Uncle's Courtship Battle

I reckon the dog should be very happy and excited to see me, because when I lowered my head and kissed his nose, he returned the gift and bit my nose.

……

"Damn it! You bitch! See if I don't beat you to death!"

I'm really in a mess right now, clutching my nose and crying non-stop.

Yang Guhang was also taken aback, and hurried over to check on the condition of my nose.

Probably because I screamed so badly, the little beauty might have thought that my nose had been bitten off, so she pulled my hand covering my nose vigorously to see my injury.

I guess I must be bloody now, it's too horrible to look at!I'm really afraid to scare my little beauty.

Taking off his hand tremblingly, Yang Guhang immediately stuck it over and stared at my nose earnestly for a long time.

"How is it... is there a lot of bleeding...?"

Yang Guhang stared at me responsibly for a long time before he said, "Le Ji..."

"Let's go to the hospital to get a rabies vaccine!" It was only then that I remembered this crucial thing.

"no need……"

"That won't work! I'm going to get rabies!" Why is the child so confused at this time, is it because he feels sorry for the vaccine being too expensive? !Don't wow, uncle, I don't need you to pay, I don't want to become barking!

"It's really unnecessary... because you can't even see the dog's small teeth marks..."

……

Well, it seems that I am too sensitive...

Even so, I still leaned against Yang Guhang's body in a delicate posture. There was no way, even if my body was not injured, my mind was still damaged!I have to spank this little bastard's ass a few times later, otherwise it won't be enough to relieve the hatred in my heart, it's too arrogant!

"That's right." When I got home and lay comfortably on Yang Guhang's body, I remembered to ask, "Why are you here again today?"

"There's nothing going on at school, so I just wanted to come and see you."

Not bad, this kid still misses me.I feel a little sweet in my heart.

"I want to come and cook for you."

Whoops, that's great, who wouldn't want to have a free chef at home in the future~!

"I think……"

Yang Guhang's face was red again, he didn't know why he was so shy.

"What do you want?"

"I think I can cook for you every day in the future..."

Oh shit, this kid won't be confessing his love to me for the second time! ?How to do this, I am still not ready to agree to him this time, but if I reject him again, will he think that I am really not interested in him and give up from now on!

Oh, no! ! !Life is really tangled! ! !

But it turns out that I seem to be thinking too much again...

After the little beauty finished speaking shyly, she really put on her little bunny pink apron and went to the kitchen to obediently prepare dinner for me.

……

From that day on, Yang Guhang would come to my house to report almost every day. If he really encountered something in the school or couldn’t come to the reunion with his classmates, he would call me in advance to report. He occasionally didn’t come. I'm not particularly disappointed, after all he has his own affairs, it's impossible to keep around me all the time, just one thing, if Yang Guhang doesn't come back, I have to face that little dog of his alone, just me The two of you, oh, no, it’s just me and the dog. It’s really embarrassing to have my double eyelids and big eyes facing its pair of small black bean eyes.

That's right, since that day, in addition to the little beauty who has become a regular visitor to my house, this dog is even more so, he is no longer a regular visitor, he has been fully stationed here, and he will go beyond me master trend.

That day, I was staring at each other with the dog, engaged in a contest between men, when I heard the sound of the door lock turning, it must be my little beauty who came back.

Sure enough, Yang Guhang was standing at the entrance changing his shoes.There was also a box in his hand, which seemed to be a cake. Hey, I saw it, and there were words like "Valentine's Day Limited Edition" written on it.

I just remembered that today is fucking Valentine’s Day, I’m such a pig-headed person, I’m at home fighting cats and dogs every day, and I’ve forgotten this beautiful day.

Yang Guhang walked in, put the cake box on the table, smiled but did not speak.

The dog probably smelled something delicious, stood up and lay down on the edge of the table, straightened its neck and sniffed vigorously.

I stretched out my hand and patted its ass, this little stinky dog ​​wants to eat anything, but this is the only one that can’t, it was bought for me by the little beauty.

But the little beauty didn't speak all the time, what's the situation with that smirk all the time, what's the shame at this time.

"I said..." I pointed to the cake box on the table and asked knowingly, "What is this?"

"It's a cake... I bought it for you..."

"Bought it for me? Why did you remember to buy me a cake?" I knew he was shy, but I still asked him wickedly, hoping to hear some sweet words from him.

"I saw it on the road and thought it looked very good, so I wanted to buy it for you..."

Hearing what he said, I suddenly remembered a passage I saw on Weibo, which was roughly "If you see a strange tree on the road and want to take a picture of it for that person to see, then you Must have started to love him."

