Gluttonous canteen

"Ah!" Zhang Tao yelled endlessly.

"Why are you so surprised?" Li Chuo frowned. Why does this guy look like a philistine with a loyal appearance but a treacherous inside when he is with others, or else he would just tear his face apart and look like the world is dirty again. Come on. People, the face of a war criminal who carried out my aircraft carrier Noah's Ark, is a standard silly roe deer to show off only when he is with him.

Just when Zhang Tao was about to explain to him, a girl screamed from the depths of the corridor.

"Ah!" It's also the word ah, which is many times more poignant than Zhang Tao's sentence just now.

"Xiaotong, Xiaotong, hold on!" Along with the girl's scream, it was the voice of the old eight who was a little frightened and bewildered.

"Oops, that girl!" Zhang Tao glanced at the little hedgehog on the ground, no way, could it be that the hedgehog's last trace of spirituality was released by him, which alarmed the girl's fetal gas?What is in her stomach is the last flesh and blood of the concubine Li's family!

Without further ado, Zhang Tao reached out and grabbed the hedgehog's body, opened his mouth and swallowed it with a whimper, and then he lifted his buttocks and was about to go out.

"Where are you going? Is it okay to eat zombie meat?" Li Chuo asked after chasing after him.

"It's okay, I'm an iron stomach! Your Majesty, hurry up and go back to the house, the bloody emperor can't enter." Zhang Tao shouted as he ran.

"Can you come in?"

"No problem, I'm a concubine!" Zhang Tao greeted, and turned down the stairs to the door of the room where the young couple lived at the corner.

Concubine... It is true to say so, but I always feel that something is wrong.Li Chuo looked at Zhang Guiren's disappearing back, feeling a little embarrassed.

"Myna, open the door, myna, it's me, Xiao Zhanger." Zhang Tao said, beating on the door panel vigorously.

After shouting a few times, I saw Lao Ba opened the door profusely with sweat, but there was only a small gap in the door, and his face was anxiously exposed, seeing that Zhang Tao had no intention of opening the door at all.

"Xiao Zhanger, my wife may be about to give birth. I have already called for an ambulance, but the mountain road is difficult to walk. I don't know when it will come." Lao Ba looked at a loss, but because of traditional concepts, Still insisted on not opening the door.

"Brother, I have worked on the farm for many days and delivered babies to many animals. Let me see, it's better than doing this and waiting."

"Hey! What do you say, young man? My wife is not a horse." The old man was anxious, and pushed Zhang Tao out again.

Just as the two of them were pushing and shoving, the girl on the bed couldn't help but screamed again.

"Xiaotong!" The old eight cared about his wife, and when he looked back, Zhang Tao took advantage of this opportunity to sneak into the room, and slipped jealously into the room.

"Hey! You! Men can't enter this delivery room!" Lao Ba shouted anxiously.

"I'm not a man!" I am a male god, Zhang Tao imagined it in his heart, but he didn't say it out.

"I mean, I'm not an ordinary man, I'm a man with skills." What seems wrong with this sentence?do not care.Zhang Tao suddenly felt that he had slipped his tongue and said that he was an mb, but he couldn't control so many important things right now.

"Sister-in-law, I've offended you." Without further ado, Zhang Tao lifted the quilt covering the girl's waist and began to observe carefully.

"You!" Lao Ba yelled, rushing up to fight him desperately.

"Old Ba, wait a minute, I don't seem to be so uncomfortable." The girl who had been speechless for some reason suddenly regained her spirits. Seeing her husband raising a chair and coming to fight, she quickly waved at him. waved.

Zhang Tao half-opened his eyes and didn't look at Lao Ba. Anyway, he was definitely not the one who was damaged by the stool falling on him. He is now staring at the girl's thigh intently. There is indeed a faint white light there, which is used by the old lady Bai before she died. The curse cast with one last breath on the descendants of Tianfei Li's family.

After Zhang Tao went through a fierce ideological struggle, he still stretched out his hand to lightly touch the circle of white halo that looked like a mousetrap. It was this layer that hindered the baby of Tianfei Li's family. , the old lady Bai's resentment gradually dissipated, and by the time of Lao Ba and his generation, they had no way to completely destroy the baby, they would only leave behind a circle of horrible birthmarks, and sometimes it might be accompanied by dystocia.

Oh!

As Zhang Tao's hand touched the white halo, the halo of light was like an incandescent lamp with poor contact. After lighting it a few times, it went out immediately.

"Wow! Wow! Wow!"

Zhang Tao didn't have time to react, and then, a very strong and powerful baby boy jumped out of the girl's body almost like a carp. Otherwise, the little guy will be launched directly to the floor by his mother. The bodies of the mother and child are really strong enough.

"Oh, this guy is awesome." With a wave of Zhang Tao's big hand, he put it directly on the baby boy's buttocks, and carefully placed the little thing on the clean towel next to him.

