Uncle's Courtship Battle

"Huh?" The little beauty was a little taken aback, and she laughed in a random and clear way, "Okay, I know you're tired, you can't even lift your hands... Hehe, it's okay, I'll feed you."

"Go away, sister!" I opened my mouth obediently...

I ate very comfortably, wheezing like a pig.Sometimes I will ask the little beauty to pinch something for me, and sometimes I want to eat that, but it is difficult for him to have a good temper, and he will respond to whatever I say.

The dog hummed anxiously under the table, and even lied on my lap wantonly, scratching and scratching with its two little paws, and smelling the smell with its little nose.

"What's the matter? You stinky dog ​​wants to eat too?" I swallowed a big mouthful of pineapple rice and rubbed the dog's meaty butt.

"Heh heh heh..." The dog responded anxiously.

"Ah bah, I won't give you food."

"Okay, don't bully it." The little beauty picked up a large chopsticks meat and put it in the dog's small lunch box. Still happily shaking.

Cut, the little beauty is full of love, she is so kind to a dog.

I kicked the little beauty again in displeasure, and pointed to my mouth, "I'm not full yet, you still have the mind to take care of it."

"Okay, okay..." Yang Guhang smiled, picked up meat and vegetables, put them in a spoon, stretched them out, and suddenly smiled.

"Laughing fart!"

"Le Ji, you... it's like another dog I raised, and you still want me to feed it."

"Fart! You say I'm a dog!"

"No other meaning, I just think it's cute."

But, cute...?I'm already 36, don't you think it's fun to describe me as "cute", does it mean that I'm an old cucumber pretending to be tender?

But she is still so shy... I grabbed the chopsticks and buried myself in eating, "You are cute, your whole family is cute!"

Yang Guhang sat across from him, crossed his fingers and propped his chin to watch me eat, he would order some food for me and some for the dog, shit!I really think I am a dog!

"By the way, Le Ji, there is something I forgot to tell you."

"What?" I asked him angrily.

"We plan to go on a graduation trip in a few days, do you want to come together?" Just when I was thinking about going out to have fun, the little beauty said, "Anyway, you are unemployed and have nothing to do. "

Depend on!Who said I was unemployed? !I just don't bother to get along with that idiot Zhou Yaojing, okay?I fired him!

"We're going to xx island, it's quite warm there now, we can enjoy the sea breeze and take a walk by the sea, Le Ji, do you want to go?"

I tore off a large piece of chicken and chewed hard, "I don't want to go."

"Why……"

"It's not what you said, I'm unemployed and have no money to go on vacation!"

"I can give it to you!"

"Cut." To be honest, I really want to go and have fun, and I'm not worried about the travel expenses, I just feel that I just agreed... It's so embarrassing, this kid is so popular, but I am a middle-aged man. , I'm quite upset... But it's not a big deal, I'm next to a prince, it's my skill.

"Go, go." The little beauty kept encouraging me.

"You guys go out to play, what do I, an old man, do with you?"

"Who said you're an old man? I never felt that way." Little Beauty Bar grabbed the rice in the bowl, "They all have girlfriends with them, I don't want to be alone."

Whoops!The little beauty pursed her lips in cooperation when she said this, and I almost wanted to pounce on it, she was so fucking seductive, why do you think this kind of person is on top?

"Don't be sour on me, don't you still have Chen Caimeng?"

"Huh?" Yang Guhang was taken aback, as if he had completely forgotten that there was such a person, "She's not my girlfriend."

"It's not a girlfriend, you can take it with you. It's so beautiful to have a lot of face." You know what it means to refuse or not to welcome, uncle, this is the strategy I use now.

I took a peek at the little beauty, he lowered his head, as if he was really thinking about it.What is there to think about!Quickly reject my proposal!

"That's right..." The little beauty touched her chin and answered me seriously.

Yang Guhang!What do you mean!Why the hell are you trying to rebel? !

"Yes, what, what?" I gritted my teeth and asked him word by word.

"Caimeng is pretty good. She is beautiful and caring. If you don't have time, Le Ji, I'll let her accompany me. I'll call her now and ask her." Then he took out his phone.

"Yang Guhang!" I yelled, and I almost threw the table off in anger.

The dogs who were eating were frightened by me and "barked", thinking that there was an invasion of foreign enemies, but the perpetrator looked innocent and held his mobile phone as if to dial.

"Yang Guhang! You fucking dare!"

"what happened?"

"What's the matter?" I was angry when I saw his expression of not knowing what to do, you don't know what's wrong with your feelings! "If you dare to call her, try it! I won't cut you to death!"

The little beauty threw the phone away, smiled evilly, and asked me, "Didn't you ask me to find her? If you don't call... Could it be that you want me to find her home?"

"No! How dare you!"

"Why can't it work?"

"I said no, no!"

"Didn't you just say yes?"

