Uncle's Courtship Battle

Early in the morning, I woke up before the alarm clock rang.

Get up and get dressed in a daze, lamenting that a busy day is about to start again, and then I remembered that I seemed to have a bit of trouble with my big boss yesterday...

How can I do this? How can I go to work again? Damn it, I will lose my job when I reach middle age. What a tragedy...

I looked at the instigator who was sleeping soundly next to me, and I was very upset. I lost my job because of this kid. Although Zhou Yaojing is not a fun thing, but he is my basic necessities...

"Hey!" I threw my clothes on Yang Guhang, "Sleeping your sister! Wake up!"

"Ahhh?" The little beauty sat up in a jerk, turning her head around and looking around, "What's wrong, what's wrong?"

"What did you say!"

"Ah?" The little beauty looked very nervous, "What's the matter, what happened?"

"I'm unemployed, and it's all your fucking fault!"

"Uh..." The little beauty instantly relaxed her vigilance, yawned and got back into bed again, "That's it, I thought something terrible happened, and he didn't say he would fire you, so you go back It’s fine if you don’t go to work.”

"How can I go back! You beat him up yesterday! I'll go back and wait for the beating today. Besides, he is not a fun thing. When I think about the things he did to you Just broke out in a cold sweat, how could he be so shameless?"

"That is to say, you also know that he is not a good person. Why do you have to go back to work? Anyway, you don't earn much, so it's better for me to support you." The little beauty stretched out her arms from the bed and hugged him. Then I will lie down again.

"Hey, hey, hey!" I slapped his hand away, "What do you mean by not earning much? I'm also a middle-class man, okay?" Cough, although my little salary is really not worth it in front of his father...

"Okay, okay, you count, but you have a pretty face, so let's rely on it in the future." Yang Guhang propped his head on his arms, and looked at me with a smile, "I'll take care of you, you can make a price."

Fuck!This kid is becoming less and less upright and more glib, he even dared to tease me, but... Uncle, I just love this...

I stretched out a finger to pick the little beauty's chin, "You want to keep me?"

"kindness."

"That's fine, but I have one condition."

"tell me the story."

"Uncle, I want to be on top."

The little beauty was taken aback for a moment, then burst out laughing, grabbed my finger and put it into his mouth and bit him hard. The pain made me grin my teeth, then she looked at me with a smile and said, "You are dreaming."

grass!This shameless person who told me to be on the top yesterday turned his face and refused to recognize anyone after sleeping!

I pointed at him angrily, "You let Zhou Yaojing be on top and you won't let me on top, you little heartless!"

"I said I didn't make it to the end, and I still mentioned this..."

I don't know whether it's because of shame or anger, the little beauty's face turned red again, how can someone blush so easily, but!No matter what the reason is, I just want to mention it, who told him not to let me go!

"Why can't I mention it! You treat me better than him! Paralyzed!"

"..." The little beauty's face was a little gloomy, it seemed that she was really annoyed by me.That's right, I'm not exposing someone's scars, I'm exposing them so happily, I'm conceited that I'm a person with connotation, culture and cultivation, how can I treat my lover like this...

I just wanted to admit my mistake and apologize or something, but before I could say anything, I saw the little beauty raised her hand decisively.

not good!I remembered his overreaction when I tried to force him to be down there last time. It's over, it seems that this time I really pissed him off, he won't beat me up again!Judging from the strength with which he beat Zhou Yaojing yesterday, he is definitely not as soft and weak as he appears on the surface. The two blows he gave me last time were all very light. If he really wants to beat me, he will beat me with old bones It's not like playing!Domestic violence!What a fucking scumbag!

I hugged my head and curled up into a ball, too cowardly.But he didn't wait for the imaginary fist.

That's right, even if I make him unhappy, he can't really beat me up, his temper is too hot.

"I said, Guhang, I...you, what are you doing!"

Seeing that the little beauty raised her hand and took off her big T-shirt, she was only wearing a pair of underpants underneath, and nothing else, he rubbed his hair that was a little messed up because of taking off his clothes, "Big T-shirt Zi Zi lay on the bed, yelled at me, "Come on."

What an ecstasy scene, I swallowed my saliva, "Come on..."

"Aren't you going to be on top? Come on."

Fuck! ! !is this real? ? ! !The little beauty is actively inviting me xxoo him!It was so beautiful, I couldn't bear to look at it.

I swallowed for the second time, "Are you sure...?"

"En." Yang Guhang nodded without any hesitation.

"Aren't you unwilling? Why did you suddenly agree...?" I still couldn't believe it.

"To prove that I love you."

Damn!I was so touched when I heard this, my baby is really caring, how can I bear to xxoo you with such a caring baby.

"I, I... now in the morning..."

"What's the matter in the morning, the morning is full of energy."

"Then what..." I swallowed my saliva for the third time. Although I really hoped to be on top, I was timid when things came up. Although the little beauty was voluntary and active this time, the Lun family couldn't bear it. Ah, my baby is so considerate of me, so I don't want to bully his chrysanthemum...

"I...that..."

"You are so slow, Le Ji." The little beauty patted the bed impatiently, "Hurry up."

