin Shuozhen turned his head to look at Shen Zaihao, then at Jin Nanjun, "Which of you two should I trust?"

"Brother! You can look at those folders! They were all saved before my birthday!!"

Jin Shuozhen gradually became suspicious of Shen Zaihao: "You, sit there for me!"

"Me??? I really don't know about this!" Shen Zaihao was in a daze. He kept the USB drive on the table after he brought it back, without even opening it!

"You three, turn Shen Zaihao to the opposite side!" Jin Shuozhen turned around and said to the three members of the maknae line, and Jin Nanjun stood up consciously when he heard this.

The three of them received Jin Shuozhen's order and dragged Shen Zaihao to the small bench. Tian Zhengguo also looked at Shen Zahao with a face of accusation: "I didn't expect you to be such a person!"

"I'm not, I really don't have..."

"It turned out that Brother Hao was the one who made plans for us, but if it was Brother Hao, I could actually do it." Jin Tae-yi said while rubbing his chin in thought.

"You can, but I can't!!" Shen Zaihao was eager to prove his innocence, "Even if I give Nanjun, I will give it to a man and a woman! How can I give a man to a man?"

"Then who knows what's going on with you?" Jin Shuozhen said, silently hugging himself tightly, "In case you see that I look like a flower, or I share the same bed with the maknae and have feelings... It's all possible!"

"???" Shen Zaihao couldn't believe that Jin Shuozhen could say such a thing, "Jin Shuozhen was actually the one who did it, right?"

"Bah! Don't spout blood!"

"It's really not me!!" Shen Zaihao suddenly remembered what the customer service said when he was chatting with the customer service, and immediately took out his mobile phone, "Look! It's the customer service who messed up, and it has nothing to do with me!"

After clicking on the chat interface with the customer service, Shen Zaihao gave them the mobile phone and asked them to look at it by themselves.

However, the seven people stared at the mobile phone for a long time, Jin Shuozhen said: "You show us, we can't understand."

"It's really hard to serve."

Shen Zaihao took the phone over and read according to the chat records: "I asked her when the black one would be available, and she said, 'It will arrive tomorrow, and you can also look at other colors. There are also many people buying pink and red."

"I said 'I'm giving it away, man', and she said, 'Okay dear, I understand, I'll do what you want', and that was it."

Jin Shuozhen said again: "I don't know Chinese, and we don't know if your translation is correct."

Shen Zaihao cursed in a low voice, completely giving up on himself: "You guys can think whatever you like."

Seeing that Shen Zaihao was a little angry, the others believed it a little bit.

"You really didn't try to confess your love, did you?" Jin Shuozhen reconfirmed.

"Even if I confess my love, I'm not on good terms with Nan Jun!?"

The eyes of the other six people looking at Shen Zaihao suddenly changed, both excited and scared, Jin Nanjun didn't know whether to cry or laugh: "Brother, am I not good enough!?"

"What's the matter? I didn't give you calcium tablets on purpose and you're not happy, are you? You still want me to confess to you? I want to confess to a woman, okay? I, Shen Zaihao, a straight man of steel, OK?"

The others looked at the flesh-pink pajamas Shen Zaihao was wearing, and nodded perfunctorily: "Yeah, yes, you are the straightest."

So just like that, with Shen Zaihao’s lessons learned from the past, BTS members no longer give gifts to USB flash drives.

As soon as September is over, the remaining months pass faster, and in a blink of an eye, it is the year-end battle in the music industry.

BTS was lucky enough to get a piece of the pie with "NoMoreDream" and "NO", and won the first rookie award in their lives in MMA, and it was also the first award in their lives.

However, what excites Shen Zaihao the most is that they received an invitation from Beijing Satellite TV in China. They will leave for Beijing on December 12th, waiting to participate in the Dazzling Hanfeng concert on the 26th.

Although it is not a secret itinerary, judging from their debut status as rookies, the children never thought that there would be fans picking them up.

Apparently, the company also thought so, and didn't plan to let them go through the VIP channel.

So when they saw a bunch of little girls holding up light signs, several of them stayed where they were in surprise.

"1, 2, 3" A girl who was obviously the leader counted to three in a low voice, and then all the girls shouted together: "Shen Zaihao! Welcome home!"

The momentum is enough, and there is even an echo.

