Uncle's Courtship Battle

I'm [-]% sure what's in there, but I'm going to feed it to my little friend,

I approached slowly and straddled Yang Guhang's slender waist, "Come on, baby, open your mouth quickly~"

"I don't want to eat it!!!" Yang Guhang yelled and pushed my hand away.

"Come on, baby, Uncle Le Ji loves you~"

"No, no, I really don't want to eat..."

"Eat it and you go!" I couldn't take it anymore, what are you being so pretentious at this time, just listen to me honestly, it doesn't make any sense to push it halfway, so I patted the cake directly on Yang Guhang face...

Nima... What a beautiful scene...

I didn't want to be like this at first... I also wanted to coax my little baby softly, and feed him the cake with my own hands. On the baby's face, I just... lost my temper and couldn't control my hand...

I'm really not suitable for the wind, the snow, the moon, the moon and the moon, I'm only suitable for playing that vulgar...

Yang Guhang was stunned by my photograph for a while, and it took him a long time to come back to see me after blinking.

"Leji, I..."

"So what... I slipped my hands for a while..." I really dare not explain my violent temper to the little beauty...

"Um... well..." Yang Guhang looked disappointed.

I knew that I should go get the paper box at this time, apologize in a soft voice, and wipe his face carefully, presumably Yang Guhang would not quarrel with me because of this little accident, But this person, sometimes his brain just doesn't work, and he can't understand his own behavior. For example, I didn't bring a cardboard box here, but brought a dog here...

I put the dog close to the little beauty's face, "Come on, dog, I'll give you a meat meal today, and quickly lick the cake off your brother's face."

The little beauty froze for a moment, then pushed the dog away with a black line all over her face.

Okok, I know I'm crazy...

"Le Ji." The little beauty stood up and wiped the cake on her face with a serious expression.

For some reason, I think this scene is a bit funny, after all, the excessive contrast when a person is standing in front of you with cream all over his face is really cute.

I couldn't hold back and laughed out loud.

Yang Guhang immediately gave me a slap in the face.

Oh fuck!It seems that I have really taken a big joke this time, and I am going to make the little beauty angry!But I still think it's kind of humorous that I let the dog lick the little beauty's face...

Yang Guhang took a step closer to me, getting very close to me.

He was taller than me, and at this moment I really felt an unprecedented sense of oppression.

"Why, how...?" I stuttered in a useless manner, this bastard kid is probably trying to punch me again, this fucking is too much for a joke, I don't know who is the grumpy ...

"Le Ji, I didn't expect this to happen."

"I'm sorry... I'm just..." Damn it, I overplayed it, how did it end...

"I wanted to surprise you."

"I know I know!!!" I nodded like a chicken pecking rice, I know I made a mistake, please forgive me baby~

"But I didn't expect to make it like this..."

I looked at the little beauty drooping her head, feeling indescribably disappointed. I felt really uncomfortable, and I didn't know what was wrong with me. Didn't she still say that she wanted to have a pink Valentine's Day?Now I feel that I am not worthy at all. I am simply a bad uncle full of evil intentions. It was a waste of the little beauty and carefully changed the gender of the villain on the cake...

"I was wrong, Gu Hang...I..."

Before I finished speaking, I saw the little beauty bow her head and start to unbutton her shirt.

Why? !What's the situation? !Could it be that he wants to physically punish me?Then I really wish for it~ comeon baby~ I accept your punishment!

But Yang Guhang is such a simple kid, I guess he still took off his clothes and threw them on my head, and yelled at me "clean me up" is more likely...

Well, as long as the little beauty doesn't get angry with me, it doesn't matter if I buy him a new one, although the brands he wears are a bit expensive for me...

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When I was thinking wildly, I saw the little beauty opened her clothes, carefully took out a piece of cake that had slipped into her clothes and was now on her belly, stared at it for a long time, and then shyly stuffed it into my hand.

What does this mean? !Let me eat it? !

please! !My friend, saving money is not the way to save money. Although thrift is a fine tradition of our Chinese nation, even if this cake sticks to your belly, I will not dislike it, but I still can't understand you. Idea! ! ! !

besides! ! !What is there to blush about this behavior! ! !