I was very touched by Yang Guhang, which made me much happier than when he told me that he had booked for me in advance.

This is the way to love someone. You never need to decorate or plan. You want to give him any good things you see, and you want to share with him any happy things. This must be the warmest love in the world.

Of course, this doesn’t mean that Yang Guhang may have forgotten that today is Valentine’s Day, just like me of……

He opened the cake box to reveal the cake inside.

It's really a limited edition for Valentine's Day, which kind of fills my girlish heart.

The pink cake embryo is covered with biscuits and chocolates to build a small house. In front of the house are two exquisitely crafted villains, cuddling together like a pair of lovers.

It's really a harmonious and beautiful picture, but I can't tell, I always feel that something is wrong...

etc!Why do the two villains on this cake seem to be two fucking men? !Cake shops are so thoughtful now, and there are Valentine’s Day cakes specially prepared for gay friends? !

I looked at Yang Guhang suspiciously, and the child pursed his lips in embarrassment, "This is... I specially asked the clerk to replace it with two boys... Actually, I was quite shy at the time..."

I imagined the scene at that time, it seemed to be quite embarrassing, it was really embarrassing for this child.

Yang Guhang took a knife and cut the cake, carefully served a piece to me, and thoughtfully gave me a small fork to eat.

I just wanted to taste this Valentine's Day limited edition. Suddenly, the traditional virtues of the Chinese nation that have never appeared in my life flickered. People must learn to be humble and not selfish... So I put the cake plate in my hand Passed it to Yang Guhang again.

Who knew that guy looked at me in horror, waved his hands again and again, and refused to answer.

Why, what kind of expression is this, what's the matter with disliking me for being dirty, isn't it that I have not talked about being dirty?

I patted Yang Guhang on the shoulder, "Come on, uncle, I will let you go first, this is the first piece, you eat first."

"I don't want to eat, I don't want to eat..." Yang Guhang stepped back vigorously, accidentally tripped over a chair leg, and fell down on the sofa. I refuse this cake in my hand.

Hey, it's weird, I just said, isn't this kid chasing after my ass a few days ago, saying how much he likes me, why is he afraid of me being close and afraid of becoming like this, and I don't have AIDS!

The more he rejected me, the angrier he became. The two of us have changed from humble and courteous to pressing every step of the way. I hold a piece of cake in my hand, and a beautiful young man with a frightened face is lying on the opposite sofa. Today I insist on You can't put this cake in his mouth.

"Hey hey..." I smiled lewdly and sensually, and approached step by step, forcing Yang Guhang to curl up on the sofa, "Little baby, be obedient and eat this cake."

"Le Ji...there's a lot more, I'll just cut another piece, you can eat this piece..."

"Then why don't you eat this piece?" I stared at Yang Guhang with wide eyes.

"This... this... that..." The child obviously couldn't tell a lie, and he couldn't tell the reason for this and that for a long time.

Naturally, I don't suspect that Yang Guhang is going to kill me. I know it's impossible. We don't have any deep hatred. If he gets tired of me, he'll just disappear from now on. There's no need to kill people to silence him. Actually I'm more skeptical...hehehe...

Oops, how can I say this, I am so ashamed of my old face!

I strongly suspect that the kid has mixed some kind of lust (you know) drug into this cake.

Why do you say that?Then I naturally have a basis.

This child has been coming to my place every day recently, and basically lives with me at night, but we have never done that kind of thing.

Maybe this kid felt guilty for beating me that night, so I'm sorry, but I don't resent him, after all, he was the one I threatened violently, and I deserved the beating.

This kid is very thin-skinned. It has been several days. He always finds various opportunities to hug me. He hugs me when I make the quilt. He hugs me when I wash the dishes. I watch TV. When he hugged me and rubbed against me, it was time for me to shit, so fucking embarrassing, didn't this kid have a dog?Why is he almost becoming a cat himself?

I know what he wants to do, in fact, he just needs to say no, as for being so shy...

You want to ask me why I don't say it, don't I want to?

Of course not, I definitely want to go crazy, but after all, I am not as young as him, and I don’t know how to hide my thoughts. Since I have seen through Yang Guhang’s thoughts, I don’t need to be anxious and wait for him Just hit.

I quite enjoyed this process, hazy and full of hope.On the contrary, that kind of straightforwardness is extremely boring.

I'm [-]% sure what's in there, but I'm going to feed it to my little friend,

I approached slowly and straddled Yang Guhang's slender waist, "Come on, baby, open your mouth quickly~"

The author has something to say: Guess what is in the cake?Definitely not as wretched and trivial as Uncle Le Ji thought~