Although Beijing and Northeast China are separated by more than 2000 kilometers, Shen Zaihao couldn't help but feel happy when he heard the familiar Chinese.

Shen Zaihao burst into laughter, and suddenly remembered that he hadn't washed his hair or put on makeup today, so he decisively grabbed the bag of Tian Zhengguo who was walking forward, took out a mask from his bag and put it on, then raised his head to greet the fans.

Fan: Idol baggage is useless!Shen Zi, you have been picked up in China so long ago that you don't even have any big pants left!

"Shen Zi! Take off the mask!"

Where there's one bold fan comes a second.

"Is it still easy to walk in the square team now?"

"We bought you a gift, you must take it!"

Before Shen Zaihao could react from the first fan's address to him, a fan stuffed a bag into his arms, looked down, and really wanted to throw this group of fans into balls, "This is what you sent what is it??"

A green leaf was exposed from the beautifully packaged gift bag, and Shen Zaihao knew what was inside without taking it out.

Why did his fans give him scallions when they picked him up at the airport! ?

Shen Zaihao was full of doubts, and the fan who gave the gift was also puzzled: "Don't you like eating onion dipping sauce?"

"...Who said I like to eat?" Shen Zaihao felt that he was going to suffocate, where did all these inexplicable rumors come from?

"I saw that they tasted delicious in "Country Love". Aren't you very close? The taste should be the same..."

Under Shen Zaihao's gaze, the fans couldn't continue talking.

Because Shen Zaihao chatted with fans from time to time, he walked slowly. The people who walked in front sometimes looked back at him. come over.

Shen Zaihao grabbed the bag tightly and looked alert: "What are you doing?"

Seeing that he was on guard, Jin Tae took off the mask on Shen Zaihao's face unexpectedly, took the opportunity to snatch the bag from Shen Zaihao's hand when Shen Zaihao was wearing the mask in a panic, and stretched out his hand to take out the bag while running, when he When he took out a bunch of scallions wrapped in plastic bags, his crazy laughter echoed in the airport.

"Kim Tae-joo!!"

Shen Zaihao rushed over immediately, Jin Taeju saw him coming, and ran to the other members holding a green onion, "Look quickly! The gift that Brother Zaihao received hahahahahahaha!"

Several people were stunned for a second, and then burst into laughter without any image.

Pu Zhixuan and Zheng Haoxi were about to laugh away, Shen Zaihao ran over angrily, snatched the green onion from Jin Taeyi's hand, smashed the back of his head severely, and still weighed it in his hand after smashing it: "This thing is quite suitable for beating people of!"

This episode of airport pick-up was recorded as a video and posted on Weibo, and a few hot searches were also mentioned.

#沙砖爱豆，沙雕薄脑#

#饭食爱豆#

#Northeast people like to eat green onions#

[Holy shit hahahahahahahahaha!What kind of sand sculpture fans are giving green onions hahahahaha]

[I didn't expect to see my new idols on the hot search, but they are still sand sculptures as always hahahaha]

[When the scallions were taken out, I really died laughing hahahahaha]

[Szh still has idol baggage? ?I thought there was no such person as him]

[It’s nonsense from upstairs, although we Shen Zai walked in the square team, his face was blurred by the national flag when he was raising the national flag, and he still couldn’t understand the hidden cameras of his teammates, but he has a heavy burden as an idol]

[It’s poisonous upstairs hahahahahahahaha]

[I laughed so hard that all the chickens in the village said I stole their lives hahahahaha]

[szh: laugh again, your number is gone]

[What did the sister above say about tigers and wolves? ]

[By the way, Amway, our sweetheart handsome guy Shen Zaihao, the big brother from Northeast China who has a super straightforward personality (emphasis: he doesn’t like green onions), has great dance and rap skills, and more Amway guides @百度沉zaihao吧]

So much so that when Shen Zaihao went to the hotel and clicked on Weibo, he thought Fang Shihyuk bought it for them, and persuaded Fang Shihyuk earnestly: "pdnin, we don't come to China for development yet, so don't rush to provide it to the domestic media. .”

Fang Shihyuk rolled his eyes on the phone, "Do you have any misunderstanding of your stupidity? I didn't buy this trending search, it was on the trending search because you are really stupid!"

"what???"

"There are also companies that think this is a good opportunity and have successfully registered on Weibo. You can log on and post something later."

Shen Zaihao:? ?This is too sudden, right? ?

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