"It should be inside..." Yang Guhang said while staring at the piece of cake in my palm that had been crushed by me.

"What's in there?"

"Take it apart and have a look."

I was a little helpless looking at the excited look of the little beauty.Are you sure you're not trying to make fun of me? !

What can be in this cake, can it grow a flower? !

The cake crumbs mixed with cream really make me sick and greasy, and I don't want to touch him with my hands, but I can't do without touching him. The little beauty looked at me expectantly. How could I let him down?

Well, I'd be more than happy to do it if I could make a beauty smile by doing it!

With my mouth curled up and my teeth bared, I stretched out my hand with a look of patience and disgust, groping for the cake crumbs back and forth, eh?It's really hard to touch, but I'm not in a hurry to take it out, let me take a guess, I like this feeling the most, like opening a present.

I felt it carefully, and it seemed to be something ring-shaped, not very big, and the word "San" suddenly popped up in my mind.

Zhen!Hold!ring!

Although I haven't seen this thing myself, I don't know what kind of structure it is, but this is the only ring-shaped thing between lovers that I can think of in my mind.

Oh~!My little baby really suits my heart, she is restrained on the outside and coquettish on the inside, to prepare such a **** thing, it really makes my old face blush...

I looked at Yang Guhang again, he lowered his head and bit his lower lip, his face was flushed red, he was extremely embarrassed...

"Hey, baby~" I raised an eyebrow at Yang Guhang with a smirk.

Yang Guhang looked very nervous, "Le Ji...do you know what it is...?"

"Of course I know...hehehe..." My smile must be very lewd and slutty...

"Then you, you...you, are you willing...?"

"I think..."

"What do you think?" Yang Guhang raised his head and looked at me nervously.

Oh, I'm really in a good mood, this kid is really enlightened, I know that Uncle and I like this tune, but it would be even better if it can be used on him.

"I think...you can give it a try!"

"Really? Are you sure?" The little beauty was very happy, and I felt like he was about to rush over and hug my neck.

"Very sure!"

"Great! Take it with you to see if the size fits!"

Hey baby, you are so enthusiastic. This is still in the living room, and the curtains haven't been drawn yet. Why are you so impatient? Anyway, you want me to take a bath.

But since you're welcome, little beauty, I don't have to pretend to be reserved, ok, let's fight for [-] rounds!

I quickly cleaned off the cake crumbs on the ring to reveal its true colors.

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What the hell is going on in my mind all day long... How can there be such a wretched, vulgar, vulgar person like me in the world...

My brain circuits must be different from ordinary people... I deserve it even if I'm single all my life...

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After I cleaned up the crumbs of the cake, I found that it was wrapped with a shiny men's ring with a small diamond in the middle. The shape was simple and elegant, which was in line with Yang Guhang's taste.

"Hehehe..." I laughed awkwardly, "Yes, it's this..."

"Yes, yes." The little beauty looked excited, "Hurry up and put it on and see if the size is suitable. I also bought it based on the thickness of your fingers, and I don't know what it is... ..."

To be honest, I was a little disappointed, it turned out that it was not an exciting game, but a broken ring.

I lacked interest and wanted to put the metal ring on my finger, but suddenly I remembered the meaning of the ring.

Why didn't he give me a necklace (although I hate men wearing necklaces), why didn't he give me a tie clip, or maybe a watch?But it happened to be a ring.

This kid won't be... the second time he confessed his love to me...?

"Le Ji, take it and have a look, don't you like this style... I thought it was a bit too simple when I picked it, but I still think this one looks better after picking it... Don't you like it?" ?”

"I...that..." How could I express my obscene and petty thoughts just now!

"Hurry up and take it! You just promised me, you don't want to go back on your word, do you?" The little beauty looked a little nervous.

"Huh? What did I just say?"

Yang Guhang is quite dissatisfied with my behavior of turning my head and forgetting what I said, but you don't have to blame me for it. I wasn't thinking about rings just now, and my words are naturally limitless...

"You just said, you can give it a try."

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