Fuck! ! !I would have my nosebleeds gushing straight out.Is this still the shy little beauty Yang Guhang from my family?When did he turn into desire and dissatisfaction, uncle, I am so anxious!Do you think I have been subjected to it for a long time, and I have lost the ability to attack people?Otherwise why am I so cowardly?

"Well... how about... another day." I looked up at the sky with a guilty conscience.

"Another day?" The little beauty strangled her upper body, "Are you sure not now?"

I continued to look at the sky, "I have no interest now." ([-]% deceitful)

"Okay then." The little beauty spread her hands helplessly, "But mine is limited by time limit, and it won't expire after the expiration date."

What?Haven't you already surrendered?

"Is it due?"

"That's right!"

"That won't work, you agreed this time, and you have to agree if I think about it later."

"You think beautiful, just this time!"

"Then... I'll think about it again." Or should I attack him reluctantly this time?

"You have no chance."

"Why?"

"You just said you're not interested."

"That was just now! I'm interested again now!" It seems that I must attack today!

"That won't do. It's not a gentleman to say yes and no."

"I'm not a gentleman!"

The little beauty was stunned for a moment, he probably didn't expect me to be so shameless and direct, but then he smirked, this kid is getting worse and worse now, and he doesn't know who he learned from... "That won't work either. "

"Why!" I'm just fooling around, what else can you do.

"Because I..." The little beauty came close to me, her face was almost close to mine, "I'm interested in you now."

……

I didn't even eat the lunch that I was tossed about by him.Now I lie on the bed weakly and growl with hunger.

It's been a morning and the phone hasn't rang.No one cares about me skipping work so gorgeously, it's really... so sad to think about it.

None of the colleagues who usually have a good relationship with me called to say hello. I don’t know if it’s because they knew that I was gay and they were scruples.

Having said that, thinking about the unknown life in the future, I really feel flustered. Fortunately, there is a little beauty by my side to accompany me.

"Hey." I kicked the little beauty who was teasing the dog, "I'm hungry."

It's fucking fast, this bastard is still playing tricks on cats and dogs, this is the rhythm that will starve me to death, the strangest thing is that he is not hungry, young is different.

"What do you want to eat? I'll make it for you." The little beauty held the dog in her arms, and the dog excitedly stretched out its long tongue to lick him, looking like a beauty and a dog.

I really failed in life, dogs don’t even like me, look at Yang Guhang again, he has many friends, a lot of money, good looks, life is so unfair, “I don’t eat your cooking.”

"Um...then what do you eat?"

"I don't know." I covered my head with the quilt, feeling extremely depressed.I'm really annoying, but I can't tell the specific reason, maybe my uncle is here.

"Uh...how about ordering takeaway?"

"Okay, I want to eat abalone, shark's fin, sea cucumber and bird's nest!"

"...Is it a little rich...?"

"I have to make up for it." Stinky Yang Guhang, I lost my job because of you, I want to eat it back!

"Well..." The little beauty leaned down and rubbed her mouth against my ear, "Is it because I worked too hard last night that your vitality was seriously injured?" She stretched out her hand and groped wildly while talking.

"Fuck you! It's up to you? It's almost like a gap between your teeth hahaha!" Playing a hooligan, you little boy can compare to me?

"what?"

How about it!Great setback, brat!

"Are you sure?" the little beauty asked me, rubbing the dog's little head.

"Of course!"

"Then you can feel it again..."

"Screw you!" Seeing the little beauty getting closer and closer, I pushed him away, well, I admit that I am a bitch, I really can't stand it, "I'm going to be hungry, you boy Order me takeaway!"

"What do you want to eat?" The little beauty was a bit measured, she stopped messing around when she heard that I was hungry, but I seriously doubt that he was also hungry!With a long hand, he took the takeaway brochure on the bedside table and flipped through it casually, "What do you eat, how about this?"

I followed what he pointed to and saw that it was a Hong Kong-style seafood fried rice. Although I don’t like Hong Kong-style food very much, this one looks pretty good, not to mention that I’m really going to collapse from hunger now...

I waved my hand, "Whatever you want, just this one, hurry up, I'm starving to death..."

The little beauty called the restaurant and added some chicken feet and durian crisps, as well as a health-preserving soup. Just thinking about it now makes my mouth water.Fortunately, it was already past the meal time, so the food was delivered quickly, and I could finally feast on it.

I picked up the chopsticks and just wanted to eat, and then I looked at the little beauty sitting on the side and smiling at me. "Hello!"

"Ok?"

"You feed me!" I stuffed the chopsticks into the hands of the little beauty.

"Huh?" The little beauty was a little taken aback, and she laughed in a random and clear way, "Okay, I know you're tired, you can't even lift your hands... Hehe, it's okay, I'll feed you."

"Go away, sister!" I opened my mouth obediently...

The author has something to say: The update may be slower recently, but everyone must continue to love me, and you are not allowed to cancel the favorite! (stern face)

Every time I write about eating, I think back to what good things I ate. It seems that going out to eat delicious food is also a collection of materials ╮(╯▽╰)╭

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