"Not now!"

"What's the matter? Could it be..." The little beauty put her hands on the table, leaned forward and almost touched the tip of my nose, "Are you jealous?"

"Fart!" I am mature, stable, decent, how can I be jealous of a little girl? !joke!

"Otherwise... I really want to contact Caimeng."

"No, no, no!" I waved my hands again and again, I can't play too much, don't be too arrogant, bow your head when you should, "I'll go! I suddenly want to go again! You don't need to look for her, I will accompany you!"

"That's good." The little beauty leaned over and kissed me on the forehead "baji", and looked at me naughtily, "I knew you wanted to go with me, but you are still stubborn."

Nonsence!I just want to go to the island to see the scenery, anyway, you have to pay for the travel, so it’s not worth it if you don’t go!

……

It feels great not to have to go to work, and it feels even better to be cared for without going to work.In the past two days, I have completely lived the life of opening my mouth and stretching out my clothes for food.

"Hey, hey, I said who, give me a piece of pineapple." I pointed to my mouth as I spoke.

Yang Guhang put down the clothes he was tidying up, took a small fork and stuffed a piece of pineapple into my mouth.It's really hard for this kid to have a good temper. I feel like a rogue myself.

Chewing a fresh and juicy pineapple in my mouth, my hand was not honest, I stretched out a hand and put it around the waist of the little beauty, "Baby, why do you think you are so virtuous."

Yang Guhang patted my hand, "I'm not being virtuous, I'm just doing my duty."

"What obligation?"

"It's your duty to take care of you."

"Fuck your sister!"

The little beauty folded the clothes on the bed, neatly stacked them in the suitcase, and then sat beside me, stretching out her hand to brush the broken hair on my forehead.

"We're leaving tomorrow."

"Huh? So what?"

"Thinking about it, I'm a little excited."

"...You idiot!" I smiled and reached out and nodded his head.In fact, I feel pretty much the same as him.I have been out so many times, but this time is the most different, probably because Yang Guhang is with me. We have been together for so long, and the content of the date is nothing more than watching movies, eating and so on. This time, I have a chance It's also good to go out and travel together.But... after I came back, my work problem was still unresolved TT.

I finally stopped being lazy and got up to help the little beauty pack her luggage.

Enn, I need to bring underwear and socks, shower gel and shampoo, and find a pair of comfortable shoes, let me think about what else I need...

"By the way!" Yang Guhang clapped his hands, "I almost forgot this! If you forget it, it will be troublesome!"

"What?" This child is careful.

As the little beauty said, she walked to the bedside table and began to rummage around. What can I bring there? Could it be the little beauty's private money?No, no, have you seen any prince who still needs to hide his private money.

"Found it!" the little beauty shouted happily.

I looked curiously, what is it? It looks like a small bottle and a small plastic bag the size of instant noodles. What is it?

! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Hastily! ! ! ! !It's not that fucking! ! !

"Hey!" I punched Yang Guhang angrily, and pointed at the thing in his hand in distaste, "This is the thing you said will cause trouble if you forget to bring it...?"

"That's right!" The little beauty stuffed those two things into the innermost side of the suitcase as if she had found a treasure, "Although it is also possible to buy them there, but if you are not familiar with the place, you don't know where to look. It’s going to be a disaster if you don’t have the equipment!”

equipment? !Pretend to be paralyzed!You are attacking you are amazing!You upgrade when you fight monsters!Depend on!One day uncle, I must use these equipment on you!Do not learn well at a young age!

I was just about to teach him a heart-wrenching lesson, boy from the motherland, you still have a lot of youthful time, you must not indulge in this, before I could say anything, I was pulled into the bathroom by this kid smiling , before entering the bathroom, I saw him take his "equipment" by hand...

Don't wow, I have to hurry tomorrow...

……

Because I was too tired last night, I got up late this morning gorgeously...

While frantically pulling on my clothes and pants, I looked at the right time and kicked Yang Guhang fiercely, "It's all your fucking fault! I think you won't be able to catch the plane later, what will you do!"

Yang Guhang was much calmer than me, straightening his hair in front of the mirror, "No, I have a car."

……

Fuck!I am so touched!The prince is different, he is not afraid of getting up late if he has a car! ~

I hurriedly tidied myself up, carried the suitcase and dragged Yang Guhang and rushed downstairs.What fate do you think I am, I am a weak little Shoushou, why do I have a suitcase in my left hand and a little beauty T-T in my right.

Fortunately, God favored us, there was no traffic jam today, so although we got up late, we basically arrived at the airport according to the original time.

Monkey Lao Zhou and the others have already arrived, each with their own wives. It can be seen that everyone is looking forward to this trip.

But... why do I always feel that the way they look at us is a bit weird...

"I say……"

"Ha!" Suddenly someone patted Yang Guhang, "Brother Gu Hang! You came so slowly."

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