"That's the end of my job. Do human babies still have to take a bath?" Zhang Tao has delivered many cows and horses. Child Evolution doesn't seem to light up this skill so far.

"This...I...is..." Lao Ba looked at the picture of the mother and child being safe and Zhang Tao with blood on his face, and didn't know what to say for a moment.

"Hey, is the ambulance coming?" Zhang Tao saw the red and blue lights and shadows flickering downstairs, and sure enough, he heard the sound of the horn blah blah blah.

"Hurry up and send your daughter-in-law to the hospital to have a look again. Leave." Zhang Tao waved to the dazed-faced family and jumped out of the room. He didn't want to be commended on the show.

"Huh, I finally gave birth, ouch!" Zhang Tao climbed up the stairs and entered the door. He wanted to brag about how brave he was in delivering the baby, but when he opened the door and entered, Li Chuo poured cold water on his face.

"Gaha? Haqiu!" Zhang Tao shook his fur quickly, like a big cat thrown into the water by its owner, its fur all exploded.

"It's okay, it's the custom in our place that men have to wash up when they enter the delivery room." Li Chuo said naturally.

"Oh, hurry up and pack up your things, it will be too late when they come back from the hospital, and I will probably be sent to the county town to wear big red flowers." Zhang Tao hurriedly packed up the things on the floor, planning to run away.

"Well, don't worry about the rest, come here, I'll give you a bath." The little emperor with a paranoid obsession with cleanliness like Miaoyu can bear everything, but he can't bear the cinnabar red on Zhang Tao's body at all, so he dragged the big cat into the bathroom .

"Ah, no, my lord, this concubine can do it by herself." Zhang Tao blew his hair and was splashed with water by Li Chuo, and the cat's desperate screams rang out in the bathroom.

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Imperial City Canteen.

"Hmm." The big cat nestled on the kang with its head drooping, looking sleepy.

"I've already apologized to you, what else do you want?" Li Chuo came in with a bowl of broth, and placed it on the kang table very skillfully. For the first half of his life, his ten fingers did not touch the spring water, and now he gradually Having learned to serve others, Li Chuo expressed his appreciation for his ability to get used to new things.

"I'm fine." Zhang Tao rolled around on the kang, lying on his back, although he said he was fine, he still had an expression of lovelessness.

In fact, he doesn't like taking a bath very much. It's quite comfortable to take a bath in silence, but being drenched in the face once, this kind of psychological trauma is unimaginable for the ancient beasts. Alas, the blue star people will never understand his pain.

"What do you want to do today?"

Li Chuo was a little suspicious of Zhang Tao's sickness symptoms. Judging from the first few nights before they came back, he was quite alive and well, not at all like he showed now that he almost lost the will to survive. At the same time Unlocked a lot of new tricks, anyway, no matter how this guy asks, I have to hang up the exemption sign today, otherwise my old waist will really be broken by him.

"Can it still be unlocked?"

"Excuse me." Li Chuo categorically rejected the concubine's request to stay in bed with a big wave of his hand.

"Hmm..." Zhang Tao lay on the kang again and moaned.

"Don't get lost, I'll leave first if you're okay." Li Chuo got up and changed his clothes. He didn't have any taboos after being with someone for a long time, so he began to take off in front of him.

Zhang Tao rubbed his eyes secretly at the child's back, ah, he was going to be spared for a few days, the little emperor's back was a little bruised, and there were tooth marks near the neck and dimples, Zhang Tao felt guilty, so he buried his head Don't dare to look again.

"I'm going to take the exam. Today is the last one." Li Chuo changed into his school uniform, picked up the admission ticket and went out.

"Go home early after the exam! I'll cook delicious food for you!" Zhang Tao chased out of the shadow wall and put his hands to his lips and shouted loudly, and the whistles of some brats rang out in the alley.

Snake spirit disease, the partner still had to put on a cover, the child blushed, the car pedaled fast, and it flashed out of the alley in the blink of an eye.

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"Li Chuo, someone is looking for you outside." After the exam, he went back to the school for cleaning. Li Chuo was tall and was assigned to clean the glass. The child pouted his buttocks and wiped carefully. Behind him were a group of girls and a few boys. swaying wildly, staring at his increasingly beautiful buttocks because of having sex with Zhang Tao.

"Huh?" The child turned around, and the crowd scattered like birds and beasts.

"Someone is looking for you outside, saying it is your cousin."

Where did my cousin come from?This is really in line with the old saying - the emperor has three poor relatives.

Li Chuo flipped from the table to the ground in a kite-turning posture, fascinated a bunch of fans, and walked out swaggeringly.

At the end of the corridor of the teaching building where there were not many people left during the holiday, a tall figure stood lonely. Seeing him coming, he turned around and tilted his head towards the empty classroom next to him.

"Come in," said the man.